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Chapter 852: The fire of civilization

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Weird people regard bigness as beauty, and although Old Weird Liang's second-hand biochemical prosthesis is not of good quality, it completely conforms to their aesthetics. Under the pressure of Brother Xiaoye, Old Monster Liang winked at the female monster and waved his face a few times. The effect was surprisingly good. The female monster was impatient with waiting and was about to use the axe. Suddenly she saw her sweetheart ogling her. The naked female monster became coy, put away the ax, turned around and ran away for a few seconds. Bu turned back and waved to Old Monster Liang, gesturing for him to follow him.

Language barrier is not a problem. When humans first developed language and writing, they used body language to communicate. The movements and eyes of the female monster convey ambiguous feelings to Old Monster Liang. Li Muye smiled and said: "Why are you still standing there? Come and take a look first. Don't worry, my people will be here in a short time."

The two followed the female monster and the troll hunter group along the edge of the sea. After walking for about ten kilometers, a large leafy forest appeared in front of them. Made up of many giant cedar trees. Each cedar tree is astonishing in size, with a diameter of more than ten meters and a crown height of more than a hundred meters.

Li Muye noticed that some big trees had huge nests built on them, which looked like bird's nests. There were many vines hanging between the giant trees, and there were giant monster children similar in size to me walking around among them as if they were walking on the ground.

The female monster at the head of the hunter group stopped, turned her head and said a few words to the female monster holding a giant axe, gesticulating with her hands as she spoke. Judging from the meaning, they don't have a systematic language yet. They only use some pronunciation to convey their intentions, and they also need some gesture assistance when necessary.

The female monster holding the giant ax also responded with a few whining words. Finally, the hunter monster turned her eyes towards Brother Ono. Her eyes were complicated and she didn't seem to have any malicious intentions, but she didn't mean that either. Old Monster Liang suddenly said: "She seems to regard you as a trophy and is begging for you from the person with the axe."

There was a hint of schadenfreude in the old guy's tone. Li Muye looked up and down at this primitive nesting village. If he drew his sword and went on a killing spree, these people might not be able to stop him. But this way, Lao Liang was tricked to death. This crypt is full of strange scenes. Old Monster Liang is well-informed, so there is some value in keeping him. For the sake of this old thing, as long as those trolls don't regard Brother Xiaoye as food to study whether to braise or steam, there is no harm in putting up with her for a while. "Can you understand what they are saying?" Li Muye asked in surprise.

The old monster shook his head and said: "How can I not be so capable? It's all just guesswork. I've seen a lot of worldly things and people, and I naturally evolved the instinct to observe people and things." He then said, "Look at the look in that female monster's eyes. Doesn't it look like that?" How does an average woman look at a cute pet?"

"You mean she wants me back as a pet?"

"It's absolutely not wrong." The old weirdo said very firmly: "Look at her breasts. They are so big that they look like rice bags. They are probably full of milk. She must have breastfed more than one child. I am so stupid. See, she probably wants to get you back to play with the kids."

Li Muye smiled and said: "Why do you sound so happy? It's better for me to be a kindergarten teacher than to be a stronghold wife for that female monster without the key parts. When she turns around, she will find that you are just a show-off." If I don’t keep all my goods, I’ll eat you alive.”

"Don't be joking, I will never dare to laugh at you, Director Li." Old Man Liang hurriedly explained: "Up to now, you and I are in the same boat, both prosperous and devastated. The sincerity of this old man to Director Li can be seen in the sun and the moon. .”

Li Muye chuckled: "It's best if you know what's in your mind. I'm different from you old boy. At this point, you have no way to go from heaven to earth. Yang Bailao has no choice but to take poison. And if I want to leave, no one can stop me." Can’t live.”

Liang Hongnong sighed: "Hey, I'm all counting on the reinforcements you mentioned, Director Li."

While talking, the two female monsters reached an agreement. The hunter monster went over and broke off one of the black beetle's hind legs and gave it to the axe monster, and then ran towards Brother Xiaoye. It seems that the transaction has been completed and he has come to take away what belongs to her.

Li Muye looked at the big hand of the cattail leaf that was stretched out and still stained with the flesh and blood of the black beetle, and hurriedly moved back. The female monster was immediately furious. She moved much faster and continued to grab Brother Xiaoye's neck. Li Muye didn't want to anger her immediately, so he followed her will and threw himself into a trap among her three men. Seeing this, the female monster turned from anger to joy, and said a few words, seeming to be praising Brother Xiaoye for being a good pet that understands human nature.

Entering the forest, the hunter monster and the axe monster suddenly greeted each other, which seemed to mean goodbye.

Sure enough, the two groups then parted ways. Li Muye didn't care very much, but Old Monster Liang was obviously panicked and said: "Director Li, this beauty trap is your bad idea. You can't ignore me."

Li Muye said: "Thankfully you are still a master. Although this female monster is huge in body, her mind is at the level of a little girl. You have so many tricks in the world, but you can let her know a few tricks without coaxing her around." ? If it doesn't work, just poison her. Isn't this what you are best at?"

"It's easier said than done." Liang Hongnong was obviously not optimistic about Brother Xiaoye's plan, and said: "These people have lived underground for a long time, and they have long been immune to the poison of the worm."

Li Muye chuckled and said, "If it doesn't work, just talk more and talk less." As he said that, he glanced under the female monster's belly. The lush black forest looked like an exploding chicken coop, with long matted hair hanging down. Like a beard. I imagined the scene when she went to the toilet, and I couldn't help but think in a wicked way that if this could be swallowed, Lao Liang would have to eat mustard greens with the salted duck eggs from now on.

The giant ax female monster came over and grabbed Old Monster Liang's arm and dragged him to a big tree. Old Liang looked at Brother Xiaoye reluctantly with pitiful eyes.

Li Muye waved goodbye to him and said with a smile: "Don't worry, you deal with it first, and I will rescue you when I'm done."

Liang Hongnong said: "By then, Barton may have taken advantage of all the good things."

This is a big problem. The male giant monster came out of the Shengmen before, and probably ran through here. According to this, Old Barton's group probably came in as well. Although the space in this place is large, it is limited after all. Old Barton is not a mortal, and Old Monster Liang’s worries are not unreasonable.

Li Muye bid farewell to Old Monster Liang and followed the hunter group while thinking, slowly trailing behind.

The hunter monster let out a strange moan and glared at Brother Xiaoye, obviously urging him. Li Muye noticed that she had just pulled off a piece of vine from the tree next to her. She probably wanted to put a rope on the pet that she had just obtained and was not very obedient. Sure enough, I saw this girl holding a vine in her hand and holding a condom on her arm, running toward me with an awkward smile on her face. How could Brother Xiaoye allow her to tie him up? With an idea, he suddenly remembered the plot of an old movie he had seen before, and took out a lighter from the treasure bag.

With a snap, a ball of flame jumped out! (End of chapter)