Mr. Ji's way of showing off as an adult unicorn has always been simple and rude. Basically, he is holding the cub in front of others, similar to watching! my son! Is it great! The rampage and showing off his power made all the relatives and friends feel toothache.
Isn't it just a cub, as if no one has it!
But no one dared to say it in front of the big unicorn, because it wouldn't be worth it if it was split by lightning.
So everyone is "hmm, yes, yes, wow, the cub is so cute", such a daily business.
The big family is very harmonious.
In the small bedroom of 1302, Ji Xingling was sitting on the table, sharing Ms. Hu Meimei's flamboyant acting skills with Teacher Xiaolin: "Tell me, isn't my mother exaggerating? She almost wrapped all the diamonds around her body today."
Lin Jingle: "I am willing to contribute the first place in my grade to make my aunt happy."
"She also asked my dad to book a seat and said that we would have dinner together in the evening, but I finally refused."
"Why do you refuse?"
Ji Xingling was taken aback, why didn't he refuse, no one would like to have dinner with the parents of his classmates, like Yu Yizhou and the others, every time they are at the dinner table, life would be worse than death.
"I don't care." Lin Jing replied while changing the refill of the gel pen.
Ji Xingling thought about it, yes, when eating with parents, the topic on the table is nothing more than study, study and study. The last member like Yu Yizhou, who is ignorant and incompetent, can't stand this torture of the soul, but Teacher Xiaolin is different, Xiaolin The teacher is the first in the whole class, and can show in all directions!
So he said: "Then let's go out to eat at night. My parents just want to thank you all the time. What do you want to eat?"
"It's all right."
Ji Xingling called Mr. Ji, reported on the meal, and added: "Chinese food and Western food are all available, but Lin Jing doesn't seem to eat much onions, ginger, garlic, carrots and celery, and thorny fish. Don’t eat tofu and Houttuynia cordata… what are you doing!”
Lin Jing grabbed the phone without changing his face: "Hello, uncle, I'm Xiao Jing, um, I eat everything, I'm not picky, don't listen to Ji Xing messing around."
Ji Xingling:
Lin Jing: "Yes, thank you Uncle, goodbye Uncle."
He hung up the phone and threw the phone back: "At six o'clock in the evening, let's go to the south bank of the river together."
Ji Xingling increased his knowledge again, and said in shock: "So you good students are all so hypocritical in front of your parents?"
"Then what if it's not?" Straightforward, bold and straight.
"..." No, it's very powerful.
Since Lin Jing was invited in the evening, Jiang Fenfang also took half a day off to go home to the administration company to deal with some matters.
At 5:30, Mr. Xiaolin found out a light gray coat, turned on the video call, and asked his mother for advice on dressing.
Shang Wei first complimented habitually that my son is handsome no matter what, then he reacted in time and asked vigilantly, "Are you on a date?"
Lin Jing replied: "No, I don't need to study at night today, Ji Xingling's parents want to invite me to dinner, so I can't be disheartened and embarrass you and my father."
"This neighbor is really nice." Shang Wei was relieved, "How about this, mom and the parents of the other party add WeChat to each other, is it convenient for you to see, and thank you."
"Okay, I'll ask later." Lin Jing put on the T-shirt, "Then I'll wear this, and we'll talk tonight."
He went to the bathroom to smooth his hair, took a selfie and threw it into the group of friends in Ningcheng No. 3 Middle School.
BEAST: Brother Lin, it's not midnight yet, why are you so coquettish all of a sudden.
Wei: Are you afraid that we will forget your handsome face, so you remind us regularly
Reachable: Evaluation.
BEAST: Awesome!
Wei: Awesome!
Bray: Awesome!
Kodak: Are you rebellious
Wei: Rebellion!
Bray: Rebellion!
BEAST: Rebellion!
Da Ke: I will give you a chance to tell the truth.
Wei: This is the cute outfit that parents love most.
Bray: This is what parents love to wear.
BEAST: This is what parents love to wear.
Lin Jing gave out several red envelopes as rewards, turned off the repetition machine group, and left on time.
The anti-theft door of 1301 was ajar. Ji Xingling was still wearing his sportswear, leaning against the elevator and playing with his mobile phone. When he saw him, he was a little dazed, and then learned again: "You are amazing."
"Not great, just average." Lin Jing was calm and modest, "When it comes to pleasing parents, my experience is only fifty or sixty years ahead of you."
Ji Minglang and Hu Meimei also packed up and went out. As expected, they praised Lin Jing as soon as they saw them. They were dressed energetically and warmly, unlike some people who wore crooked T-shirts and a ragged coat, no different from beggars on the street.
Eldest Young Master: "..."
Didn't you still praise me when you came back from the parent meeting? What kind of fleeting parental love is this
The four of them took the elevator to the parking lot. Taking advantage of Ji Minglang and Hu Meimei in front, Lin Jing asked, "How about it? Shall I teach you? It's free."
Ji Xingling "cut": "I don't want to learn."
You Xingge don't pretend to be obedient, you always do your own way, so it's cool!
Jiangnan is a restaurant with improved Sichuan cuisine. Ji Minglang came up and ordered a braised wild turtle first, then ordered eel with watercress, dried abalone, and sea cucumber with red wine. Can it be so healthy. At this time, Hu Meimei handed the menu to Lin Jing: "What do you like to eat?"
Ji Xingling tapped his chopsticks: "Hey, help me order a Coke with ice."
"Coke is too sweet, why don't you make a pot of Pu'er." Lin Jing flipped through the menu and said, "I also want chicken soup with fresh vegetables and truffle noodles."
Ji Xingling:
Hu Meimei was very happy to be coaxed again, and took the opportunity to educate her son: "Look at Xiao Jing, eating more will make parents worry."
Ji Xingling's chest tightness: No, that's not the case. He can even pick out the chopped carrots in the cafeteria bit by bit, and the things he doesn't eat can circle the world if he put them together. Mom, you can't be fooled by illusions!
"Auntie." Lin Jing said again, "My mother would like to add your WeChat, can I
"Of course." Hu Meimei readily agreed.
Most of Shang Wei's circle of friends are related to the medical field, and occasionally post about family and flowers, standard intellectuals.
The two mothers chatted quickly, and Lin Jing talked to Uncle Ji again about the boring MAX topic of "Are there fewer and fewer wild turtles in the river?" Absolutely, compared with the news network. Ji Xingling was so blinded by this series of showmanship, he had nothing to say, but drank the cup of Pu'er in front of him to show his admiration.
The boss of Jiangnan is Ji Minglang's friend. He is on a business trip for the past two days. After hearing the supervisor's report, he asked him to deliver a bottle of champagne to the box. He also specially took care of the children's taste. It's sweet and very suitable. Drink during family reunion.
Ji Xingling was afraid that there would be a Spring Festival Gala scene like "Together toast, parents and Teacher Xiaolin wishing him good grades in unison", so he quickly took a big sip consciously, and changed the subject: "What kind of wine, why does it have no taste at all. "
"Peach wine." Lin Jing looked at the bottle, he didn't like the taste of bursting bubbles, so he took two sips, Ji Minglang and Hu Meimei were not interested, only Ji Xingling next to him, maybe because he didn't get a cola with ice just now , Thinking that the wine is not strong anyway, so I simply asked for a bucket of ice to go with it as a drink. After the meal, he drank the full bottle of champagne smoothly.
Lin Jing stretched out three fingers: "Are you drunk, how much is it?"
Ji Xingling patted him away: "Three percent alcohol content, who are you looking down on?"
It was completely dark outside.
On the way back, there were still three people sitting in the back row, with Ji Minglang sitting in the co-driver.
"I'm sleepy, get some sleep." Ji Xingling tilted his head and leaned against the window.
Hu Meimei was talking to Lin Jing about school affairs, but no one paid any attention to him, and only asked the driver to turn up the temperature inside the car a little. When turning a corner halfway, Mr. Xiao Lin, who was sitting in the middle, had no strength in his hands, so he leaned slightly towards Ji Xingling's direction, and then picked up something suspiciously: "Is this... a toy?"
"Huh?" Hu Meimei turned her head, and after seeing clearly what was in his hand, she was almost shocked, "Old Ji!"
Lin Jing was also very frightened by the voice, and let go of his hand, causing someone's tail to fall back with a "snap".
Ji Xingling frowned and didn't wake up.
A piece of light flickered outside the window, briefly illuminating the row of mysterious scales on his collarbone.
Ji Minglang: My cub!
In desperation, Hu Meimei couldn't think of any other way for the time being, so she pulled Lin Jing into her arms and pressed the back of his head: "It's nothing... don't be afraid, Ji Minglang, Ji Minglang, hurry up and put away this scary toy." stand up!"
The adult unicorn pressed the cub's forehead with one hand, helping the son maintain his human form.
Lin Jing pressed his face against her shoulder, his posture was twisted, so he had to say with difficulty: "It's okay, Auntie, I'm not afraid."
"Aren't you... not afraid?" Hu Meimei glanced at her husband.
Ji Minglang nodded slightly.
"Just don't be afraid." Hu Meimei let go of her hand, her heart still beating wildly.
The driver, Lao Feng, is a flying snake. This time, his mind was spinning very quickly, and he opened his mouth: "Why is this thing still there? I remember last time a bloody severed hand popped out. After Xiaoxia was so scared that he was almost hospitalized, I threw it away. Already."
Lin Jing: ... so hardcore
"Who knows." Hu Meimei patted Lin Jing, "Fortunately I didn't scare you."
Fortunately, you just picked it up and didn't pull it hard.
Otherwise, it is not a horror toy, but a real horror story.
Ji Minglang asked Hu Meimei and Lin Jing to get off the car at Jiang'an Bookstore on the pretext of taking Ji Xingling to a relative's house. He and Lao Feng walked around half a circle before wrapping his son in a blanket and returning to 1301 in the form of black mist and thunder. .
"What's the matter?" Hu Meimei asked quickly.
"It's okay." Ji Minglang put the sleepy cub back on the bed: "He seems to have absorbed too much spiritual power recently, and he has some indigestion, so he can't control his form after drinking a little wine."
Hu Meimei didn't understand: "Why do you absorb too much? Since I was five years old, I have been eating one spiritual fruit for three months, and I have been eating like this. Could it be that the old trees in Penglai Mountain have been transformed and upgraded, and their spiritual power has doubled?"
Ji Minglang frowned slightly: "Probably not, the Demon Management Committee has never received an application."
Hu Meimei was distressed: "Then where did he get the spiritual power?"
Although it is not a bad thing, each minor monster itself needs regular supplements of spiritual fruit, but just like human calcium tablets and vitamins, there are dosage regulations, otherwise it will not only cause indigestion, but also tend to overgrow. A terrifying phenomenon in which a tail emerges unconsciously.
"After Xiaoxing wakes up, ask him what he's eaten recently." Ji Minglang said, "I'll go to the Demon Management Committee to see if there are any problems in the several spirit fruit production areas."
Hu Meimei nodded and watched Mr. Ji "bang" out of the window.
The unicorn cub was still fast asleep, with a bulging belly, and it seemed that he had indigestion.
Mother Nine-Tailed Fox sighed and helped him slowly disperse his spiritual energy.
1302 next door, Lin Jing is also looking online, what kind of tricky toy can be in the shape of a whole strip, and can also pop out bloody hands-of course, nothing is found. This combination sounds very inexplicable, and it is almost topped with "slow-selling goods" With three big characters, no manufacturer is willing to produce it.
But the feel of that tail...is very realistic, it is smooth and cool and can move, and the switch is controlled by temperature, which is really not like the handwriting of a small workshop.
He frowned and thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out. He could only be sure that there must be something wrong with the whole thing, and Aunt Hu also overreacted. But it’s not quite right, isn’t it? Lin Jing didn’t intend to continue asking, firstly, it was unnecessary, and secondly, it was impolite, so he quickly put the toy incident behind him, lying on the sofa, biting a popsicle, and giving it to him. My mother called to report on the evening's dinner. The theme can be summed up as "I performed very well and did not embarrass you and my dad".
Shang Wei said with a smile: "During the winter vacation, my father and I plan to come to Jincheng to pick you up for the New Year. By the way, I would like to thank Ji's parents."
"Um."
"Apart from Ji Xingling, have you made any other friends?"
"Yes, there are many. Our classmates are all very good." Lin Jing threw the wooden stick into the trash can, "Mom, don't worry, I can take care of myself."
"Don't be bored studying at home all day long, you'll get bored, go out with your classmates more." Shang Wei's exhortations come and go in just a few words, which is a good student's privilege, like the young master next door and his friend Yu Zhouzhou , you will always only be worthy of "come back to study before eight o'clock".
Of course, the unicorn cub didn’t need to study this night. It lay on the soft goose down quilt and slept until noon on Saturday. It didn’t open its eyes lazily until the aroma of the kitchen floated into the bedroom, staring at the ceiling in a daze for a moment. bell.
"Little Xing." Hu Meimei knocked on the door, "Are you awake?"
The unicorn cub answered hoarsely, lazily changed back to human form, and rubbed his face: "Mom, did I get drunk last night? The champagne was really strong."
"You're not drunk." Hu Meimei opened the curtains, "But you were caught by Xiao Jing's tail."
Ji Xingling didn't take any precautions, Shun! between! clear! Awake!
What is this bolt from the blue? !
He sat up suddenly, facing the glaring sunlight outside the window, his mind was in a daze: "What does it mean to catch the tail, and then what?"
"No, don't panic." Hu Meimei patted her son on the shoulder, "You have to tell mom what you ate out recently."
Ji Minglang had already checked last night, and the management committee of the demon had never received any application for upgrading the spirit fruit tree, and there was no incident in the demon world that "due to absorbing too much spiritual power and exposed the prototype to the public", in other words, the unicorn cub was really Just fed up.
After confirming that he had not completely transformed in front of Mr. Xiao Lin, Ji Xingling finally breathed a sigh of relief. But he recalled it for a long time, and he couldn’t figure out where he ate the spirit fruit. It stands to reason that this thing is not cheap, swagger, Penglai, Yiwang, Qingqiu... There are only a few production areas in total, and they are still very precious. Wouldn't it be a gift from the canteen on the second floor of Furong Court? Or school iced Coke buy one get free surprise
Hu Meimei was also puzzled. After asking her son the menu for the past two days, she still had no idea, so she could only say: "Then you don't eat or drink outside for the past two months. I will ask Uncle Feng to deliver the food to you on time every day." School, observe for a while first."
Ji Xingling nodded: "Okay."
Fortunately, the excess spiritual power of the unicorn cub is not serious, it is just a little overfed, and unless he gets drunk or gets sick again, he will not turn into a beast out of control.
The phone on the bedside table dinged, and Ji Xingling took it over to unlock it. As a result, a vast green dialog box flashed up, starting at seven o'clock in the morning—
Da Ke: Come and memorize English.
Da Ke: Ji Xingling got up.
Da Ke: Ji Xingling, you are lazy again.
Da Ke: Ji Xingling, have you finished your math homework
…
Judging from the time, almost every time Mr. Xiaolin is tired from studying, he touches his mobile phone and presses five or six messages incessantly. It is right to relax, and the last one is a minute ago.
Da Ke: Aunt Jiang is making croquettes, do you want to eat them
Ji Xingling stepped on the slippers and went to the bathroom: "Mom, I'm going to do homework with Lin Jing."
"eat first."
"Eat next door."
Hu Meimei: "..."
Ji Xingling: "..."
Ji Xingling tried to argue: "No, Mom, I haven't forgotten. I remember what you said, but there are no monsters next door. Aunt Jiang doesn't count. She has no reason to secretly feed me spiritual fruits."
"That's not okay either." Hu Meimei's attitude was firm, "Otherwise, just stay at home and don't go anywhere."
Ji Xingling surrendered: "All right, I'll eat at home."
He replied a WeChat message to Mr. Xiaolin, and after eating, he brought a huge thermos of water with him before being put into 1302 by Hu Meimei.
Lin Jing asked in surprise, "Why did you buy the exact same cup again?"
Ji Xingling's aesthetics was questioned again, and he was so wronged that he couldn't explain it, so he had to perfunctory: "Recently, my throat has been dry, so my mother made some grass to soak in water. It's convenient to bring a cup."
"Did you eat too little vegetables? I'll get you an apple."
"No need!" Ji Xingling pulled him back, "My mother also said so, so I just finished eating a lot of...oranges."
"Well, if you don't want to eat, you can just say no, why are you pinching me so hard?"
"..."
It wasn't intentional, you brother Xing is a little nervous right now.
Lin Jing leaned on the chair, swayed slowly with one foot on the desk bar, and said while paddling with the class, "I saw Yu Yizhou and the others were all in the gymnasium, so I thought you were going too."
"No." Ji Xingling felt that he would not continue to participate in basketball activities until the meal ban was lifted, otherwise he would have to carry a middle-aged and elderly health-preserving thermos with him, and he would not be ridiculed by the group of grandchildren headed by Yu Yizhou, so he said casually Say, "I'm going to save time and study hard."
Lin Jing tested the temperature of his forehead.
Young Master Ji felt ridiculed: "What's so hot about this!"
"Proper exercise is good for the brain to relax, you don't have to be so strict with yourself."
"That won't work, my mother still points at me for the 500 in the final exam." Ji Xingling was in charge of acting, and simply explained another matter together, "Also, I have to bring my own meals for these two months, so I won't go to the cafeteria. What, my stomach is not feeling well."
Lin Jing wondered: "Why do you have an uncomfortable throat and stomach? Did you drink too much yesterday, or go to the hospital for a checkup?"
"No need." Ji Xingling waved his hand coolly, talking nonsense endlessly, "I'm a sequelae of learning, you know, as soon as I read the books and homework, my back hurts and my legs cramp, and I can't do anything anywhere. Very stressful."
Lin Jing said that this disease is a good match for you.
At noon on Monday, Uncle Feng delivered the meal package on time, and Yu Yizhou looked puzzled: "What kind of strange behavior are you doing?"
"It's just my mother." Ji Xingling looked for an excuse, "She's been learning how to cook at home these past two days, she's very enthusiastic, and even forced me and my dad to join in the show. The water in this thermos is also the same. It's said that it doesn't matter what grass or whatever is used. Anyway, just drink it, as long as she is happy."
Yu Yizhou gritted his teeth: "Auntie's making desserts is okay, cooking... really don't want me to bring you some takeaway?"
"It's okay, you guys go to eat quickly, don't worry about me."
"That's fine, what do you want to bring and then message me on WeChat." Yu Yizhou patted him on the shoulder and asked Lin Jing again, "Together?"
Teacher Kobayashi replied calmly: "Oh, I also brought it myself."
Ji Xingling:
Yu Yizhou: You two, absolutely! Shouldn't I have asked at all, can I just say it sooner next time.
He stretched out his hand to pull Ge Hao, and left.
Lin Jing turned her head: "What do you think I am doing, can't I bring my own food?"
"... Can you not get excited, I haven't said anything yet."
"Then I've already answered." Lin Jing took out the lunch box, "I'll go to the teacher's office to warm it up, how about you?"
"No need." Ji Xingling rubbed his head in a good mood, "I'll take you to the principal's office, and we'll have dinner at Uncle Tang's from now on."
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