With no money, no house, no car, not much IQ, and only one face, such a person not only has to chase the girl, but also has to face a cunning and cunning former palace empress. In this impetuous era where crying in a BMW is the first choice, how should Ono start
This is a difficult problem given by my biological mother, Sister Chen. If you can't solve it, stay away from her as soon as possible. Li Muye couldn't bear it, so he had to pinch his nose and accept it.
To conquer a man, start with his stomach. To make a girl fall in love with you, start by pleasing her eyes and ears.
Throughout the ages, disciples have studied the skills of picking up girls, and there are nothing more than five words: Pan, donkey, Deng, Xiao, Xian. Pan An's appearance, donkey-sized goods, Deng Tong's wealth, Xiaoyi's clever methods and a lot of free time to accompany him.
Based on his current personal situation, Li Muye privately compared these five items, and unexpectedly discovered that the persona that Sister Chen had defined for her son only lacked one Deng. Although Brother Ono is not as good-looking as Pan An, he is definitely clear, handsome, and has a first-class romantic appearance. The character "Deng" is missing, and the other three characters are also fully self-confident. Even Diana, a Russian pony, can be groomed to the point of ecstasy. It is probably not a problem to deal with a domestic young lady.
This shameless act was the specialty of Brother Xiaoye in the past. Whether it was the wild and romantic Meng Fanbing, the arrogant and arrogant Wang Hongye, or the unruly and simple He Xiaoqi, as long as Brother Xiaoye had this urgent need, he could succeed with a little trick. .
At twelve o'clock at noon, Li Muye was wandering at the entrance of the Qingzhou Hotel with a prepared meal, waiting for a chance to meet.
After a while, Zeng Hongyan, who looked plump and capable in professional women's attire, came out of the front door. When she was about to go up to her, she saw a BMW 7 Series on the roadside cutting in front of her. As soon as the car door opened, a middle-aged man with a successful look waved to Zeng Hongyan and asked her to get in the car.
Brother Xiao Ye has been in the world for a long time, and it can be said that his eyes are empty of hair. At a glance, you can tell that this BMW man has the same messy intestines in his belly. Look at your cheap mountain bike again. Damn it. Doesn’t this make it more difficult for me
The BMW pulled up Zeng Hongyan and drove away.
Li Muye put away the food, got on his bicycle, and chased after him at a speed of fifty miles an hour.
The most important thing for a man to pursue a woman is to have a thick enough face, while for a woman to pursue a man, having a thin and good face is enough.
Regarding the first point, Brother Xiaoye has long since cultivated and become a great master.
Boom!
The bicycle chain was overwhelmed and broke. Fortunately, the BMW in front also reached its destination.
Li Muye lost his bicycle and quickly chased after him with his food box in hand. Under the surprised gaze of the BMW man, he quickly walked up to Zeng Hongyan and said loudly: "You are Zeng Hongyan, right? Your mother has promised to marry you to me as my wife."
Idiot, very handsome. She has a fit body and exudes an alluring hormonal aura that makes people feel comfortable.
"I am Zeng Hongyan, but I don't know you." Zeng Hongyan was first surprised by the appearance and figure of this rude man, and then resisted and said.
Li Muye directly grabbed her wrist and said, "Your mother's name is Zeng Baofeng. She told my mother that day that she wanted to marry you to me as my wife."
"Are you the one who drives the excavator?" Zeng Hongyan remembered what happened a few days ago and said to the middle-aged BMW man who was about to call the police: "Mr. Lu, don't call the police yet. This man is our neighbor. He seems to have something wrong with his head. , there may be a misunderstanding here."
Her Royal Highness, the eldest princess of the Taiping Buddha Kingdom, has a face that is eighty centimeters tall, and her body is slightly plump, but her bones and flesh are well-proportioned, and there doesn't seem to be any annoying piece of flesh. Her voice and tone of voice are relatively soft. From the outside, she appears to be a typical Xiaojiabiyu gentle and considerate person. Such a woman is quite lovable. However, Brother Xiaoye noticed something romantic in the way she spoke to Mr. Lu. She was a little girl who knew how to pretend.
"There is no misunderstanding. Your mother made an agreement with my mother. I waited for you for a long time that day, but you didn't come in the end. Today I won't let you go at all." Li Muye said, holding the food box in his hand Opened, the dishes inside are very attractive in this hungry time.
Zeng Hongyan was not so attracted by this mouthful of food that she accepted a fool, but her impression of Brother Xiaoye was a little better. In addition to being super handsome and having a great body, this idiot also turns out to be a good cook.
The middle-aged BMW man looked a little impatient and said, "Xiao Zeng, what is going on? Why does this fool still say that you are his wife?"
"I don't know what my mother did wrong. She insisted on introducing me to the boy from the neighbor's house. I thought that his mother was a high-level intellectual and he wouldn't be any worse. I didn't expect this to be the case. Then I Mom politely rejected the mother and son, and I don’t know why he came here.” Zeng Hongyan was articulate and quickly explained to the BMW man, and then said to Brother Xiaoye: “Brother, please let go first. OK?"
"No!" Li Muye flatly refused and said nonchalantly: "You are good-looking. I want to marry you as my wife, cook you delicious food, watch TV series with you, and have a baby with you."
Although Zeng Hongyan had the experience of wandering around the world with Zeng Xiguo and his wife when she was a child, and she was considered a woman who had seen the world, she was still an unmarried girl after all. When she heard such explicit words, she immediately blushed and her good temper inevitably boiled over. . She struggled hard to get out of Brother Xiaoye's control.
"Let go, or we're really going to call the police!"
When the middle-aged BMW man heard Zeng Hongyan shouting, he immediately took out his phone and prepared to call the police.
Li Muye suddenly reached over and snatched his phone away, raising his fist as if to hit him.
Zeng Hongyan shouted in shock: "Why do you still beat people?"
Li Muye said: "Unless you agree to eat the food I cook for you and become good friends with me, I won't hit him." As he said that, he grabbed the BMW man's collar with one hand and pulled the muscular man Mr. Lu lifted it up abruptly.
Why is this fool so strong? Mr. Lu was still unconvinced and wanted to resist, but after his feet lifted off the ground, he was left with only fear. What he was most worried about at the moment was that the fool was a mentally disabled person and would not be punished for killing someone. If you risk your life just to pick up a girl, it's not worth it.
Within a short distance, a person can be an enemy of a country. It's useless to call anyone at this time. The person who tied the bell is still needed to untie the bell. Mr. Lu glanced at Zeng Hongyan with pleading eyes and said: "Xiao Zeng, please explain to this brother quickly. Don't misunderstand me. You and I have no special relationship. Since he has prepared the food for you, you can Go eat."
Maybe Zeng Hongyan didn’t want to cause trouble to anyone, maybe she wasn’t very willing to eat with Mr. Lu, or maybe she didn’t dare to refuse Mr. Lu’s order. After hearing this, she immediately nodded and said, “Hey, who is that? Let go of Mr. Lu, I’ll eat it.” The food you cooked, let's be friends with you, that's all." After saying that, he took the food box from Li Muye.
Li Muye made an eating gesture and said, "Get in the car and eat, don't fight the wind."
Professor Chen’s silly son is not only handsome, but also considerate. Zeng Hongyan looked at Mr. Lu with a questioning look.
"Xiao Zeng, what are you thinking about? Get in the car and eat quickly." Mr. Lu landed with his feet on the ground and felt that his collar had become looser. He quickly said with a smile.
Li Muye said: "You also get in the car, and we will be taken to the park for a date later."
Damn it, that stinky idiot still knows how to go on a date in the park. Mr. Lu cursed in his heart, but always maintained a kind smile on his face. In this case, if you argue with an idiot who is obviously mentally disturbed but has infinite strength, you may not say anything right and you will become an idiot.
Zeng Hongyan sat in the car and tasted two mouthfuls of food. She couldn't care less about whether it was delicious or not. She wanted to deal with the idiot and quickly explained to the BMW man: "Mr. Lu, I'm so sorry. I really don't know this person." what's going on."
"It's okay, it's okay. It's just eating anyway. It doesn't matter whoever eats it." Mr. Lu sat in the driver's seat and felt a strong hand on the back of his neck. He didn't dare to say an unpleasant word.
Zeng Hongyan frowned, feeling a little disappointed in her heart. This man was so worthless.
When the BMW arrived at Jiangbin Park, Li Muye excitedly pulled Zeng Hongyan out of the car, turned to Mr. Lu and said, "Go back, don't come looking for her again."
When Mr. Lu saw Li Muye forcefully pulling Zeng Hongyan away, he really wanted to hit her with his car, but he also thought that it would not be worth killing someone because of such a thing, and it could easily hurt Zeng Hongyan. He wanted to call the police again, but he felt it was inappropriate to pick up the phone. Although they used some coercion, they were just trying to make friends, and Zeng Hongyan didn't seem to put up much effort. This person was mentally retarded, so he could call the police. What to do with him? Just watching the two of them walk into the park gate side by side, I finally thought of finding a few friends who could fight in society.
On the bench in the park, Li Muye put his hand on Zeng Hongyan's soft little hand, and without saying a word, he looked at the two young men playing bullfight in the basketball court in front.
Zeng Hongyan finished the last bite of the meal, put down the food box, and praised: "It's so delicious." Then she asked: "Did you really make this?"
Li Muye nodded and said, "Of course."
Zeng Hongyan said: "Please let go of my hand, I won't run away."
Li Muye said: "No, my mother said that if you want to be friends, you have to hold hands."
Zeng Hongyan looked at this handsome side face and did not force her hand to be withdrawn. She said, "Didn't your mother ever say that you shouldn't force yourself to be friends?"
Li Muye said: "I'm not forcing you at all. You look good. I like looking at you."
Zeng Hongyan said: "I mean you are forcing me by doing this."
Li Muye said: "I'm good-looking, and my cooking tastes good. Besides, I'm in great shape, and I'm a great golfer. Girls like me. Why are you forcing me?"
This idiot is so narcissistic, but he seems to be telling the truth. It's great to be able to lift a strong adult man with one hand, and this guy is indeed good-looking, even prettier than a girl like her. The food he cooked tasted surprisingly good. Zeng Hongyan had never eaten such delicious food in her life.
If only he wasn't a fool. She was startled by her sudden thought.
"You said you can play ball, do you dare to perform for me next time?" She thought of a clever plan to escape from the golden cicada's shell.
Li Muye immediately stood up and said, "Okay, let's fight together, and you and I will bullfight with them." With that, he pulled Zeng Hongyan into the stadium without further explanation.
Zeng Hongyan quickly refused: "Oh, no, you see I'm wearing business attire and high heels. It's too inconvenient."
Li Muye said: "It's okay, you can serve the ball." After saying that, he asked the two young people for a two-on-two match.
The two young men saw that each other had a beautiful sister, and out of curiosity and competitiveness, they readily agreed.
Five minutes later, Zeng Hongyan, who was reluctant and unsmiling at first, started to applaud loudly along with Ono's exaggerated performance. Even the two young basketball enthusiasts were a little dumbfounded. They seriously doubted that this guy was a top student from a professional sports academy? No matter how far the distance is, the shot will be there. He was as strong as an ox, and when double-teamed by two people, he couldn't even pull him back when he was dunking.
A group of uninvited guests came outside the stadium. It was Mr. Lu who came with a group of social people to destroy the place... (End of Chapter)