Scum Male’s Whitewashing Manual

Chapter 44: August 18, that scumbag actor (1

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[understood…]

[excuse me]

[It seems to suddenly understand the attributes of the God of Songs, so it is, Erha?]

[The Erha who is said to have opened the door for the thief?]

[Comparing Erha with the storm who can catch chickens and complete tasks and carry luggage in his mouth? 23333 Sorry, I really want to laugh]

Brother Wu Da still doesn't know why, he basically doesn't surf the Internet, so he doesn't quite understand the meaning of the three words husky, but little girl Yueyue is different.

Under the camera, the complicated expression on the face of this cute little girl almost made the audience in front of the screen laugh.

From this day on, the God of Songs has a brand new nickname, Erha.

The God of Songs of Erha started the arduous journey of fighting wits and bravery with the actor team.

The program group is about to collapse.

[Survival in the Wild] The program team has always thought that they are different, let alone the same as the goblins outside, even if they are pure and unpretentious, they can't compare with them.

While other programs were still playing the unchallenging game of swimming pool jumping, their program team had already started to develop mechanical spiders to scare female guests.

Every time a bunch of people sit in front of the computer with their lunch boxes in their arms, and look at the handsome and charming stars in the camera, their faces turn pale with fright, or they are all in a mess, they will smile with satisfaction while watching The rising ratings are flattering.

More and more examples prove that the worse the guests are treated, the higher the ratings will be.

Therefore, one after another, the whole person's ideas are freshly baked, and the program group is like a big devil, playing with those little pitifuls in the palm of their hands.

But this time, they miscalculated.

At this moment, they were just as usual, standing in front of the screen, watching the loyal old dog keep barking at a seemingly normal grass field with numb faces, and they were already asking for something here. After staying on the useless island for more than three weeks, the handsome man who still looked glamorous stopped in his footsteps, and beat him hard with the stick in his hand on the grass that had nothing abnormal.

The grass suddenly caved in, exposing the boxes underneath.

Wei Mingyan cautiously didn't go forward, hooked the box up with a stick, and patted the old dog's head appreciatively, "The storm is really fierce, and you found it again."

[I really want to fall in love with the storm! How many times has this happened, how sensitive is its sense of smell!]

[Didn’t Brother Yan say that Stormstorm bit a thief when he was five years old? He’s really a super good dog]

[After this program aired, my mother started clamoring for a dog, and insisted on something like a storm. Then I went to the cat and dog market to inquire, and the owner said that the supply of all yellow puppies is in short supply, and there is not one left. , my mother was depressed for a while when she came back]

[The celebrities are all endorsing clothes, bags, and cars. Is Brother Yan an endorsing dog now!?]

It has been nearly four weeks since the program was aired. In these four weeks, the first three days were to watch the bad luck of the God of Songs, and the last three days were to watch Brother Yan who was hanging out. After that, most people were watching the storm to go.

How can there be such a well-behaved dog in the world

It may not be so young anymore, and it doesn't look as good-looking as those breeds of dogs, but when the owner needs it, it is always the first to rush up, regardless of whether it will hurt itself or not.

And when the master doesn't need it, he will obediently lie on the ground, and the pair of eyes that are always gentle will look at the master.

I don't know how many little girls have been poked into the softness of their hearts by such a loyal and gentle gaze, and they have begun to look forward to the dog as a creature.

On this small island, this old dog with a dark coat was excited at the beginning of being in such a big new environment, but after realizing the need to be cautious here, he quickly calmed down. He was obviously raised by humans since childhood. But when hunting, his vigorous posture makes it impossible to see that this is a ten-year-old dog.

The show will end in three days, and the later stage has turned into various small treasure-hunting tasks, some of which were hidden by the program team before the show started, and some of which were sneaked up by the program team who were still working diligently in the dead of night The island came to hide.

This time the task was to find the box, and a riddle was added. The answer to the riddle was under this bamboo forest. According to the usual routine, it should be the story of the actor team and the song god team repeatedly hitting the wall and finally successfully finding the box.

But this time, things started to look different.

No! ! Things are different every day.

Last night, in the dead of night, around eleven o'clock, the guests who lost their mobile phones and entertainment should have fallen asleep. The program crew quietly went to the bamboo forest with shovels and boxes.

And when they were working diligently, in the high cave, the storm who was sleeping peacefully next to his master suddenly moved his ears, opened his eyes with some anxiety, and bent down to look at the light not far away.

"Woo..."

It flicked its tail, wanting to tell its owner that there was a situation, and also not wanting to wake up the owner's various entanglements, which were understood by the audience through movements. Song Qi slept relatively lightly, but her brain was still a little not sober, subconsciously, She gently pushed the man beside her, "Mingyan, what's wrong?"

Wei Mingyan turned over sleepily, and patted the backs of the people around him naturally, as if coaxing a child, with a low and deep magnetic voice, "Go on and sleep, I'm here."

Song Qi fell asleep peacefully. These three weeks of getting along with each other was obviously not much time, but it made her feel more at ease than the three months they had been together before.

Eleven o'clock at night is already very late on this small island. For the night owl audience with all kinds of modern equipment, it is far from time. It is almost as if the program group said on the official website that they are going to bury the treasure In the next second, people flooded into the live broadcast one after another.

Then, they saw such a scene of dog abuse.

In the past three weeks, Wei Mingyan and Song Qi's way of getting along has changed from being unfamiliar at the beginning to a tacit understanding now. In addition, the handsome man usually looks at Song Qi with tender eyes, saying that he is very fond of Song Qi. No one would believe it.

Although the official announcement has not yet been issued, many fans already believe that the two will be together after the show ends this time.

Of course, because the two of them haven't done anything to make fans criticize them in the past three weeks, on the contrary, they have considered each other in every way, and this pair is still very optimistic in the eyes of the public.

Especially when there was still a storm in the middle, he was loyal and loyal, and the old dog who didn't say anything to the song god team was very gentle towards Song Qi from the beginning, letting her touch his head and not say anything, Song Qi usually barked even more Dian Dian ran over.

The way of getting along with two people and one dog is just like mother and father with children.

Of course, the kid is a little older.

Back to the topic, on this day, the program team was buried while Wei Mingyan was watching. When the program team announced the next day that it was time to find the treasure, he went directly to the bamboo forest with the storm, and Song Qi stayed in the cave to cook.

When he went back with the suitcase smoothly, Song Qi had already prepared the meals. Using the pots and rice they had won in the past three weeks, they steamed a pot of rice, fried wild vegetables, stewed chicken, and even had a bowl of Egg Drop Soup.

Yes, when the song god team caught a chicken and ate a chicken, Song Qi had already started to raise hens that could lay eggs, two chickens, one to three eggs a day, the small life was not to mention very nourishing.

After dinner, the two of them happily went to the beach to catch fish, and prepared to continue cooking fish soup for dinner. The two cooperated seamlessly, and the scene was quite harmonious.

It is conceivable how broken the heart of the program group who was inspired to trick the guests.

If it was before, forget it, if you can't fix the actor team, wouldn't the whole song god team be just as happy

But Yueyue, who followed the God of Songs everywhere and stepped on traps, and was in a mess in less than a week, finally couldn't bear it anymore. Under her strong request, the three voted to re-elect the captain. Lost by one vote.

It would seem a pity if the only vote was not his own.

With Yueyue leading the team despite being young but with a normal IQ, the Song God team is finally not so miserable, and now they have completed a lot of tasks, and they are waiting for the decisive battle between the two teams in the last three days.

After guessing for a long time, Yueyue successfully guessed the answer, and led the two seniors behind her who were forty years older than her to the bamboo forest.

"Hey, Brother Yan and the others took the lead again. How did their heads look like?"

Yueyue was depressed, dressed like a hulk, and the song god who was covered with leaves cautiously came out of the grass, and said in a low voice, "Yueyue, come back quickly, maybe it is clearly stated that they are Ambushing here."

Immediately, Brother Wu Da's head appeared next to him, "Come on, I've made room for you."

Yueyue helped her forehead helplessly, "Brother, the decisive battle will start tomorrow. Brother Yan and the others are useless even if they lie in ambush at this time."

"Why is it useless? He caught us now and took us back as prisoners. Wouldn't he be able to win directly when the time comes tomorrow?"

Yueyue: "..."

This is a game, and it's not a real war. If you really want to play like this, then what's the point.

Seeing the expression on the captain's face, the God of Songs came out with a slightly embarrassing expression on his head, "I'm not, ah-choo!!"

After he yawned, he suddenly felt that the ground under his feet was shaking a little, and a big rock rolled down on the opposite side, and he was stunned at that time.

"Is this from my sneezing?"

When did he become so powerful

No, why is it shaking more and more violently.

The song god was still in a daze, but Yueyue's face changed drastically. She tried her best to stabilize her body, her voice almost broke, "There's an earthquake!!"

This is, in the original plot, the accident that caused Song Qi to break her leg.

At the same time, at the beach, Song Qi was standing in the water with a smile, when suddenly her foot slipped. Before she could react, she was swept away violently by the waves behind her.

The small flying camera was circling on the sea surface, looking for the fixed mission target.

Wei Mingyan managed to stabilize his figure, his expression changed drastically when he saw the empty face, and he plunged into the water without even thinking about it.