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"How are the tribute fruits from Guangdong and Guangxi this season?"
I immediately praised from the bottom of my heart: "Yes, yes, this lychee is still fresh and sweet, it can be seen that it was done with heart."
He smiled: "If you eat too much lychees, you will get angry. You should shove them in the well before you eat them... Leping, I will send the lychees from my case to the Marquis of Chang'an later."
"I can't make it, I remember that the emperor also likes to eat lychees, how good is this..."
"If you like it, of course I want to satisfy you."
He spoke so lightly that I was almost numb—a conversation like this has happened many times these days. If it weren't for the fear of being scolded by the censor before and after tearfully lecturing, I think he would have even given me a court dress with a golden dragon embroidered on it.
And if I refuse with excuses, the emperor, who seems to be gentle and considerate to his subjects, will immediately change his face: "Since the Marquis of Chang'an does not look down on it, I think the people who prepared things have no intentions. Come here, blame..."
"...Hold on, Your Majesty!"
I think that although I, Rong Huaizhen, are not a loyal and upright official, but I am not a wicked person, how can I see others being reprimanded by this tyrant because of me
I will endure!
If it wasn't for the emperor's favorite concubine Chen who sent someone to invite the emperor over, I think he would have to sit and watch me again until I ate all the lychees he had given him - just like watching me eat persimmons last time Same. Those dried persimmons are so sweet, I ate a pound of it, and my throat was sore for three days, and I didn't dare to complain at all—have you ever seen a hostage complain to the kidnappers about the poor food and poor treatment
So at this moment, I am just like my name, full of sincerity in my heart to sing the concubine Chen, who is dizzy for three days, dizzy for five days, and painstakingly. Although in her previous life she...
... In my last life... Duan Mingzhang was obviously not like this to me. If it weren't for my eldest brother and the second brother both leading the army to the northwest, I guess he would not have noticed that there is a mediocre and inconspicuous youngest in the Dingbeihou mansion.
My eldest brother and the second brother are not married yet. Before leaving, the eldest brother submitted a form to ask for the title son for me. In my last life, the emperor approved and put me in the palace to "take care of me"; in this life, the emperor refuted the book, changed the style of painting, and gave me the title of Marquis of Chang'an, and I was still in the palace "to take care of".
Our family of three huddled together, puzzled over the emperor's decree. What my eldest brother and second brother thought was, how could the stingy emperor be so generous all of a sudden? What I was thinking was, Duan Mingzhang, shouldn't he also be reborn? ... But it's not right, if he is also reborn... It would be good if he didn't kill my three clans, and he would give him a title? ! Your brain is broken.
So I suddenly thought very openly, thinking, anyway, my eldest brother and second brother will triumph and return to court just like in my previous life, so Yin Yin told my second brother: "Second brother, you must take good care of eldest brother, don't let him stay up late at night. Watching the art of war, and patrolling the three armies with dark circles the next day, the thieves are scary."
My second brother Rong Huaifang said, "...I see, I just look at him."
I turned my head and told my eldest brother: "Brother, you must take good care of the second brother, don't let him kick the quilt in the middle of the night, it will be bad if he catches the cold and catches the wind."
My eldest brother Rong Huaiduan said, "...I see, I'll cover it for him."
In this case, the army should be able to return to the court one day earlier... I sighed in relief, and then happily entered the palace.
Anyway, this time, I have all the essentials for survival in the harem. As the saying goes, eating a moat grows a wisdom. In this life, I will never do anything that might offend the concubines in the harem - such as startling Concubine Wan's cat, interrupting Concubine Cen's dance, picking Lu Guiqing Plant flowers, eat the cheese that Concubine Chen wants to eat...
My ideals are full, but reality is too skinny. On the third day of my entry into the palace, I finally realized and was horrified to find out that the emperor, he, he, his brain is really broken!
The emperor had seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, and three thousand beauties in the harem. Even if he wanted to sleep one day a day, he would have to sleep for ten years. Even his favorite Concubine Chen, it was said that at most, only two days in a month had been consecrated.
However, since he beat me into the palace, the emperor has come to the Haiqing Pavilion where I temporarily live every day, sometimes even twice a day!
- In this life, I have no time to do anything, so I have to offend the three thousand beauties in the emperor's entire harem...