"Just saying that you might not be able to understand it, I'll give you an example, just... that's it, just watch." Senior Brother Luo looked around, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he pointed at the man sitting on the other side of the bar. The beauty with the biggest breasts then raised her eyebrows at Lu Zhou, stood up and walked over with the wine glass in hand.
Just when he was about to comfort his senior brother, a banknote suddenly slapped on the bar.
Senior Brother Luo: "No."
After taking a deep breath and suppressing the anger in her heart, Kerela looked at Lu Zhou and raised the corner of her mouth: "Yes, I'm letting you go. Don't you plan to have a drink with me?"
Looking at the two cocktails on the table that looked like liquor, Lu Zhou reminded him kindly: "No problem, no problem, but the alcohol content is a bit high. How about a different drink?"
"Okay, she might not be in a good mood. Maybe something annoying happened. Let's change the target." He coughed awkwardly, and Senior Brother Luo's eyes wandered around randomly, preparing to find someone who seemed a little easier. The goal is to finish pretending this.
Lu Zhou, who was sitting next to him, sighed.
The bartender made a sign of please, and then walked aside.
The atmosphere was slightly awkward.
Holding the wine glass with his five fingers, Senior Brother Luo smiled and shook his head, and said in a tone of experience, "Your life lacks passion, just like when I first arrived in the United States. I seem to see my own past in you. "
Have something to say
The woman didn't respond and continued to drink her own.
Lu Zhou thought for a while and replied: "... Just so-so."
Hearing this voice, Lu Zhou was slightly stunned. He looked to the side and saw the lady looking at him.
Lu Zhou looked at this crazy woman speechlessly, but did not try to dissuade her.
Lu Zhou was stunned for a moment and said in an uncertain tone, "Thank you for letting me go?"
Lu Zhou: "What aspect are you referring to?"
Are you serious about comparing your drinking capacity with me
Not wanting to embarrass him too much, Lu Zhou looked at the band playing bass and beating gongs and drums on the stage next to him, pretending not to see anything.
Either crazy or crazy.
joke.
It's not that he was afraid, but it tasted like fake wine. Apart from being spicy, it just hit the head and made me dizzy. It was really meaningless.
Seeing Lu Zhou coughing violently, Senior Brother Luo laughed heartlessly beside him.
Senior Brother Luo was not discouraged and asked with a smile.
Lu Zhou was speechless.
The two of them had one drink after another, completely getting into each other's shoes.
Lu Zhou: "So, you have a girlfriend?"
Although he doesn't like drinking very much, he has inherited some of Lao Lu's skills.
Perhaps because the music was too loud, Senior Brother Luo did not hear Lu Zhou's complaints and continued to speak slowly.
Lu Zhou: "..."
She wished she could spit out this "nurd" who had made her lose face on stage right now, so that he could also taste the shame. It would be better to run naked down the street and run back all the way...
After a while, Senior Brother Luo came back dejectedly holding a wine glass.
"Hey beauty, can I sit here?"
What's more, if he gives up in the face of provocation from foreign friends, wouldn't it be a disgrace to the Lu family
"As your senior brother, I feel heartbroken to see you like this. So, I decided to teach you a little bit of life experience."
Looking at Lu Zhou, who had no expression on his face, Kerela had a smile on her face, but the anger in her heart did not ease at all, but became more and more intense.
"This is life, the spicy taste," Senior Brother Luo laughed, "Are you feeling better now?"
"...How come?" Lu Zhou picked up the wine glass and said casually, "Cheers?"
"You need a little adjustment in your life. Relax your brain appropriately so that you can be more focused when working. Excessive accumulation of stress will cause problems sooner or later, and it is easy to get involved in some bad things... In fact, except for mathematics and physics , we still have a lot to pursue.”
Lu Zhou was stunned for a moment, wondering why he suddenly mentioned this.
Taking the lead to finish it off in one gulp, Kerela slapped the empty wine glass on the bar and glanced at Lu Zhou provocatively. However, she found that the other person was not slow at all and had all the glasses on the table.
"cheers!"
"Two Gibsons, one for me and one for this gentleman."
"No, thanks."
Didn't you say something
"… What?"
With his arms propped up on the bar, Senior Brother Luo showed what he thought was a charming smile on his face and chatted up the lady who was drinking alone.
This feeling is as if you have clearly exerted ten of your strength, but your opponent does not feel that you are exerting any force at all.
He reached out and patted Lu Zhou on the back. When he calmed down, Senior Brother Luo said with a smile.
"How does it feel? Does it feel good?"
Senior Brother Luo grinned: "For example, a beautiful girl."
She raised her eyebrows, looked at the bartender, and slapped another bill on the table, "Two more drinks."
At least when the friends in the 201 dormitory go out to drink together, he always lifts others up, and no one has ever lifted him up.
At some point, she stood in front of the bar. The woman who was sitting there drinking alone before pointed at Lu Zhou expressionlessly.
Although Lu Zhou didn't feel this way at all, he still followed his words and asked casually: "For example?"
"Yes, regarding the experience of picking up girls, this is why I brought you here today," Senior Brother Luo grinned, cleared his throat, and continued, "There are two important points when picking up girls. One is to look at the girl while talking. The other person’s eyes, and secondly, be confident enough to boldly show your eloquent side. In a sense, this is also an exercise.”
This is none other than Ms. Kerela, who threatened to "make things difficult" for her at the report meeting a few days ago.
After finally calming down, Lu Zhou's words pushed up the anger level in her heart again.
Senior Brother Luo: "In terms of mental state."
Looking at Lu Zhou, Kerela crossed her arms and said in a slightly unkind tone.
"Don't you want to say something?"
Seeing that her opponent was timid, Kerela raised her eyebrows provocatively: "Are you scared?"
Raising his hand to wipe his mouth, Lu Zhou complained: "It feels like drinking chili pepper water."
Senior Brother Luo, who was on the phone the whole time, looked at the two of them dumbfounded and wanted to say something to dissuade them, but found that he couldn't get a word in at all.
Lu Zhou: "...so?"
Cheers to this stuff.
As if seeing through the distrust in Lu Zhou's eyes, Senior Brother Luo coughed lightly, "I've had three relationships since coming to the United States, but none of them lasted very long... Whether I have a girlfriend or not is not the key to the problem. The key is that I can give You can teach me a little bit."
Speaking of which, Lu Zhou was still wondering just now, why did this person suddenly feel his conscience and let him go during the report meeting today, and then they met here by such a coincidence.
“…”
Apart from other things, he really wasn't afraid of anyone when it came to something as unskilled as drinking.
The bartender skillfully collected the change and continued to shake the cocktail shaker in his hand like a dice.
The light was too dark to see clearly before, but this time he could see clearly.
say something
"what do you want to drink?"
In fact, what he wanted to say was that sitting here not only did not make him feel relaxed, but made him more tired.
The topic was interrupted momentarily.
Lu Zhou asked in confusion: "What do you think?"
"OK."
At this moment, two wine glasses were placed on the bar at the right moment.
Looking at the row of empty cups upside down on the table, he swallowed subconsciously.
"Actually, I think it's okay..."
So, why do singles make things difficult for singles
Hearing these words, Kerela, who had been arguing about the paper for a whole afternoon, almost spit out a mouthful of blood.