reunion
The list of the Dao Palace's long trip was finalized, and Wu Zhan took a few friends to hold a small party as a farewell to the upcoming trip.
The participants included Wu Zhan, Xiao Yang, Hei Snake, Nightingale, You Jia, Teacher Lou, Qingnv, Mrs. Guan, etc. Qingnv came for Mrs. Guan, Wu Zhan has good communication skills, and has been getting along with Guan Zhuzi recently. Recently, they were even known privately as the "Ladies Corps".
At the party, Black Snake complained that Kun-Lai recently had more and more demons and people, many consumer prices have risen sharply, but wages have risen very slowly, and the money for farming is becoming more and more insufficient.
Wu Zhan was curious for a while and asked, "Brother Snake, did you give Jiutou pocket money?"
Black Snake said casually: "If you have money, it will go up, and if you have no money, it will not go up."
When asked a question, Nightingale finally stopped eating the melon seeds and raised her head curiously, "Speaking of which, brother, what is the source of our money?"
Black Snake pondered for a while: "Lectures from outside the door, selling out-of-date exercises... Does buying a son count?"
Nightingale looked terrified: "Buying a nephew, God, we actually did such a thing!"
Black Snake pondered: "Well, saying that is to develop a side business."
Teacher Lou curiously smiled and said, "What are you doing?"
Black Snake thought about it for a long time, and suddenly patted his tail: "How about making jewelry?"
"Your son twisted a hair tie?" Someone asked.
"Hey, are you sure they won't break my neck when they take my son on the head..." Black Snake explained, "Our Daxuan's harem also had a lot of ingenious treasures back then."
Mrs. Guan said lightly, "What are you going to design?"
"Jewelry," Black Snake said proudly with a flick of his tail, "With such a big bird beside me, any problem with emeralds can be solved."
"Wait!" Nightingale fluttered her feathers and said in horror, "Brother, you want a bird's tail when you touch emerald!!!"
"But she's not a kingfisher?" Youjia said while drinking wine for her lover.
Black Snake disagreed: "It can be dyed, and now Dian Cui doesn't need real kingfisher hair. As long as his tail hair has the texture of kingfisher hair, it's fine."
Youjia shook her head: "Impossible. If you use it yourself, it doesn't matter if Nightingale dyes herself into a golden parrot, but if you sell it fake, Shoushanju will be fined until you suspect a demon."
"Then, just mark it as imitation kingfisher hair~" Black Snake was reluctant to give up.
Lou Duxing shook his head lightly and said, "But the problem now is that Qifeng has long had jewelry. How do you guys compete?"
Nightingale immediately became confident: "We focus on appearance."
Black Snake was extremely disappointed: "What's the use of appearance... You are not durable."
The Nightingale wilted again.
Black Snake thought about it again: "Then, does Qifeng have a jewelry designer?"
Mrs. Guan regretted: "The master craftsmen of the great country of Xizhou can be selected for the Kun-Lai Qifeng with their own drawings. It is a matter of honoring their ancestors."
Black Snake buried his head in the wine: "Ah - I promise the guy from Jiufeng will hibernate in his jar!"
Nightingale: "Would you like to have your nephews play a juggling troupe?"
Lou Duxing nodded: "That's ok, I can make a lot of money in the slack farming season."
Nightingale: "Yes, and there are many of us!"
Wu Zhan smiled and said, "What are you performing?"
Nightingale: "Anything is fine!"
Wu Zhan shook his head and said, "No, what I mean is that it is difficult to make money with low difficulty. Which monster can't jump in a circle of fire or something?"
Nightingale said excitedly, "Then let's do something more difficult!"
He looked at Black Snake even more excitedly: "Brother, does your nephew have any specialties?"
Hei Snake thought hard for a while, facing his younger brother's fiery gaze, he hesitated: "They are very long." Lou Duxing: "..."
Wu Zhan: "…"
"..." Nightingale, "Is there any more?"
Black Snake shook his head regretfully: "You must know, monsters, almost all of their skill points are hunting and survival."
So Nightingale said excitedly: "Then we can teach hunting, or serve as bodyguards for some disciples with relatively low levels of cultivation!"
You Jia rejoiced in the misfortune and said: "I tell you with a heavy heart, there are so many demon cultivators in this industry that they can kill people by shouting on the mountain. The price is naturally low."
Nightingale: "..."
Nightingale was extremely distressed: "How can it be so difficult to support a family and develop a side business!"
Yang Jinyin said boredly, "If making money was so easy, there would not be so many poor people."
Nightingale cried out loudly.
Wu Zhan comforted: "Besides, you are not poor. Compared with those Kun Piao who have no household registration, you are already envied by demons."
The green witch on the side heard this, and finally said leisurely: "Why do you have to be so tangled, why don't you come and be my assistant. Two million a year, how?"
Nightingale almost drooled, and the black snake involuntarily turned himself into a snake stick, and Lou Duxing even felt a little moved.
Nightingale sucked in a saliva, and starlight almost fell from her small eyes: "What are you doing?"
Mrs. Guan glanced at her: "Do you want to dismantle again?"
"Tear it down! As long as she can fight it back." Nightingale seemed to have tied the headband on her head in an instant, which said that people are fortune and birds are eaten for food. "Is it dangerous? If there is no danger to life, I will do it!"
"This is a high-risk occupation, so it pays well." Mrs. Guan said the truth.
Nightingale hesitated for a moment: "For example?"
The green witch smiled and said, "For example, I will open up a new eight meridians for you, and block the previous ones."
Nightingale trembled!
The blue witch continued: "Or study whether it is possible to install a lightning rod in the body, and let you go through a calamity to test whether it is useful."
Nightingale took a step back silently: "I think that the assistant you understand is a little bit different."
The green witch snorted softly: "Then you can help me deceive me and come back to dismantle it. After dismantling and sending it back, the mission is complete."
"Cheat? Those who want to enter the mountain residence!" Nightingale fluttered her wings, "Those poor ghosts are waiting for us to violate the rules!"
The green witch said speechlessly: "If it doesn't work, it's okay to be responsible for getting some snake meat to eat..."
Nightingale finally regained a little composure: "In terms of snake meat... we can supply you with snake meat for a long time. Brother!!! Will the nephew be reborn?" .)
The blue witch shook her head: "Or something unusual."
Nightingale: "Which one?"
The green witch smiled shyly: "A generation of blood? Like dragon and snake..."
Nightingale: "That's too demanding..."
The green devil goddess said naturally: "What do I want you to do without restrictions?"
Saying that, Yimeng Qingnu reached out and touched Mrs. Guan's face: "If my little bamboo has seen the world, he won't be taken away by a handful of rice~"
Wu Zhan smiled and said, "Are you talking about the headmaster?"
"Don't be so direct, what should I do if I get a title." The young girl snorted coldly, "Just understand."
Wu Zhan shook his head: "How much resentment do you have for the little goblin?"
"Don't talk about this," the young girl changed the subject, "Nightingale, come on, my assistant's salary can still increase."
Nightingale shook her head: "Forget it, I believe that salary and danger are linked."
"Then do you want to try the benefits of stuffed animals in summer, let the subcutaneous fat and fur turn into cool crystals, you can gather spirits, Benfeng's new method, 20% off, also helps practice, the side effect is that it will make contact The person who arrives will be frozen." The green witch smiled, "If you are, the first one can be 50% off."
Nightingale: "No thanks, I love my feathers. Will it change back after summer?"
"Okay," the blue witch said to herself, "We have winter benefits, 10% off."
Nightingale: "Forget it, if it's too hot, I can sleep next to my brother. It feels very dangerous."
"I want Xiong to try it at 30% off." The green witch's eyes fell on Wu Zhan, "Oh, I forgot to mention that crystals will always gather spirits, and those who have been in contact with the same person for too long will be deficient."
"No need, it's the most basic thing for a cultivator to regulate body temperature." Brother Yang said coldly with his eyes like electricity.
"Really, I seem to have heard that something was blown up in Danfeng recently. The power is stronger than that of the smog. The whole Kun-Lai is very hot, and the automatic adjustment has not been able to adjust it."
"God, didn't Shoushanju survive?" Wu Zhan was stunned.
"Danfeng Medical Peak is not afraid of fines." The young girl said proudly, "It's okay, they started a new era after the bombing, and they turned around and earned it back."
"Qiao Qiao heard that he is considering entering the mountain residence, you should be more restrained, he is a fairy." Brother Yang warned.
"Speaking of this, I'm going to be angry!" The young girl said coldly, "Why is Jianfeng the first person to be an immortal, and I want to poach him with a high salary!"
"The Youth Summit was split by An Xian!" Senior Brother Yang said with a headache.
"Split?" The young girl said proudly, "Let her come! Emma, I want to post a battle post."
"No!" Mrs. Guan stopped him decisively, "Qiao Qiao is a money loser. He must be in Qingfeng and his heart is in Jianfeng, and then he will subsidize Jianfeng wholeheartedly. Who shall we go to?"
"I'm going to dig him to Taiyi Peak." Yimeng Qingnv may have been drinking too little, so she pointed at Yang Jinyin a little aggrievedly, "That little guy is now playing with bears, originally the first disciple Renxian belonged to him, I can't let the Rune faction headed by Kun-Lai go on like this!"
Everyone couldn't help laughing and asked, "Bear, do you agree?"
Wu Zhan waved his hands repeatedly, soothing the teenager behind him: "Forget it, young girl, take some anti-menopausal medicine. This is good for everyone."
The people around laughed suddenly.
"Okay!" Mrs. Guan comforted the young girl, "Our peak was hurt back then, and soon there will be someone immortal!"
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After the show, Yang Jinyin was still displeased: "Azhan, how dare he say I'm young!"
"Actually, I think what he said makes sense." Wu Zhan looked at him calmly and said sincerely, "So, go to the study tonight and sleep."
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