The "Ghost Law" clearly states that monsters who do not want to disclose their identities cannot be forced to disclose their identities.
Although it is a bit convoluted to read, this law is still very useful in protecting the power of demons and maintaining the stability of the demon world.
It is true that there are some monsters who always like to lie about themselves as human beings. According to expert analysis, this group is either because they really like humans, or because the original body is too ugly. After all, mountains and seas are vast, and not every monster can be as majestic as a unicorn, and there are still many strange-shaped varieties.
Ji Xingling fell into doubt for a moment, could it be a stunted low self-esteem dogtail.
Lin Jing was thinking about another question. Since neither of them had a fever, what about the story about the cat monster and the monster administrator... But then again, he thought that problematic teenagers didn't like to study and form cliques, so their daily activities might just be too much. Going over the wall to skip school to go to an Internet cafe, smoke and barbecue, and fight in groups. I never expected that there would be such a passionate fantasy type who subdues demons and slays demons. No wonder he wants to customize some monster cards for his younger brother.
"I don't think you need to play truant at all, really." Lin Jing suggested sincerely, "You can apply to the school to form a drama club."
Ji Xingling:
Mr. Xiao Lin continued to walk on the road to rescue the problem students, and stretched out his hand: "Where is the card?"
That's right. Young Master Ji immediately felt relieved, and put the silver-white monster card in his palm: "So what kind of monster are you?"
"Before I answer, I have one more request." Lin Jing said from the bottom of his heart, "Can you send Li Moyuan one too?"
He urgently needs someone to share the pressure with such an overwhelmed secondary school sense. It would be great if another first grader is willing to lower his IQ.
Ji Xingling: What the hell are you talking about.
"Then consider my proposal. I'll go buy a box of amoxicillin first." Lin Jing put the monster card in his trouser pocket, turned and went into the pharmacy.
Ji Xingling: "..."
Question: What is more difficult to understand than English
Answer: Plant language.
Just at this time, Lao Xu from the swagger shop called and asked when the two of them would be there.
"We're almost downstairs." Ji Xingling said, "Ten minutes."
"The other kid who bought AJ is also a monster?" Lao Xu yawned, "I'm not the same person. I drank too much wine in the afternoon, and I'm bored. Anyway, there are no customers in the store."
—The head of Nanshan Mountain is called Que Mountain, and the head of it is called Zhaoyao Mountain, facing the West Sea. There is a beast named Yan, whose shape is like a crocodile and white ears, and it walks along pedestrians, and its name is 狌狌.
Lao Xu is a well-known trendy shop owner in this area. He sells shoes as his main business and wine as a side business. He is surrounded by beautiful women all the year round, and he lives a very good life.
Lin Jing packed the anti-inflammatory medicine into her schoolbag: "Let's go, I just heard from the cashier sister that the bullfrog shop is quite popular, let's finish it early and go to the queue."
"Hey." Ji Xingling followed behind him, "Why don't you ask me what kind of monster I am?"
"Before you bring Li Moyuan into the gang, don't discuss this issue with me."
"..."
Plant language is difficult to understand +1.
There are only four elevators in Wanhe Building, and there are many and mixed people. People who come in and out have to stop at almost every floor.
There is no Internet on the mobile phone, and there is a young couple next to them who may be in a period of passionate love. They cannot be separated from each other for a moment, kissing each other sticky, and the perfume on their bodies is pungent. After finally reaching the twenty-eighth floor, Lin Jing sneezed three or four times in one breath, feeling that she was about to be fainted.
"This place has always been like this, dirty and messy." Ji Xingling bought three bottles of drinks, "You first bring a bottle to Lao Xu, he will be waiting in the shop in front, by the way, Lao Xu is the boss of Zhaoyaoshan You, although you look fierce, you have a good personality, don't be afraid when you see her, there was no signal in the elevator just now, I'll go and return a missed call."
"Oh." Lin Jing took the drink, still dizzy and didn't hear clearly.
At the corner, the shop sign of Zhaoyaopu is a red neon tube, flickering on and off, eye-catching.
Ji Xingling leaned against the wall and made a phone call: "I was in the elevator just now, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing." On the other end is the fat boss of the drug beast in the grocery store, "Didn't you ask me to find out why Yuesheng dropped out of school? Because he instigated monsters to threaten humans, he needs to be dealt with strictly, so he was forcibly sent to underage demon reformation." School, you have to stay there for a year."
Ji Xingling instantly stood up straight: "Human?"
"Yeah, the one who was bewitched by the Jinhua cat." The fat boss was still babbling, "You talk about that Qiongqi, who didn't even know whether his classmate was a human or a demon, so he dared to bribe the cat demon to seduce him? Did he think that The other party is also a little monster, so if you frighten them, you will be fined at most? This is considered a fall... Hey? There is no sound from your side, and no signal?"
Holding the mobile phone, Ji Xingling watched Lin Jing push open the door of the swagger shop from afar, eyes wide open, and dumbfounded.
i fuck...
There are no customers in the store, it is very quiet.
"Brother Xu?" Lin Jing stood by the shoe rack and tried to call out, "I'm Ji Xingling's classmate, are you in the store?"
"Sit by yourself." The door curtain moved, and a... hairy, terrifying orangutan came out from inside
Lin Jing didn't have the slightest precaution, his heart suffocated, and he almost threw the drink in his hand.
"Old Xu!" In the next second, a roar exploded behind him, "Go and change my cosplay clothes for me!"
Suu: "..."
Lin Jing was also yelled until his knees went limp, and his shock was doubled.
Ji Xingling hugged his shoulders, pretending to be calm: "I forgot to remind you, Brother Xu usually likes this kind of fancy clothes, and his taste is very perverted."
Old Xu hesitated to speak, turned around silently and went back to the room.
A minute later, a trendy cool guy with a mohawk hairstyle and a red AJ came out.
"I'm sorry, classmate, I scared you."
"It's okay." Lin Jing had already recovered a lot, "I've never seen such a realistic prop. If I go to the comic exhibition, I will definitely win the first place. Did you make it yourself?"
"... I guess." I grew up.
Sitting on the sofa, Ji Xingling drank a whole bottle of iced Coke in one go, his fingers still trembling slightly.
Lin Jing was puzzled: "Are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's just too boring in the elevator." Ji Xingling was not in the mood to sort out the cause and effect for the time being, and changed the subject, "Go to the cashier to sign the form first, and Lao Xu always pays a 30% deposit."
"Don't! I'm so familiar with you, what's the deposit? We'll see when the goods arrive next week." The cool guy is also very heart-thumping at the moment, and just wants to send these two brats away quickly, "I'll get you s things."
Lin Jing asked casually, "What shoes did you order?"
"It's not shoes. Old Xu also has... a wine cellar. My grandfather's birthday is next month, so I asked him to buy a small bottle of, um, wine."
"Ji Xingling, are you really feeling well? Your head is covered with sweat. Otherwise, let's go home. I'll treat you to a bullfrog next time."
"… also."
The way home was silent.
The taxis stop and go, stop and go, and the red lights are constantly blocked, making nine twists and eighteen turns.
Lin Jing was a little motion sick, so he had been listening to music with headphones on. It just so happened that Ji Xingling didn't really want to talk at the moment.
He carefully recalled the whole process of the encounter between the two, and finally found out what the problem was - from the beginning to the end, he unilaterally determined that the monster certificate belonged to Lin Jing. As for the reasons, one is that he was the only stranger at the scene, and the other is the key point, the refreshing and clean aura on the other party is indeed like the fog in the deepest part of the monster forest, wrapped in the wind in the drizzle, permeating the air. Between flowers and blades of grass.
So... Could it be some kind of shower gel jointly produced by monsters and humans? Putting his right hand on his forehead, Ji Xingling let out a deep breath, exhausted physically and mentally.
Lin Jing caught a glimpse of it out of the corner of his eye, and handed over a box of mints: "Do you want to eat?"
Ji Xingling poured out seven or eight pills in a trance, and threw them all into his mouth.
Lin Jing was surprised: "This is the super cold version, aren't you spicy?"
Brother Xing with a cold face: "It's okay."
Tongue hurts too much to speak.
The two stuck together for almost two hours before returning home.
Lin Jing has long been Shuang's eggplant, and he said hello and wanted to go back to 1302, but Ji Xingling called him back: "Hey, that monster... no, it's a broken card, you should give it to me first."
"You changed your mind again, don't you plan to recruit me?"
Ji Xingling bit the bullet: "Yes."
Maybe it was because his expression was too stiff, as if he was very shocked, Lin Jing felt a little soft-hearted: "Actually, I think your organization is quite interesting, really, otherwise, you don't need to look for Li Moyuan anymore, I can join."
Ji Xingling: "... No, I can't force you."
"It's not forced at all." Lin Jing opened the door of 1302, "Then see you at school tomorrow, you go to bed early."
Ji Xingling: "..."
You come back to me!
Jiang Fenfang is knitting a scarf in the living room. After autumn, winter is coming.
"Auntie, is there anything to eat at home?" Lin Jing put down his schoolbag, "I have something to eat today, I'm hungry."
"Yes, I'll cook you a bowl of thin noodles with chicken soup." Jiang Fenfang stood up, "Fifteen minutes."
Soon there was a clatter of pots and pans in the kitchen.
In terms of taking care of children, Gu Huo Niao is a master. She mixed side dishes with one hand, turned noodles in the pot with the other, and could find time to press the phone answer button with the tip of her wing, and whispered softly through her earphones: "Xiao Jing is very used to life here, Mrs. Lin You don't have to worry... yes, I made a lot of friends, and I went out with the classmate next door today... the test results haven't come out yet, but he studied hard... um..."
The kitchen in 1301 is also very busy. Hu Meimei is cooking soufflé biscuits. This is a new recipe she learned from the parent group in the community.
Ji Xingling locked the bedroom door and called Hu Lie: "Uncle, help me check the number of a monster card."
"No!" The Nine-Tailed Fox on the opposite side frowned vigilantly, "Don't even think about it, you will be fired."
"I'll keep it a secret." Ji Xingling urged, "And you helped my mother catch the bird!"
"Who did Cha Gu catch the bird for? Are all of you unicorns repaying their kindness like this?"
"Don't take out your opinion of my dad on me."
"..."
The quarrel lasted for half an hour.
In the end, Hu Lie was unwilling, and said angrily: "Do you know if you keep it secret? If you dare to spread it out, I will put your naked butt photo on the Shanhai APP homepage. This serial number is Zhongqu Mountain's 櫰木, underage little monster, Jin A student from the Eighteenth Middle School in the city, named Zou Fafa, I won’t take the photo, if you want to see it yourself, how did he provoke you?”
"No, I picked up a monster card, curious." Ji Xingling was weak.
Hu Lie breathed a sigh of relief: "I told you earlier, I thought something serious happened. Remember to hand it over to Qingji when you have time. It is against the rules to withhold other people's documents without permission. Of course, if this little monster loses his documents carelessly, he will also have to pay a fine and notify him." criticize."
Ji Xingling was not in the mood to listen to his nagging, so he threw the phone on the table, thought about it, took it back and dialed a series of numbers again.
The fat grocery store boss was very surprised: "You miss me so much today?"
"Is the monitoring for this month still available?"
"certainly."
Half an hour later, Ji Xingling knocked on the door of 1302.
Lin Jing said, "Hey, you haven't slept yet?"
"Suddenly remembered something." Ji Xingling looked around, "Where's your aunt?"
Lin Jing helped him get a bottle of drink: "I went to the supermarket downstairs to buy some fruit."
"Are these people the ones who wanted to kidnap me that day?" Ji Xingling handed the phone to him.
Lin Jing took a closer look: "Yes, in the grocery store in the back alley, did you go to adjust the surveillance?"
Ji Xingling calmed down a little: "Yes."
The forest is big, and there are all kinds of strange flowers.
For example, David, a German who came to China to learn high-speed rail technology, did not develop agriculture and plant carrots.
Another example is Zou Fafa, who can even lose his mother's monster card, and quickly finds it if he loses it.
It is best not to appear near mountains and seas.
Otherwise, brother Xing hits once.