Scum Male’s Whitewashing Manual

Chapter 110: God stick (1)

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Because it is a resort world, the memory Wei Mingyan received this time is a little fuzzy, so he can only get a general idea.

This world is, as usual, a fictional world.

The heroine Wei Qi has been a tragedy in capital letters since she was born.

The day she was born was the Ghost Festival, which is the July half-ghost festival. It stands to reason that now is the world of science and technology, and the feudal superstition has long been abandoned, but who made her grandfather a magic stick

On the day the little granddaughter was born, as her own grandfather, the original owner made it clear that he didn't like her who was born with evil spirits on Ghost Festival. He refused to visit her in the hospital, and refused to help his son and daughter-in-law take care of the little granddaughter.

It would be fine if that was the case alone. Although the original owner didn't like this granddaughter, his son and daughter-in-law loved this lovely daughter deeply. Although it would be hard work without elders to take care of her, they still calmly accepted their father's decision.

After all, it wasn't a day or two since the original owner had been making trouble with other moths, and they had already gotten used to it.

However, it was so unfortunate that on the third day after Wei Qi was born, a wanted criminal was hidden in the hospital. It happened that a policeman came to take care of his pregnant wife that day and recognized him. , Wei Qi's parents were all implicated and killed, leaving only Wei Qi who was still a baby, and it was believed that she was the original owner of the Lone Star of Tiansha.

Even the name Wei Qi was randomly named according to the month.

Being brought up by his grandfather who didn't like him, Wei Qi's life can be imagined. The original owner was obsessed with metaphysics all his life, and wandered around fooling people every day. Wei Qi was almost brought up by his neighbors when he was a child, but he grew up a little later. The original owner who consciously "self-taught" directly said that she had to leave home at the age of sixteen, otherwise she would kill her grandpa.

Wei Qi was wronged and kicked out of the house just like that. Fortunately, she had been raised in free range all along, and survived bumps and bumps.

She has no money to pay tuition, so she can only work illegally everywhere. In one part-time job, she was spotted by the rich second generation and brought home to become a canary.

In the early stage, the heart and body were abused, and the miscarriage was suffered by the mistress. After all the troubles, the rich second generation suddenly woke up, the prodigal son turned around, and the happy ending.

After reading it, Wei Mingyan understood why Wei Qi appeared in the resort world.

She had a miserable life in the early stage, but she was spoiled sweetly in the later stage. This book also described in detail how Wei Qi fell in love with the rich second generation and was willing to die for him.

In Wei Mingyan's view, this is not love at all, it is nothing more than being imprisoned, either suffering for a lifetime, or hypnotized to accept it.

He closed the book and looked at the mess in the room.

Taoism, Buddhism, and some messy props on the Internet perfectly present the full cultivation of a magic stick that is less than half a bucket of water.

The family is poor, mostly because the original owner spent all his money on these 'magical instruments'.

He was a normal young man, married and struggled with his childhood sweetheart, and then his childhood sweetheart died unexpectedly, and Zhuma went half-crazy. At first, he just wanted to find a way to communicate Yin and Yang, and meet his wife. Later, he fell into it completely. I can't extricate myself.

Witnessing his wife's death with his own eyes, the original owner began to fear death, and searched for a way to live forever like a madman.

son? It is the same as money, a thing outside of the body, but he wants to practice Taoism and can no longer have sex with others. After all, his son is the only blood in this world, so he should raise him well.

Of course, there are some advantages for him to search for a way of longevity in such a dazed way.

In order to maintain the same level as the legendary immortal, the original owner insisted not to touch electronic products, and went out to collect vitality at six o'clock every morning, because he calculated according to the hexagrams that the best place for cultivating and meditating to collect vitality was one distance away from home. It is impossible for him to take the bus if he spent more than 10000 kilometers in order to practice Taoism and dispose of his wealth and is unwilling to contact the turbid world.

I get up at six o'clock every day, walk a kilometer on foot, and then walk back on foot. It's no wonder I'm not in good health.

At night, he would absorb the evening spiritual energy early, but because of the serious pollution in the early days of Huaguo, there were too few stars in the sky, so he had to wash and sleep after absorbing it for a while.

Going to bed early and getting up early, hardly eating meat, and not in contact with radiation-emitting electronic products, at the age of forty-five, he has grown into the appearance of thirty-five years old, wearing Taoist robes, plus handsome, fair skin, with The unpredictable expression on the face really has a feeling of fairy bones fluttering.

The original owner is really capable of bluffing people when he goes out. He is different from ordinary charlatans. He sincerely believes that he can pinch and count, and he also treats money like dirt. I firmly believe that I am an expert in the world, and even the tragedy is not enough to summarize.

He is not as good as a charlatan. Those scammers know that they are worthless, and they will stay behind when they do things. They are doing business that takes money to make people feel at ease.

As for the original owner, he doesn't want money, he just tells people's fortunes.

The husband and wife are good, and the mother-in-law comes to count the children and grandchildren. He flipped through the book and made random calculations.

The family lived harmoniously and beautifully. He was regarded as the male master who was not suitable for the current job. In the end, he worked well and resigned. He lost the watermelon and had no sesame seeds to pick up. He lived a poor life.

Most of the older people around believed in the original owner, while the younger young people believed that he was a liar. This young man also included the original owner's own daughter-in-law.

Because at the beginning, she and her husband were in love with each other, but the original owner made a calculation and said that they were incompatible with each other, and it would definitely not end well, and ordered her son to break up with his daughter-in-law. Fortunately, his son was firm, and he did not let go. He also went to get a marriage certificate without telling the original owner.

Because of this incident, the original owner was furious, kicked his son out of the house, and withheld the wages he handed in after work. He always treated his daughter-in-law as if he saw an invisible person. His daughter-in-law is also a fiery temper. See me, I'm not waiting to see you yet.

The husband and wife rented a small house. Although their lives were difficult, they were considered happy. Usually, the original owner's son would visit his father from time to time and give him some food and drink. The daughter-in-law would not come unless she could.

Speaking of which, the original owner claimed to be a master, but in the end, the most accurate life calculation should be on his son and daughter-in-law.

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Wei Mingyan put down the gossip mirror in his hand, closed his eyes, looked at the dark atmosphere in the room, and decided to take back what he had just thought.

How could he calculate this accurately, the original owner recruited all kinds of messy things at home, but he himself recited the scriptures three times a day without stopping, and his son who always came to visit him did not recite.

The husband and wife were simply dragged down by the bad luck brought back by the original owner.

Wei Mingyan rummaged in the drawer and found a scripture.

After reading less than half a page to the black air in the room, the whole room is clean.

Knowing about yin and yang is still so useful.

He dug in the drawer again and took out a turtle shell. Just as he was about to do the math, he glanced away and saw the calendar hanging on the wall.

July and a half.

Wei Mingyan silently put the tortoise shell in his pocket.

***

Qian Miao is a nurse. She was supposed to be off today. She is pregnant, so she should go to bed early, but my friend happened to have something to do at home today, so I asked her to stay on the night shift until ten o'clock.

Ten o'clock is not too late, and her friend usually helped her a lot, Qian Miao agreed without the slightest hesitation.

Carefully supporting her stomach after the room check, Qian Miao sat at the nurse's station and started knitting her sweater. Although it's only July, she's on the night shift and she's fine anyway, so she plans to get her winter sweater out early and wash it a few times. , and basking in the sun again, it’s so nice to wear it on my husband.

While fighting, she thought that the child in her womb was about to be born in one month, and she couldn't help but imagine what the child would look like, whether she was a boy or a girl, whether she looked like a father or a mother, and grew up Will it be well-behaved, and will it be good in study.

Thinking about it, the mother-to-be couldn't help being happy from the bottom of her heart. For this crystallization of love, although she hadn't been born yet, Qian Miao's love was definitely not lacking.

While thinking about it, out of the corner of her eye, she suddenly noticed a figure standing outside the nurse's station. Qian Miao quickly put down the sweater in her hand, "Is there anything I need..."

Her polite words stopped abruptly when she saw the man standing outside the glass of the nurse's station.

After a pause, he stood up stiffly, "Why are you here?"

Although she doesn't want to see her father-in-law very much, she still has to maintain her appearance for the sake of her husband.

The man in Taoist robes, handsome and youthful in appearance doesn't look like a 45-year-old man who is about to become a grandfather and said indifferently:

"My granddaughter was born at a quarter past ten. I'll come and see."

"ah?"

Qian Miao was stunned for a moment, but after realizing it, she felt irritable and helpless, "Dad, my due date is still one month away."

If some old men and women around still believed in Wei Mingyan's words, then Qian Miao would definitely not believe it. If nothing else, he just said that he didn't even hold the horoscope back then, and just shook the turtle shell like that. It didn't end well with her husband, which was enough to make Qian Miao's favorability value for this father-in-law negative.

Later, he directly kicked her husband out of the house, deducted all his savings because of his unsightly appearance, and confidently demanded a monthly pension. Her husband almost lost his job.

Such a superb father-in-law, Qian Miao would believe his words.

Seeing his daughter-in-law's disbelief, Wei Mingyan's eyelids drooped, "Have you decided on the child's name?"

He refused to leave, and Qian Miao was not easy to drive people away, so he had no choice but to respond stiffly, "Not yet, Ah Jin said that the decision will be made after the child is born, and he still doesn't know whether the child will be a boy or a girl."

"It's a daughter."

here we go again!

The corners of Qian Miao's mouth twitched, at this moment she even hoped that the boy in her stomach would slap her father-in-law in the face.

"Dad, why don't you go back first, I'm on duty here."

Wei Mingyan's face was still the expressionless face that Qian Miao was familiar with, as if everyone in the world was an ant in his eyes, his eyes moved and landed on his daughter-in-law's protruding belly.

He opened his mouth coldly without any emotion, even a little mocking.

"Today is the gate of hell is wide open, and the bad luck is abundant. You choose this day to have a baby. How can I get out?"

The corners of Qian Miao's mouth twitched even more violently.

She just wondered if her father-in-law's mental disability was more serious, not to mention that she was due to give birth in more than a month, just talk about this kind of hell, what age is this, and she is still playing feudal superstition.

But who told this to be the father-in-law? Even if he was talking nonsense with his eyes open, she could only perfunctory: "Then why don't you sit at our nurse's station for a while? I'll be off work in an hour."

Wei Mingyan twitched the corners of his mouth, and he showed his dissatisfaction with this daughter-in-law with a fake smile: "You can't get off work, and you're going to have a baby in fifty minutes."

Qian Miao rolled her eyes, "You can do whatever you want."

After seeing the middle-aged man in Taoist robes sitting on the opposite bench, with his palms facing the sky on his knees, closing his eyes and saying 'I'm meditating, don't disturb me', I couldn't help feeling tense. A complaint.

It just so happened that her husband called, and Qian Miao answered with a sigh of relief.

"Miaomiao, I'll pick you up after overtime later. I happen to be at ten o'clock too. It's so late, it's not safe to take a taxi."

"It's just right, you hurry up and take Dad away, he doesn't know what's going on, he insists that I have a baby today, and that he has to watch it today, and now you stay outside and don't leave, you hurry to pick him up .”

After making the phone call, knowing that her husband would be over in a while, Qian Miao felt better.

She tried her best to ignore her father-in-law, who was as motionless as an old pine tree outside, and went round the room to inspect and change the dressing. The alarm clock hanging on the wall ticked by, and the time soon reached 9:45.

The elevator door opened, and her colleague and friend hurried in, thanking her while putting on a nurse's uniform, "Thank you, Miaomiao, hurry up, it's already so late."

"I'll wait for my husband, he will pick me up at ten o'clock."

"That's okay, you change your clothes first, I brought you a supper, and I told you to take it home to eat, so eat here."

After my friend changed his clothes, he saw the man opposite him as soon as he sat down. His eyes lit up immediately after seeing his facial features, "Damn!! So handsome, so stylish, when did such a handsome guy come to our hospital?"

Qian Miao looked up, this was another guy who was confused by his father-in-law's appearance.

"Look at this, I'm about thirty years old, I don't know if I have a girlfriend, he looks so handsome, his clothes are so special, he looks like a fairy, hey, Miaomiao, do you know which bed he is in? No family members? She really looks exactly the type I like, I feel itchy and want to flirt."

"Don't even think about it." Qian Miao ruthlessly broke the fantasies of her friend, "That's my father-in-law, who will be forty-five this year."

"ah??!!!"

The people around her almost dropped their jaws in fright, "Your father-in-law?? You are kidding me, no matter how he looks at it, he doesn't look like he is forty!"

"Why am I lying to you? He looks younger. Don't you think he looks a lot like my husband?"

"...Really, but your husband stood with him and said that brothers are similar, father and son??? God, such a handsome guy, actually..."

"Hey, what is your father-in-law doing here? Picking you up?"

"Wow!" Speaking of this, Qian Miao became furious, "My father-in-law likes fortune-telling, and today he insisted that I was going to give birth, and said that today is a hell of a day, and my due date is one month away, okay? He usually messes around." Forget it, it’s on the child.”

"It's not like I'm going to have a baby at 9:50, and it's a girl at a quarter past 10:00. This time I have to expose him, I..."

"Miao Miao???" The friend who was listening with a confused face watched Qian Miao clutching her stomach and falling back on the chair in pain, and threw the chopsticks away in fright: "What's wrong with you?"

"Stomach, stomach hurts...it hurts..."

After Qian Miao finished speaking with a pale face, she suddenly thought of something and tried to raise her body, but couldn't.

She was so weak from the pain that she grabbed the chair tightly, "Yunyun, now... what time..."

Fu Yunyun subconsciously raised her eyes to look at the wall clock, where the second hand just landed on 12.

"Now... nine fifty sharp???"