Scum Male’s Whitewashing Manual

Chapter 43: August 18, that scumbag actor (1

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The audience standing in front of the screen watched the trio turn around to find the colorful flags with suppressed smiles. The song god didn't even forget the bamboo ladder in their hands. Finally, the conscience found out that the small speaker followed the small flying camera and yelled in the air, "The actor team won the colorful flag, and got 50 gold bars to communicate with the outside world once."

The God of Songs, who was still spinning around the big tree just now, froze in place. He first looked up at the place where the colorful flags were hanging on the tree, and then lowered his head to look around in disbelief.

"Haven't we been here all along?"

"Could it be that they can't fly?!!"

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[God of Song: No, this is not true!]

[233333 Brother Yan is really good or bad, but I like it!]

This demented and unbelievable expression quickly became a new emoji package and spread quickly.

The God of Songs really couldn't figure out what happened.

They clearly saw the colorful flags hanging on the trees before, and they just made a bamboo ladder, no more? ?

Even if Wei Mingyan could climb trees, could it be that he just climbed up and down without a sound

It's too hard!

Yueyue was not as disappointed as God of Songs, she was looking up at the small helicopter falling down in the sky, it looked like a toy with a big box firmly hooked under it, "Are there gold bars and a phone in it? "

Brother Wu Da also looked over from a distance, "It seems to be."

Song God's eyes lit up, revealing a sinister smile.

[What are you doing...]

[I know he's trying very hard to show sinisterness, but this smile really looks silly.]

[Sure enough, even bad guys are only attractive when they are handsome.]

The God of Songs was completely unaware that a group of people were discussing his appearance in the barrage, he smiled sinisterly, his gaze fell far away on the slowly landing helicopter.

"How about we go grab his box!"

Brother Wu Da also cheered up: "That's right! Surviving in the wild can grab things, let's grab the box, and the things inside will be ours?"

Yueyue has also done her homework, knowing that this does not violate the rules, but her delicate eyebrows still frowned slightly uneasy, "Brother, can we win?"

"Why can't we win! There are three of us, but there are only two of them!"

The God of Songs was full of confidence, and was about to announce his departure, but Yueyue poured cold water on him again, "But Brother Yan and the others are having a storm, what if something gets angry and bites us?"

Brother Wu Da was taken aback, and the expression of the five big and three thick men began to become fearful, "Yes brother, the storm is not a human being, so I took a breath when I was in a hurry..."

They were so worried, but the God of Songs was fearless. With a confident smile on his face, he took out a big chicken drumstick from the bag.

"Didn't the program group stipulate that you are not allowed to eat the food you bring?"

"Brother, you made a foul!"

"Don't be noisy!" Song God whispered his two teammates to shut up, looking at the big chicken leg in his hand, "The program team said that they are not allowed to eat the food they brought, and I didn't eat it. This is Food for the dogs!"

"Don't worry, I have a dog at home, as long as I throw this chicken leg on the ground, the storm will never take care of us."

"but… "

"Shh... I smell the fragrance... let's go, let's go quietly and catch him off guard!"

The God of Songs carefully put the chicken legs in his arms, like a devil entering a village, he quietly moved forward, while walking, he also signaled his team members to follow.

Brother Wu Da and Yue Yue looked at each other, and the little girl asked helplessly, "Do you think it will work this time?"

"Hang."

Yueyue nodded heavily, "I think so too."

In the eyes of the audience, the God of Songs not only moved forward, he also hid himself under the leaves very wittily, like a legendary tunnel battle, with the green hair on his head, the three of them arrived at the place where Wei Mingyan and the others were. .

When they arrived, there was a smell of barbecue on the head, and they almost couldn't hold it in their faces.

The God of Songs sucked his saliva, looked at the two people who were sharing a roast chicken with a smile, his eyes almost glowed green with envy.

They endure hardships and suffer here, so why should the Best Actors team be popular and drink spicy food!

This program group is really eccentric!

"Brother Yan and the others seem to be eating the chicken from yesterday..." Yueyue whispered behind the God of Songs, "Brother, I want to eat chicken too."

"Eat! Definitely eat!"

The God of Songs stared straight at the two people on the opposite side, and made a promise, "I'll count one, two, three and we'll go up, and then kill him without leaving a piece of him!"

"The box-roasted chicken is all ours!"

"Okay!" Brother Wu Da agreed, and the trio got ready.

"three!"

"two!"

Yue Yue and Wu Da brother bent down nervously, holding their breath and getting ready.

"One!! Go!!!!"

Tempest was lying obediently in front of the fire when he suddenly found three unknown creatures rushing out, jumped up nervously, and rushed over full of anger.

This time, it will definitely protect its master!

"Wow woof woof woof!!!"

"AH!!! DOG!!!"

"Mom!!!"

"Don't run towards me!!!"

Wei Mingyan chewed the meat in his mouth, and watched the storm chasing the trio around in circles.

"storm!!"

The man whistled, and the old dog, which had been running around chasing the three of them just now, suddenly became quiet. It stopped, flicked its tail unwillingly, and turned its head towards its master, sobbing and acting like a baby.

They are bad guys, it wants to protect the master.

"It's okay, come back."

Song Qi yelled again, and the storm slowly walked back to the master, but a pair of bright black eyes were still staring at the three enemies, as long as they had a plan, it would definitely rush up without hesitation .

"Brother, what are you doing?"

Wei Mingyan really didn't want to laugh, but seeing the bright green lump on the top of Songshen's head like a bird's nest, his lips couldn't help but curl up in laughter.

The God of Songs quickly adjusted the expression on his face, smiled and let go of the tree he was holding just now, and walked over with a playful smile.

"Didn't we meet and say hello to you?"

He took two steps, bathed in the gaze of the storm, and his legs began to tremble uncontrollably, "Well, Mingyan, you dog, don't bite..."

Wei Mingyan also laughed along, with a friendly voice, "Storm has always only bit bad people. When I was five years old, I even bit off a piece of meat from a thief."

Song God's calf trembled even more.

He took a step back timidly, "Well, I actually brought a gift."

As he spoke, he took out the big chicken drumstick from his pocket, "I'll give it to you, Stormy."

Song Qi looked at the expression on the face of the God of Songs who was trying to hide it, and whispered beside the man, "There is fraud."

"I know, it's okay." The corners of Wei Mingyan's mouth rose even more, he coughed lightly, thanked him, and was about to walk over.

"No, no, I'll bring it over."

Out of the corner of his eyes, the God of Songs saw the box next to the man's feet, his eyes lit up, he forced himself to endure the fear, forced a smile, and came to the front of the storm.

"Storm, eat meat."

As he said, he opened the bag in his hand, and a smell of meat wafted out. It stands to reason that animals would feel a little restless when they smelled it, but the old yellow dog still maintained its original squatting posture. , those bright black eyes were full of vigilance.

"Look, this is very delicious, come..."

The God of Songs squinted his small eyes, pretending to glance casually at the box on the left side of the storm, threw the chicken leg in his hand, and threw it out.

Then, with lightning speed, he quickly put his hand on the box and lifted it up.

According to his vision, now the storm should run away with the chicken leg, and he just needs to lift the box and run away, but just as he lifted the box with his hand, he heard the familiar barking sound of anger.

"Wow woof woof woof!!!"

Facing this villain who vainly tried to take the master's things under his own eyes, the storm became angry.

He bent down, baring his fangs.

It looked like it was about to attack.

"Mom!!!"

The God of Songs was frightened, he quickly dropped the box in his hand, and hid behind Yueyue like a running ostrich.

Song Qi looked at his back, with a slight smile on her face, she touched the storm's head, and praised softly, "Storm is so good."

At that time, when she was most helpless, the storm drove away the thieves in the same way. It was really a good dog.

"Come on, let's continue eating."

Wei Mingyan picked up the old dog like a child, and the storm obediently snuggled into the man's arms. He looked at Song Qi who was following behind without blinking, his eyes were gentle and full of dependence.

[Why do I have a sense of déjà vu as a family of three?]

[Yeah, even the eyes are hot.]

Here, the song god shrank behind the bamboo, denying himself all the time, "What went wrong? Why didn't it eat it! Shouldn't it catch up immediately?"

Brother Wu Da Hanhan asked, "Brother, Storm doesn't like to eat chicken legs, does it?"

"Nonsense, my dog loves to eat chicken legs. He runs out when he sees chicken legs. Why is the storm different? Is it abnormal? Mingyan how to raise it!"

Yueyue hugged the big spider and said suddenly, "Brother, what breed is your dog?"

"Husky."