Seeking the Dao in the Seemingly Mundane Mortal World

Chapter 5: Enter the courtyard

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Qin Yi didn't sleep, he was still dispensing medicine. Tassel claims to have many medicines to borrow from Yuehua, forcing him to stay all night.

"Red firefly grass, only take one inch from the tip; cold mat flower, only take the center of the stamen. Add three drops of golden toad pus, mix with the dew of the moonlight, and pound it repeatedly... Qin Yi, your uncle, don't use me to pound medicine! "

"It's good that I didn't feed you toad excrement! What the hell is the golden toad pus, it's not a body quenching liquid but a tickle powder, right?"

"What do you know, this is called the monarch, ministers and envoys, reconciling yin and yang..."

"Don't come to this set. The stone skin lotion that I taught me to prepare last time, what ghost rock powder was added, it made me itchy for three days and three nights, and the last time..."

Tassel interrupted confidently: "If you want to strengthen your body and skin, you have to endure the unbearable. Do you think martial arts is to eat and sleep?"

"I believe in your evil!" Qin Yi angrily dripped three drops of pus, picked up his mace and hammered it into the stone mortar, and automatically made up his mind and smashed a person's head into it, his legs resting on the stone mortar. The scene of kicking and kicking outside is a consolation.

"Qin Yi, your uncle!"

"Shut up, Stupid!"

It has been a while since he studied pharmacology and alchemy. As his knowledge of pharmacology gradually deepened, Qin Yi began to suspect that some things are not necessary at all, but this dead stick deliberately made him add some additives that are deceptive but have little consequence. Take revenge on yourself for sabotaging it. Including the so-called borrowing Yuehua, it doesn't sound very reliable, I don't know if even this is fake.

But after all, the intern has no confidence to overthrow the mentor's guidance, and can only choose to listen to the tassel's prescription, and be pitted day after day.

Qin Yi is currently practicing bodybuilding medicine.

Although he did not learn any cultivation methods, he was learning martial arts.

The source of martial arts is not taught by Tassel, but brought by the original owner of the body, and there are secrets on him. It just seems to be out of the way, and the practice is not very good. But tassel can know a lot of high-end methods, even stick methods...

The original owner of this body is like martial arts, but blood can open up the strange space of tassel. Qin Yi also knows that there must be something strange here. I am afraid that even the villagers are not as simple as they seem to know. Tassel should know something, but unfortunately no matter how much you ask Tassel, the response he gets is all about him.

There are a bunch of secrets hidden, and only a ghost can be trusted with this stinky stick.

"Repeatedly pound ninety-nine to eighty-one times to make the medicinal liquid uniform and light red paste, and then open the furnace?"

"Hmm... refining, refining a head... hmm..." The mace went in and out in the stone mortar, and said hard: "At most, the medicine embryo should be refined first, and you still need to use the purple lotus root as the main medicine!"

Qin Yi was taken aback: "Purple Lotus Root..."

"Do you think this broken mountain has any medicinal materials? Even the county town has nothing to say. It's time to go out, kid, go to a big place, go to the land of fairy spirits. What is the future in this broken place? Are you dreaming of alchemy?"

Qin Yi stopped pounding the medicine, pursed his lips, and was a little lost. After a long time, he said: "After solving the mountain problem, let's talk about it."

He didn't say anything, just took a bucket of water, sprinkled the stone skin water that he had prepared before, and mixed it into a body forging liquid. Then the whole person stripped naked, and cooperated with Yuehua in the yard to slowly soak into the water.

Not long after soaking in, the medicinal power had not had time to dissipate, the courtyard door was kicked open with a "bang", Li Qingjun carried a gun in one hand and a hare in the other, kicked the door: "Liar..."

Before he finished speaking, a water sac suddenly cracked on the door frame above his head, and a strange milky white liquid poured down his face. Li Qingjun subconsciously wanted to rush forward to avoid it, but how could he escape when he fell into the water at a distance of less than one foot? He smeared his head and face firmly, and was soaked all over.

This is not over yet, as she subconsciously rushed forward, she stepped on something, and a vine directly wrapped her ankle tightly. Li Qingjun violently tried to crack the vines, but found that there was something wrong with the water she was drenched in. She was so sore that she couldn't lift her strength, and the vines did not know what special production had been done, and her weakened True Qi could not stop shaking.

With a "swoosh", the vines pulled up, accompanied by a scream, before Li Qingjun could take another self-rescue measure, he was hanged upside down, hung on the door frame, and swayed.

At the same time as she was hanged upside down, two vines came through from the left and right, wrapping her hands tightly.

"Qin..." Li Qingjun gritted his teeth, and just opened his mouth, the liquid that was stuck on his chin poured back into his mouth, leaving a "uuuu" sound.

His eyes were also messed up, and when he looked upside down, he could vaguely see that Qin Yi seemed to be shrinking in the bucket, staring at her dumbfounded.

From when she broke into the door to when she was hanged upside down, Qin Yi didn't have time to react, and a girl was hanged upside down at the door...

Yes, clearly a girl. After being soaked through, the figure has obviously been slender, especially the exquisite waist can never be the body of a man.

Her tresses were already loose, and her long hair was hanging down. Although it was stained with a strange white liquid, her hair was still like a waterfall. Her face was flushed with anger, her silver teeth were clenched, her eyes were spitting fire, and she was very angry. The image of the unyielding heroine...

"Why are you looking at me like a virgin?" Qin Yi hugged his shoulders and shrank in the bucket: "I'm taking a shower in my own home. Would you break in to see me?"

Li Qingjun glared upside down, gritted his teeth and said nothing.

Fifteen years since she was born, she has never been so embarrassed, and she is afraid that she will cry when she speaks.

Qin Yi didn't speak anymore, the situation is a bit awkward now... Li Qingjun's upside down is facing the yard, facing his bathtub. It's not when he gets up, and it's not when he doesn't get up.

The two stared at each other for a long time, before Li Qingjun finally gnashed his teeth: "Let go of me!"

Qin Yi had no choice but to say, "You close your eyes first."

Li Qingjun was vigilant: "What do you want to do!"

"..." Qin Yi slowly lifted the mace leaning against the bucket: "See the stick?"

Li Qingjun: "?"

Qin Yi said slowly: "I still have one, do you want to see it? The little girl's family, please respect yourself?"

Li Qingjun was embarrassed and angry. She didn't cry when she was hung up. She really cried this time.

A fringed laughter came from Qin Yi's sea of knowledge: "This girl is funny."

Qin Yi ignored it, he didn't know how to communicate with souls.

There was a rush of water, and after a while, footsteps came, and it seemed that someone was standing in front of him. Li Qingjun closed his eyes tightly, and after waiting for a long time, he didn't see Qin Yi letting go, and the scene where his eyes were scrutinizing himself was really shuddering. She couldn't help but panic for a while: "You, don't mess around, my brother is coming, he will kill you!"

Qin Yi tilted his head and admired the embarrassed appearance of the beauty hanging upside down and covered in mucus for a while. The wet body showed a slender waist, and the tightly gripped gun body highlighted the panic in the little girl's heart.

Too bad you don't seem to have breasts

He laughed dumbly: "Don't worry, I don't have any interest in a flat girl who can pretend to be a man without wrapping her breasts."

Li Qingjun suddenly opened his eyes and stared angrily.

When he opened his eyes, he found that Qin Yi was well-dressed and was two feet away from her, so he calmed down a little, and said angrily, "Let me down!"

Qin Yi suddenly shot and clicked on Li Qingjun's acupuncture point.

Li Qingjun was shocked: "You!"

However, Qin Yi slowly began to unravel the vines: "If you don't add some means, if you give me a hole, I can't stand it. Don't blame me."

Li Qingjun took back what he wanted to say, and asked coldly: "You have added soft muscle powder to this water, do you still need to point acupuncture points to cut the pulse?"

"There's no harm in being careful." Qin Yi stretched out his hand and pushed her on the shoulder, and dragged the other hand on her ankle. Without any excessive movement of hugging her, he easily turned her body upright.

Li Qingjun was ready to be taken advantage of, but Qin Yi's performance surprised her. A person who seems to be eloquent is actually quite polite? The full of shame and anger was restrained by such a move.

As soon as she landed, the vines wrapped around her left and right disappeared in a "swish", and the scene was a bit dreamy. Li Qingjun watched silently, rubbed his wrist, and said nothing.

At least this person is definitely not an ordinary villager. Ordinary villagers will not set traps at their doorsteps, nor can they set up such traps that incorporate some kind of formation.

Qin Yi casually pulled a chair for her, and said leisurely, "The girl didn't break into my yard just to see Bang Bang, can the girl tell me why?"

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Everyone is so powerful. The book was published on Friday the day before yesterday, and it was ranked second in Xianxia's new book yesterday. Tomorrow, the new week will be on the list, and strive to protect the second and compete for the first.

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