"Young general, hurry up to Juzhou and ask Tan Zhong to come and guard Luo Dian." Ah Zhen ordered when he saw them.
Qin Zhongxin panicked, their chief Sima is really not simple, he took Luo Dian back without a single soldier, and he seemed to have known this intelligent female military adviser for a long time. Then it occurred to me that our eldest Sima is also extremely intelligent. I am very happy.
"Be good, Yingying, don't be like this, you see our body shapes match so well, hugging and sleeping together is like a painting." Ah Zhen continued to pester.
"Get up, the army is on the move." Yingying shook off his hairy hands. It's so clever that I was confused for a while. Why couldn't she stand his temptation and let him sleep on her bed. Now I really can't wash myself off by jumping into the Yellow River.
"Say" Yingying shouted confidently.
Soon Tan Zhong came with a large team. A group of generals in armor hurried over to the lobby, seeing Ah Zhen, who was seated above, hurriedly knelt down: "The last general has seen Master Sima."
"Get up." Ah Zhen nodded and said.
"Yes..." Cao Zong didn't dare to stay for a moment, and when he heard the military adviser tell them to retreat, he ran away without seeing anyone.
Xiang Shaoyun was stunned when he saw this fool, he really believed it, even he was stunned. Seeing that he asked again, he replied: "Although Da Sima and Tubo are friendly on the surface, they have hidden murderous intentions in their hearts. Although the Tubo female army and Da Sima have left, Da Sima set up a murderous plan early on the way. As long as the Tubo female army division comes along Immediately..." After speaking, he raised his hand and scratched his neck in a kill gesture.
"What are you going to do?" You sat up and roared angrily.
"Immediately order the army to advance towards the Nongdong, retreat." Yingying sighed, it seems that people all over the world have misunderstood that she has an ulterior relationship with Ah Zhen.
"Okay, then I'll make an unrivaled one." Ah Zhen thought for a while and said slowly.
"The army is ready to go, see... See the military division has not woken up..." Cao Zong trembled and his teeth kept chattering.
"Brother Zhen, how can this work?" Xiang Shaoyun exclaimed when he saw that he had thrown him in Luo Dian. Ugh... He doesn't want to be with this idiot.
Xiang Shaoyun and the big and small generals stared blankly. In my heart I laughed at Tan Zhong who was even more stupefied than him, so it was so obvious that he couldn't see it? What a brainless idiot. Feel infinite sympathy for him.
"The last general is here." Tan Zhong shook his head, seeing that he was being called, he stood up.
"So you kicked down my door and broke in." Yingying asked with raised eyebrows, with a complicated expression on her face.
The army had already moved out, and the two of them walked out slowly after finishing their breakfast in the room. As soon as Ah Zhen came out, he saw Xiang Shaoyun and the big and small generals waiting for him.
After hearing this, Tan Zhong was overjoyed: "Yes, yes. It must be like this. Da Sima's plan is really clever. With Da Sima here, why worry about Tubo not being destroyed?"
"Let's sleep for a while longer." Ah Zhen hugged Yingying's fragrant shoulders with a smile and was about to lie down.
Ah Zhen made gestures as he spoke. Tan Zhong was startled to admire him infinitely, but he did not expect that Da Sima was ready to sacrifice his life for the country. Immediately, his eyes were red, and everyone knelt down on the ground and shouted in unison: "Yes, the last general will obey."
Ah Zhen paused and said, "Yingying and I bragged to each other, Yingying said that she could eat the whole world, so what can I say to beat her?"
"Let's go." Yingying walked towards the gate without looking back.
"Military division, military division..." a vigorous voice from outside the room called out.
"Da Sima, I don't know..." Before he could say anything, he was lame and Yingying, not daring to say it.
"It's so uncomfortable to sleep with clothes on." Ah Zhen said naughtily, and began to drag her clothes.
"Of course, when will we not destroy you Tubo? Tomorrow, Damon and I will attack back and forth, and we will definitely capture you alive." Ah Zhen also said to Yingying very seriously.
Qin Xin jumped, never expecting that Da Sima would be so unabashed in the Tubo female military division.
"Uh! I said I can eat her." After speaking, Xiang Shaoyun was stunned for a while, and then recalled. His face was also red. I thought to myself, this real brother is really amazing. Even eating tofu can be eaten so cleanly without leaving traces, who else can I admire if I don't admire him.
After eating and drinking enough last night, he also took care of Damon by the way. Yingying returned to her room, Ah Zhen also cheekily sneaked into her room. He is a real man, and he must sleep with her if he says he wants to sleep with her. The two argued for nearly half an hour. The mouth is parched.
In the early morning of the second day, Ah Zhen slept very comfortably on the big bed with Nuanyu Wenxiang in his arms. Yingying leaned against her arms and fell asleep deeply.
"It's cheap, I didn't do anything, I just hugged and slept, others want to think about what I can do." Ah Zhen spread his hands likewise.
Seeing that the two of them had gone far away, Tan Zhong clasped his fists at Xiang Shaoyun and asked, "Is there something wrong with this great Sima actually telling the secret orders of the army in front of the Tubo army division?"
"I don't know if we want to light a fire tomorrow morning, and fight with Damon from the rear to fight the Tubo army?" Tan Zhong gritted his teeth and said.
"Military division, military division..." Seeing that there was no sound inside, the people outside shouted anxiously.
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiang Shaoyun's blushing face immediately turned pale, which was invincible in the world. Brother Zhen is not an ordinary person. I'm afraid he can't figure it out.
"Okay, did the rebel Damon have any secret letters?" Ah Zhen asked while holding up his tea.
"Yes, please take a look at the chief Sima." After speaking, Tan Zhong took out Damon's secret letter from his arms, and handed it to Xiang Shaoyun as soon as he received it.
"Yes, I will swear to the death to live and die with Luo Dian." Qin Zhongxin was delighted that Luo Dian had returned.
"I don't want it." After Yingying fell down, she still turned her back to him.
All the generals in the hall were sweating, but they didn't understand why Da Sima was so unabashed and told the truth in front of the Tubo female military adviser. This is a big taboo for military strategists. And this Tubo female military adviser is the same. Hearing that Da Sima will attack her back and forth with Damon tomorrow, she still talks and laughs happily with Da Sima without any fear. Immediately, I didn't understand who these two people were.
"No, no... no. The subordinates don't... dare not, yes... yes..." without further words.
Ah Zhen sees that Cao Zong is afraid of Yingying like this, is Yingying so scary? Seeing him so frightened, I couldn't bear it.
"Tan Zhong" laughed for a while, and Ah Zhen called out.
The two argued for another two cups of tea, but in the end she still couldn't stand up to the pervert, and finally his clothes were dragged down by him, leaving only the bellyband of the obscene skirt. Yingying snorted and turned her back to him and fell asleep. Let's see what else he can do.
"Let the female military adviser tell the story, she already knows the answer." Ah Zhen laughed.
The three of Cao Zong saw that the military adviser slept with the Da Zhou man, and the Da Zhou man had slept with the military adviser before. This is what he saw with his own eyes, and the memory came back in an instant. That's right, he was the one who kidnapped this Da Zhou man to the military adviser yesterday. But he was puzzled again. Yesterday, the military division looked like he would not stop unless he was killed. Why are you sleeping in the same bed today? Seeing that the clothes of the two are disheveled, one of them is completely naked, and the military teacher is only wearing a bellyband, it is obvious that they are very close. In an instant, Cao Zong's face turned half black, and he knelt down hastily, not daring to look up. These two are sticky like rice paste for a while, and can't tolerate it for a while, woo... let's play with him. Cao Zong wept bitterly. The three knelt on the ground and kept shaking.
"You heard my voice coming from your military adviser's room, do you think what happened to your military adviser?" Ah Zhen said slowly.
"Just say what you have to say, don't worry about it." Ah Zhen said with a smile while drinking tea.
"I have arranged the soldiers to hide on the road between Luo Dian and Nong Dong. I will light the signal as soon as the time comes tomorrow morning. I have 200,000 soldiers and horses. I swear that the 200,000 soldiers of the Tubo female army will be killed." Not a single one of the soldiers and horses was left. And you guard Luo Dian well, even if you hear that I die in battle, you can't send a single soldier, understand?"
"Brother Zhen, what did you say that can beat the female military division? Tell us quickly." Seeing that the female military division was not about to speak, Xiang Shaoyun yelled anxiously.
Yingying raised her eyebrows and looked at Ah Zhen, who opened her mouth and smiled with a very happy expression.
"Besides, the army is moving slowly, and it will be the same if you chase after it a few hours later." Continue to persuade.
"Which one hurts more, watermelon or papaya?" Several people were sitting in the lobby drinking tea. Bored, Ah Zhen made a sharp turn with his head. Yingying rolled her eyes.
Ah Zhen squinted his eyes in confusion, and asked, "Who is it? What are you doing?"
When Cao Zong heard Ah Zhen's words, he nodded gratefully and said, "Yes, that's how it is."
When Cao Zong heard the military master's cold tone, his teeth ached. The two lieutenants next to him were so frightened that they didn't know what to do, they hated how their bodies were so strong, it would be great if they could pass out.
At this time, Yingying also heard the movement and opened her water eyes, and turned over and sat up in a daze, rubbing her eyes with a heavy sleepiness and asking: "What's the matter?"
With a dignified face, he said: "Hi, generals of Zhou, don't be polite."
Ah Zhen opened it up and took a look. This Damon's head is as good as rat shit. He laughed loudly, handed the letter to Yingying, and Yingying raised the corners of her mouth when she saw it. I saw the words on it: "Thank you Da Zhou for your help. After the matter is completed, this king will cede the land and never break his promise, and make friends with Da Zhou forever. This king will wait for the general's fireworks in the early morning of tomorrow, and vow to use all his strength to kill the rebellious officials and thieves." Beheaded by the horse. Waiting." Seeing how stupid Damon looked, the two people in the seat laughed.
"Of course I'm going, I like to see people looking down and out." Ah Zhen saw that she would kill him on the spot if she couldn't say no, so she hurriedly replied in fright. And he really likes to watch people look unlucky. What's more, Damon's misfortune was planned by himself, so he had to join in the fun anyway.
for a long time…
"Wait a minute, I still have to wait for Qin Zhong, the guard of Luo Dian." Ah Zhen grabbed her hand and said slowly.
"Okay, I've seen the female military adviser in Tubo." Ah Zhen paused, nodded, and introduced.
As soon as Ah Zhen said that, everyone was stunned. He began to bow his head in thought.
"Say! What's going on?" Yingying also woke up, and quickly picked up the skirt from the bed and put it on, and saw that the door of the room was kicked open by these three people. The fire is hot, and the words that are asked are as cold as frost.
As soon as Ah Zhen asked Xiang Shaoyun, he couldn't wait to answer: "Of course the papaya hurts."
Xiang Shaoyun was stunned when he saw this fool, and he looked like he was celebrating. Almost foamed. I thought to myself: You are the only one who is stupid and still destroys Tubo. If Dazhou is not destroyed by others, then the ancestors will accumulate virtue. Rolling his eyes, he walked towards the gate of the mansion without looking back, not wanting to talk to him anymore, if he continued talking, he would probably become demented.
Ah Zhen laughed and patted Xiang Shaoyun who was sitting next door with sympathy in his eyes: "Both don't hurt, but the head hurts the most."
"Okay, I know you want to express your inner shyness, half an hour should be enough, I'm very sleepy." Ah Zhen spread his hands and began to drag his clothes to sleep, his face turned blue with anger But there was nothing he could do with her. It is true that the night is in the sky, people start to feel sleepy, and lie down with their clothes on. It was calm at the beginning, but after a while he started to mess around.
"Then why did Da Sima leave with the Tubo army?" Tan Zhong asked again.
"Lie in my arms and sleep." Ah Zhen said ruffiantly, his thick skin was unmatched by anyone.
"Let's go" Ah Zhen turned her head and said to Yingying. The two got on their horses and rushed out.
Ah Zhen opened her mouth happily, and gently stroked her bare back with her big hand. Under his gentle touch, Yingying slept deeper and more soundly. Ah Zhen lowered his head and kissed her hair and cheek. An incomparable bliss flooded my heart.
"Listen and see what secret letter Damon replied." Ah Zhen cracked his mouth and laughed.
After speaking, the two suddenly burst out laughing.
"Tan Duhu. This Luo Dian will be handed over to you again, don't lose it again." Ah Zhen said with a smile.
"En." Yingying grunted for a while, leaning her face on Ah Zhen's bare back, with her arms across his chest.
Yingying rolled her eyes and said, "Do you want to go get Dong with me?" After asking, she looked like she would kill him on the spot if he dared to say no.
"Can you come up with something more in-depth? It's too childish." Yingying said after taking a sip of tea, pursing her lips and rolling her eyes.
"Hmph, it's cheap for you." Yingying gritted her teeth and said bitterly.
"What? There are 200,000 troops protecting me in front of me. It's okay! You can stay at ease. I'll be back in a few days." Ah Zhen went down and patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile.
"What? Look at your angry face, you won't be angry to get out of bed." Ah Zhen asked with a cracked smile.
Xiang Shaoyun almost vomited blood, Tan Zhong still couldn't see it, it was him who made him unable to follow the road, he became angry and said: "Tan Zhong, you don't understand how the great Sima uses soldiers, our great Sima uses soldiers, It has always been true and false, he said that the 200,000 troops in front may be short. There should be 500,000. This is a trick to confuse Tubo." Xiang Shaoyun said very seriously.
Xiang Shaoyun said weakly: "This is too difficult, what did Brother Zhen say to beat the female military division?"
Yingying smiled and asked curiously: "What? Da Sima, are you going to send 200,000 soldiers to flank me with Damon?"
Xiang Shaoyun and the general immediately turned their eyes to Yingying. Seeing Yingying bit her lip and squirmed her mouth, she didn't say a word.
Qin Zhong was taken aback. Nodding straight in my heart, five hundred thousand. Then Tubo vowed to wipe out the whole army. Da Sima said that the 200,000 soldiers were showing weakness to Tubo, and when Tubo came to attack, all 500,000 soldiers and horses would be sent out. They killed none of them. Da Sima really uses soldiers like a god. After thinking about it, he kept nodding his head, admiring him in his heart.
"Why are you waiting for him?"
Ah Zhen gave Yingying a lame look, seeing her blushing slightly, it seemed that Yingying had thought of the answer.
Although Xiang Shaoyun felt aggrieved, he couldn't say anything, because he was receiving a military order now.
Yingying raised her eyebrows, Ah Zhen laughed and said, "Of course I want to order, my 200,000 troops can't wait."
Cao Zong and the left and right lieutenants outside were stunned for a moment. Why is there a man's voice in the military adviser's room? Could it be that the military division was hijacked? This dangerous thought enters the head. The three of them were shocked, and broke into the door regardless of whether it was a military division or not. With a bang, Ah Zhen, who was still confused at first, saw the sound of the door being kicked down. Immediately woke up. Seeing Cao Zong and his deputy step into the room in a hurry, they shouted: "What are you doing?"
Ah Zhen laughed out loud, and the corners of Yingying's mouth twitched slightly. Xiang Shaoyun, an ancient man, doesn't know what it means to make a sharp turn of the head. She blushed slightly and asked, "What? Brother Zhen, is watermelon more painful?"
Damn, I was woken up early in the morning. Even the door was kicked open. If the old cat doesn't show off its power, treat it like a sick tiger.
Yingying nodded, yes. The army has all moved out, chasing now is no different from chasing a few hours later.
Seeing that he agreed, Yingying only nodded her head, but she was extremely happy in her heart.
Immediately, the saliva flew wildly, and the two argued again. After arguing for more than half an hour, they finally fell asleep lying on his bare chest, unable to withstand the attack of sleepiness.
"Okay, I'm going back to my 200,000 army. Shaoyun and the big and small generals can stay here and help Tandu guard the city." Ah Zhen waved his hand wanting to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and Yingying Just stood up.
Sure enough, after a while, his hairy hand stretched out again.
For a moment, the hearts of the five or six generals in the hall trembled. Is the Tubo female military adviser there? Looking up, Yingying was smiling. Immediately frightened, cold sweat ran down his forehead and shouted together: "I have seen the female military division."