"Next, the first competition of the Duck King Contest will begin. The first competition is a swimsuit show!" The host is very good at stirring up the atmosphere of the audience. The audience, especially the female audience, were excited. It seemed that female wolves were crazier than male wolves.
The audience was excited, but the stage was not, especially Li Chunlai. He did not expect that it was such a competition at the beginning. He is not a male model and has not participated in such activities. He is quite uncomfortable with the stage for people to watch. More importantly, he has lived in a prison-like discipline since he was a child, and his thoughts are relatively old, and he has not come into contact with many things that his grandfather thinks is bad, so this is why Zhang Yuan feels that he has never seen the world. He received a conservative education, and of course his thoughts are extremely exclusive to swimsuit shows.
"Okay, now I invite the players to go down and prepare! Please enjoy a song brought to us by the newcomer sister..."
Zhang Yuan didn’t pay attention to what the host called the singer to sing. He stared at Li Chunlai’s expression. The Thirteenth Sister also noticed the abnormality, and said to the two capable men around him: "Yaotang, Xiaolong, you go backstage and follow. He, when necessary... do ideological work again."
In fact, doing ideological work is one aspect, and the other aspect that the 13th sister did not say clearly. That is to watch Li Chunlai and don't let him run away.
"Okay." Not to mention the fact that the 13th sister, Zhang Yuan also went to the backstage to cheer Li Chun, cheer, and solve the ideological burden.
Coming to the entrance of the backstage, Zhang Yuan found that there were already a few jeweled women standing here. These women were all white and fat, and they were well maintained, but they were all too old, and their bodies were seriously out of shape. .
"Brother, you just let me in." An aunt-level woman said in a disgusting voice.
"Eldest sister, I was the only two guarding the door who were obviously very disgusted with her "big brother".
"That's the big brother, hey, I just need to see that Li Ashan, I promise not to tell anyone."
"Sorry, no, we have a rule, no outsiders are allowed to enter the field during game time." The goalkeeper is quite principled.
"That really doesn't work, you pass me a note." The aunt kept entangled, not only handing the note to the gatekeeper, but also holding a Hong Kong dollar underneath.
The goalkeeper was overjoyed, and he took it over and said, "I just send the note. It doesn't matter to me if he doesn't look at it."
At first glance, this trick is useful, and everything else is wa
The aunts also followed suit one after another. Seeing this goalkeeper, he made a small profit in the blink of an eye. Zhang Yuan and Xiaolong who came from a distance looked at each other with a smile, and they had words in their hearts. It seems that this Duck King competition is really promising, this kid. Only once, a woman was willing to spend money to approach him.
Just like Zhang Yuan and the others guessed, when they saw Li Chun came, the boy said nothing, and stood in front of everyone like a cargo for admiration.
"You should go swimming. Do you have to wear a suit to swim at the beach?" Xiaolong said impatiently. In his opinion, shouldn't you just take off your clothes? For the sake of Hongxingshe, let him not You can wear swimming trunks.
"I never go to the seaside bathing beach. If I go, it will be a private beach with no outsiders." Li Chunlai started again.
"Spring is here, it’s really okay to wear swimsuits. You shouldn’t be too conservative. It’s the 21st century." Zhang Yuan was also helplessly persuading, although he knew that it’s a shame to stand on the stage in swimming trunks, it’s not dead Quit the point.
But no matter how persuaded, Li Chunlai, this kid is just the bastard who eats the weight and is determined not to do it.
"Well, do you want to wear big pants?" Zhang Yuan thought about it and said again. At this moment, he suddenly thought of one thing, that is, Li Chunlai's last few questions. It can be seen that Li Chunlai is very concerned about the media reports. Zhang Yuan guessed. Li Chunlai definitely wanted to be a senior executive of a big company in the future, fearing that these things would have a negative impact on his future success, so Zhang Yuan said after finishing his speech, "If you can't agree to this, then I have to put your platform just now. A few photos were posted on the Internet."
"Did you take a photo just now?" Li Chunlai was shocked, gritted his teeth and cursed, "You are really shameless, but this is already my bottom line. If there are more excessive matches behind, I will definitely not participate!"
Hearing what he said, Zhang Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, hoping that he would not be allowed to take off any more.
After a few minutes of preparation time, when each of the contestants stood on the stage wearing only swimming trunks, the bodies of those muscular men, some with fitness oil, looked very eye-catching under the lights, so Liu Weizhi turned out to be The bronze skin is very attractive to women, and there is naturally a scream in the audience.
However, Li Chunlai, who was standing at the far end, suddenly regretted it, because the others were small swimming trunks, only he was the big shorts, so he was naturally more conspicuous when standing in them. He only felt that all the women below looked like hungry wolves. Looking at him, he was frightened and disturbed.
In fact, Li Chunlai’s idea was wrong. All the women focused on him. It was not that he was wearing big pants, but that he was too handsome, and the only one of the contestants was of Western descent, so no matter what he was wearing, he was prepared. concerned.
"Let's invite the guest judges to comment below." The host's words rang again.
Today’s guest Zhang Yuan didn’t pay attention either. There were 4 men and 1 woman. The men seemed to be the veterans of the duck world. These guys probably received the benefits of Dan Kwai Fong, so when they talk, they are all biased towards Dan. There are two players from Kwai Fong, one of the two players from Dan Kwai Fong is Liu Weizhi, and the other is named A Ming. Liu Weizhi is a strong player, and A Ming is an idol-type player. All four of them praised Dan Gui. The two contestants in Fang gave the other contestants a derogation and unceremoniously pointed out their shortcomings, but the last woman wearing a mask was probably a rich woman, and that woman fell Li Chunlai.
"I think Contender No. 16 is good. It's really good. I haven't seen such a handsome male publicist for many years. It's just... Why are you wearing big pants? Actually, we ladies want to see the size of your place. Hahaha..." After the woman finished the comment, she burst into laughter, and the rich ladies and ladies below also laughed, making Li Chunlai blushing, like a big girl, and his performance is even more so. Won the unanimous praise of women.
In the final scoring, Li Chunlai won the first place without any surprise, followed by two Dan Kwai Fong contestants who were strongly praised by 4 judges, Amin No. 2 and Liu Weizhi No. 3. It seems that the idol type is still more popular. .
In fact, Li Chunlai doesn't matter where he is. He is just to help Zhang Yuan, and there is no other way by them. What makes him worry about what kind of events will appear in the next game.
"As we all know, the most important job of this male public relations, it can also be said that the service item is to accompany each other..." The host paused, and the men and women below laughed, and naturally understood what he was going to say. The host smiled and said: "That's right , Is to sleep with him, a good male publicist bed kung fu is a must-practice technique, whether it can make female employers happy, this is also the most critical point..."
Hearing this, Li Chunlai almost fainted. I wouldn't really do that in front of so many people. I'm still a virgin! If it's the first time on this station, in front of everyone... Oh my god, I don't dare to think about it. If so, I might as well give up and go home.
However, Li Chunlai was still worried about it. The competition will not be so excessive. Hong Kong is accused of "injury to public morals." Just listen to the host then say: "As for the physical ability, we will not compare it today. This counts as the players. If the sisters on the scene want to know, then I will communicate with them individually in the future." There is another moment below. Jokes, actually those women who spend money to buy happiness don’t want everyone to see the secret parts of these players. In their view, if they spend money later, the man is their own item. Now let everyone see it, isn’t it a loss? Of course, these men are not their belongings yet, but many rich women already regard them as their belongings.
"Then what are we comparing to today?" The host left a suspense and asked everyone to think about it for a moment. Then he smiled: "That's right, I think many people have guessed it. Our 2nd and 3rd competition today is It’s more flexible than their fingers and tongue! I think you all the beauties present, you don’t understand what a man’s fingers and tongue are for."
The women below couldn't help covering their mouths and laughed. Those rich women were so old at this, how could they not understand, even Lu Wushuang in the corner blushed and smiled. He hadn't eaten pork before and hadn't seen him yet. Just walk over a pig.
"But how can the flexibility of this finger compare?" After the host created a suspense, he smiled again: "Perhaps many of you have participated in the previous Duck King competitions, and they thought this time is still like before. A small rubber hole..."
Zhang Yuanke had never participated in the previous Duck King competition, and he didn't understand what the host was saying, and looked at the dragon next to him in confusion.
Of course Xiaolong knew what he wanted to ask, and proactively explained, "In the previous game, which was more flexible than fingers, there was a special object made of artificial rubber. There was a small hole on the side of the object, and only two fingers were allowed to enter. At the bottom, there are countless glass balls. Players must take out the glass balls within the specified time. If they take out more, they will win."
Zhang Yuan laughed after hearing this, "In this game, are the utensils made exactly like women? This is not a public pick... Then what?"
"Haha." The little dragon laughed. "You're nasty. The thing is square and doesn't look like a woman. Of course, it means that in the final analysis. What can you say about Duck King's fingers? "
Zhang Yuan couldn't help but shook his head and said, "I'm afraid that Li Chunlai will have a bad temper again."