Scum Male’s Whitewashing Manual

Chapter 39: August 18, that scumbag actor (6

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[Survival in the Wild] It was on the topic list on the first day, with a comparison chart and subtitles provided by netizens.

There are two pictures, the first one is the song god team wrapped in blankets, shivering together, the song god has a confident expression, "don't be afraid, the actor team must be worse than us!"

In the second picture, Wei Mingyan and Song Qi are also surrounded by blankets, and the storm is obediently snuggling up in his little blanket, relying on the two of them, in the warm firelight, the two surrounded by blankets are smiling Eat grilled fish, look relaxed.

There is also a video edited by netizens of Pippi Shrimp, first of all, the actor's team is eating grilled fish warmly, bgm: Today is a good day.

After singing cheerfully for a long time, the style of painting changed, and when they arrived at the song god team, several people gathered together, trembling.

[Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is rustling~ The world is boundless~]

This strong contrast almost made the audience go crazy. The key reason is that the distance between the two teams is relatively far. The Song God team insisted that the actor team was as miserable as them, and it might even be worse.

On the second day, the song god team finally got out of the blanket pitifully. Because there was no fire or tent, the three had to form a circle and barely survived the night.

Waking up in the morning, the three of them were high-spirited and ready to set off to start their journey to survive. Before leaving, Brother Wu Da suggested: "Brother, please sing a song that fits our current mood!"

The audience knew that Wu Da brother was going to fight big when he looked at his confident look. At the critical moment, the song god opened his voice.

"Holding the buns in your hands..."

[puff! ! ! !]

[Hahahaha I'm eating, why don't you be so skinny! !]

[Hahaha, look at Brother Wu Da's expression, he looks so unlovely, hahaha! !]

I have to say that the God of Songs is really good at variety shows. It is estimated that after the end of this episode, he will be able to become popular.

Let's look at the perspective of the actor team.

The two of them took a storm to observe the surrounding environment. Wei Mingyan stretched out his hand in the air with a pensive expression. Three seconds later, Song Qi said heavily, "It will rain tonight."

Song Qi was really confused, "How did you find out?"

Why didn't she know that Wei Mingyan also had the function of measuring rain

Wei Mingyan could tell that Song Qi's attitude towards him had improved a lot after the two of them had spent the night squeezed together in a tent last night, and their words were becoming more and more like when they were in love before.

The man was a little happy because of this discovery. He pointed to the dew on the nearby tree, "Look, water."

Pointing to the clear sky again, "About eight o'clock tonight, it will rain on this small island, we have to prepare early."

Song Qi looked suspiciously at the dew on the branches, then looked at the sky that didn't look like it was going to rain, and asked in a suspicious tone, "Looking at the dew, can you tell if it's raining or not?"

The viewers who were watching the live broadcast also began to make their own guesses.

[I heard that experienced fishermen can judge when it’s raining based on the humidity of the air. You said that Brother Yan was judging when he stretched out his hand just now?]

[Brother Yan still has this hand? How versatile!]

[Don't be too happy too early, in case he guesses wrong]

When there were more and more barrages, on the screen, the man smiled confidently, revealing a handsome smile, "I read the weather forecast before coming here."

Song Qi: "..."

audience:"… "

Wei Mingyan turned his head and smiled proudly at Song Qi, "Let's go, let's move!"

His expression is very complicated, it looks like he wants to express his reserve, but his expression is exuding a message: praise me, praise me!

Song Qi wanted to laugh when she saw the man like this, her expression became more and more relaxed, and she asked a little dumbfounded, "Then why did you act like that just now?"

"Didn't I just finish filming the role of the national teacher? He was like this when he was begging for rain."

As he spoke, Wei Mingyan stretched out his hand, twisted the air in an unfathomable way, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said in a calm voice, "Don't panic, your majesty, it will rain tonight."

I have to say that the actor's acting skills are really good. Although he is wearing modern clothes and carrying a knife in his hand, the temperament of the national teacher still emerges. Song Qi couldn't help laughing, and slapped him on the shoulder, "National teacher, Dramatist, you."

The man turned around, stretched out his hand and made a standard invitation, "Huangsang, let's move!"

[233333 agreed to be as gentle as jade! Who is this funny guy!]

[Look at Miss Sister's crazy expression hahahaha!]

[I, I can't do it anymore, I sprayed it three times while watching this live broadcast, I can't do it anymore]

[Did everyone really not notice the problem with brother Yan's sentence just now? Didn't he say that I acted as a national teacher? When did Brother Yan act as a national teacher?]

[Is it new? But his tone, as if Miss Song Qi should know, could it be that the two know each other?]

[They are all in the same circle, they must know each other, right?]

Song Qi did know that Wei Mingyan was playing the role of the national teacher. In order to figure out this role, the two had exchanged lines at home. At that time, the two were still in love, and their nicknames became the national teacher emperor.

I didn't expect that after breaking up, they could still call each other like this.

The film king team confirmed that it would rain at night, and started to move. Wei Mingyan was carrying a big bag and holding their stone pot in his hand. The fire was not easy to handle, so he had to carefully select dry wood to take with him.

Song Qi was carrying a relatively small bag and carrying a few bamboo poles in her hands, and Stormy happily followed behind the two masters, holding a small package in her mouth, wagging her tail happily.

The Song God team started hunting. There are pheasants on this small island, but if they are really caught, they will definitely starve to death, so the program team randomly released domestic chickens in every place. Of course, the place is so big, if you want to eat Chicken, you must catch it yourself.

They were catching chickens right now, God of Songs was holding a piece of wood picked up on the road in his hands, lurking behind a tree, eager to try the big rooster that was pecking at something on the ground.

This is already their tenth failure, and if they fail again, the sun will set. Facing the exhausted teammates, God of Songs chooses to encourage them.

"When we catch this chicken, we'll eat it! Say they might not even have chickens there."

The little girl Yueyue wiped the sweat from her brow, "But bro, they have dogs."

The God of Songs said with certainty, "It's useless to have a dog! That dog is not a hunting dog. My family has a dog. His dog looks old at first glance, so it must be useless. There is also Qiqi, that is a little dog." Girl, you let her cook in the kitchen and she’s okay, but she’s a clean freak, you have to wash an apple three times, peel it after you’re done, and catch a chicken? You’ll have to catch it in the year of the monkey!”

"Brother, I am also a little girl."

Song God: "... Yueyue, I will go from here, you will go from there, behind your brother Wu, let's catch it together and make braised chicken, okay!"

The little girl clenched the stick in her hand, nodded heavily with a resolute expression, "Okay!"

Song God, Martial Arts Brother, Yueyue Little Girl, the three formed a triangle and began to outflank.

Closer, closer, closer...

"Hi!" There was a chaotic voice, the big rooster was frightened, and ran away. Before they could react, a shadow flashed past, and the panicked cries of clucking sounded in the next second, and then, the three of them With a dazed look on his face, the big yellow dog came out slowly with the big cock flapping its wings and still struggling.

It walked gracefully, with its tail swaying calmly. When it passed by the trio, it didn't even look at them. It didn't look sideways, and it came to the man who came out of the grass in a noble and glamorous way.

Under the dumbfounded eyes of the three, the legendary, old, useless, and not a hound's big yellow dog lowered his head, put the half-dead rooster at the man's feet, wagging his tail happily Heartily shouted at the man, "Wow!"

"The storm is awesome!" Wei Mingyan was not stingy in his praise, and he gently stroked the old dog's head to give him praise. Sure enough, his tail wagged even more, and he happily rubbed against the man's slender hand.

"Brother, what a coincidence, where are you catching chickens?"

Wei Mingyan picked up the chicken on the ground and handed it to Song Qi who was walking behind him. Seeing that she had picked it up, he greeted the three of them with a smile.

"Ah, what about catching chickens..." Songshen, as the captain, faced the "provocation", of course he was the first to negotiate.

If you lose, you don't lose, he will never let the actor team on the opposite side see their predicament!

Glancing at the three of them who had been emaciated after only one night, the man suppressed his evil intentions and asked knowingly, "Where's the chicken you caught?"

The God of Songs fell into deep thought, "Ah... at that, at..."

Did he say it's better to stay at the base, or is it better to put it away

The little girl Yueyue saw that the captain was hesitating and couldn't explain clearly, so she volunteered to answer with a crisp voice, "It's in the hands of Sister Qiqi."

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, is this show intentionally not letting me eat hahahaha!]

[Look at the expression on the God of Songs, it’s indescribable that there is no love in life, it’s so simple hahaha]

[Soundtrack: Snowflakes fluttering in the north wind Xiao Xiao~]

The God of Songs had already given up on putting on face, he quickly glanced at the belongings on the two people opposite him, and coughed, "Mingyan, Qiqi, did you sleep well last night?"

"It's very good. The tent is sheltered from the wind, the fire is grilled, and the fish is eaten. Brother, do you eat grilled fish? The fish here tastes really good."

Song God: "... eat, eat, delicious, delicious!"

"Okay, brother, let's go first. By the way, I'll give you a free message. It's going to rain tonight. You should prepare early."

Seeing the neatly dressed and clean-faced two leave, the little girl Yueyue looked up at the captain in confusion: "Brother, when are we eating fish?"

Brother Wu Da also asked, "Should we also find a place to hide from the rain?"

The God of Songs suffered a huge physical and mental trauma, but he still held on to his fragile heart, looked up at the weather, narrowed his eyes, and found that things were not simple.

"This program team has never told the guests the weather, and you see that the sky is so clear and the sun is so bright, how can it rain?"

"I understand this kid clearly, he is a chicken thief, he must be deliberately confusing the public, trying to make us work for nothing, tsk tsk tsk, his scheming is unfathomable!"

Brother Wu Da scratched his head, "But I think Brother Yan is pretty good."

Yueyue agreed, with distrust on her face, "Brother, you said before that storms are useless."

Unexpectedly, the two team members did not believe their own judgment, so Songshen had no choice but to stabilize the rear first, "You believe me! It will never rain tonight, this must be a spoof!"

"Trust me one last time, okay?"

"If it rains tonight! I'll sing Xiaomanyao live!"

night

The three of them sat under the banana leaves, and the sound of the rain fell.

Yueyue was blocked by the two people in the innermost place without any rain. She looked at the song god who was enjoying the sound of the rain crackling on her face and looking outside with a pensive expression. Her white and tender face was full of curiosity.

"Brother, I've never heard of Xiaomanyao, does it sound good?"