When it comes to this matter alone, Ling Xu is really jumping upside down.
Originally, Lingxu also felt that Li Wuxian could live for hundreds or thousands of years without talking about the future. Those mortals don't understand, so please remind me? The old priest was calm.
But this time he panicked.
Lingxu is a very traditional Taoist priest. He has basic skills in terms of qi, fortune-telling, and alchemy. When Li Wuxian fell ill, he tried to figure out what to do, but he was dripping with cold sweat and found that he could not count the existence of His Majesty in the future. !
It seems that it is not the same as death, but this is equivalent to death... Lingxu is a secular state teacher, not a born practitioner. Everything in his Qianlong Temple is based on the powerful Great Li. If Li Wuxian is gone, this Great Li will be fleeting. Falling apart, he still plays a ball
Even if this disease can be cured, Lingxu has also extended to some other things, such as whether it will be assassinated or not... It seems that those ministers can see clearly, no matter how long you can live, leaving a seed is always reassuring of.
Therefore, as His Majesty licking dogs, he wore a pair of trousers with the courtiers this time, and he had to try to make His Majesty stay for a while.
However, Lingxu is different from others in that others bravely risked His Majesty's anger to persuade for the sake of the country's big plans, but he knew that this time, he might not necessarily offend His Majesty... Yesterday, someone fell from the sky, Lingxu knew .
Maybe he was forced to be forced, and who is still in his arms, hee hee.
The old Taoist said comfortably to the disciple beside him: "Go and bring the compass that measures the skill. It will be announced to the palace for a while for the teacher. That thing is useful."
The disciple was puzzled: "That kind of compass isn't practical at all. Who can't sense the strength or weakness of a little practice? We can't sense it if it's well hidden, and the compass won't sense it either. I just tested two people who looked at the same thing to the end. Whoever cultivates a little higher."
"Nonsense, otherwise why would you throw it in the warehouse and eat ashes? If you want to get it, go get it." Lingxu glared at him: "Let's not say, mortals know what the compass is for? After teaching you for so long, you will know how to practice. , how to mix in mortal society, watch carefully, study hard!"
Before he finished speaking, a notification sound came from outside: "Guanzhu, Your Majesty announces the audience."
"Sure enough." Ling Xu stroked his beard and smiled: "Don't get it yet!"
In the palace over there, Tang Shangshu was trying to persuade Li Wuxian: "If Your Majesty is interested, we can look for it right away, whether it is literacy, martial arts, handsome appearance, or chess, calligraphy and painting, what your Majesty wants, the 600 million Shenzhou can always be satisfied, it's up to Your Majesty to choose..."
Li Wuxian rolled his eyes and looked at the ceiling: "I'm sick, do you want me to make me even more sick?"
Tang Shangshu paused: "I really don't mean it, just to congratulate Your Majesty..."
Gu Shizhong said: "I have a plan."
"Say."
"We can publish the list and let the heroes from all over the world come to take the exam, and His Majesty will watch from it. Even if we don't pick people, watching a play is considered a rest and recuperation..."
"Pfft..." Qin Yi finally burst out laughing.
You two are Saisuke, and you're more embarrassed than a country matchmaker...
The two Zaifu glanced at Qin Yi, and they knew that they were funny, but there was nothing they could do. The recommended person will be scolded, and maybe he will harm the young man; it is useless to say the big truth tens of thousands of times, and it can't be forced to take advantage of the sickness. Things are given.
They really don't believe that the Divine State is so big that there will be no man in His Majesty's eyes.
But what, this man laughed at will when the prince was discussing matters, His Majesty was not annoyed
Huh... By the way, His Majesty's attitude this time is also a bit strange. He doesn't blow up at one point like before, as if he intended to let everyone say a few more words.
Isn't this a bit...
Which of these are not human beings? Just talking about the level of observing words, looking at appearances, and trying to figure out what you like, that is even smarter than Taiqing. Liusu didn't understand the meaning of this, so Tang Shangshu suddenly changed his tone: "For the sake of Your Majesty, for the sake of the country's heir, even if Your Majesty wants to punish the old minister, the old minister must do this! Let’s go to make a list, and then I will ask your Majesty to apologize!”
Turn around and leave.
Holy crap, do you want to do this! Qin Yi couldn't help it anymore: "Wait! Are you going to go out to make rice like this and kidnap Your Majesty?"
Tang Shangshu stole a glance at Qin Yi, and said with a stern face, "I told you the truth, take the head to apologize!"
Qin Yi was in a hurry. He really wanted to be listed by them. Wuxian was really tied to the fire. What's the use of killing him? This kind of thing about recruiting relatives, the world makes a list, and it is not recognized after the fact that it is false. This kind of lace joke can make the world laugh for ten thousand years, Li Wuxian is a yellow flower girl, can you bear it
If you hold your nose, you have to recruit one, and whoever the nine clans will be punished is an afterthought.
But is Wuxian so sick and confused that he doesn't make a sound at this time? Shouldn't it be given an order, and a group of guards outside will block up and hold the stinky Shangshu down? Why is there no movement
Qin Yi finally couldn't help standing up for his apprentice: "How much is your head worth? Can you afford it if you make a joke?"
Li Wuxian's eyes suddenly became a little bright, hiding the meaning that he couldn't see clearly.
"What does it mean to be a joke?" Tang Shangshu said righteously: "Men should be married, women should be married, His Majesty is nineteen, and the virtual age is twenty-one..."
Li Wuxian finally interjected: "I am one year old, not so much..."
Qin Yi: "?"
Is this what you care about? Are you stupid
Tang Shangshu repeatedly apologized: "The old minister is confused. Well, Your Majesty is already twenty, and if it were a normal woman, then the child would be three or four years old! What's more, the country cannot be without heirs for a day, it is far more important than the average woman? , what a laugh! You wait for the ministers, blindly catering to your wishes, regardless of the country's origin, old man... this old man beat you to death!"
The old Shangshu grabbed a lampstand and was about to fight Qin Yi.
"Hey hey hey hey..."
Qin Yi ran around the table in the middle of the bedroom, and the tassel laughed so hard that he almost rolled off Qin Yi's shoulder, and the loyal guard Yu Chang covered her mouth and smiled, without any intention to help her husband.
In the midst of the chickens flying and dogs jumping, the eunuch outside the house weakly said: "The National Teacher Lingxu is here."
Li Wuxian smiled and said, "Xuan."
Lingxu entered and rushed forward to grab Tang Shangshu who was chasing Qin Yi: "Hey, your dignified Shangshuling, why are you beating people here?"
Tang Shangshu put down the lampstand angrily: "I want to make a list for your majesty to recruit a son-in-law. This is the foundation of this country. This minister said he would make a joke. Is this a joke?"
Lingxu secretly said that you are really into the play, and I admire it.
He took a peek at Li Wuxian's bright appearance, and suddenly smiled: "Zhang Bang recruits a son-in-law, it will indeed make people laugh. People talk about it with relish, and make up all kinds of jokes, who can afford it?"
Tang Shangshu said angrily: "The national teacher also has the intention of being a traitor!"
Lingxu smiled and said, "I am a person who cultivates immortals, and I have my own tricks."
After watching the show for a long time, Gu Shizhong, who felt deeply that he still needed to learn a lot from Tang Shangshu, finally said, "What tricks does the national teacher have?"
Lingxu took out a compass and said with a smile: "This is the marriage plate, Pindao has already entered the eight characters of His Majesty's birthday, as long as the mantra is recited, this pointer will automatically find the good fate for His Majesty, you can hold this plate to search secretly, you don't need to open it. Zhang Bang. I don’t know what Your Majesty… how do you feel?”
Li Wuxian hesitated for a moment: "Is it credible? Don't you point fingers?"
Lingxu patted his chest to guarantee: "Pindao takes the lead to guarantee!"
Tang Shangshu said, "If that's the case, it's the best of both worlds."
The most important thing is that His Majesty seems to have given in and agreed to recruit a son-in-law. Whether the plan is open or secret is a trivial matter. Even this pointer, no matter who it points to, the two Saisukes don't care anymore at this time.
Gu Shizhong said: "The national teacher might as well cast a spell and let everyone see how it moves?"
Lingxu pinched a magic formula and pointed to the compass. Sure enough, the pointer moved.
The two Saisukes poked their heads and watched helplessly as the pointer on the compass slowly stabilized, pointing to…
Qin Yi's shoulder.
That's tassel.
Of course, mortals cannot see the existence of tassel, otherwise it would have been a fuss. The pointer they saw pointed to, of course, Qin Yi.