The program group of "Survival in the Wild" has always been a mystery. They have the most unreliable directors, the most professional subtitles, and the most imaginative designs.
When this show first aired, it was so poor that they could only hire a forest, but now even the island can be rented, so you can imagine how profitable it is.
And as one episode after another started broadcasting, they discovered one thing.
The more miserably the invited celebrity guests are treated, the higher their ratings will be. What a gratifying discovery.
From the very beginning, the program team implemented the guidelines of making money as the goal, showing off their demeanor, and working hard on the guidelines of villainous guests who show off their demeanor.
Therefore, there are miserable guests one after another, and their [Survival in the Wild] wallets are getting bigger and bigger.
When they knew that Wei Mingyan was coming to their show, the show crew was excited.
Think about it, on the screen, Wei Mingyan, who is personable and handsome, fascinates thousands of girls, is tossed and screamed, crying for his father and mother, and complaining endlessly. This is an eye-catching thing, and they will definitely be popular One floor! !
The exciting moment has come, the program team is gearing up, waiting to watch the actor being abused, hahahaha, the first day there is no fire, is it crazily shaking the bread tree, or is it hungry!
Then, under the sight of a group of people, Wei Mingyan drilled wood to make fire, and lit a small fire.
No! ! Why does he have this skill!
Didn't he do his homework before he came here, didn't he know that their program team would issue missions to win various resources, including tinder, the next day!
Then, they saw that Wei Mingyan set up a tent, Wei Mingyan fished, Wei Mingyan grilled fish, and he even took out a toothbrush, toothpaste and toothcup from his bag and handed it to Song Qi.
Isn't this a wild show that keeps people in the dark all the time? What kind of trouble is going to live so delicately!
However, in their program group, it is really not allowed to bring toiletries, so the program group had no choice but to admit it, but quietly, it increased the difficulty of the task a lot.
The task of taking the flag that should have appeared in the later stage appeared on the second day.
Tremble, gods!
In order to get the flag, I will definitely do whatever it takes!
Bahahahahahahahaha! ! !
On the way to the middle of the woods, the program team carefully prepared surprises for them.
Mushrooms that spray people's faces with foam (fake), glue on the tree (applied by the staff), and small bat cameras that fly together to form a huge net (it looks like the real thing oh oh Whoo hoo).
After preparing so much, are you afraid that you won't be recruited
People waited in front of the screen, watching the man take a look at the big mushroom from a distance, before he and Song Qi came over, the storm had already run over with his tongue sticking out, circled around the mushroom for a few times, and bit into it with one bite on the rhizome.
Can't bite
Fake!
"It's probably prepared by the program team." Song Qi picked up a stick from nowhere, poked the mushroom head, and sure enough, a pile of foam sprayed out. The two of them stood far away and didn't get on it.
She clapped her hands and said to herself, "There must be more ahead, let's make a detour."
And the handsome man next to Song Qi also nodded, "Go the other way."
No!
Why did you decide to take a detour so easily
Shouldn't we have an argument
If they just make a detour like this, what will happen to the organs they arranged in front of them!
Just when the program group collapsed, the singer appeared in the forest with a colorful suit, less than five minutes after Wei Mingyan and the others left.
Behind her, Yueyue looked around with a super big spider in her hand, "Brother, we seem to be going in the wrong direction."
"Is it wrong?" Brother Wu Da looked at the surroundings in a daze to see how the environment was the same as before, and suggested, "Let's mark the surroundings and mark the way back."
"Good idea!" God of Songs wiped the colored cream on his face, looked around, and his eyes lit up when he saw the super big mushroom.
What an iconic plant, made right here!
[God of Songs, what do you want to do! Why did you walk towards that foaming mushroom! !]
[Die, die, don't tell us you're going to touch this mushroom!]
Just when the hand of the God of Songs was about to touch this cute big mushroom, Yueyue grabbed the fake spider in her hand and asked suddenly, "Brother, will this mushroom also play tricks on us like the previous show crew?" The props are the same? You better not touch them."
Sure enough, the God of Songs cautiously put his hands in the air, and looked suspiciously at this huge, real mushroom no matter how you look at it, his brain was thinking intensely.
After thinking for a few seconds, he came to a conclusion, "No, even if the program group wants to punish us, they will make it realistic. How can they make such a big mushroom, so this mushroom must be real."
The audience was shocked by the honey logic of the song god.
Then, they watched helplessly as the God of Songs stretched out his hand and marked the mushroom with peace of mind.
"boom!!"
A huge mushroom cloud appeared on the face of the God of Songs, which was already covered with colorful cream.
He tried his best to open his eyes, but others could only see a pair of mung bean glasses struggling to blink back and forth, and they couldn't see clearly the face of this singing god with foam on his face.
Yueyue hugged the spider in her hand tightly, and couldn't bear to look directly at it.
[... I have nothing to say, let's go.]
[What does it mean to be delivered to your door, this is typical! Children must remember.]
[Hahahahaha I'm sorry, although you are miserable, I really want to laugh hahahaha]
Even the program crew, who were annoyed why the actor team was not fooled, fell silent.
"It's just an accident..." Despite his face covered with foam, the God of Songs still maintained his gentlemanly demeanor. He calmly took his hand off the mushroom and propped it on the big tree next to him, with a calm voice.
"Okay, let's go."
The little girl Yueyue and Brother Wuda nodded blankly, and continued to walk forward. After walking two steps, they realized that the song god hadn't moved, and they both turned around to look at him in doubt.
"Brother, let's go."
The God of Songs, whose body was covered with colored cream and whose head was covered with white foam, desperately grabbed his hand propped on the tree, but he couldn't get it off.
"There's glue here!!"
The two were startled immediately, and hurried forward to help. After a long time of fiddling, they couldn't get it off. The three of them were frowning.
"Hey, I really regret it, why did I come to this show..." the song god sighed, "I suspect they are targeting me, otherwise why am I always unlucky!"
Program group: "... No, these are all aimed at Wei Mingyan."
"The more I think about it, the angrier I get. I'm so angry that I want to hit someone!"
Brother Wu Da silently pulled the little girl Yueyue back, "Don't hit us."
Songshen punched the tree angrily, "I'll hit the tree head office!"
Looking at his hand that hit the tree with a fist, the eyes of the three of them were all fixed on it.
The air seemed to freeze, and finally Yueyue broke the deadlock, "Brother, your other hand is also stuck."
"Ahhh, I'm so mad!!!!"
The frantic song god shook the tree crazily, and just as he was venting, a piece of bread fell, chirping, and hit him on the head.
The bewildered song god who was smashed: "..."
Yueyue, martial arts brother: "???"
Audience: [Hahahahaha I can't do it anymore, I laughed so hard hahahahahaha]
Just when the few people didn't know what expressions to make, there was a sound of flapping wings, and the God of Songs, who was trapped in the tree and couldn't move, faced the overwhelming black mechanical bats in despair.
"Mommy!!! You take me and run together!!!"
the other side
Walking cautiously on the uneven path, the two were chatting in a peaceful atmosphere. The storm had never been with the two owners for such a long time without being separated, and they were still in such a large place, so happy. Happily driving ahead.
The peaceful atmosphere formed a strong contrast with the Song God team.
The program team looked at them silently: "Suddenly feel that we are so useless."
"Yeah, why didn't you fall for it? If it weren't for these temporary designs, I would suspect a mole."
"It would be great if the trick can be successful. I think the reaction of the audience now is to see Wei Mingyan being tricked successfully."
"How about throwing a fake snake to scare you?"
The director dismissed with a look of mental retardation, "Didn't you see how smart Wei Mingyan is? He also faked snakes. Who came up with the idea of scaring Yueyue with fake spiders before, but the song god jumped up a tree in fright, and Yueyue was fine. Touching it."
Several people were discussing how to successfully scare the Best Actors team while eating their boxed lunches. In the camera, a small emerald green snake suddenly broke in.
"You move so fast? Didn't I say you don't need this move?"
After the director finished speaking, he found that everyone was looking at each other in blank dismay.
"No, we didn't put the snake in."
"I don't have either, but this snake is so realistic, and it can even spit out letters, you see."
"Hahaha, the batch of bats I ordered are also very realistic. Let me tell you, this is the picture I specially asked someone to draw last time..."
Director: "Ah, that's a real snake, what the hell!!!"
The audience also discovered the snake and discussed it happily.
[This snake must have been arranged by the program team, take a look, it's heading towards Qiqi!]
[Hahahaha, will Qiqi be scared, but she was quite a woman when I saw her catching fish before]
[I don't think so, the program team has never succeeded in the actor team]
[Also voicing the letter, hahaha the attack state is very realistic, just like the snake hair I have seen]
They found out that something was wrong. It started when the storm yelled at the snake angrily. Before it yelled, neither Wei Mingyan nor Song Qi noticed the snake following them.
Almost at the next second when the storm crazily charged forward to attack, the emerald green snake jumped up and bit Song Qi's slender ankle. Bite and smash.
It was filled with anger at not having spotted the intruder sooner, and at having hurt its owner by the creature.
Storm anxiously sniffed its nose. It smelled a faint smell of blood in the air, and this smell came from its owner. Immediately, the whole dog felt bad.
Everything happened in the blink of an eye, Song Qi only felt a pain in her ankle, she lowered her head, and saw bright red blood mixed with black flowing out.
[Fuck black! ! ! Viper! ! !]
[What to do, what to do, hurry up and call the program team!]
[It is agreed that there is no risk! It was agreed that there would be no poisonous organisms! ! !]
[Fuck! ! Brother Yan...]
Just when the audience and the program crew were all frying, the man who rushed over also saw the black blood on Song Qi's feet, without even thinking about it, he knelt on one leg and lifted Song Qi's ankle.
Wei Mingyan lowered his head and began to suck blood without hesitation.
Song Qi was so shocked that she wanted to push him away, but she understood what this meant in an instant, "If you let me go first, you will be poisoned too!"
Tears filled the entire eye socket.
She really didn't expect that at the critical moment, the man in front of her who she thought didn't value her at all would make such a choice.
Like this, without hesitation.
Wei Mingyan slowly let go of Song Qi's hand, his hand was still shaking, and his eyes were already red.
He turned around, facing the ground, "Bah, bah, bah!"
"This snake ate black paint before, bah! Vomit!"
audience:[…]
The messy program group: "..."
Song Qi stared blankly at the man who was retching with a bitter face because of the smell of paint, and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Laughing and laughing, but the eyes were startled to slide down tears.