"Brother doesn't hurt me anymore." Ye Ling sat on the ground and said with certainty, "I'm so stupid. I thought Master was just Master, but I forgot that Master is a vixen."
Qin Yi crossed his hips angrily and looked at Ye Ling's nagging look, and said after a long time, "You're right until you mention the word stupid."
"In other words, it's right that my brother doesn't hurt me in the first half of the sentence." Ye Ling was extremely sad: "I'm so stupid..."
"I said what the hell are you thinking, how can you tell that your brother doesn't love you anymore?"
"As soon as the master left the customs, my brother saw two kinds of masters in a row. He didn't play with me when he came back, and told me to go to the ley lines."
Qin Yi reluctantly sat opposite her: "this baby has never been so bear before... Forget it, what do you want me to play with you?"
Qin Yi completely regarded Ye Ling as a stupid and cute baby, and did not notice the flash of joy in the eyes of the girl who looked sad on the surface.
This guy has also learned to pretend... Women are born actors, so is bean sprouts.
Ye Ling also knew that she was a bear, and knew that it was very important for her brother to go to the earth to practice... But he was always reluctant, and he hadn't seen each other for a long time. After meeting, he always came and went in a hurry. Before, he was running around to save his life and had nothing to say. What are you doing in such a hurry...
"A bear is a bear. For things like seclusion and cultivation, it is calculated on a monthly basis. What's wrong with spending an extra day with me?" Ye Ling said confidently.
Qin Yi thought about it, but Taoist practice itself is not the kind of practice that races against time and time to practice on the road. Originally, it pays attention to the appropriateness of movement and stillness, doing nothing, and should not be forced. He played the qin, chess, calligraphy and painting school, that is, to cultivate the state of mind that returned to nature. Now that he is in a tumultuous mood due to the matter of men and women, why should he rush to start practicing
It's better to play with Ye Ling here, it will also calm down.
Thinking of this, he calmed down and asked, "What do you want brother to play with you?"
Ye Ling was overjoyed: "Everything is good here in Yaocheng, but there are not as many tricks as humans. My brother used to tell stories about monkeys. Now that he has been practicing in the Qin, Qi, Calligraphy and Painting School for so long, there must be more stories, right?"
"Telling a story..." Qin Yi didn't think much about it, and immediately thought of "The Legend of the White Snake", with the background of a fairy and a snake, the main body of the story is not too long, so it would be more appropriate to tell it to Xiao Snake.
"Once upon a time there was a mountain called Qingcheng Mountain, and there was a snake on the mountain..."
But as soon as he got up and talked about the shepherd boy's rescue, Qin Yi suddenly realized that this was not easy to talk about.
The story of a snake demon marrying a human, Ye Ling is a snake demon, and she is a human. Does this imply something? Very inappropriate.
Ye Ling was listening to the story with joy, recalling the memories of getting along with her brother at the beginning, but it stopped abruptly when she started, Ye Ling asked curiously, "What about next?"
Qin Yi wiped his sweat: "No more below..."
The bar at the door said: "There is no eunuch below."
The stone next to him said: "There is no eunuch below."
"Hey, down below..."
Qin Yi was furious: "It's like you have it! Aren't you all asexual monsters!"
Sand Sculpture said: "You interrupted the repetition like this and insulted everyone's efforts?"
Gang Jing said: "Because we have no sex, it's normal to not have it. You are a man, and if you don't have it, you are an eunuch."
Stone said again: "It is because of..."
Qin Yi directly pinched a silent magic formula and silenced everyone.
The world is quiet.
It's a pity that his silence technique is completely ineffective for Tangtang Ningdan Snake, Ye Ling finally exploded: "I don't have such an appetite as you! Woah, my brother doesn't hurt..."
"Stop stop stop!" Qin Yi pinched his head with a headache: "Everyone can't stop talking and can't stop management, is it so true?"
He also said that Ye Ling can let go of his mood here without thinking about anything, and he also said that he would calm down his mood, but the result was even worse.
"Let's talk about it first, this story was not written by my brother, but by a senior of the Qin, Qi, Calligraphy and Painting Sect. My brother is just retrieving it, retell it!"
"I know." Ye Ling immediately sat down obediently.
Who doesn't know that your stories all come from "Wandering Taoist". "Unknown senior"? Listen to this excuse.
Qin Yi had to start telling stories.
At this level of practice, the memory is getting better and better. Almost all the details of the forgotten stories can be recalled. The entire series of The Legend of the Condor Heroes has been revised. The Legend of the White Snake is not difficult. touching.
A group of guards in the East Palace who are in silence, look at me, I look at you, there are a lot of things to say about the theme expressed in the story, but they can't say it, and they are suffocating.
Ye Ling had a terrifying sense of substitution for the snake demon heroine. She was much more attracted to her than the monkey at the beginning, and she quickly became fascinated by it. To Qin Yi's relief, she didn't seem to associate Xu Xian with his Qin Yi, because the two were too different.
"Is this Xu Xian a man?" Ye Ling exploded with anger when she heard certain plots: "Is there something under him?"
"Children, don't say such rude words." Qin Yi said slowly: "So there are some scenes in the world that let women play him..."
"It's so strange." Ye Ling held her cheek: "How could a snake like this kind of man, that's not right."
"Emotions don't make sense." Qin Yi breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the thing he was most worried about didn't happen.
"How can it be unreasonable? I am also a snake and she is also a snake. Shouldn't we like the same thing? Just like the little flower snake outside the city, I and its favorite food are the same... "
"Eh?"
"Brother is a mess!" Ye Ling said with certainty, "Brother doesn't understand snakes at all!"
Qin Yi straightened his eyes, what would you do when you meet such a big logician
Ye Ling suddenly hesitated, and it took a long time before she said, "Did my brother do it on purpose, tell me with this story, I can't find a man like Xu Xian, I want to find a brother like..."
"Eh?" Isn't this script wrong, isn't the little girl moved to tears when she heard this story? How did you develop this reading comprehension yourself
"When did I say I was looking for someone like me! Besides, there are not only two kinds of men. Why are you looking for me if you don't look for Xu Xian?"
"Because if it were my elder brother, I would definitely knock the monk's bald head off with a stick, then nothing would happen." Ye Ling felt a little embarrassed, and her voice became softer: "I should have asked for someone like this... who will protect me. before."
Qin Yi was angry: "If the author didn't say anything, don't just read it and understand it!"
"Brother, wait a minute..." Ye Ling shrugged and ran to the back hall.
Qin Yi felt a bad feeling in his heart, and quietly followed to take a look.
I saw Ye Ling carrying a bucket of milk from nowhere, and then changed back to the shape of a snake. "Plop" jumped into the poke and floated motionless.
"What the hell are you doing?"
The little snake popped its head out of the milk and said coyly: "Brother means, it seems that he likes white snakes... I'm a bit dark..."
Are you just a little dark? No, Qin Yi strode in angrily and scooped up the stupid snake: "Why didn't you learn to be virtuous and virtuous from Bai Suzhen, and then you learned to bleach?"
Ye Ling said seriously: "I'm very virtuous and virtuous. Apart from not being white enough, what my brother said is clearly me."
Qin Yi was shocked: "Do you really think so?"
Ye Ling hesitated a little: "Maybe, maybe I'm a little naughty, with Xiaoqing."
Qin Yi was so angry that he grabbed her and left: "Emotions, you still play two roles, right! Do you want to say that you also have Xiaoqing's arrogance and cuteness?"
"Yeah yeah!"
A fringed voice emerged from the sea of knowledge: "Compared to someone who claimed to be a man just now, I think this demeanor, who has no self-knowledge at all, is very familiar. No wonder you are brothers and sisters, right?"
Qin Yi hooked his foot and "thumped" on the carpet. The little snake in his hand fell out and lay down beside him.
The siblings are completely in sync.
"Brother, do you want to learn my cultivation posture? I'll teach you, it's like this...Shrink your shoulders a little, pull your hands back, and look a little bit salty, don't grit your teeth like that, it's not good for your practice..."