"Why don't you go offline!" The tied female game character said angrily.
"Then you are offline!" said the tied male game character.
Feng Lianzhu knew these two people, who were quite famous in the game. About the love and hatred between these two people, in fact, someone once said in You Bamboo Valley. At that time, Feng Lianzhu forgot when he heard it, but now he remembers it, which is quite curious.
He put on his strongest golden skin, flew to the front of the Ferris wheel, and directly controlled the Ferris wheel to let the two of them land.
Feng Lianzhu also helped the two loosen their bonds, and he could control everything in Gold Coin Mountain, and Fat Long shared the authority with him.
"It's all down, thank you." Sword pointed to the sky and politely thanked him, froze when he saw Feng Lianzhu's face, "Did you use Feng Lianzhu's skin?"
"Thank you." Ling Yun Jiuxiao also looked at Feng Lianzhu with a puzzled look.
"Forget it," Feng Lianzhu said briefly without denying this, "I have a little relationship with the game company, and I'm not a GM, and I occasionally wander around the game map, and hardly ever play."
He didn't tell a lie, but he was enough to make up enough information.
"I know the two of you. My sword points to the sky and Lingyun Jiuxiao. You seem to have a relationship in the past, but you broke up a few months ago." Feng Lianzhu said.
"Heh." Ling Yun Jiuxiao sneered and rolled his eyes at the sword pointing sky.
The sword pointed to the sky and said very embarrassedly: "It's all my fault, but Xiaoyun, you said who brought you to the gold coin playground to play, confess at the highest point of the Ferris wheel, and you promise him."
Lingyun Jiuxiao almost called out the summoned beast and slammed his sword at the sky, and said angrily, "Do you call this a play?"
Feng Lianzhu remembered that it was said in the gossip that the two were in an online dating relationship, and they had a good relationship, but after seeing each other, they died and broke up directly. He thought that he had only been in contact with Fat Dragon for a few days, and he had been relying on system calls and videos. It's unclear whether Fat Dragon has any thoughts in that regard, but he does.
In the future, he will definitely live in the interstellar world with Fat Dragon, and he will also work hard to earn gold coins to build a gold coin mountain, and plant Linke bamboos throughout the entire blue galaxy, and they will be together for a long time. , it is not good to be together in reality, it is better to ask clearly, it is better to avoid this problem when getting along in the future.
"I've heard some rumors about you. I'm very surprised why you broke up after meeting each other." Feng Lianzhu asked.
"You ask him." Ling Yun Jiuxiao kicked the sword and pointed to the sky.
Huh? Didn't the rumor say that they broke up because Ling Yun Jiuxiao played the Shemale account to cheat on love? How do you feel now that it is the fault of the sword pointing at the sky? Feng Lianzhu was a little puzzled.
"It was me who was wrong, I concealed my gender." Sword pointed to the sky and said embarrassedly.
"Are you a woman?" Feng Lianzhu shouted as he looked at the male Jianxiu whose sword pointed to the sky, and if that was the case, it was no wonder Lingyun Jiuxiao was angry.
"No, I'm a man." The sword pointed to the sky.
"Then why..."
Ling Yun Jiuxiao couldn't wait to explain: "After he confessed to me that he wanted to be in love, I told him that I was playing the shemale account, and I was a man, don't make a mistake in his confession. He is a kind of person who hides others. What did he say? He said that he also played shemale, and he was a woman. I always treated him as my wife. When I was leveling, I was reluctant to let him die. It's a man taller than me, and it makes me angry..."
Having said that, Ling Yun Jiuxiao was so angry that he kicked his sword and pointed at the sky, one foot on the left and one on the right. Anyway, it was a game number, and he was completely ruthless.
The sword pointed to the sky and did not hide, holding his head and letting Lingyun Jiuxiao beat him, said pitifully: "I'm not afraid that you will refuse, I want to cultivate feelings first and then tell you."
"Bah!" Ling Yun Jiuxiao said, "You are a man, and I cultivated according to the direction of men; you are a woman, and I treat you as my wife. As a result, you turned me into a heterosexual first, and finally told me that I was a man. , why didn't I kill you in the first place!"
Just kicking his hands and feet is not enough to vent his anger, Lingyun Jiuxiao called out the summoned beast and roared the bear: "Help me beat him!"
The Roaring Bear is a level 50 summoned beast, with a low level and only one trick—Tarzan presses the top, sits on the person with one buttocks and one buttocks, and wins by tonnage.
Lingyun Jiuxiao... Really choose to summon beasts.
Feng Lianzhu nodded secretly after listening to the experience of the two, and wrote in the txt file in his heart: The most important thing to get along with is to be honest, and not to hurt the feelings of the two due to unnecessary lies.
He pondered the process of getting along with Fat Dragon and made sure that he was always honest with each other. Fat Dragon was also a jerk. The two did not hide each other. Feng Lianzhu held a gold coin engraved with a small dragon in his palm and smiled lightly.
"You were beaten like this, but you are off the assembly line for me, and when you go offline, I will beat you in real life!" Ling Yun Jiuxiao didn't go offline himself, so he fought with his sword to the sky.
Feng Lianzhu was not interested in taking care of the relationship between the two. After asking them, they were useless. With a wave of his long sleeves, he pushed the two out of the playground and threw them in front of the teleportation port. Today, Feng Lianzhu will invite the two of you to the playground to gather."
The two who were being beaten unilaterally looked at each other, Ling Yun Jiuxiao had a desire in his eyes, and he could see from his game account that the colors were dazzling and colorful. He liked the new and good-looking maps like the playground. Trying hard to become the strongest is also to travel all the maps in the game.
The sword pointed to the sky and saw hope, pushed the roaring bear away with his head, leaned in front of Lingyun Jiuxiao and said, "Xiaoyun..."
"Go away! I won't come with you if I find another relationship." Ling Yun Jiuxiao jumped into the portal after saying that, and followed him with his sword pointing to the sky.
Feng Lianzhu thought about their ups and downs, and suddenly realized that while he was waiting for Fat Dragon, he could investigate some information.
Because "Roaming Taixu" is an ancient game, the characters are beautiful, and it has the setting of the old moon, and there are some very romantic gameplays, so there are many relationships. Most of these people are online lovers. He can find these people, whether they are in good or bad relationships It's okay to have a broken relationship. It's good to learn from experience, and to prevent the breakage before it happens.
It was a good idea, Feng Lianzhu tapped the palm of his right hand with his left hand and called the GM.
After handing over the technology of the battleship to the game company, the game company left a contact information for future contact. After all, it is now a partner.
The communicator was in the gold coin playground. Feng Lianzhu pressed the pager and waited for someone to come.
After a while, a plain-looking man wearing glasses came to the game: "Da, Da Shen, do you have any orders?"
Feng Lianzhu looked up and down this person, and knew that he was the team leader of the Star Wars game and the project team of "Dream of the Void". want."
"Huh?" The man with glasses was stunned.
Feng Lianzhu glanced at him and said, "Don't ask why, it's useful, I'll give you a model diagram of a highly developed technology star in exchange."
This planet is naturally the Emeral star that Feng Lianzhu is quite familiar with.
"Deal! I'll give you the Yue Lao system!" The man with glasses said immediately without asking why.
"I don't need the Yue Lao system to be so troublesome, I just need to locate the list and the game location." Feng Lianzhu said.
The two took what they needed, and the man with glasses couldn't help but look at the 3D model of the Emeral star on the spot. He pointed to the two suns around him and said, "This planet has two suns?"
"Yes," Feng Lianzhu said, "It is called the Evernight Star, and there are three moon planets. The interstellar world has everything."
"This is great!" said the man with glasses excitedly, "My previous Star Wars map was designed too one-sidedly. Every planet was copied from the earth. Just work overtime!"
He left the game while muttering, while Feng Lianzhu looked at his titular father with pity.
As far as he knew, the man with glasses had already started wearing a wig, and it was really hard for him and his mother to pretend to be so bald.
However, Feng Lianzhu doesn't care about his parents' overtime, hair loss, and entanglements over overtime pay. He needs to learn about feelings.
He roughly browsed the list and saw a familiar name—Panlong-Xiao Nie.
Feng Lianzhu raised his eyebrows. He remembered that his current status was only equivalent to a level 90 boss, but what about the black-scaled arrows on his hair
That is the power of the dragon shared by the fat dragon of ∞+1 to himself. The Panlong gang leader should not be his opponent, right
And this one... Even if you have climbed up to nine thousand miles, you have had a failed relationship, oh no, it's three, and he seems to be quite experienced.
"System, can I temporarily keep players offline?" Feng Lianzhu asked.
[Caton deducts 100 points for 1 minute.]
100 points, very cheap! The system also seemed to favor him, Feng Lianzhu nodded in satisfaction and said, "Then I'll go and invite some players to the Youzhu Valley to play."
three months later.
Soaring to 90,000 miles: Fuck! There is no end! GM, you come out, tell me if the game company has a new way of punishing the unscrupulous, the boss is the wind and the bamboo, how can you arrest people over and over again!
Tu Qinyuanhua: Punishment for the unscrupulous... Peng Shen, how can you be so embarrassed to talk about your repeated arrests? I feel embarrassed to meet people.
I'm not Panlong: Speaking of our helper... Forget it, there is no Panlong in this world, that golden-clothed wind is even more terrifying than the round-inch wind! Yuan Cun Feng hits people the most, and Jin Yi Feng Lian Zhu is tortured both physically and mentally. After Panlong-Xiao Nie came back from the Golden Coin Mountain Playground, he would only say one sentence, "I was wrong, I started from the very beginning. I shouldn't have two boats, if I don't have two boats, I won't be abused, if I don't...".
The goddess set off fireworks: It’s alright, alright, your helper wrote this sentence on the toll speaker for a whole day three months ago, I will recite it, and you don’t need to say it again!
What is love: @bainiaochaofeng, is it good to see the scumbag being abused by the justice ambassador
Hundred Birds Chaofeng: If you care, you will feel good, but if you don't care, you just think it's a little annoying for him to swipe the screen. And I don't think Jinyifeng Lianzhu is the one who punishes the boss, but the patron saint of love.
Big understand: how do you say this
Tu Qinyuanhua: @All players, at 8 o'clock tonight, come to my wedding ceremony with @白鸟朝凤, at the Jinbishan Amusement Park, and the witnesses are Jinyifeng Lianzhu. [blushes shyly]
Sword pointing to the sky: what's the situation? What about the old moon
Lingyun Jiuxiao: Look at others, and then look at yourself. Hey, why haven't I found someone to propose to the playground with me
The author has something to say: Feng Lianzhu: I have finished my studies, and I can go back to Interstellar to teach Fat Dragon.