2018/9/15 Saturday was sunny
... I must have been possessed by a ghost today...
That's right! He must have been possessed by a ghost!
Because my old lady actually agreed to that reborn perverted hooligan||love-crazed little slut to be her wife!
Old... old lady, I'm a bit square...
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"Let go!" Edu angrily pushed his elbow against the little bastard's abdomen, "How long have you been hugging? Let go, let go, let go!"
"Dudu keeps calling me little bastard..." Bai Lianhua hugged her even tighter, her tone deliberately sad, "Where am I a little bitch?"
"Then you are not a little bitch."
“Duddu is so nice~”
"You are a big white bitch!"
"... Dudu, I'm angry, I need a kiss to get better~"
Edu didn't have time to refuse, but the bastard Bai grabbed his lips.
Edu's heart: I'm rubbing convex (艹盘色)!
To say why things have come to this point, we have to start at noon.
As planned yesterday, Edu made an appointment with Bai Lianhua at a dessert shop in the city center at 9 am.
Before going out, Edu specially checked all his outfits.
Tie the shirt to the top one, to prevent color||sentimental white lotus stretching out the collar to attack the chest, get.
The belt is fastened firmly to prevent the perverted female hooligan from reaching into her panties, get.
Straight black pencil trousers that wrap around the ankles, to prevent unscrupulous reborn girls with diamond skirts, get.
After everything was ready, Edu stepped on high heels and went out proudly.
As soon as he walked out of the gate of the community, a Bentley drove up in front of him.
Coincidentally, it stopped in front of Edu, and the front wheel stepped on a puddle, splashing Edu all over!
Edu almost pulled out the driver and scolded him, but a person came out from the back seat.
White skirt, straw hat, and white sandals, she is the reborn perverted female hooligan who pretends to be pretentious at first sight||love crazy white little slut!
Edu was so angry that he wanted to curse, he turned his head and was about to go back, but was hugged by Bai Lianhua.
"Oh, so toot~ Didn't they do it on purpose~ It's the weekend today, I'll take you shopping~ By the way I'll pay you for a new dress, okay~"
As soon as little bastard Bai said that, Edu remembered that this guy still owes her a white dress!
Speaking of the white skirt, isn't it the one that the little bitch Bai is wearing today
Edu immediately turned the little bastard in a circle, the circle of ink behind him was still there, but it was blocked with a white bow!
"Oh, it's the first time that Dudu gave me clothes, so I can't bear to just throw them away~"
people... home...
Edu touched the goosebumps on his body, "Change the address from others to me!"
"What Dudu says is what he says, I will listen. So..." Bai Lianhua took Edu into the car, "Let's go shopping~"
Edu wanted to make the white lotus poor, so he lifted his chin and got into the car like a proud cat.
Who knew that this turned out to be the beginning of her hard life.
Edu was about to explode in anger, she even kissed and pinched that little white bitch while changing her clothes!
your sister!
Let go of your big trotters!
Let go of my chest! Didn't you see that A's breasts are going to be pinched into B by you? !
However eggs...
Little Slut Bai has a unique skill, commonly known as - can't understand human language.
Finally at lunch, Edu erupted.
"You perverted female hooligan, can you stop taking advantage of my mother casually? Who do you think you are? My mother explained it to you today."
Edu made a big cross in front of him, "I don't like you! I don't care about you! I don't want to mess with you! Get out of here as far as you go! Don't let the sky appear in front of me to disturb you!" How is my life?!"
Bai Lianhua looked at her like an awkward lover, and wiped her tears with her hand: "Dudu~ If you really want me to leave, don't make such a sad expression, okay? It will make me think you like what I like It's incredible~"
"Who likes you! Don't be sentimental!"
Edu patted Bai Lianhua's hand away, wiped away the tears she didn't know why she shed, and was as fierce as a cat: "You know how to lie! You were married to Nanshen in your last life, how can you say you like me? Only a fool would believe you!"
Now it was Bai Lianhua's turn to be surprised: "What are you talking about, Dudu? When did I marry Nanshen in my previous life?"
"That's right! I heard it! You said it yourself when I went to your house to find you, that you wanted to discuss marriage with Nanshen!"
"I said it myself?!"
Edu was so angry that he slapped the table and stood up: "You still want to deny it? You said it yourself! You and Nanshen discussed the details of the engagement! Discussed where to hold the wedding and where to go for the honeymoon! You still haven't told me!"
White Lotus: "..."
She sighed.
She rubbed between her brows.
She stood up.
She went around the table.
She slapped Edu's forehead with her last slap: "Forget about being so fucking stupid!"
Tears welled up in Edu's eyes: "Look, you're killing me because of him! You still said you liked me! That's why I hate you the most!"
Bai Lianhua slapped her on the head again, very lightly.
"Shut up! Don't cry! Listen to me!"
Edu was wronged, but he really stopped his tears.
"I discussed marriage with Nanshen..."
"Look! You admit it yourself!"
Bai Lianhua gave Edu a fierce look: "Shut up!"
Edu: "..." crying.
"I'm discussing marriage with Nanshen, but I'm not marrying Nanshen, but you."
"I discussed with Nanshen where to go for honeymoon, because I want to know where you want to go most."
"I told Nanshen not to tell you, because I want to give you a big surprise."
"But… "
But there was no surprise, because on the night of her discussion with Nanshen, Edu died in a car accident. Since then, the rest of my life has been muddled, and I can't be happy anymore.
Edu opened his eyes wide, shocked and pitiful.
"Dudu, there has never been only one you I like, and there has never been only one you I want to spend my whole life with."
She said affectionately, then took out a velvet gift box and opened it: "So, in this life, I want to book your future in advance, is that okay?"
Edu looked at the velvet gift box.
It was a ring, with huge diamonds glistening in the light.
Edu closed the gift box, blushing: "You pervert! I'm not yet an adult!"
"That's why it's a reservation." Bai Lianhua smiled, "We'll get engaged next week. On the day you come of age in two years, we'll have a bridal chamber!"
"Hit your sister's room and spend your mother's candle! You are so easy to chase after being an old lady?!"
"Then, don't you agree?" Bai Lianhua said regretfully, "I designed this ring myself. If you don't like it, it has no value. You might as well throw it away."
The white lotus was about to be thrown, but Edu quickly held it down, snatched it, and put it behind his back, like a small animal protecting food: "What you gave me is mine, you are not allowed to take it back!"
"Then Dudu agreed." Bai Lianhua smiled cunningly, "Since I agreed, I won't be absent from the engagement ceremony next weekend."
To this, Edu's response was only a roar: "I will marry your sister! My old lady won't agree!"
Then, a week later, Edu was pushed all the way to the engagement ceremony by her mother...
What a mother...
And then, two years later, Edu finished eating the birthday cake on his front foot, and his back foot was stuffed into the wedding car...
Really, gratifying~
Edu Heart OS: Are there any human rights left
Bai Lianhua laughed wolfishly in her heart: I finally got this little idiot!