Seeking the Dao in the Seemingly Mundane Mortal World

Chapter 817: You are really a scumbag

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She didn't need to wait for Qin Yi to let her down. When Ye Ling knew that her brother didn't feel the rope at all, she "slid" out of the hemp cocoon by herself.

What is the difference between binding a snake with a rope and not binding it...

Without waiting for Qin Yi to speak, Ye Ling threw herself on his back and hugged him, with a pitiful tone: "I've been tied up for three days, I'm numb, my feet can't walk, my brother is carrying me..."

Although Qin Yi spoiled her, he was not stupid. You are a demon emperor, and you say that you have been hanged for three days and your feet will be numb... It is estimated that it is a drizzle to hang for three years, okay

But in the end, I couldn't refuse, so I had to pretend to be fooled by her and walk behind her back: "Your guards have no sense of loyalty. They won't come to accompany you when you are hung."

Ye Ling happily crouched on his back and hugged his neck: "I wish I had my brother to accompany me."

"My brother is practicing, and it's not easy to get distracted before a stage is over. What if you wake up and you've been hanged for three years?"

"Three years is three years. I can see my brother in my position."

Qin Yi's footsteps paused, but he couldn't answer for a while, so he walked forward.

Ye Ling was a little troubled.

I found it in the Nanhai cave before, lying on my brother's back, as if my brother didn't feel much. Unlike Master, once he hugged his brother in this position, his eyes lit up with a "ding".

That's the difference.

The feeling on my brother's back is completely different. Ye Ling can also imagine what it feels like to carry a board on his back, but he doesn't feel it.

But I'm not completely a board, I'm still a bit... It takes a twist to make people feel it, right

So Ye Ling began to twist and twist.

Qin Yi's footsteps began to falter, and his old face slowly turned red.

From the very beginning, it wasn't that I didn't feel it at all... Even if there was nothing so obvious, she was still a soft and fragrant girl! Qiangzi told himself that this was his younger sister, and forced himself to recall the childishness of her early years when she stretched out her bare feet to catch cloth mice, and only managed to shake off the emotions that she should not have.

What do you mean by messing around, do you really think your brother is not a man

This time, when we met in the South China Sea, Qin Yi found that Ye Ling had a strange scent on his body. This scent was very special, and he had never smelled it anywhere else... It was sweet, and it made the mouth dry. The temptation of Cheng Cheng's scent is not the same as that of Cheng Cheng's. It's like... a deadly poison, but it exudes a seductive fragrance on the outside.

Qin Yi didn't know whether this was snake venom or ambergris, but he was sure that there must be an aphrodisiac effect in it.

The more she twists and turns like this, the stronger the meaning, from touch to smell, fully encroaching on his five senses.

If it hadn't reached the strength of Qianyuan now, and if it was a little weaker, such as Huiyang, it might have been planted here.

The way back to her east palace was only a few paths in the palace, and Ye Ling didn't even think about finding some other angle to tempt her brother, and she had already arrived at the station. However, Qin Yi felt as though he had traveled thousands of miles, and when he put Ye Ling down, he could almost feel a little cold sweat on his back.

People don't stand up straight, and they are slightly bowed. Fortunately, it is not obvious, and generally can't be seen...

Then I heard Ye Ling screaming as if she had discovered the New World: "Oh, brother, what are you doing with your hunched over? Do you feel sick to your stomach?"

Qin Yi choked a mouthful of old blood and said expressionlessly: "It's nothing, I was a little nervous when I practiced the exercises, but I'll be fine soon."

Ye Ling immediately came over: "Then let me rub it for you..."

Qin Yi: "..."

A muttering voice came from the side: "What kind of kung fu will make you bend over?"

"I don't know, of course it's Iron Crotch."

"No, no, haven't you seen the mussel female shrimp essence that was rescued a few days ago? Those shrimps are like this."

"Hey, it turns out that Mr. Qin is a shrimp essence."

"Are you stupid? He is just a habitual bully. Mr. Qin is obviously a human!"

"Who said it must be human? Didn't you hear that the king sometimes scolds him 'you dead peach blossom essence'?"

"Then is he peach blossom essence or shrimp essence?"

"Shrimp essence covered with peach blossom skin or human skin. Pippi shrimp for short."

"Then if he has a baby with the young master, is it a crayfish?"

Qin Yi couldn't listen anymore, rubbed his fists and rushed up: "Do you guys deserve a beating?"

"Hey, Pippi Shrimp hit someone."

"Cuckoo..."

Donggong chickens jumped, and a group of monsters ran out.

Qin Yi rubbed his head and was angry and funny. He turned his head and met Ye Ling's bright red face. His eyes were a bit dodgy. The name of the crayfish is well thought out...

Qin Yi couldn't help but ask: "You are very strange today, what are you doing with the hemp rope tied into a cocoon?"

"That..." Ye Ling rolled her eyes for a few times, and smiled apologetically: "Brother, let's go and see the little clam, shall we? I don't know if she is cured, I'm worried..."

An An's bedroom is on this side, Qin Yi said curiously, "When did you have such a good relationship with her?"

"The friendship in the South China Sea..." Ye Ling said with an apologetic smile: "Brother go first, I'll rectify the nonsense and come here!"

Your personal guard has nothing to rectify, even if the saint comes. Qin Yi complained in his heart, but didn't say anything. Anyway, at first glance, he knew that there was something tricky about this guy and An'an. .

As soon as he went out, Ye Ling followed quietly behind him.

She thought she was very good at concealment, Qin Yi didn't need to crack it, she could guess with her brain that this guy was stealing. As if he didn't know, he pushed open the door of An An's sleeping hall as if nothing had happened.

At the first sight of entering the door, Qin Yi was stupid again.

An An faced a mirror and squirmed hard on the carpet. She seemed to want to turn over and get up, but she was a little clumsy because she couldn't turn over directly, and she couldn't turn over with the clam shell on her back. So I can only push up on the floor, kneel first, then stand up straight...

Qin Yi just watched her flip and flip, but she didn't flip it successfully, then she held up her hands as if she was about to cry, and slowly knelt up...

Then he looked up and met Qin Yi's eyes.

An An was also stupid, and her mind was instantly empty.

The air was stagnant for a moment, Qin Yi coughed twice: "What are you doing?"

"I, I..." An An was anxious and wise: "I accidentally fell, sir, come and help me..."

You are a Qianyuan, accidentally, fell down!

Why are you kidding me

An An was about to cry. She just took advantage of her husband's absence to try how to crawl to look better, but she was stupid no matter how she looked in the mirror, not at all like "my brother's favorite" described by Ye Ling. I was clumsy trying to get up, and I was seen by Mr. before I got up...

Qin Yi didn't step forward to help him, but suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed it.

With a scream of "Oops", Ye Ling Void was caught out, and she very skillfully carried her by the back collar and placed it in front of An An: "I think it is more realistic for the two of you to support each other."

Ye Ling An'an looked at each other with blushing faces, and made a mouth shape at the same time: "You, pit, me?"

Then he explained at the same time: "You didn't do that. I taught you!"

Soon Ye Ling took off her shoes and crawled all over the floor: "That's it, look at how fast I am!"

An An hesitated for a while, and took a rope to tie herself into a beautiful shape to show Ye Ling. But no matter how you tied it, it didn't feel like that, and in the end, the rope was so tangled that it couldn't be unraveled, and An An cried.

Qin Yi withdrew expressionlessly and closed the door temporarily.

Not far from the door stood a sand sculpture, looking at the sky. Qin Yi sighed, walked over and stood side by side with it, looking up together, not knowing what he was looking at.

The sand sculpture felt a little familiar to this scene, and couldn't help but ask, "Are you a shrimp or a sand sculpture?"

Qin Yi spread his brown wings silently.

The sand sculpture was quite happy: "So you are really a sand sculpture."

Qin Yi didn't answer, and the two sand sculptures watched the sky silently.