Scum Male’s Whitewashing Manual

Chapter 42: August 18, that scumbag actor (9

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After Wei Ming finished uttering his words, he wiped his mouth in pain, and then explained, "This snake is a grass snake, I know it, and it's not poisonous."

[It's not poisonous, you still suck blood!]

[Subconscious reaction, it seemed like there was not a total of three seconds just now, just blinked like that, Brother Yan started to inhale...]

[Huh? I opened a bottle of Coke, what happened?]

"It's probably a prank by the program crew." Wei Mingyan wiped his mouth, took out the bamboo cup he made yesterday, and cleared his paint-smelling throat, "This smell is so good."

With a smile still on his face, he stood up and looked at Song Qi. Seeing that her eyes were still red, he lightly smiled and comforted, "Don't cry, don't cry, it's not poisonous, neither of us will die."

Song Qi stared at him blankly, and after touching the tenderness in the man's eyes, the strength she had always been turned into tears suddenly fell down.

[So, what is going on with this affectionate look at each other?]

[I just said that Brother Yan likes Qiqi! ! ! Look! Guess right!]

[Should we talk together at this time? Honestly, is that wriggling snake corpse on the ground real or fake? Why do I think it looks like a real snake?]

[It’s fake, how could a real snake eat black paint? It’s probably the program’s trick, but this time it’s really scary. The survival program in the wild is really getting more and more fun, so they’re not afraid that they won’t be able to find it in the future. Are the guests willing to come?]

Just as the audience shifted the topic to the big fun of the program group, the program group was also going crazy!

Time went back to the time before God of Songs and the others encountered the big mushroom.

The three of them were walking, and found a huge hornet's nest on the big tree in front of them, and the song god curiously went to the bottom to look.

Then the hornet's nest exploded, exploded...

The colored cream fell on the God of Songs like it was raining, and gave him a thorough bath. Brother Wu Da fell into the trap, and it was full of black paint, which gave him a layer of color, Yueyue Xiao The girl harvested a huge and lifelike spider, but she just stared blankly, seeing through the illusion under the hideous appearance of this spider, picked it up and continued to move forward under the horrifying sight of the song god and Wu Da brother.

The trio completely became a group of the elderly, the weak, the sick and the disabled. Not long after they limped away, a green grass snake slowly crawled past, smeared with paint...

The above is the truth brought out by the program group by calling out the small flying camera.

It seemed unreasonable, but everything came together by such a coincidence. A snake was irritated, and it might have been insane after eating the paint. It came to Song Qi for a while, and it turned into the current scene.

Now, the screen is full of the program group, what else can the program group do

Could it be that there was an omission in their screening system, which resulted in the guest being bitten by a real snake!

Even if it is a non-venomous snake, if this incident gets out, the reputation of "Survival in the Wild" will definitely be greatly reduced. Everyone participating in this program is nothing more than seeking fame and fortune, and there is no guarantee for their lives.

Therefore, facing this huge scapegoat, the director put it on his head with tears in his eyes.

Here, Song Qi quickly adjusted her mentality, wiped away her tears and continued to follow Wei Mingyan. This time she was much more cautious and observed the surrounding environment more carefully.

The storm calmed down even more, without the joy it had before. Obviously, the owner was attacked and he didn't stop it in time, which made him a little depressed.

Wei Mingyan noticed this depression, he stopped, squatted down and gently stroked the somewhat languid head of the storm, "Storm did a good job just now, if you hadn't discovered the snake, you and I... Didn't notice it."

Noticing that he almost said your mother, Song Qi blinked nervously, her face turned red for some reason, she quickly lowered her head to hide the expression on her face.

Dogs, like people, need praise. Sure enough, when Wei Mingyan praised, the tail of the storm wagged again. Although it was not as happy as before, it could be seen that it was not as depressed as before.

After solving the problem of the storm's mood, the man gently patted his head, smiled and stood up.

[Mother! I see an angel! ! handsome! !]

[I really want to become a storm, even for a second, let me enjoy the touch of the male god, please!]

[Get out of the hall, go down to the kitchen, drill wood to make fire, grill fish in a stone pot, be the first to go when encountering danger, and still love pets so much, the key is to be handsome! Such a good boyfriend, give me a dozen!]

[Go upstairs! Brother Yan is my boyfriend, okay?]

Just when everyone was salivating at Wei Mingyan, a weak barrage popped up, [I said, do we still remember that this is a survival game in the wild? Brother Yan has to complete the task, and the song god on the other side] The team has already started to build a ladder, and the actor team has not reached the place yet.]

Yes, when Wei Ming said that they were having a small episode, the Song God team had successfully escaped the threat of glue and bat nets, and ran to the center of the island, under the big tree with the flag.

This is a big tree that is not very tall, but it is definitely not too short. The Song God team stood under the tree and raised their necks to look at the colorful flags for a long time.

It's so high, how can I get up there

"Brother..." Yueyue said faintly, "Didn't you climb a tree this morning? Do you think you can climb this tree?"

When mentioning what happened in the morning, the God of Songs couldn't help but look at the big spider that Yueyue had been holding, and then blushed.

At that time, he was frightened by the spider, he hugged the tree trunk without thinking about anything, and ran up, his mind went blank, and when he realized it, his arms had already tightly hugged the tree.

But it was a relatively small tree, but it was bearing a weight that it shouldn't bear at this age. Of course, after knowing that it was a fake spider, God of Songs slid down from the tree with a normal expression on his face. The little tree Nature will be rescued.

But now, in front of him is a big tree that can't be hugged by four arms.

The song god fell into deep thought.

Brother Wu Da suggested, "How about I climb? I have climbed trees before."

"No, without any protective measures, it will be bad if you fall."

Although most of the time it was a joke, but at the critical moment, the song god thought he could figure it out. He glanced to the side and made a decisive decision.

"Let's build a bamboo ladder!"

This tree is so thick and not very tall. The program team must have chosen this tree to let them build bamboo ladders!

So, the three of them went to cut bamboo with great fighting spirit!

Afterwards, a yellow dog with dim fur but bright eyes quietly emerged from the grass. It looked around and turned to meet its owners after making sure that it was not in danger.

Song Qi looked up at the colorful flag hanging high, and frowned slightly, "How can we take it down in this situation?"

Wei Mingyan rolled up his sleeves and smiled fox eyes, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, like a fox that stole a chicken, "Their team will definitely choose to build a bamboo ladder when they see it. It takes at least two hours to stop working."

"Then us?"

The man's smile was even worse, a bit like glutinous rice balls with a black heart, "Let's go quietly to another bamboo forest."

He still didn't say what method he planned to use to take down the colored flags, but the program crew, who had been watching for adultery, suddenly felt a strong sense of unease.

Then, the two of them went to the bamboo forest with a dog. Wei Mingyan skillfully lit the fire first, and Song Qi took out the leftover chicken from last night from the package, skewered it on the pole, and rotated it evenly.

Wei Mingyan sat on the ground with a knife and kept peeling the bamboo. After trying it out, it felt okay, so he put it on the fire to bake.

"What are you doing?" Song Qi asked curiously.

"You'll find out soon."

The man still wanted to be pleasantly surprised, he turned his head and began to cut bamboo and wood shreds. After Song Qi roasted the meat, there were already several bamboo arrows on the ground that had been sharpened into sharp ends.

Song Qi handed the barbecue to the man who finally stopped, and looked at the bamboo and wood bow that had already taken shape on the ground with some surprise, "When did you learn how to make a bow?"

"Before I came here, I thought it would be useful, and I just followed the video to learn it." Wei Mingyan had been busy for a long time, his forehead was already sweating, but his expression was still full of energy.

"Are you using this as a bowstring? Will it not break?" Song Qi kept looking at this poorly made bamboo bow in her hand.

She never thought that one day Wei Mingyan could really make a bow and arrow.

"Disposable items, it's fine."

Wei Mingyan was still full of confidence. When he was full, he took Song Qi and walked over quietly, drew his bow, and squinted his eyes at the colorful flags on the tree.

[What are you going to do, Brother Yan! !]

[666666 is so powerful that he can make his own bow and arrow, even if the wall is not convinced, he will convince you!]

[God! ! ! How could this man be so perfect!]

[The atmosphere of two people making bows and arrows and barbecue is really great! I always feel that Brother Yan has special feelings for Miss Sister, the love in his eyes is almost full, okay?]

[Pull the bow, draw the bow! !]

-call out!

The sound of the bamboo arrow piercing through the air passed in an instant, and in Song Qi's eyes widening suddenly, the colorful flag was hit by the bamboo arrow and fell to the ground smoothly.

The storm had been waiting for a long time, and when he saw the colorful flags, he pricked up his ears and rushed out quietly, silently biting the bamboo arrow stuck in the ground, and returned to his master with the colorful flags.

Its movements are smooth and familiar, and one can tell at a glance that it has been done a lot.

In the barrage, after a second of silence, a large burst of voices burst out: [Ahhhhhh! ! !]

[So handsome, so handsome! ! ! It actually shot down! ! !]

[so amazing! !]

Wei Mingyan stretched his neck, looked at the three people who were busy with their backs to them, raised his eyebrows triumphantly at Song Qi with a colored flag, and lowered his voice to ask for credit, "I was at home with the storm, but every day I lost the plate, and the storm retrieved it every time. coming."

Looking at the man who was waiting to be praised like a child, and at the old dog squatting at his feet happily sticking out his tongue, looking up at him, Song Qi pursed her lips and smiled, imitating Wei Mingyan and whispered: " You guys are amazing!"

So the man smiled even more happily.

"Let's go quietly, don't let them know that we have taken the flag."

With a smirk on his face, he held a bow and arrow in his left hand and a colorful flag in his right hand. Song Qi followed beside him, and there was a yellow dog in front of him exploring the way. He left here.

Behind them, the trio in the bamboo forest didn't rest at all, they didn't notice the movement behind them at all, they were busy and worked together, finally got a giant ugly but safe bamboo ladder.

"It's clear that they haven't come yet, so it's probably cold, tsk tsk tsk, this colorful flag is just..."

Songshen embraced the bamboo ladder that he had been making all afternoon, the smile on his face froze.

"Where's the bunting???"