Since everyone is a monster, it is not a bad thing to be open and honest. So after school that day, Ji Xingling, Lin Jing, Yu Yizhou, and Wangyoucao's younger brother Ge Hao gathered in the corner of Class 1, Grade 2, and held a short informal meeting.
Two auspicious beasts, two plants, the group of four seems to be very harmonious, there are meat and vegetables... No, the variety is very complete.
Ge Hao was the most shocked of course. Unlike Ji Xingling and Yu Yizhou, he was a fierce monster who had seen the world, and he was not like Lin Jing, who was burdened by a calm and elegant handsome guy, so he kept his eyes open all the time, and didn't say a word. I can't tell, I'm so excited, my eyes are red! He grabbed Lin Jing's arm, lowered his voice, and said in the tone of an underground plant party leader: "Dracaena, awesome! Brother Lin, I want to see it."
Lin Jing: "..."
How could Mr. Kobayashi admit that he is a young and strong seedling
Do you want to lose face of the handsome guy
So I stayed on until five years later: "Let's talk about it after graduating from college."
In this respect, he is similar to Ji Xingling.
Kirin must be super fierce.
And the dragon blood tree must be super towering.
Ge Hao was still immersed in a more restless and excited mood, his eyes circled around the class, and everyone looked like a monster. Yu Yizhou patted him on the forehead: "If your blood is really boiling, how about subcontracting the great project of cleaning the playground?"
Wangyoucao defies power: Thank you for the invitation, I won’t go.
He originally wanted to go to the cafeteria with Lin Jing to have dinner first, and then pack a copy for the playground duo, but the clean freak brother Lin went out of his way and took the initiative to take a broom and come to help.
Yu Yizhou was convinced: "This is such a touching love story."
"Get out." Ji Xingling drove Fa Xiao to the other side of the playground to sweep the floor, and then said to Lin Jing, "Why are you joining in the fun, give me the tools, and go have dinner with Ge Hao."
"no appetite."
"Does the medicine you take at noon have side effects?"
"No, it seems that my mother hasn't come out of the Demon Management Committee yet."
Although erasing the household registration of monsters is not a very serious crime, it is not a good thing after all. Ji Xingling said, "Don't worry, I'll ask my uncle."
Hu Lie was speechless when he received the call, why didn't you ask your father
Ji Xingling's expression didn't change, because his nephew and uncle were closer.
Hu Lie: "..." Kiss me!
Of course, in the end, the uncle satisfied the nephew's unreasonable needs, and roughly talked about Shang Wei's situation. The reason why she stayed in the Yao Management Committee all day was mainly because of Lin Shoumo, except for the household registration problem. When Dr. Lin was young, Shang Wei did consider confessing her identity to her fiancé and letting him accept monsters step by step. In the end, I tried several times—for example, I didn’t mention it in the chat, let the brother show his bird’s claws during the party while he was drunk, and the wild beasts running wild in the snow alley late at night were actually arranged by Shang Wei intentionally. In the end, Lin Shoumo’s ability to accept was too much Crispy skin, often collapsed in one blow, frequently staged a coma on the spot. The soul-scaring bird lady was also frightened, thinking that if her future husband knew that she was a murderous bird, would he be stimulated into schizophrenia... so she kept hiding it.
As for the brother who showed his bird's claws, he was the brother who faltered when he was questioned by the Ningcheng Demon Management Committee some time ago, but he was very loyal and did not confess to Shang Wei.
Ji Xingling comforted Lin Jing: "Auntie Shang's problem has almost been dealt with. It seems that she needs to pay a fine and then do volunteer work. It's not a big trouble. Now the experts are discussing the plan, how to do a comprehensive physical examination for Uncle Lin , and let him end the hibernation as soon as possible, oh yes, the guardian tree is also there."
Grandpa Dashu was very satisfied with his own ability to judge. He said that after the final exam, he would invite Lin Jing to visit the monster village again. He also specially bought a new Kunlun spirit energy, waiting to irrigate the dracaena seedlings.
All things are going well.
Only Yu Congee's playground sweeping business did not go well.
So much fucking trash and ashes.
In order for Mr. Lin to accept the fantastic fact that "the whole family is a monster" as soon as possible, Mrs. Lin and Xiao Lin formulated a series of policies and strategies.
For example, when eating, Shang Wei would "inadvertently" mention that she seemed to see a dark shadow in the stairwell in the morning.
Lin Jing answered immediately, it might be a monster.
Lin Shoumo's expression froze, he was afraid that his wife would criticize him again for teaching his son badly because he had nothing to do, so he retorted righteously: "What kind of monster, maybe it's a cat, or maybe a thief, I'll call to remind the property later. "
"..."
For example, various legends of monsters are broadcast on TV in a loop, and the home is full of "Shan Hai Jing", "Complete Collection of Monsters" and "Mythical Stories".
Lin Shoumo severely criticized his son. He didn't know how to clean up after reading the book. The house was a mess, and he didn't think about his hard-working mother and Aunt Jiang at all!
Shang Wei couldn't stand it: "Old Lin, I piled it up."
Lin Shoumo didn't change his expression: "That son didn't take care of him either!"
"..."
Scapegoat Kobayashi, online depression.
That night, there was an emergency at the No. 2 City Hospital, and Lin Shoumo hurried to work overtime.
Jiang Fenfang whipped up the juice and brought it to the bedroom: "Let's rest for a while before studying."
"Thank you, Auntie." Lin Jing took the glass and couldn't hold back his curiosity, "Auntie, are you really a girl?"
Jiang Fenfang helped him organize the messy books: "Yes."
Lin Jing continued to be full of expectations: "Then will you know Umbrella Sword and Tianxiang Crane Slash?"
"Kids don't play mobile games, it's bad for eyes!"
"… oh."
Although Lin Shoumo and Shang Wei transferred to Jincheng, doctors are very busy with work and overtime is common, so Jiang Fenfang still stays in 1302 to help take care of Xiao Lin, and the four of them enjoy themselves happily.
Shang Wei knocked on the bedroom door: "Aunt Hu next door sent the biscuits she baked, do you want to eat?"
"Yes." Lin Jing went to wash his hands, "My dad hasn't come back yet?"
"Emergency surgery, I think it will be midnight." Shang Wei said, "I just called and said that I will go to buy a car with Uncle Liu on the weekend. Do you want to go and see?"
"Let's talk about it, maybe I have to go to school on weekends." Lin Jing asked while eating, "Mom, how did you and Uncle Liu's family meet?"
"When I was a teenager, I would often fly to the cemetery and funeral home for a walk in the middle of the night, and I met you Uncle Liu and Aunt Lu there."
Lin Jing: "..."
Your spare time is so unique.
The Soul-Sorrowing Birds like to travel through the dark and cold air in the middle of the night, and the reason why the Tianlu clan frequents the cemetery is because they are naturally able to suppress evil spirits. Although the two parties have different goals, they have the same goal by different routes.
Lin Jing leaned on the back of the chair: "Mom, I think monsters are super cool, don't worry, my dad must be the same as me."
Shang Wei smiled: "Yes."
In the midsummer of July, the whole Jincheng is as hot as a steamer.
Dr. Lin's physical examination report hadn't come out yet, but Xiao Lin's final exam came on time. After the last math course, Lin Jing asked, "How is it?"
"Five hundred is definitely no problem." Ji Xingling was full of confidence, "Also, I did pretty well in math."
"How good is it, one hundred and fifty?"
"Roughly the same."
"...Ji Xingling, aren't you a little too inflated?"
The young master explained: "Isn't our invigilator Lao Bi, just the math teacher of Class 7, the one who always looked down on our class. After I finished answering the choice, he stood next to me and glanced, and then guess what?"
"Then Lao Bi gave you a hundred and fifty on the spot?"
"What kind of magical imagination do you have." Ji Xingling patted him on the head, and walked backwards in the corridor, "Old Bi basically didn't move after reading my choices, he just stood beside me for a long time Hours. Think about it, if I am all wrong, he will definitely not stare at me, isn’t it because I am amazingly correct? Right, so I think more than a hundred must be no problem.”
The reasoning is quite logical.
Lin Jing was amused: "Well, you are amazing."
In the distance, many people are dragging small blue carts, which are full of books, and Class 1 and Grade 2 are among them—it will soon become Class 1 and Grade 3. There is a separate building in the third grade of Shanhai, which is located in a remote place. It is called Bai Ze Building, and the person who named it at the beginning probably has the same mentality as Hu Meimei. Ji Xingling wondered: "Has the seating chart for our class been released? What are Zheng Bufan and the others doing now?"
"While there is a cart, let's get it to the classroom first." Lin Jing glanced at him, "Is there someone at the same table in Baize Building?"
Ji Xingling replied calmly, yes.
Lin Jing asked again: "Then what if we separate?"
Ji Xingling continued to answer calmly: "Then I'll go to Lao Wang and ask him not to beat the mandarin ducks."
"I'm not kidding you."
"I'm not kidding either, but then again, it's just one seat, I don't think it matters, you can sit anywhere, why are you so nervous, don't you want to be separated from me at all?"
Lin Jing:
Ji Xingling continued to chatter, hey, I'm so handsome and fierce, that's why Mr. Xiao Lin likes it so much.
Lin Jing stared at his unusually abusive face for a while: "Old Wang called me a few days ago."
Ji Xingling: "Huh? Wait a minute?"
"He asked me if I would like to sit at the same table with you, and said that Aunt Hu called him several times, emphasizing that you really want to sit with me, and promised that as long as you can sit at the same table with me, you will definitely not be at the same table. In the third year of high school, he played truant and went to Internet cafes to fight, study hard and make progress every day, and be a hardworking and good boy who takes the 985 and 211 exams."
Your brother Xing has no shame: "I rely on me, so I asked my mother to mention the same table to Lao Wang. There is no guarantee of 985 and no fights at all!"
If Ji Xingling is super domineering and wild, don't be a good boy!
Lin Jing said: "Well, the last few sentences are my own play, as long as you admit that you want to sit with me."
Ji Xingling: "..."
In the matter of "fighting wits and courage with Mr. Xiaolin", there is no such thing as failure as the mother of success.
Ji Xingling felt that he was about to save a hundred successful mothers, and he didn't know where the success was hiding.
Just very angry.
The more I think about it, the angrier I get.
What kind of nonsense celebrity quotes are these.