Shanhai High School

Chapter 71: Those who skipped class last year will be able to attend the school celebration performance

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The commemorative first open room, one bed per person.

Lin Jing's mind was full of all kinds of weird monsters under the old tree, and even his dreams were messed up. The air conditioner in the hotel was humming, making his mouth dry, and before the alarm clock rang in the morning, he was awakened by thirst.

There were still voices in the corridor and the sound of the suitcase being dragged, which made him feel a little bit out of time. He half-stretched to touch a bottle of water from the bedside table, unscrewed it and drank half of it before realizing... Why is there a person on the bed? ? !

Ji Xingling looked upright: "Why do you look at me with such confused eyes?"

Lin Jing asked calmly, "What do you think?"

Ji Xingling took the mineral water from his hand and drank the remaining half of the bottle: "It's still early, let's sleep a little longer."

"Don't try to change the subject."

"Because I can't sleep in that bed." The young master didn't have the slightest intention to move his nest, and said brazenly, "Your bed should be more comfortable, which is the most basic physiological need in Maslow's hierarchy, okay? Instinct to chase food and clothing.” It can be seen that politics is really not in vain.

Teacher Xiao Lin habitually said: "Why can't I sleep, did you wet the bed in the middle of the night?"

In the end, you Xinggoth calmed down: "Well, I just wet the bed."

Lin Jing choked for a moment, probably because he was stunned by this unscrupulous "um", and was speechless for a long time: "Get up, go to school!"

"I don't want to go to school." Ji Xingling leaned against the head of the bed and rubbed his head, "After the college entrance examination, let's go traveling together, where do you want to go?"

"Go abroad with a score of 600, go out of the province with a score of 500, and take the subway to a farmhouse in the suburbs with a score of 400." Lin Jing got up and put on a T-shirt. "I'll go wash up first, and you sleep for another ten minutes."

The points are quite fine! Ji Xingling raised his voice and asked, "Then what if I get 300 points in the exam?"

Lin Jing stood at the door of the bathroom with a toothbrush in his mouth, his face was full of "You got 300 points in the test and you still have the courage to start traveling"

Ji Xingling emphasized: "300 points also have the right to travel!"

"If you score 300 points in the test," Lin Jing dragged the toothbrush out of his mouth, "then we will report a 99 yuan package of food and accommodation for 7 days and 8 nights to travel across the country. We leave early and return late every day, and follow the guide to various black-hearted shopping stores—"

"Shut up, can you cherish our first couple's tour!" Ji Xingling raised his hands in surrender, "I'll learn, I'll start learning now!"

He got up from the bed, brushed his teeth and washed his face next to Mr. Xiao Lin, and put his hands on his shoulder dishonestly. The two people in the mirror were about the same height, and even their messy hair looked a good match. Ji Xingling suddenly asked, "Hey, will we be like this in the future?"

"What is the future like?"

Ji Xingling wiped his face dry: "After going to university, I will also fill in a school near Peking University. We will find a house outside the school, and we can live together on weekends."

"Have you chosen a school yet?"

"I haven't chosen a school yet, but I've already chosen a community."

Lin Jing threw the disposable toothbrush into the trash can: "If you score more than 600 in the college entrance examination, we will look at the house together."

Ji Xingling has gotten used to Mr. Xiao Lin's love model where everything is tied to the score, and he has also learned to bargain: "600 is too high, 500 is okay?"

"If you get 600 points in the test, we can not only travel abroad, but also live together on weekends. It is a good business without losing money. And you have already got 600 points in the test. If you work harder, it is not impossible to get 640 in the test. 640 is almost the same It's the admission score of Peking University in previous years, don't you want to go to Peking University with me?"

I fucking miss it so much! Ji Xingling's blood boiled, that's right, I can pass the 600 exam, so why can't I pass the 640 exam? I'm OK! I can!

Thinking about it again, it doesn't seem quite right. Who said I can get 600 in the exam now

Lin Jing glanced at him coldly: "You can cross the distance from 320 to 520, why can't you cross from 520 to 600? Are you questioning your IQ, or my teaching level?"

Ji Xingling: "..."

Mr. Xiaolin knows how to nest dolls and put on hats, like a machine gun, so it's hard to talk to.

Brother Xing chose to shut up.

The two got up too early, dawdling in the hotel after breakfast before going to school, and the radio hadn't started to ring in the morning. Dongshan Building is still surrounded by safety nets, and sporadic workers come and go, and nothing unusual can be seen. The fly ash soil and rocks on the playground have been cleared and filled. The big trees swayed gently in the morning breeze as usual, and the morning sun and birds passed through the leaves, shaking golden shadows mottled.

A school guarded by monsters is so cool and wonderful.

Ji Xingling threw a bottle of water on Yu Yizhou's table: "Why are you yawning so much, you went to rob a bank last night?"

"Fart." Yu Porridge was listless, and said a sentence that both people and gods were angry with, "Am I short of money? Do I need to rob a bank?"

A circle of innocent people around: "Shut up, you hateful rich people."

Yu Yizhou poured most of the bottle of water and struggled to copy homework. Wei Xue went to Lao Wang's office and got back a registration form: "Who wants to apply for the program next month's school celebration?"

There was an uproar in the audience, and several boys said in a long tone: "Then it must be the two sisters of the first class, everyone stood up and applauded!"

The applause is sparse, which shows that this thing is really boring, even more boring than a sports meeting. There are not many literary and artistic talents in the first class of the second year of high school, or to be more precise, only Luo Linsi and Wei Xue are acting as appearances. But even if the goddess has a beautiful face, the majority of male compatriots have long since lost their passion after getting along day and night. The program has not yet been set, and they have already planned which Internet cafe to go to for the half-day holiday of the school celebration.

Wei Xue: "To be honest, I don't want to bother you guys. I plan to sing a song by myself. But I can't. According to Teacher Wang's latest instruction, our class must report for a group program for this school celebration."

The so-called group program basically means the participation of the whole class, even if you don't go on stage, you have to be a staff member. Yu Yizhou was puzzled: "Why did Lao Wang suddenly come up with such a new idea?"

Wei Xue said kindly, "Brother Yu, I can't thank you. The last school celebration brought the whole class of men and women to skip class together, which made Lao Wang very angry."

Yu Yizhou: "..."

Yu Yizhou: "It's not me, it's Brother Xing."

"Anyway, you don't want to run away this time." Wei Xue said, "Let's discuss it first. During evening self-study, Teacher Wang will make official statistics."

The classroom was buzzing, and everyone expressed that there was nothing negotiable about it, and they would sing in a chorus if they wanted to go on stage, the kind that anyone can fish in troubled waters. Ji Xingling turned his head and asked Lin Jing: "Do you have any literary expertise?"

"Does cursing in English count?"

"..." Well, I think you're cute even if you don't have special skills.

The two handsome guys were not interested in the school celebration, and spent the morning class absent-mindedly. Ji Xingling didn't even eat lunch, so he went to the Demon Management Committee to inquire about what happened last night. Lin Jing also didn't go to the cafeteria, bought sandwiches and water, sat on the bench next to the big tree, and hastily filled his stomach.

The guarding tree is full of branches and leaves, because there are still many people in the school, so there is no way to stretch out the branches and pat the anxious child's head, and can only silently drop a few pink and white flowers, which land on his English language. In the book, the fragrance is light and elegant.

It wasn't until class was about to start that Ji Xingling came back in a hurry.

Lin Jing asked: "How is it?"

"Basically, I figured it out." Ji Xingling glanced at the guardian tree next to him, and whispered, "This is a building tree."

According to the rumors, Jianmu is a bridge connecting heaven, earth, humans and gods, but in real life, the number of such ancient sacred trees is very small, and most of them will be disguised as other forest trees, making it difficult to be found.

Ji Xingling continued: "Wei Li and those kidnappers are in the same group. What they have always wanted is this building tree. They want to take advantage of the opportunity of rebuilding the Dongshan Building to dig it up, but they can't get rid of Uncle Tang for a long time, so they will retreat. And the next best thing is to kidnap you."

"Didn't you just say the dragon blood tree?"

"The dragon's blood tree is just a lie they lied during the interrogation. They kidnapped you because they saw you frequently dealing with the sacred tree and misunderstood that you were also of the same family as Jianmu."

In fact, the aura of Jianmu is very faint, and the hundred-year-old tree is even more difficult to detect after being exposed to wind and sun. The reason why Lin Jing was targeted was also because the old man touched his head a few more times when he was in the cafe that day, and because of the amulet, he got a little more of the same fleeting aura, and was guarded in the taxi all the time The two kidnappers were keenly caught.

Wei Li wanted to use building wood to build a staircase leading to the Great Wilderness. It is a vast wilderness suspended in the clouds of the South China Sea. It is said that the vegetation is lush and full of aura, and it belongs to the first-level protection area of the Demon Management Committee. Wei Li's behavior of coveting the wilderness in human society is probably equivalent to ignoring the laws of the country, secretly opening gold mines, setting fire to the forest, hunting Tibetan antelope... plus a kidnapping case, he must be sentenced severely.

Lin Jing was puzzled: "But the sacred tree is so powerful, how dare he dig it?"

Ji Xingling glanced at the tree next to him with his eyes, and said in a low voice, "Because the sacred tree has been too lazy to move for so many years, and has not reported to the meeting of the Demon Management Committee, it doesn't look very fierce, a bit old-fashioned and dying. Wei Li thought it was about to die. Didn’t Grandpa Dashu go to the hospital? A dead tree cannot be used as a ladder. He became more panicked when he heard the news. Let's do it."

But in fact, Shenshu went to Queshan Hospital to install dentures, because he ate too much egg yolk cakes from Mr. Xiaolin, old people, you know, they are not very strong.

"There are a lot of problems within the Xinli Group, and it has long been unable to survive. Otherwise, Wei Li would not have taken the risk and attacked the mineral deposits and spiritual energy of the Great Wilderness."

The bar owner Wang Tianming is Wei Li's accomplice. The two met in a casino. As for the pharmaceutical factory, laboratory, and private research on monster growth hormone involved in the follow-up, they all need to be investigated one by one, and the workload is huge.

Ji Xingling said, "The Demon Management Committee will be busy for a while."

Lin Jing was curious: "Then will you join the Demon Management Committee in the future?"

Ji Xingling responded quickly this time: "I don't know, but no matter how busy I am, I will go home and have dinner with you!"

Lin Jing wanted to cover his mouth, but didn't have time.

Ji Xingling also figured out that something was wrong, the sacred tree is still there!

The two underage high school students were very guilty and silent, so they could only pretend that nothing happened, stood up and slipped away.

And Grandpa Shenshu was also very silent.

He really needs a little time to digest this colorful new era.

During the evening self-study, Wang Hongyu really talked about the school celebration performance, especially emphasizing that no one should try to run away this time.

A boy asked: "Teacher, there is no room for so many people in our class. Isn't there only more than 20 tickets for one class?"

"This semester's school celebration has been moved to the auditorium, and the second floor will also be open." Wang Hongyu said, "Don't worry, I will definitely be able to accommodate you."

He called out a few more names: "Ji Xingling, Yu Yizhou, Ge Hao, Niu Benben, Zheng Bufan, you guys, who took the lead in overcoming the wall to go to the Internet cafe last year, must be on stage for me this year."

Brother Xing:

Lin Jing: "Pfft."

Zheng Bufan looked at it very openly, and raised his hand: "Mr. Wang, shall we sing together?"

"The second class, the fifth class, the seventh class, the eighth class and the seventeenth class are all choruses, and the chorus is too boring." Wang Hongyu said, "Do you have any other suggestions?"

"Oh my god, I can't sing, should I let Brother Xing dance?"

Lin Jing: "Hahahahaha... that, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back."

Ji Xingling: "..."

Wang Hongyu continued: "I also asked for the opinions of the teachers of various subjects. Teacher Ning proposed an English stage play, and Teacher Song said to perform fancy aerobics. What do you think?"

Rhythmic gymnastics, just hearing five words, the brothers and sisters in the first class of the second year of high school can't stand it anymore, and quickly express that we can't stand it, we can't stand it, so we don't dance. As for MISS NING's English stage play, it is also very suspected of carrying private goods. Fortunately, Wang Hongyu didn't intend to adopt these suggestions at first. It was too time-consuming. The third-year reserve should focus on learning, so he made a quick decision: "If everyone has no good ideas, then we will rehearse a short scenario."

All students:

Isn't there only one language and English difference between this and MISS NING's proposal

Mr. Wang, do you think that this will not make it appear that you are particularly hypocritical

So that's how the show was set up.

Before Teacher Xiaolin had time to start the next round hahahahaha, Old Wang opened his mouth again: "This time, the screenwriter and director, Lin Jing and Bai Xiaoyu, you two are in charge. The requirements are very simple, and the plot should not be too complicated. , It should be relaxed and happy, lively and interesting, fascinating, short and concise, fully show the sunny and hard-working spirit of contemporary high school students, the time should be controlled within 15 minutes, and every student should play."

Lin Jing was dumbfounded.

The representative of the Chinese class, Bai Xiaoyu, wrote like a fly, and couldn't write down all of Lao Wang's needs in shorthand.

Ji Xingling looked at him sideways: "Hey, how do you feel now?"

Lin Jing replied: "Fortunately, Lao Wang became a teacher." Otherwise, if he wandered into the society, he would be the next unscrupulous party A, who said that he wanted to be simple, and at the same time colorful black, the word was enlarged and then shrunk.

Ji Xingling lay on the table and smiled sullenly.

Lin Jing was rather puzzled: "I'm a behind-the-scenes person, at most I'll be busy in the early stage, and you are going to be on stage, so gloating, are you planning to take on the role of leading actor?"

Ji Xingling: "..."

No, I didn't laugh, you wait, I'll be serious right away.

In the last self-study class, Bai Xiaoyu came to Lin Jing to discuss the script. She often participates in composition competitions and likes to read books. It is very easy to write a ten-minute short play. The space in the last row was limited, so Ji Xingling had no choice but to roll up the books and go to the front row: "Give me half a chair."

Yu Yizhou was puzzled: "Go and sit in Bai Xiaoyu's seat, why are you squeezing with me?"

"What if a girl has any privacy?" Ji Xingling opened the book, "If you don't want to take me in, then you can take her place."

Yu Congee: "..."

who!

It's almost an open secret that Bai Xiaoyu likes Ji Xingling, but since there are quite a few girls in school who like Ji Xingling, this solitary liking doesn't seem that important—even Bai Xiaoyu himself doesn't think so. important. She will only secretly feel sad when she sees the boy she likes not sitting in her chair at certain times, such as now.

Lin Jing pushed over a piece of chocolate.

Bai Xiaoyu said, "Thank you."

After a while, she couldn't help but ask again: "Lin Jing, you and Ji Xingling have a good relationship, right? Does he have a girlfriend?"

"Who said that?"

"No one said." Bai Xiaoyu slowly unwrapped the package, "I just think that he seems to work harder than before."

Teacher Xiaolin replied calmly: "As high school students, whether we are in a relationship or not, we should study hard and work hard for a better tomorrow."

Bai Xiaoyu looked at him speechlessly for a while: "You should add this sentence to the script, it perfectly fits Mr. Wang's need to 'fully demonstrate the sunny and hard-working spirit of contemporary high school students', and it is quite powerful to say it Comedic effect."

Lin Jing gave a thumbs up and passed.

Although the format of this program is a bit difficult to describe, since it will take time and effort to rehearse, the two of them still don't intend to be perfunctory. After extensively soliciting the opinions of the whole class and teachers, a new version of fairy tales was probably decided. The first male lead, Li Moyuan, plays a magic mirror. Every time someone asks him who is the best student in the second year of high school, you, Brother Li, must be sharp He replied sharply, "Originally it was mine, until the transfer student came."

The whole class: "Hahahahahaha."

Wei Xue: "Hahahahahaha."

Mr. Li: "Do you have humanity?"

The place where the story happened was in the forest. In order to make up for the mistake of skipping the school celebration last year, all the boys in the class, except the handymen, had to be there to act as a tree. There were indeed no lines or difficulty, just standing there as the background board.

After school at noon that day, Ji Xingling asked his deskmate, "Shall I also act as a tree?"

Lin Jing wrote and drew on the paper: "You can act if you want, but you have to be crowned with a green tree."

Ji Xingling immediately refused, "Fuck, I won't act, I just fell in love for a few days, so I don't want to wear a cuckold!"

Lin Jingxiao: "Then what do you want to play, I'll add a character to it."

"It's boring if you don't come on stage." Ji Xingling supported his head with one hand, "If you play the princess, I'll play the prince, and then kiss wildly."

"Then Lao Wang may have a crazy cerebral hemorrhage." Lin Jing glanced at the time, "I still have some scripts to change, so I won't go to dinner, you can bring me a curry rice back."

"Okay, wait." Ji Xingling rubbed him, got up and left the classroom.

Bai Xiaoyu didn't go to the cafeteria either, and asked her tablemate to bring it back for herself after eating. The classroom at noon was very quiet. The two of them hadn't finished correcting two pages, but Ji Xingling had already returned.

"Huh." Lin Jing wondered, "Are you so fast?"

"Package first." Ji Xingling put the lunch box on the table, "Here, curry rice."

He brought two servings, and originally planned to eat in the classroom, but he didn't expect that there was another girl, so he casually handed over the other serving: "Let's go."

Bai Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment: "...no need, I let Li Zi take it."

Ji Xingling was tall and had long legs, and his back disappeared at the door of the classroom in the blink of an eye.

"It's okay, you can eat." Lin Jing said, "Eat early and start work early."

His curry rice is still hot, and he takes away a bottle of sugar-free oolong tea, a box of vegetable salad, a box of fruit, and a bottle of yogurt.

Students in Shanhai know that curry rice is in the Nancanteen, sugar-free oolong tea and yogurt are only sold in convenience stores, and the vegetable salad window is located on the first floor of Furongyuan. The fruit is very expensive imported cherries. Who knows where I bought them , Anyway, there is no cafeteria, so I probably went to an off-campus supermarket.

And the other only has curry rice and iced cola.

Bai Xiaoyu asked in surprise: "Did Ji Xingling go to four places to buy lunch for you?"

Lin Jing: "..."

Lin Jing pressed his slightly hot ears, and forced himself to be calm: "Well, I have a lot of problems."

Bai Xiaoyu filled a spoonful of rice, but thinking about it was still inconceivable: "I thought he was that kind of careless, ah, he's not careless, how should I put it... He's not such a patient person anyway."

"Because he doesn't want to act as a tree." Lin Jing continued to bite the bullet and find a reason, "So maybe he has to bribe me with lunch."

The author has something to say: Brother Xing: This tree is so green, Yu Porridge, you play it.