Seeking the Dao in the Seemingly Mundane Mortal World

Chapter 832: Go away stinky man

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Qin Yi was so sick that he was about to explode.

This kind of soul entanglement is much more sensitive than the flesh, who can resist being hugged like this!

Having clothes or not is inherently false. For Li Wuxian, in the dream, except for the real soul, everything else is fantasy, and the clothes are also fantasy, so it makes no difference whether she wears it or not. For Qin Yi, it's the same. He is a soul in a dream, how can he wear physical clothes, and his clothes are also hallucinations.

So this kind of hug is the most direct entanglement of souls, and everyone actually touches directly without any barriers.

Qin Yi suddenly thought, what is it when he and Bang Bang are fighting with two balls? Emmmm... At least the performance is a fight, and it's still two balls, so I won't think about it, but how does this count now

Not only in human form, but also naked! Still twisting desperately, pouting and trying to kiss.

Qin Yi was really about to cry: "You are a solemn and majestic emperor in your daily life, don't be like this, say something if you have something to say!"

Li Wuxian smiled and said, "What's the majesty to the master?"

Qin Yi said angrily, "Then can it be possible to face the master without dressing up like this?"

"It's alright, Master wrote the Jade Girl Heart Sutra to practice, that is, the master and the apprentice don't wear it... Not only the master and the apprentice, but also the aunt, hee hee."

"...I thought you were watching the classics of running a country, but you are reading this?"

"This is Master's masterpiece, of course you have to watch it!"

"That's someone else's masterpiece... No, you hooked me up because of this book?"

"Without this book, everyone would say that master and apprentice are wrong... Because of this book, Wu Xian knew that it was all right. It's just that Master's mind is open and unrestricted... I heard that this is how I got started with the master of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Isn't it Ju Yunxiu?"

"I'm wrong, can't I..." Qin Yi realized that the root of it was in himself, and the people who made the mistake were always making it.

He knew that it was pointless to go back to the source. Wuxian really didn't like anyone because of a book. At most, it just made her feel that what she wanted to do could actually be done.

All he could do was to persuade him to stop the hugging and kissing situation first, and then say something nice: "If I remember correctly, cultivating the Heart Sutra of the Jade Girl is also separated by flowers, it's not like that!"

"If it were in reality, I would reluctantly and deliberately separate the flowers. What does this have to do with dreaming?" Li Wuxian was very curious: "Hey, this dream is a bit strange. Master will actually discuss the details of the original with me."

Do your sister's dream! Qin Yi was so angry that he vomited blood.

But she also knew in her heart that if it were a reality, Li Wuxian would never have acted like this directly. She still talked a little bit of the emperor's face, and at the same time, she was afraid that he and Qingjun would not accept it when they were angry. It's just because I feel like I'm dreaming that it doesn't matter.

There is another key here, not only can't expose the truth at this moment, even if she leaves, she wakes up from a dream, and she must not tell her that it is not a dream afterwards, otherwise the little apprentice will be ashamed and angry.

Qin Yi's face froze, and he said carefully, "Isn't the dream of such a smart conversation a bad idea?"

"Very good." Li Wuxian was very happy, and pouted again: "It's just that the stinky master pretends not to kiss even in his dreams, which is irritating."

"This dream is real." Qin Yi can only cooperate with her understanding of this dream: "If you want to do what you want, is that still Master? False fantasies have no meaning at all, right? We have no immortals. Even if a dignified person is dreaming, he has to do difficult challenges."

"That's right." Li Wuxian became happy again: "The master who can pretend is the master."

Qin Yi: "..."

Have you misunderstood Master

Li Wuxian pondered again: "So this dream is my pre-rehearsal battle against master? Well, master likes aunt, aunt is average, so master likes mediocre. It just so happens that mine is not big, master, if you touch it, do you feel the same? ?"

Qin Yi: "..."

You seem to have misunderstood Master's preferences...

No, this is not a rehearsal battle, what are you thinking! Qin Yi knocked her angrily and shuddered: "When you see Master, don't you have anything else to say? What are you thinking about all day long!"

"Oh, it turns out that Master wants to make friends!" Li Wuxian smiled and said: "But what's the use of making friends in a dream, the real master can't hear my heart, it's better to let me feel good."

Li Wuxian took Qin Yi's hand and went to measure the size somewhere on his body, Qin Yi shrank his hands desperately, so angry that he was almost smoking.

What the hell did Lao Tzu do in his dreams!

Huh... The purpose of dreaming is to find the consciousness of the Heavenly Emperor, right

How to find it

According to Bang Bang, if you win the house, it will definitely arouse the resistance of the other party, then you will find it.

In other words, that consciousness must be there to perceive what is happening. You don't have to use such an extreme strategy as a house grab, you just need to stimulate the opponent's resistance.

So... it seems... this thing might really make her resist.

Tiandi is not Wuxian. Wuxian's emotional memory is different from Tiandi's. Wuxian likes master. Tiandi doesn't care who Qin Yi is? She just treats it like a stranger. But this soul is also hers. Will she be willing to let herself be entangled with the soul of a strange man and do shameful things

Think about it and know that it is impossible!

This is indeed a feasible plan... but... that's my apprentice...

Forget it, help matters. Sister-in-law is drowned, uncle can help, what else is there to worry about

The hand that Qin Yi was struggling not to touch suddenly lost the strength.

Li Wuxian put Master's hand on the measuring place smoothly and winked like silk: "Master is really pretending, in fact, I wanted to touch it for a long time, right?"

To be honest, this kind of touch is meaningless. The reason why people love to touch them is that they experience physical sensations. The spiritual body has no flesh, and it makes no difference to where they touch. At most, it can distinguish the size of...

It is indeed a little bigger than Qingjun... Qin Yi sniffed, and silently mourned for Qingjun for a moment, even his own niece couldn't compare, it was too miserable.

But for Li Wuxian, it felt different.

Although it is actually a soul touch, it is the same everywhere, but the psychology is different. This is the most embarrassing place to encounter! Along with the shyness and wickedness, this soul touch suddenly has a sense of stimulation of spiritual communication, like the beginning of double cultivation, which makes people's souls start to tremble.

Seeing Li Wuxian's trembling and confused look, Qin Yi gritted his teeth and kept his mouth shut. He lowered his head and kissed it, thinking in his heart: This is to force out the Emperor of Heaven, this is to force out the Emperor of Heaven, not to wipe oil, not to wipe oil …

Li Wuxian, who was in his arms, trembled, and his soul exploded.

If the touch is just ordinary, then the soul kiss is really a spiritual friendship, and it is indeed a matter of double cultivation!

Even if it is "dreaming", it is not something that a yellow flower girl can bear.

The tassel An An Yushang outside was stunned to see Li Wuxian sleeping on the bed, her cheeks getting hot, her body twisting unnaturally, and she was talking in her sleep: "Well... Master, don't..."

The three were dumbfounded, Qin, Qin Yi, what are you doing!

Even when they looked at it, they felt that their morality had collapsed, and a certain subconscious deep in Li Wuxian's consciousness exploded directly.

Li Wuxian, who was in a state of confusion, suddenly felt a kind of anger welling up in his heart, and he was contradictory and disgusting. He subconsciously pushed Qin Yi away: "Go away! Smelly man!"

Qin Yi was not surprised but happy, and rushed over again: "I found you, woman!"

Li Wuxian was wondering what happened to his undeserved reaction just now. Qin Yi in front of him was like a hungry tiger rushing towards food, and he forced her to the edge of the bathtub.

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PS: It's late today, it's dealing with a report group incident, and there are no more updates. Let's do it tomorrow. To be honest, I can’t think about opening a group for the next book. It was originally a place for book friends to gather, but instead conflicts always arise. It's the same sentence, because the group has been reported and bombed many times, so the management is strict, and the review of the group is also strict. If you can't stand it, don't join the group, so as not to cause conflicts. Anyway, the group doesn't have any extra content, and if you want to chat, it's quite fragrant to post a chapter.