Octopus with twelve claws, one-eyed octopus, seven-clawed octopus, black dolphin, white dolphin, as well as large and small octopus monsters, ordinary octopus, after hearing this sentence, was shocked for a moment.
After a while, they turned their attention to the black cat that suddenly appeared from the air.
I saw this black cat walking gracefully in the air, with a trustworthy smile on its face, and said to the "fish": "I am black cat Tom, and I am willing to serve you."
All the "fish" looked at each other, wondering what the cat wanted to do when it came out
There was no "fish" to speak, and the situation was very embarrassing for a while.
Tom kept a smile on his face, but he was cursing in his heart: A group of country octopuses don't even recognize Uncle Tom
If he appeared in those big octopus tribes, all their leaders would surround him and treat him as a guest of honor.
You must know that I have seen the potential of this group of octopuses in the early years. I once taught them to use Morse code language, and now they use it as a noble language. This foreign language is spoken in formal occasions...
After a while, Twelve Claws broke the awkward atmosphere. It smiled honestly: "I seem to have seen you before. You should have talked with Chief Heilis in my former tribe. I don't know what this Mr. Cat wants to do." How can you help us?”
The black cat Tom finally breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, there was an octopus from a big city who had seen some of the world...
Let me just say, Uncle Tom has a wide circle of friends. There is a saying that is good, who in the world doesn’t know cats
Hailes still had the impression that a very strong octopus was the leader of a large octopus tribe.
When this twelve-clawed octopus mentioned "Helix", it finally remembered who this octopus was that had ruined its good deeds...
Last time when half a million octopuses besieged a human city, twelve tribes chose to tug of war to determine the outcome in order to compete for the right to be the first to enter the city.
Isn't the "rope" used in the tug-of-war the same twelve-clawed octopus in front of me
This guy is simple-minded and should be easy to fool.
Thinking of this, Tom said slowly: "I want to tell you, it is useless to rely on words alone. If the conflict between the two parties can be resolved by words, why do you think humans invented cannons, tanks and airplanes?"
The one-eyed octopus said proudly: "That's because they are stupid and greedy, and they are always not satisfied, so they need to use airplanes to rob them. We octopuses are smart and easily satisfied, as long as we have a jar..."
Uh, is there such an answer
The black cat Tom was startled when he heard this, but he was not panicked. He had seen many scenes and fooled a few octopuses who had never seen the big world. Wasn't it easy to catch him
Why does it use the famous saying of the iron-blooded prime minister "Bismarck"
It is because through this small conflict just now, it has keenly discovered that the Octopus Tribe is actually just like Prussia in history, and there is also a need for unification.
The unification war of the Octopus Empire, just think about it and you will know what a big customer this is!
It immediately said: "In that case, why does this Mr. Seven Claws want to raise fish to eat?"
"Huh?" The one-eyed octopus was stunned when he heard this, and then pointed at the seven-clawed octopus angrily, "The reason is very simple. This guy wants to show off when he has strength and wisdom. He doesn't want to eat fish in the sea anymore, he just wants to eat special food. To raise food, we also need green and pollution-free products...
"It is just picky and cannot agree to its request for these luxuries. Jars are our necessities."
"What is luxury?" Heptapod Octopus was very dissatisfied when he heard this. "Didn't you hear what I just said? That is for future generations, lest they be poisoned by human marine garbage and become not as smart as we are now."
Twelve Claws cannot cope with this complicated situation at all. What are "necessities" and "luxuries"
On its large cylindrical head, its two black eyes moved innocently, subconsciously looking at its two dolphin companions.
Unfortunately, the two dolphin companions were immersed in this unprecedented debate and had no time to respond to it.
"Haha," Black Cat Tom said with a smile, "You octopuses have also developed intelligence and wisdom. This kind of disagreement is normal. You should read more human history books, from tribes to countries, from self-sufficiency to division of labor. cooperate.
"The current conflict between you two is replicating human history. In fact, you can refer to human methods of solving problems."
It raised its head and said to the one-eyed octopus: "Don't you want the fish you eat to be fresh and pollution-free, so that you can give birth to healthy and smart offspring?"
Then it said to the seven-clawed octopus: "Don't you want to use a safe jar so that future generations don't have to worry about all kinds of dolphins and sharks?"
Twelve Claws felt dizzy. What on earth did Mr. Black Cat want to do
It only saw the two octopus tribe leaders nodding.
At this time, Black Cat Tom said again: "In fact, everything is very simple. You just need to become a tribe, manage it uniformly, divide labor and cooperate, some people produce pots, and some people raise fish, so that there will be no such conflicts again."
When Twelve Claws heard this, he vaguely understood: It seems like this is true. At least in the tribe where leader Helix belongs, everyone listens to him, so there are very few conflicts like this
The seven-clawed octopus and the one-eyed octopus looked at each other, and then said in unison: "Then who will be the leader of the new tribe?"
The benefits of being a leader, they are smart enough to understand that more food will be more attractive to female octopuses, and they can move their mouths more and move their legs less...
Twelve Claws has never considered this issue. It thinks that being a simple octopus and shrinking into a jar after eating is the greatest happiness.
Now when the octopus leaders of the two small tribes said this, a flash of lightning flashed across its mind.
So, I finally understood that the leader of Helix had been ostracizing him precisely because he was worried that he would usurp its position, and he had found excuses to drive him out before...
Thinking of this, it wanted to go back immediately and find Chief Heilis for verification. However, at this time, it heard the black cat Tom talking again.
"Haha, as I said, the battle for the position of leader can no longer be decided by anyone's mouth, but by iron and blood!" Black Cat Tom said lightly.
That's right, when Prussia and Austria were competing for the leadership of a unified Germany, could the result be achieved through negotiation? Who will those small German states listen to in the end
The one with the big fist.
It thought proudly that if this happened, the two sides would definitely have a big fight and a bloody conflict;
And this twelve-clawed octopus will soon understand that only by relying on strong means to unify the entire octopus community can such tragedies of internal fighting not continue to occur...
It has already flashed through the subsequent development in its mind. A rising octopus empire will be born out of iron and blood under Uncle Tom's persuasive tongue.
When the one-eyed octopus heard this, he looked at the seven-clawed octopus with a hint of ferocity in his eyes.
Seeing this, Twelve Claws immediately objected subconsciously: "No, how can an octopus kill an octopus? We can't kill each other just for a position!
"Isn't that just like the stupid humans you say? We octopuses should be able to face ourselves honestly. Now let me ask you, tell me loudly, who do you think is more capable of being the leader?"
"Myself!" the two octopus leaders replied in unison, while glaring at each other.
Twelve Claws heard this and touched his head, speechless. They seemed to be honest now.
It forgot for a moment that what it said was honest, but that didn't mean that what it said was the truth...
It said distressedly to its two dolphin companions: "It seems that we need a companion who can distinguish truth from lies..."
The black dolphin nodded, and the white dolphin sneezed in agreement.
Black cat Tom was stunned. Damn, this octopus looks strong, has twelve claws, and is extremely talented. But it is actually a Buddhist octopus
Your Uncle Tom has been talking for a long time, but you haven’t listened at all? Why don't you think of stopping them with your claws and appointing a leader
This is simply unreasonable!
At this time, when the black cat Tom was depressed, he saw the octopus's twelve claws making new moves.
The other party began to piously lift up an arm hidden under the water, with a dark black school bag rolled up on it.
I don't know if it was an illusion, but Tom always felt that there was a familiar smell on that schoolbag...
But it was certain that it had never seen this schoolbag before.
Then it saw the octopus's twelve claws seeming to be chanting something.
After a long time, a big book with glittering gold that almost blinded its two cat eyes, like an artifact, suddenly flew out of the bag and stayed in the air.
Is this guy really a destined octopus with a divine weapon in his possession
Why doesn't Uncle Tom have such a good life
Black cat Tom was very jealous of this stupid octopus for a moment.
"The great, benevolent, wise, and wise book in heaven and earth, the only one that has never been..., please tell me, where can I find a companion who can distinguish between truth and lies?"
Black Maomu listened blankly to Twelve Claws' lengthy flattery, and was extremely shocked for a moment.
It thought to itself that Old Huangtou had never boasted of himself like this before. It seemed that he was really humble... He would have to let him develop more new ways of patting horses in the future.
Then it looked at the book again and thought, I know the answer myself. If this book can also answer it, I must get it...
After a while, it saw the big shiny golden book, its cover flapping and it started to make a "fluttering" sound.
The black cat was confused at first, and then realized, wasn't this the Morse code he taught the octopuses
It seems that this book cannot speak human language, so it uses code to communicate.
"The boy with the twelve claws of the octopus who has the destiny, goes west to the land of China, there is a man named 'Xie Dong', he is in the outreach team of the Truth Office, he has a magical ability, you can do it. You can ask him for help.
"Or go find a leader of the Baishi people named Shi Qian, who is also in the land of China."
"Thank you for the generous guidance of the great... Heavenly Book." Twelve claws greeted devoutly, and the other eleven arms and legs made a bow gesture at the same time.
Then the golden book flew back into the dark black bag.
When Tom heard this, he knew that the other party was right. He knew Xie Dong's ability and the ability of the leader of the White Rock people.
At this time, its eyes were shining, and its previous plan to seduce Twelve Claws to act as a spare tire was thrown out of the window in an instant.
Now that it is known that the octopus tribe has a need for unification, leader Heilis and other octopus leaders should be more suitable than this Buddhist octopus.
Huang Rui had a bad idea this time. He forgot the saying "Knowing people, knowing faces, but not knowing hearts." It seemed that the evil spirit had indeed made him stupid, and he needed to be treated as soon as possible.
And this heavenly book is so powerful that it actually knows everyone in the world.
For me who needs to harvest the power of death, isn't this equivalent to the Book of Life and Death of the King of Hell
Hey, I want to be the God of Death, and this book just happened to appear. It’s a godsend!
This book must be destined for this cat!
Tom remained calm on the surface, secretly preparing to follow Twelve Claws and get the golden book.
It will not take action personally. This is its principle. It must find a way to let the other party take the initiative to give it...
Black Cat Tom didn't know that he was actually right.
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Office of the Outreach Group of the China Truth-Making Office.
Everyone was congratulating Xie Dong who had just been promoted to team leader, and they all joked that they must treat him after get off work.
Xie Dong smiled "hehe" and agreed again and again. He accepted everyone's compliments and thought to himself, it's not easy. After eight years, he is finally coming forward.
Thank you to Shenzhou, thank you to the truth clarification office, thank you to Venerable Shenlong, thank you to Director Hu, thank you to consultant Ren, and finally thank you to my wife, children and my father and mother...