On Friday evening, the Taotie store's business was very good. Lin Jing returned to the long, curved and dark staircase, feeling a little nervous, seeing everyone passing by looked like a monster. Walking in front of him was a cool guy in a green jacket. He swayed and jingled all over his body, with his own eye-catching effect-attracting the eyes of Mr. Xiaolin. Ji Xingling glanced at him three or four times, and finally couldn't help protesting: "Why do you keep staring at others?"
Lin Jing excitedly asked in a low voice: "Is he also...?"
The young master snorted contemptuously, "He's not."
Lin Jing lost interest in the cool guy in green, grabbed Ji Xingling's sleeve with one hand, and continued to look around. There are LED light paintings on the walls on both sides of the stairs. When they flicker, the world is grotesque, and it looks cool, dazzling, and full of personality.
Ji Xingling lifted the curtain: "But you were still attacking the decoration here like an illegal pornographic massage parlor last time."
Xiao Tao greeted him with a smile on his face:
Lin Jingyi said sternly: "I didn't, you don't talk nonsense!"
Ji Xingling smiled and embraced Teacher Xiao Lin, and asked Xiao Tao, "Are the booths ready?"
"Dongshang 12, the old place, do you want to order food?"
"No, just let Uncle Tao do whatever you want." Ji Xingling looked familiar, and led Lin Jing up to the second floor. The position by the railing allows you to see clearly the situation in the entire store without getting too involved in the drunken revelry on the dance floor. It is a private... VIP seat for private monsters.
"It's not time yet." Ji Xingling opened a can of drink, "After midnight, a large number of monsters will come out, but at that time, humans will be banned from entering, and the security guards will check the monster certificates one by one."
Teacher Xiao Lin asked more reservedly: "So even if my boyfriend is a super fierce monster, I still can't stay, right?"
"You can stay, but you have to wait until after the college entrance examination." Ji Xingling didn't fall for his tricks, "After passing the test of the Monster Management Committee, you will get an identity certificate, which is similar to a special visa issued by a monster. I will show you when the time comes." Come in."
"I can go to the test now, really!"
"I know you're good at answering questions, but eighteen is a hard rule." Ji Xingling inserted the straw, "Be obedient."
Lin Jing let out an "oh" in disappointment, and took a sip of his drink: "What is this, spirit juice?"
"It's Coke."
"..."
Ji Xingling lay down on the table, flirting slightly: "Hey, do you know that you really look like you have never seen the world."
"But at least 99.9% of humans have never seen this kind of world, so my reaction now can be regarded as graceful and calm." Lin Jing squeezed a nut, "Is this also an ordinary supermarket chestnut?"
"This is the wild chestnut from Tongshan. It is very glutinous and sweet. I like to eat it."
"What is it?"
"Looks like a leopard, but without patterns."
Lin Jing's thirst for knowledge was unprecedentedly strong. In the next five minutes, he asked "Is the leopard also vegetarian?", "Is it malnourished?" and whether the oranges will be sold or not” and a series of questions. But as we all know, your brother Xing's cultural level is not very high, and the ocean currents of human beings have not yet been understood, and the geography of monsters is even more confused. Finally unable to withstand the pressure, he pressed the call button: "Why hasn't our food been served yet?"
"This is coming!" Xiao Tao trotted up the stairs holding a big pot, "Be careful, it's just cooked."
Ji Xingling took a small bowl and served Lin Jing a bowl of soup. Chicken soup is used as the base, with winter bamboo shoots, green bamboo shoots, mushrooms and ham, which is fresh and thick. The ingredients are all transported from Baguio Mountain, and the stew is also made of melted empty mulberry snow water. After hearing about the battle, Mr. Xiaolin had to ask a very vulgar question, is it expensive
"It's not bad, this kind of food is paid with monster coins." Ji Xingling motioned him to look down, "The individual customers in the hall are the common ingredients."
Xiao Tao turned the audio button to the far right, flicked his braids wildly, and acted on the spot with two index fingers pointing at the shining light ball like two sky monkeys. The colorful light shone on the plate, spinning rapidly, seriously disturbing the diners' sight. Lin Jing picked ginger once, but it was ginger twice, but it didn't matter, under the super monster filter, everything unreasonable was acceptable.
The sound wave was so strong that Ji Xingling had to raise his voice and ask, "Have you finished eating?"
Lin Jing nodded: "There is a bar over there, I'll buy you a drink."
Talking basically relies on roaring, a little more uninhibited and wild, plus just finished the monthly exam, and tomorrow is the weekend, the spirit is more relaxed, even the strict self-discipline teacher Xiaolin thinks it is no problem to go home at 12 o'clock. The two found a seat at the corner of the bar, and Xiao Tao asked, "Old rules, Irish banshee?"
Lin Jing: "..."
The young master denied it immediately: "Fart, give me a glass of lychee beer."
Xiao Tao turned around to make drinks, Lin Jing turned to look at her boyfriend, her eyes were dim, Irish witch
Brother Xing is very wronged: "I didn't choose the name of this wine, why don't you try a glass? I just think bananas and cocoa evaporated milk are delicious, and it doesn't matter whether it's a female or a male elf."
"Really?" Lin Jing flipped through the wine list twice, and originally planned to order a glass to taste, but caught a glimpse of today's special offer on the blackboard from the corner of his eyes: "I want that glass of unicorn, but why is it so expensive, it is more expensive than other wines?" More than 100 expensive."
Ji Xingling also saw the "Kirin" on the blackboard, and lazily knocked on the bar: "Boss, explain?"
"Isn't this a new series? We already have Pixiu, Azure Dragon and Suzaku. Let's take a look at the auspicious beast." Xiao Tao smiled apologetically, and pushed the beer mug in front of him, "Use it slowly."
Pomegranate molasses is added to the lychee beer, and the lychee meat is served with ice cubes and beer, which tastes very light.
The "Kirin" next to it is very cool. It uses a long Kelin cup. I don't know what is added in it. Cotton candy, Lin Jing thinks it is quite similar to her boyfriend, they both look fierce, but in fact they are a bit soft and sweet.
He took a sip cautiously, and the taste was refreshing, with a hint of fruity chocolate mixed in the wine.
Ji Xingling smiled: "Isn't it delicious? You've been wrinkling your nose."
"It's delicious, but it's a bit punchy." Lin Jing said, "It seems quite strong."
"Forget it, don't get drunk." Ji Xingling flipped into the bar, "I'll make you another drink."
Xiao Tao screamed in a low voice: "No! Get out quickly! The management committee will punish me for hiring underage!"
"You've sold alcohol to minors, and you still pretend to be law-abiding."
"..."
Lin Jing was surprised: "Do you know how to mix wine?"
Ji Xingling Yile: "I don't know it at all, but I know what you will find delicious."
He used messy rum, evaporated milk, yogurt, fresh strawberries and ice cubes to mix up a pink milkshake. It didn't look like wine, but it really suited Mr. Kobayashi's taste.
Xiao Tao drove Qilin Xingge out of the bar full of disgust, thinking that these auspicious beasts were really annoying.
It's not past twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and the monsters can't reveal themselves, but there are always a few careless drunks who are drunk, and they will occasionally reach out their sharp claws and tap on the bar to signal Taotie to continue to refill the wine.
Xiao Tao covered him precisely with a rag, turned around and continued to work.
Lin Jing finally realized, why this store has such a weird color tone - it just shakes, it just makes people dizzy, the shaking is so unbearable for everyone, and the world becomes distorted and suspended. When you see something strange, you can use your head. Dazed to explain.
After finishing the pink milkshake, it was exactly ten o'clock in the evening. Ji Xingling picked up his coat: "Let's go."
Lin Jing was reluctant to let go, dawdling, turning back and forth, trying to find a reason: "There is still a glass of wine left, it's not good to waste it."
Ji Xingling took the cool black Kelin cup casually, raised his head and drank "himself" in one gulp: "Now finish drinking, go home."
Lin Jing: "..."
Can I really not wait until twelve o'clock? !
Otherwise, I'll let you kiss wildly, and let's have a power-sex transaction, okay
Ji Xingling forcibly took him out of the store: "Don't even think about it."
"Well."
It can be seen that Xiao Lin, a contemporary male high school student, is not treated as well as Cinderella in the Middle Ages. He can stay in the prince's castle at least until midnight, and then drag his big skirt and run freely in the streets of the pumpkin carriage.
Lin Jing was less interested: "But I thought I could see many monsters, the kind that fly in the sky."
"I said I'll wait until you're eighteen." Ji Xingling threw his schoolbag to him, hoarsely said, "Help me carry it for a while, I'm dizzy."
Although Xiao Tao is a profiteer in terms of pricing, the materials used are not sloppy at all. I don't know how much vodka was added to "Kirin", which made Ji Xingling, who can drink normally, become weak in his knees before taking two steps, and his head seemed to be suddenly beaten. Hit the hammer - quite the top. Lin Jing watched his knees go limp, and hurriedly supported him: "Are you all right?"
Ji Xingling shook his head, feeling that something was wrong and something was up, so he frowned, "I'll wait by the side of the road for a few minutes."
Lin Jing:
Teacher Kobayashi stretched out a finger: "How much is π?"
Ji Xingling squatted on the curb, racking his brains for a long time to think of the correct answer: "This is 1."
Lin Jing took out his mobile phone and was about to call a taxi, when a tail suddenly swung over and gently wrapped around his ankle.
"..."
That's true!
I don't want to see yokai in this situation!
And this monster is my boyfriend!
There are no cameras on the boulevard, but it is far from safe enough to be able to wag your tail on the street. Lin Jing took off his coat and wrapped it around his waist in a hurry: "Ji Xingling, Ji Xingling is on the street, hurry up! Put your tail back!"
"don't want."
"..."
Lin Jing dragged him down on the bench, and didn't care much, so he quickly called Ji Minglang.
Mr. Ji, an adult unicorn, was shocked: "What?"
Lin Jing held her boyfriend's head with dragon horns in her arms, and stepped on the chair with the other foot to fix the tip of the tail that kept swinging wildly, with a wild look and a broken heart: "Uncle, Ji Xingling seems to be I'm going to turn back into a unicorn!"