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Chapter 223: What a big deal

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It doesn't take much effort to find it after breaking through iron shoes and finding nowhere.

This cat is indeed deformed. Rabbit's eyes, cow's head, cat's body, leopard's tail, neither roaring nor barking. Huo Jingshan said that this lazy guy is useless at all. He only has one thing to do when he opens his mouth - to eat. When I close my eyes, I just sleep. The only good thing about it is that it is extremely clean. Not only is there no bugs, it doesn't even attract dust. Although I rarely take a bath, I am always clean. If I take a bath occasionally, I don't reject water.

Li Muye looked at the little beast sleeping soundly in Huo Jingshan's arms, and thought to himself, it was unmistakable, this little thing was exactly the same as Pi Rixiu said. The body is clean because it is a windworm. The hair tubes are naturally hollow, and the body energy does not go through the seven orifices but comes out of the hair tubes, and the dust and dust are blown away and bounced away.

This kind of beast has a light and healthy body and is most afraid of being pickled. If you wrap your whole body with tung oil, you can suffocate it to death. Pi Rixiu said that if you want to catch this thing, you should first wrap its hind legs with tung oil and then blindfold it. Otherwise, it will run in the wind at an extremely fast speed, and even a supercar will not be able to catch it back.

Huo Jingshan said that the kitten named Kui Dou was worthless, but in fact she kept holding it in her arms and loving it. She seemed to be afraid that the little thing would escape, as it was extremely precious.

How could it be such a coincidence? This thought flashed through Li Muye's head.

There is no time to worry about details at this time. Li Muye knew not to act too hastily, so he immediately praised without revealing his words: "This cat looks strange and unique. It may not be as bad as others say. I used to like raising cats when I was walking in the world."

"So you also like to raise cats, so show me what breed my Kui Dou is?"

"Although I like cats, I'm not very good at it." Li Muye said sincerely: "Although I liked cats in the past, I haven't had one for a few years."

"Why don't you raise it anymore?"

At this time, Huo Jingshan behaved like an ordinary girl, without the ruthlessness and fierceness of a kung fu master at all.

"I just hate the fact that the year is never holiday. The lifespan of cats and dogs is no more than twenty years. They have been together for many years and have deep friendship. Sooner or later, I have to send them away. The feeling is too uncomfortable." Li Muye maintained Be alert, but don't forget to find a common language while being safe.

"Yes." Huo Jingshan said thoughtfully: "I have had Kui Dou for a few years. I met him when I was fourteen years old. After all, this lazy guy is also an old cat."

"That's already quite big." Li Muye killed the big red fish he caught with one knife, took out the back part of the brocade, pulled out the fishing line, peeled off the fish skin, and then quietly applied a little bit of purple dragon wood blood powder on the fish flesh. She handed it to Huo Jingshan calmly and said, "Take it back and give it to it."

Huo Jingshan took the fish and thanked her. She couldn't help but asked curiously: "Mr. Li Sanbai, you caught the fish using a secret method. Can't you tell me? You can help me feed it this time." I’m full, what should I do next time it wants to eat fish? It’s better to teach people how to fish than to teach them how to fish, so teach me.”

"If that's the case, you can come to me at any time." Li Muye said sternly: "The rules of the sect are that you must abide by it even to death. You can only teach it to a suitable successor."

"Do you think I can succeed?" Huo Jingshan said with great interest, "I learn things very quickly. Even my dad praises me."

"In our sect, it is passed down from male to female." Although this was a good opportunity, Li Muye thought more carefully and decisively found an excuse to refuse. As long as you are not exposed, the opportunities will only increase. But if you act too hastily and ignore the rules of the Japanese insect master, you may face the situation of a rat crossing the street before tomorrow.

Huo Jingshan blinked her big, watery eyes and said, "Mr. Li, do you think I'm beautiful?"

Li Muye boasted without conscience: "The eldest lady has an alluring look, so she is naturally very beautiful." In fact, Huo Jingshan only scored over 80 points.

"Giggle." Huo Jingshan laughed and said, "I heard others say that you are almost fifty years old, but you don't look like it."

Li Muye said: "There are some details here that are not convenient for me to tell you."

"Isn't it just stealing red pills!" Huo Jingshan said with a wild smile: "What kind of women have you not seen living in the city that never sleeps? Even if you have never seen it, you have heard it countless times. There is no need to say that this thing is mysterious. .”

Li Muye smiled awkwardly and said goodbye: "The eldest lady is brave and outspoken. Li admires her. It's almost time to eat. I have to go back and prepare the food."

Huo Jingshan smiled and said: "Make more delicious food. There are distinguished guests in the city today, and I have to go and have dinner with my third uncle."

The dinner was very lively. The three brothers of the Huo family are all men who cherish flowers and cultivate them. They collected prescriptions from all over the world to strengthen their bodies, nourish their kidneys and strengthen their yang. At the same time, they also did not forget to search for beautiful women from all over the world to carry on their family line.

In the city that never sleeps, only the Huo people have the right to reproduce freely. All the women found from outside were originally the goddaughters of the three Huo brothers. Once they became members of the Huo family, they would have the opportunity to be promoted to wives.

The city that never sleeps is built underground and is divided into two floors: one and two. There is a secret passage in a corner of the city that connects to the second underground floor. Once you become a wife, you can live on the second floor. In the Evernight City, there is a huge difference between the treatment on the first and second floors.

There is a commercial area on the first floor of the Evernight City, which is exclusively owned by the Huo people. You can buy almost all kinds of goods from all over the world there. People who live here can use the currency commonly used in the outside world to buy any goods here and enjoy a quality of life that is not much different from the outside world. Some wanderers who have no money but are very capable can also choose to accept the special tasks issued by Uncle Ze and earn the Monteil currency issued by the Huo Clan Bank to spend here.

Although the city that never sleeps is located in a corner of the underground, it is small and well-equipped. As long as you have money, there are not many places worth spending here. Those internationally wanted criminals, criminal thieves who have committed crimes, and those terrorist tycoons who have committed world-famous crimes, as long as you are willing to pay and accept the rules of the Huo clan, Huo Ze will have a way to get you here to live a worry-free life. Fairy days.

For example, if you like women, the prices for beauties from all over the world are actually clearly marked. Unless someone is particularly attractive, you can only pay for a kiss. Or if someone likes hunting, as long as they pay enough, they can participate in the hunting activities organized by the Huo people on a regular basis.

If you have to look at your wallet while living on the first floor, then once you live on the second floor, it means you have really arrived in heaven. On the second level, you can wear bright yellow clothes and enjoy all free benefits and freedoms that are different from others. The rule here is that only those who are Huo people are eligible to live in it.

Huo Sen once had one hundred and thirty-two wives, and all of them who are still alive live on the second floor. They would come up in shifts to serve Huo Sen on weekdays.

They live a life of fine clothing and fine food, but they can only live with an old man who is nearly seventy years old. They have no worries about food and clothing. The TV here can receive programs from all satellite channels in the world to relieve their boredom. In the commercial area on the first floor, they have their own enjoyment quota. Within this very loose quota, they can spend as much as they like. Until the youth is gone, the old man is kicked out of the second floor and goes to the handyman area to die.

It looks like a beautiful scenery, but in fact it is just a tool for procreation, a clothes rack to wear brocade clothes, and a rice pail to eat jade food. But isn’t this the day that all living beings long for

There were five ladies at today's dinner, all of them young and beautiful women. Those who could become ladies had at least raised one offspring for Huo Sen. But each of them looks in such good condition. It is said that in order not to let themselves be disliked, every goddaughter will work hard to maintain and train herself after becoming a wife. Some extreme people even learn yoga or Kung Fu to make themselves useful.

Li Muye could hardly see the traces of childbirth and years on the faces of these five ladies. They were fat and thin, and they tried their best to please the little old man Huo Sen, who was not amazing in appearance. Huo Jingshan and two other second-generation Huo girls were at the table. In addition to them, there were also two distinguished guests from the outside world.

Today's dinner was served according to the rules of French cuisine, and the main course was Li Muye's signature roast lamb. The guests were full of praise for their food, and Huo Sen was also very happy. He proudly called Li Muye over to join him at the table and introduced the two distinguished guests.

At this moment, someone suddenly farted loudly. The voice came from Huo Jingshan, who was sitting next to Li Muye.

This fart was extraordinarily loud. It was obviously planned and released after it was unbearable for a long time. It was as terrifying as a scourge. Everyone looked sideways, and the two sisters beside Huo Jingshan immediately hid aside to draw a clear line between them.

Huo Sen frowned and said roughly, "Who let it go? Get out of here!"

People who eat whole grains will inevitably poop and fart, but on today's occasion, this fart came at the wrong time. The Lord of the Evernight City does not easily receive outsiders. Even during the hunting season, when many important people from all over the world gather here, Huo Shan will most likely receive them outside. It is very rare to be allowed to enter the underground city of Evernight, have dinner with Huo Sen, and still maintain his identity as he comes and go freely. At least in the outside world, he is a big shot who is qualified to be on an equal footing with Huo Sen.

These two distinguished guests are both Westerners, one is a handsome middle-aged man with black hair and blue eyes, and the other is a fat man in his sixties with blond hair and blue eyes.

Hossen did not introduce their identities, but it was easy to tell from the tone of the conversation that he respected these two people. The Huo family is a very well-behaved family. If she did something so inappropriate on this occasion, even Huo Jingshan, the most valued daughter of Boss Huo, would inevitably be severely punished.

Li Muye stood next to Huo Jingshan, and he could clearly feel the eager, pleading and even longing gaze from the beautiful eyes next to him.

"Well, I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. This fart was mine." After saying this, Li Muye clasped his fists and immediately stood up, left the seat, and walked out quickly.

Huo Sen didn't have a fit, but looked at Li Muye's back thoughtfully. Of course he knew who farted, so he was very satisfied with Li Muye's reaction. The Huo clan's face was saved. Perhaps this person was only a cook. The two distinguished guests spread their hands to express their indifference and smiled in return.

Huo Jingshan's face turned red. She was sitting there, but her heart had followed Li Muye's footsteps outside.

Sometimes, even the most trivial things can have the effect of a hero saving a beauty. (End of chapter)