"Comrade Xie Dong, deepen the relationship with the new sea tribe and guide them to the right path. This is an arduous and glorious task entrusted to you by China."
"With your special talents, hard-working character, and selfless spirit... I believe you will be able to overcome difficulties, complete this task wholeheartedly, and make important contributions to the maritime security of our great China."
Xie Dong looked at the endless sea in front of him with a cool look on his face, and the instructions that Old Man Ren gave him before leaving were still echoing in his mind.
Haha, they are all lies... I just don't like me getting off work on time. I am just a pathfinder.
After staying up all night, he was airlifted to this sea area by Xue Feng and dropped into the sea...
Thanks to his progress, he was no longer at the tableware level, but promoted to the bucket level. Only then did he not fall into the sea and drown, but could still stand still on the water.
He touched the ring on his left hand and felt a little relieved. Finally, the funds were sufficient.
This ring is said to have been ordered from the mysterious online store of Master Shenlong. It costs a lot of money and has an extremely high capacity. It has a huge capacity of 20 meters * 10 meters * 10 meters. It is second to none among the truth clarification agencies. No one has ever been so extravagant. of used.
There is a lot of food and fresh water elixirs inside, as well as a magic weapon flying boat for traveling and a magic weapon hut for living. The hut is extremely well sealed and can be placed underwater. It has a water-proof formation and can absorb oxygen from the surrounding seawater to supply the residents in the house.
It can be said that the logistics support was in place. Xie Dong was very moved. Team leader Huang of the logistics team was so kind. I heard that his nephew Xiao Ming has been practicing with Qiao Zishan for nearly a year and has made rapid progress. He is like an important flower in the future. I just hope that he will not be regarded as a weirdo by some people.
However, how high the salary is, how difficult the corresponding task is. Xie Dong understands this very well. There is no connection behind him, and this formula still holds true.
At this time, while he was in a daze, he saw the sea surface fluctuating not far away, and a large group of huge marine creatures suddenly floated to the surface.
There are octopuses and dolphins. These are all normal. Hey, why is there a cat
Who can tell me if cats are sea creatures
Xie Dong couldn't help but be vigilant. He was in the outreach team and knew many of the leading figures in the forces.
He took a closer look and suddenly realized that the cat was none other than Tom Cat, the head of the American Power Balance Maintenance Association.
According to the intelligence, this guy is the real host of the Balance Meeting. It seems that other people have also set their sights on the sea, and it seems that they have made arrangements a step early.
In the past, there was a technological civilization, and the ocean was not suitable for the development of science and technology.
But the future is a vitality civilization, and the ocean may not be no longer suitable for development, and may even have advantages over land.
He thought of the large amount of training content that Ren Ruofeng had forced into him during the whole night.
At this time, there was a "click" sound.
Xie Dong looked up and saw among the giant marine creatures, an octopus with twelve huge arms and legs, waving its arms and legs towards him and making a "click" sound.
He could tell that the other party was greeting him in Morse code.
Unfortunately, after the other party repeated it three times, he could still only hear one or two words. This was also part of the result after staying up all night last night.
Like "hello"
This language is popular among octopuses.
For humans, only a very small number of professionals can directly understand it.
In their case, it is a common language, a noble language. If you cannot learn it, you will not be able to be assigned to a higher position.
It's over. After Xie Dong discovered this fact, he couldn't laugh or cry. He couldn't understand the words. How could he tell the truth from the lies
After a while, a familiar Chinese voice sounded.
"Master, this young octopus is named Twelve Claws. It is saying hello to you. It said, are you Xie Dong sent by the Truth Office?"
Xie Dong was stunned when he heard the words. He looked subconsciously and realized that these words came from the black cat's mouth.
What the other party said turned out to be the truth. Could it be that he has become this old? Xie Dong subconsciously touched his hair again. He used to work overtime so hard that the back of his head turned white.
No wonder my wife is always dissatisfied recently.
After Xie Dong was confused, he secretly made up his mind.
This time on a business trip, I must not be so honest anymore, I have to make more private money for myself.
Venerable Shenlong's beauty elixir is very expensive, but the effect is worthy of the price, and it also has many special effects, making it extremely cost-effective.
Xie Dong nodded and said, "That's exactly me."
He secretly thought to himself that he must hurry up and learn this foreign language, otherwise he would definitely not be able to complete his task...
At this time, the one-eyed octopus said disdainfully to the two dolphins: "Have you all seen it? Human beings cannot learn the language invented by themselves, but our noble octopus can learn it. What does this mean? Whoever rules the earth in the future will definitely It’s our octopus empire.”
Xie Dong understood this time, because the other party used spiritual fluctuations.
It can avoid language restrictions and express inner thoughts directly. Of course, it can also be true or false. After all, thoughts can also be disguised.
Black Dolphin shot back: "So what? We will too."
As he spoke, the black dolphin screamed, just like singing, interpreting a piece of Morse code to perfection, revealing nobility in its elegance.
The song is beautiful, a thousand times stronger than the monotonous "click" sound of the octopus.
The one-eyed octopus was stunned and suffered a critical attack.
"How about it? No matter how many arms and legs you have, can you sing? You're not even a tone-deaf person. It's impossible for a group of guys who don't understand culture and art to build a powerful empire." The black and white dolphins looked at each other and said proudly.
The twelve claws waved their arms and legs to prevent new conflicts between companions and their own kind.
It couldn't wait to use its spiritual thoughts and said: "Hello, Uncle Xie, I would like to ask you to help us decide... which of these two guys is more suitable to be the new leader."
It was an honest octopus. It originally wanted to say hello in the other party's native dialect, but seeing that Xie Dong couldn't do it, it naturally switched to the common communication method among practitioners, spiritual dialogue.
Well, when the one-eyed octopus heard this, he was stunned.
It had just been immersed in the glory of the Octopus Empire, forgetting for a moment that the position of its new leader actually depended on this stupid human's words...
The opponent is one of the two referees appointed by the Book of Heaven. This strong and honest twelve-clawed octopus obeys the instructions of the Book of Heaven.
The seven-clawed octopus was dancing happily. It was a little slow to react just now, but unexpectedly it took advantage of it.
This is called, you don’t need to be smart, as long as your opponent is stupid enough, you can still win.
When Xie Dong heard this, he confronted the intelligence officer.
He didn't beat around the bush and said directly: "This is simple. I'll just ask a few questions."
Twelve Claws nodded his head. This human being was forthright and did not talk about money, which immediately made him feel good.
According to fellow dolphins and others, humans are greedy. If you want to ask them to do something, you must give them money or your life.
Now it seems that not everyone is like this.
So Twelve Claws said to One Eye and Seven Claws: "You two, you must tell the truth. This Uncle Xie can tell the truth from lies. Anyone who lies will not be qualified to become the leader of the new tribe."
Humph, Black Cat Tom secretly disdained him. Being able to lie is one of the prerequisite skills for being a leader, okay
Just like smart Uncle Tom, he has deceived so many people that they lost their lives...
They heard Xie Dong start to ask.
"The first question is, after you take office, can you serve the new tribe wholeheartedly, selflessly, and without complaint?"
"cannot!"
The two octopuses said in unison, and then glared at each other, as if to say, you copied my answer!
"Poof", the black cat Tom standing nearby almost vomited blood when he heard this. Where is this noble and intelligent octopus? They are clearly two idiots again.
Xie Dong tried hard not to laugh, and then asked: "If you take office, where do you want to take the new tribe?"
The two octopuses looked at each other. The one-eyed octopus hesitated for a moment, but the seven-clawed octopus immediately answered.
It said proudly: "Of course I will dominate the ocean and I will be the emperor. At that time, I will not only eat the freshest fish, but I will also marry 33,333 beautiful and strong female octopus girls, giving me a big family." The Octopus Empire begets the best and brightest offspring.”
The ambition is really quite big...
Xie Dong continued to hold back his laughter, but he couldn't help but think of something in his mind, a series of emperors who had appeared after the founding of the People's Republic of China.
There are village-level emperors, town-level emperors, and even county-level emperors...
After becoming emperor, they also wanted to seal off the harem as soon as possible.
The rank of these emperors is determined by the extermination force dispatched.
Some are handled by the village chief and two people, others are handled by the police station in the township or town, and the most senior ones only dispatch county bureau police officers.
The one-eyed octopus seemed to be severely shocked by the opponent's grand goal, and it took him a long time to react.
It said with some dejection: "I want to lead the octopus tribe to build the most powerful, sturdy, and beautiful jar in the world so that every octopus can live in it. Of course, the best one must be my own first." "
Xie Dong listened and stopped laughing. It is true that their ideals are childish, but who says they can't be realized
You must know that they have long been nicknamed "alien creatures" among humans on earth, and they have high IQs.
Although it is just a rumor, it has proved that they are different.
Xie Dong nodded, and then started to ask the third question: "Then what method do you want to use to achieve your respective goals?"
Black Cat Tom nodded after hearing this. The three questions seemed simple, but in fact they ran through the whole process, including attitudes, goals, and methods.
If there is a guy who can do almost all three of these things, then he is still barely qualified to be the leader.
The one-eyed octopus already had an idea and began to answer: "We can ask human experts to help us design and teach. There are many things in the sea, minerals, and resources that you humans cannot develop. We can develop them and exchange them with you."
Xie Dong nodded after hearing this. You see, this shows that octopuses are indeed smart, simple and simple, and they are not stupid.
The idea of commodity exchange, this has emerged.
He asked another seven-clawed octopus, "How do you plan to achieve it?"
"Mr. Tom said it well. The current major problems in the ocean cannot be solved by speeches and the resolutions of the majority of people... but must be solved by iron and blood. I will use iron and blood to unify the ocean and become the king of the ocean. "
The seven-clawed octopus said energetically.
The black cat Tom nodded. You see, there are always many careerists, and the same goes for newborn babies.