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Chapter 223: What a big deal

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It takes no effort to break through the iron shoes and find nowhere to find it.

This cat is indeed deformed. Rabbit eyes, cow head, cat body, leopard tail, do not roar or scream. Huo Jingshan introduced that this lazy guy is useless at all, and there is only one thing to open his mouth-that is to eat. You only know to sleep when you close your eyes. Just one good thing is that the body is very clean. Not only does it have no bugs, it doesn't even recruit ashes. Although it rarely takes a bath, it is always clean. It does not repel water if it is occasionally bathed.

Li Muye looked at the sleeping beast in Huo Jingshan's arms, and said in his heart that he can't be wrong, it's this little thing, exactly the same as Pi Rixiu said. The body is clean because it is a head windworm. The natural capillary is hollow, and the body does not go through the seven orifices, but comes out of the capillary, and the dust stream is blown away and bounced away.

This kind of beast is light and strong, and is most afraid of pickling. If you wrap your whole body with tung oil, you can suffocate it alive. Pi Rixiu said that if you want to catch this thing, you should wrap its hind legs with tung oil and then blindfold it. Otherwise, let it run against the wind, the speed is extremely fast, and it won't be able to chase it back in a super run.

Huo Jingshan said that the kitten named Kuidou was worthless, but in fact she held her in her arms and loved it. She seemed to be afraid that this little thing would escape, and looked extremely precious.

How could it be so coincidental? This thought flashed past Li Muye's mind.

There is no time to worry about the details at this time. Li Muye knew that he couldn't be rushed, so he said without showing his compliments: "This cat looks strange and unique. It may not be as bad as others say. I used to like to raise cats when I was walking in the rivers and lakes."

"It turns out that you also like to keep cats, so you can show me, what kind of breed is my quito?"

"Although I like it, I am not very good at it." Li Muye said insincerely: "Although I liked cats in the past, I haven't raised them for a few years."

"Why didn't you raise it?"

Huo Jingshan at this time behaved the same as an ordinary girl, and she couldn't see the fierceness of a kung fu master at all.

"I only hate the sky without holiday, the cats and dogs, the elders have only 20 years of life, and the long-term companionship is deep and righteous. Sooner or later I will send them away. It feels too uncomfortable." Li Muye maintained. Be vigilant, and at the same time, don't forget to do what you want to find a common language on the premise of safety.

"Yes." Huo Jingshan said with feelings: "My Kuidou has also been raised for a few years. I met him when I was fourteen, so by all accounts, this lazy fellow is also an old cat."

"That's not small anymore." Li Muye killed the big red fish that he caught with a single knife, took the brocade back part, drew the fish line, stripped the fish skin, and then quietly smeared a little purple dragon wood blood meal on the fish. Quietly handed it to Huo Jingshan, and said: "Take it back and give it to eat."

Huo Jingshan took the fish, thanked him, and couldn't help but curiously asked: "Mr. Li Sanbai, you used a secret method to catch the fish. Can't you tell me? This time you help me feed it. I'm full, what should I do next time it wants to eat fish? You teach people how to fish instead of teaching people how to fish, or teach me."

"If this is the case, you can come to me at any time." Li Muye said sternly: "Teacher's rule is that you have to stay in the first place when you die, unless you meet a suitable heir to teach."

"Do you think I will succeed?" Huo Jingshan was interested: "I'm learning things fast, even my dad praises it."

"In our department, we pass on males but not females." Although this is a good opportunity, Li Muye considered it more thoroughly and decisively found excuses to refuse. As long as they are not exposed, there will only be more and more opportunities, but if you act too hastily and ignore the rules of the Japanese Insect Land Division, you may not be here tomorrow before you will face the situation of crossing the street.

Huo Jingshan blinked her big eyes, watery, and said, "Mr. Li, do you think I look beautiful?"

Li Muye boasted with ignorance of his conscience: "The eldest lady has the color of the city, and she is naturally beautiful." In fact, Huo Jingshan is at the level of more than 80 points.

"Chuck." Huo Jingshan smiled: "I heard people say that you are almost fifty years old, it looks really different."

Li Muye said, "There are some details that are not convenient to tell you."

"Isn't it just stealing the red pill!" Huo Jingshan said with a presumptuous smile: "A woman living in the city that never sleeps hasn't seen anything? Even if I haven't seen it, I've heard it many times. There is no need to talk about this matter. ."

Li Muye smiled awkwardly, and said goodbye: "The eldest lady is wise and martial, speak bluntly, Li admires it, it's almost time to eat, I have to go back and cook the food."

Huo Jingshan smiled and said, "Make more delicious food. There is a distinguished guest in the city today, and I have to go over and eat with Uncle San."

The dinner was very lively. The Huo family’s three brothers are all men who cherish flowers and love flowers and can grow flowers. They have collected from all over the world the formulas for strengthening the body and strengthening the kidney and strengthening the yang, and at the same time, they have not forgotten that the world is looking for beautiful women to inherit their ancestry.

In Evernight City, only the Huo people have the right to reproduce freely. All the women found outside were originally goddaughters of the three Huo brothers in name. Once they are imported for the Huo family, they can get the chance to be promoted to the wife.

The city of Evernight is built underground, divided into one, two, and two floors. There is a secret passage connecting the second underground floor in a corner of the city. Once you become a lady, you can live on the second floor. In Everbright City, the treatment of the first and second floors is very different.

There is a commercial area on the first floor of Everbright City, which is exclusively operated by the Huo people. Almost all kinds of goods from all over the world can be bought there. People who live here can buy any goods here with the currency commonly used by the outside world, and enjoy the quality of life that is not much different from the outside world. And some wanderers who have no money but are very capable can also choose to accept the special tasks issued by Uncle Ze, and earn Mondial currency issued by Huozu Bank to consume here.

Although Evernight City is located in the lower corner of the ground, it is a small sparrow with all its internal organs. As long as you have money, there is not too much worth spending here. Those internationally wanted criminals, gangsters full of villains, and those terrorist tycoons who are world-renowned for evil deeds, as long as you are willing to pay and accept the Huo rules, Huo Ze will have a way to get you here to live a worry-free life. Fairy day.

For example, if you like women, those beautiful goddesses from all over the world are actually clearly marked. Unless someone is particularly attractive, you can only get money if you want to kiss Fangze. Or someone who likes hunting can participate in the hunting activities regularly organized by the Huo people as long as they pay enough money.

If you live on the first floor and you still have to look at your wallet and talk, then once you live on the second floor, it means you really have reached heaven. On the second floor, you can wear bright yellow clothing and enjoy all free treatment and freedom from others. The rule here is that only those who become Huo are eligible to live in.

Horsen had one hundred and thirty-two wives, all of whom were still alive on the second floor, and would serve Horsen in shifts on weekdays.

They live a life of rich clothes and food, but they can only live by an old man who is nearly 70 years old. They don’t worry about food and clothes. The TV here can receive programs from all satellite channels around the world for them to relieve their boredom. In the commercial area on the first floor, they have their own enjoyment quota. Within this very loose quota, they can spend as much as they want. Until the youth is gone, the old man Zhuhuang was driven out of the second floor and went to the handyman area to die.

It looks like a beautiful scenery, but it's actually just a tool for fertility, a rack of beautiful clothes, and a bucket for eating jade food. But isn't this the day that all living beings yearn for

There were five ladies at today's dinner, all of whom were young and beautiful women, and those who could become ladies had at least raised one offspring for Hosen. But every one of them seems to be in such a good state. It is said that in order not to let themselves be disgusted, every goddaughter will work hard to maintain and exercise herself after becoming a wife. Some extreme ones even learn yoga or kung fu to make themselves useful.

Li Muye could hardly see the signs of childbirth and years on the faces of these five ladies. They were surrounded by fat and thin, Yingying and Yanyan, and tried their best to please the not amazing little old man Huo Sen. Huo Jingshan was accompanied by two other second-generation girls of the Huo nationality. In addition to them, there were also two distinguished guests from outside.

Today’s dinner was served in accordance with the rules of French meals, and the main course was Li Muye’s best roast lamb. The guests were full of praise and Hosen was also very happy. Li Muye proudly called Li Muye over to the table and introduced the two distinguished guests.

At this moment, someone suddenly fart. The voice came from Huo Jingshan sitting beside Li Muye.

The extra noise of this fart was obviously released after a long-time plot and beyond endurance. It was as terrible as a scourge. Everyone looked sideways, and the two younger sisters beside Huo Jingshan immediately avoided hiding to the side to draw a clear line between them.

Horsen frowned, rudely: "Who put it? Get off!"

It is inevitable that people eat whole grains and shit and fart, but on this occasion today, this fart is too untimely. The Lord of Evernight easily does not accept foreign visitors. Even in the hunting season, many big figures from all over the world gather here, and most of them are received by Huo Shan outside. It is very rare to be allowed to enter the underground of the city that never sleeps, and have a meal with Hossen, and can still maintain the identity of coming and going freely, at least in the outside world, it is also a big person who is qualified to sit on an equal footing with Hossen.

These two distinguished guests are both Westerners, a handsome middle-aged man with black hair and blue eyes, and the other is a fat man with blond hair and blue eyes in his 60s.

Horson did not introduce the identities of the two, but from the tone of the conversation, it is not difficult to hear his respect for the two. The Huo family is a very disciplined family, and for doing such an improper thing on this occasion, even Huo Jingshan, the daughter that Huo boss most valued, will inevitably be severely punished.

Standing by Huo Jingshan's side, Li Muye clearly felt the eager, begging and even longing gaze from the beautiful eyes next to him.

"Well, I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, this fart is mine." Li Muye clasped his fists and said this, immediately stood up and left the seat, and walked out quickly.

Huo Sen did not have an attack, but if he looked at Li Muye's back intently. Of course he knew who put the fart, so he was very satisfied with the response given by Li Muye. Huo Clan's face was saved. Perhaps this person is only a cook. The two distinguished guests showed their hands and said they didn't care, and smiled back.

Huo Jingshan's face was red, and the person was sitting there, but a heart had already followed Li Muye's footsteps to the outside.

Sometimes, big things can also receive the effect of heroes to save the United States. (End of this chapter)