No money, no house, no car, not much IQ, only one face, such a person sets not only to chase the girl, but also to face a former imperial lady who is above the top. In this impetuous age when sitting in a BMW is the first choice, how should Brother Ono start
This is a problem given by my mother Chen Erjie. If you can't handle it, stay away from her as early as possible. Li Muye couldn't bear it, so he had to pinch his nose to accept.
To conquer a man, start with his stomach. To make a girl fall in love with you, start by pleasing her eyes and ears.
Throughout the ages, apprentices have studied the skills of picking up girls with nothing more than five words: Pan, Donkey, Deng, Xiao, Xian. Pan An's appearance, a big donkey, Deng Tong's wealth, Xiaoyi's well-behaved means and a lot of free time to accompany.
Combined with the current personal situation, Li Muye made a selfish comparison of these five items, and discovered that it seemed that the second sister Chen had assigned only one Deng to the person set for her son. Although Ono isn't much better than Panan, he is definitely clear and handsome, with a first-class appearance. After the word Deng is gone, the other three words are also fully confident. Even Diana, the Russian Yanmar, can be ecstatic, and it is probably not a problem to deal with a domestic little lady.
This shameless deed is the former Xiaoye brother's masterpiece. Whether it is the romantic and wild Meng Fanbing, the arrogant and arrogant Wang Hongye, or the unsophisticated and simple He Xiaoqi, as long as Xiaoye has this just need, he can do it with a little trick. .
At twelve o'clock at noon, at the Gyeongju Grand Hotel, Li Muye wandered at the gate carrying the cooked food, waiting for a chance to meet him.
After a while, I saw Zeng Hongyan, who was dressed in professional women's clothing, appeared plump and capable, came out from the main entrance, and when she was about to meet her, she saw a BMW 7 Series by the side of the road snatching a front in front of her. As soon as the car door opened, a middle-aged man with a successful figure waved to Zeng Hongyan to greet her to get into the car.
Brother Xiaoye is old in the arena, it can be said that his eyes are all empty. At a glance, he knew that the BMW man had the same guts as his own. Look at his cheap mountain bike again, is it his, isn't this making Lao Tzu more difficult
The BMW pulled Zeng Hongyan away.
Li Muye collected the food, rode on his bicycle, and caught up with him at a speed of fifty miles per hour.
The first important thing for a man to chase a woman is to have a thick skin, while for a woman to chase a man, a thin, good skin is almost the same.
On the first point, Brother Xiaoye cultivated early and became a great master.
Boom!
The bicycle chain was overwhelmed and broke. Fortunately, the BMW in front also reached its destination.
Li Muye lost his bicycle and hurried after carrying the food box. Under the surprised gaze of the BMW man, he walked quickly to Zeng Hongyan and said with a big tongue: "You are Zeng Hongyan, right? Your mother promised to marry me as a wife."
Fool, the kind of handsome. He is well-built and exudes a comfortable and attractive hormonal breath.
"I am Zeng Hongyan, but I don't know you." Zeng Hongyan was surprised by the rude man's appearance and figure, and then resisted.
Li Muye grabbed her wrist directly, and said, "Your mother's name is Zeng Baofeng, and she told my mother that she would marry you to me as a daughter-in-law."
"You are the one who drives the excavator?" Zeng Hongyan remembered what happened a few days ago, and said to the middle-aged BMW man who was about to call the police: "Mr. Lu, don't call the police first. This man is our neighbor. He seems to have something wrong with his head. , There may be a misunderstanding here."
The eldest princess of the Taiping Buddha Kingdom had an eighty-point face, and her body was slightly plump, but her flesh and blood were well-proportioned, and she did not seem to have a piece of unpleasant flesh. The voice and tone of speech are relatively soft. On the surface, it looks like a typical Xiaojiabiyu gentle and considerate. Such a woman is more pleasing. On the other hand, Brother Xiaoye noticed a flamboyant scent from her speech to Mr. Lu. This is a pretty little lady who knows how to pretend.
"No misunderstanding, your mother said it to my mother. I waited for you for a long time that day, and you didn't come in the end. Today I said nothing to let you go." Li Muye said, holding the food box in his hand. Opened, the delicious dishes inside are very attractive in this hungry time.
Zeng Hongyan would not be attracted by this bite of food to accept a fool, but her impression of Xiaoye was a little better. In addition to being super handsome and having a great body, this idiot can also cook good dishes.
The middle-aged BMW man looked a little impatient, and said, "Xiao Zeng, what is the situation? Why does this fool say that you are his wife?"
"I don’t know where my mother is wrong. I have to introduce me to the boy from the neighbor’s house. I thought his mother was a high-level intellectual. Mom turned down their mother and son, and I don’t know why he came here." Zeng Hongyan quickly explained it to the BMW guy, and then said to Brother Ono: "Brother, let go of your hand first. OK?"
"Not good!" Li Muye categorically refused, Hu Chuan said: "You look good, I want to marry you as a daughter-in-law, give you some good food, watch TV dramas with you, and give birth to a baby with you."
Although Zeng Hongyan had the experience of wandering around the world with Zeng Xiguo when she was a child, she is considered a woman who has met the world, but after all, she is still an unmarried girl. When she hears such blatant words, her ears are flushed and her good temper will inevitably burst into flames. . She struggled to get rid of Brother Ono's control.
"You quickly let go, or we will really call the police!"
When the middle-aged BMW man heard Zeng Hongyan's call, he immediately took out the phone and prepared to call the police.
Suddenly Li Muye went over and snatched his phone, and raised his fist as if he was about to hit.
Zeng Hongyan cried out in shock: "Why are you still beating people?"
Li Muye said, "Unless you agree to eat the food I cooked for you, and then be good friends with me, I won't beat him." After saying that, he grabbed the collar of the BMW man with one hand and made this sturdy man. President Lu abruptly mentioned it.
Why is this fool so hard? President Lu was unconvinced and wanted to resist. After his feet were off the ground, only fear was left. What he worries most at the moment is that the fool is a mentally handicapped person and does not pay for his life if he kills. It would be too uneconomical if the old man was caught in order to make a girl.
Within a short distance, people can be enemies of the country. At this time, it doesn't work to find anyone, and you must tie the bell to untie the bell. Mr. Lu looked at Zeng Hongyan when he asked for help, and said, "Xiao Zeng, please explain to this brother quickly. Don’t get me wrong. I have nothing to do with you. Since he has prepared the food for you, you Go eat."
Maybe Zeng Hongyan didn’t want to be tiring, maybe she wasn’t very willing to eat with President Lu, or she didn’t dare to refuse President Lu’s order, she immediately nodded and said: “Hey, who, you let go of President Lu, I’ll eat For the food you cook, be your friend, so it's okay." With that, he took the food box from Li Muye.
Li Muye made a gesture to eat and said, "Get in the car and eat, don't be upset."
Professor Chen's stupid son is not only handsome, but also considerate. Zeng Hongyan looked at President Lu with an inquiring gaze.
"Xiao Zeng, what else do you think? Get in the car and eat." Mr. Lu landed on both feet, feeling the collar loosened a lot, and quickly said with a smiley face.
Li Muye said, "You also get in the car and take us to the park for a date in a while."
What about him, the idiot still knows to go on a date in the park. Mr. Lu cursed in his heart, but he always kept a friendly smile on his face. In this case, if you talk to a fool who is obviously mentally abnormal but powerful, you might be a fool if you don't say anything right.
Zeng Hongyan sat in the car and tasted two bites of the food unwillingly. At this time, she could care about whether it was good or not. She meant to deal with the idiot. She quickly explained to the BMW guy: "That Mr. Lu, I’m so sorry, I really don’t know this person. what's going on."
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just eating anyway. It doesn't matter who you eat." President Lu sat in the driving position, feeling a strong hand on the back of his neck, and he didn't dare to say a bad word.
Zeng Hongyan frowned, but she was actually a little disappointed in her heart. This man is too out of seed.
When the BMW came to Jiangbin Park, Li Muye pulled Zeng Hongyan out of the car excitedly, turned around and said to Mr. Lu: "You go back, you are not allowed to come to her in the future."
Mr. Lu watched Li Muyeqiang pulling Zeng Hongyan away, really wanting to drive him into it. He also thought that it was not worth it to kill Zeng Hongyan because of this incident. He wanted to call the police again, but he felt inappropriate when he picked up the phone. Although they used some coercive tactics, they were after all to talk about friends, and Zeng Hongyan didn’t seem to fight hard. This person is again a mentally retarded person. What about him? It was just that when the two of them walked into the gate of the park side by side, they finally thought of looking for a few friends who can beat them in the society.
On the park bench, Li Muye put one hand on Zeng Hongyan's soft little hand, without saying a word, looking at the two young men fighting bulls in the front basketball court.
Zeng Hongyan cleaned the last bite of the meal, put down the food box, and praised: "It's delicious." Then asked: "Is this really made by you?"
Li Muye nodded and said, "Of course."
Zeng Hongyan said: "Let go of my hand, I won't run."
Li Muye said, "No, my mother said, you have to hold hands when you talk about friends."
Zeng Hongyan looked at this handsome profile face, did not forcefully ask to withdraw her hand, and said: "Your mother never said that talking about friends is not a good thing?"
Li Muye said: "I'm not reluctant at all, you look good, I like to see you."
Zeng Hongyan said: "I mean you are trying to force me by doing this."
Li Muye said: "I also look good, and then I cook delicious, and my body is great, playing super sports, girls like me like this, what do you force?"
This idiot is so narcissistic, but it seems to be telling the truth. A guy who can pick up a strong adult man with one hand is not great, and this guy is really good-looking, even more prettier than her girl. The food he made was surprisingly good, and Zeng Hongyan had never eaten such a delicious meal in her life.
It would be nice if he wasn't a fool. She was taken aback by the thoughts that came out of her abruptly.
"You said you can play, dare you show me the next performance." She thought of a clever trick to get rid of the cicada.
Li Muye immediately got up and said: "Okay, let's fight together, you and I will fight with them." As he said, Zeng Hongyan was pulled into the court without any distinction.
Zeng Hongyan hurriedly refused: "Hey, it won't work. You see, I am wearing professional attire and high heels. It is too inconvenient."
Li Muye said: "It's okay, you just need to be responsible for serving." After speaking, he asked the two young people to play two against two.
Seeing that each other has a beautiful sister, the two young men readily agreed out of curiosity and eagerness.
Five minutes later, Zeng Hongyan, who was reluctant and unsmiling at first, had already started to applaud loudly with Ono's exaggerated performance. Even the two young basketball enthusiasts are a little dumbfounded, seriously suspecting that this buddy is a top student from a professional sports college? No matter how far you are, you can shoot. Strong like a bull, the two of them double-teamed, and couldn't pull it when dunking.
A group of uninvited guests came from outside the stadium, and it was the President Lu and a group of social people who rushed over to hit the stadium... (End of this chapter)