2018/9/9 Sunny Sunday
To be honest, I don't understand, even scratching my head, why did that little bastard come to my house.
Originally, today is Sunday, a rare rest time.
My old lady, I cleaned up from head to toe, and I planned to find the male god to make a relationship. Who the hell thought that the first person I would see when I opened the door was not my male god, but that disgusting little white bitch.
Yes, she is disgusting.
Thanks to her having such a pretty face, why can't she read people's faces so much, she keeps leaning towards me.
It's holding hands and arms, who was so nice to you
I don't know if I'm blind or what? Can't you see the impatience in my eyes
Damn it, if it wasn't for the male god walking by, I would definitely have dumped you, the irresistible brown candy.
Damn, it makes me angry just thinking about it.
I made an appointment with the male god to watch a movie today. I planned to spend the whole day in the world of two. Who the hell knew that a kilowatt light bulb would come uninvited and destroy my world of two...
Ahhh! So angry!
My mother has been looking forward to the world of two for so long! Not taking revenge is not a gentleman (cross out)! Nonsence! Not a woman!
Before this time, I specially formulated a date battle.
Watch a movie from 9:30 to 11:30 in the morning, have lunch after watching the movie, go to the underwater world to watch fish after lunch, and go for a stroll in a nearby park after dinner in the evening.
Movies are horror movies. I also specially practiced the flying pounce technique on the pillow at home, and immediately pounced on the male god whenever there was a bloody and terrifying scene.
Lunch is at a petty bourgeois steakhouse near the scheduled theater, and it is estimated that I will spend less than half a month's pocket money.
The underwater world is an exclusive playground for lovers. At that time, you can watch a dolphin show. If you sit in the front row, you may even get wet | body | temptation | temptation... Although the greater possibility is that I look at the male god wet nosebleed...
The last walk in the park... Hey hey hey... At that time, you can go to the dark place, and maybe you can hold hands when the atmosphere is up...
However...
The plan was drawn up only after the old lady lost all her hair! That's how the little bitch Bai was destroyed!
You say you are not angry! Are you angry? !
Let's talk about movies first.
The flying pounce stunt that I have worked so hard to practice did not perform, because from the beginning to the end of the set, I was tightly held by the upper body of the little white bitch...
As for my lovely male god... because the little bastard who had no eyesight sat between me and the male god, I didn't even touch a piece of his clothes...
I am wronged to death.
The damned little bitch Bai knows how to call.
She wants to scream when the ghost screams, and she also screams when the ghost doesn't scream.
She screams when ghosts scare people, and she screams when people catch ghosts.
What the hell is rubbing tears on my old lady, rubbing your ass!
Do you practice iron head skills? Hit my old lady, my chest is going to be swollen!
A movie was well planned, but my old lady came here with a blank face, and didn't pay much attention to what the movie said.
In short, it was all the fault of the little bitch Bai.
So when the movie is over and it's time for lunch, I really want to have a hand-ripped white little bitch as an extra meal.
However, he never expected that when it was finally time for dinner, that little bitch Bai would still follow.
My old lady reluctantly spent her pocket money to order a steak dedicated to my male god, what are you eating
At that time, in order to show the ladylike demeanor, the old lady was embarrassed to eat half of it.
Just when he was thinking of making a weak willow and supporting the wind and saying that I was full, the little white bitch smiled and asked me if I had a cat belly, and at the same time pulled my leftover steak over and finished eating.
Finished!
The old lady only intends to put on a show!
If the male god persuades me, I will still pretend to be reluctant to eat it!
After eating it was not enough, she ordered another one!
Is it a pig? !
What the hell, the steak here is 130 yuan, your family is so rich that you have the nerve to eat mine? !
My pocket money! ! !
All the pocket money for a month was wasted, and that prodigal little bastard was gone!
Just ask you, are you angry?
Originally, we would call it a day after lunch, but that bastard Bai had a lot of things to do. When I was almost finished eating, I even spilled coffee on my skirt.
Before I could take pleasure in other's misfortunes, the little white bitch asked me to accompany her to buy clothes, and even kindly expressed to the male god that he didn't have to go shopping with us, and told him to go back first.
Then... Then my male god went back...
Then, I spent the whole afternoon and night shopping with the little bitch Bai...
Going shopping is interesting when you have money, but all the old lady's pocket money was eaten by the little bitch Bai.
Shopping is only fun when you have girlfriends, but little bitch Bai is born at odds with me.
Damn, my legs are about to break.
Sure enough, that little bitch Bai was born to defeat me.
Although in the end I apologized and gave my mother a pair of red earrings as compensation, but don't think that I can easily forgive you!
New enmity adds to old enmity, my mother will cut you off sooner or later!