2018/9/3 Monday sunny to showers
My baby is suffering, my heart is suffering...
In other words, a few days ago, I prepared countless days and nights for today—the day when Little Slut Bai first appeared—for the head-to-head confrontation.
Well, although strictly speaking I only have three days to prepare.
but-
I bought a skirt specially for today, it's white!
Canvas shoes, white!
Ruffled sun hat, white!
The purpose is to kill little bitch Bai by surprise!
However, since I haven’t been to school for a long time, I forgot that our school requires school uniforms... ORZ
Let me just say, on the way to school, that kid from Nanshen was hesitant to speak, thinking he had discovered the charm of my old lady, but he was waiting for me here!
Seeing me being stopped outside the school by the disciplinary committee, that kid was about to laugh out loud!
Well, the dress kill on day one... FAIL.
I was about to run back at the speed of light and change into my school uniform when the face of Bailianhua suddenly appeared, startling me.
Wearing her uniform, she smiled and said, "Student, if you don't mind, can we change clothes?" Then she lowered her voice and whispered in my ear: "Actually, I'm going to speak on behalf of the students today and I plan to wear a skirt. I found out that my skirt was scratched by my cat... "
Just as I was about to refuse with righteous words, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind: Isn't this the opportunity God gave me to get close to the white lotus? See if I don't dig out your true face, I won't be named E!
Then I was silly and changed clothes with her.
Then I saw my family Nanshen stared at the little bitch at the opening ceremony...
I:"… "
Damn old lady, why didn't I see you stare so straight when I was wearing a skirt!
I was unhappy, very unhappy, and regretted why I changed clothes with her at that time.
I was already very unhappy, but the little bitch is still mad at me.
After the opening ceremony, the little bitch said hypocritically, "Dudu, I'm so sorry, I accidentally bumped into someone just now and stained your skirt black."
Then, she turned around, and I saw a palm-sized ink stain on the back of the dress I bought for 300 oceans.
I:"… "
I want to strangle this little bitch! And what's up with your disgusting 'beep'? !
But I can't be angry, because I still have to act as her good sister and show Nan Shen her true face.
So I ignored my little heart that was so painful that it was dripping blood, and said: "It's okay..." Shit!
You pay me back 300 oceans!
The little bitch looked grateful.
But knowing her nature well, I knew she was just pretending.
She apologized to me and made a phone call.
Twenty minutes later, a handsome little brother in a suit and bow tie brought over two sets of clothes.
The little bitch handed me the skirt, took the uniform by herself, and said, "Fortunately, my house is nearby, let's go to class."
Attend class? I don't have time for class. I'm looking at the price tag on that dress. The beginning is 2, 2 followed by four... four 0...
My mother immediately wanted to sell it as a second-hand one. It's a pity that my old lady must uphold justice, so I felt even more heartbroken and said, "This dress is too expensive, I can't take it."
In fact, what I said in my heart after that was, please reject me indifferently!
However, the little bitch just blinked her big eyes, then put her skirt back, and sent me a good person card by the way.
"You are a good person."
However, as a good person, I just want to MMP in my heart...