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Han Yi pinched something pink, soft and long from the plastic foam.
Xia Yang vaguely saw it between her fingers, and the first thing that came to her mind was... Ganoderma lucidum.
I'll go, it's too adult, I think the ice sculpture boss will be shocked after seeing it.
However, when I took a peek at Han Yi, I found that his face was as usual, his eyes were calm, and he didn't even frown.
If I didn't know him well, I would have thought that he was an experienced driver who had seen a lot of things in the world.
Just as he was wondering, he heard Han's calm voice reaching his eardrums: "What is this?"
Xia Yang saw between his fingers that the other party seemed to have spread his palms.
He swallowed, put down his hands and leaned forward with his head. His gaze was fixed, but his eyes widened.
Eh? Why is it a long pink cartoon pig
Here’s the adult blind box we promised!
The pink pig looks cute and cute, with a round body. The oval pig nose is made into a push switch, and the pig's butt is raised high.
Xia Yang felt that she knew something about the adult world, but she couldn't understand it after looking at it for a long time.
How can a harmonious and clean pig be inappropriate for children
Believe it or not, he has downloaded an anti-fraud APP right now!
Han Yi handed the pink pig into his hand, and he turned it over and looked at it several times. It wasn't until he noticed the [switch] carved next to the pig's nose and the [flame vent] on the pig's butt that he suddenly understood.
…The legendary fire-breathing internet celebrity piggy lighter? !
Yes, it's a lighter.
Although this thing is really not worthy of the "Eighteen Bans", I have to admit that to a certain extent this is a good thing.
Instead of lubricants, vibrators, airplane cups... at least take out this cartoon pig so that he doesn't have to press his toes on the ground.
There is no need to worry about encountering the caveman’s knowledge blind spots any more, and you have to act as a popular science explanation for experienced drivers.
Thinking about it this way, he felt much more relaxed.
"Mr. Han was lucky. He took apart the celebrity lighter as soon as he took it apart." He said with a grin.
Han Yi lowered his eyes, pointed to the [Secret of Love] in the lower right corner of the box, and asked: "What does the lighter have to do with it."
"Uh..." Xia Yang choked and scratched the back of his head.
If Han Yi hadn't said it, he wouldn't have noticed there was a [Secret of Love] on the box.
Not much bigger than an ant, only Mr. Han could have such incredible insight.
What does it matter...
His finger accidentally flipped the pig's nose switch, and a stream of blue-purple flames spurted out of the pig's butt.
It jumped quite high, and the fire it sprayed was different from ordinary lighters. It was a small heart-shaped flame.
"Aha! I understand!" An idea flashed in Xia Yang's mind. He held up the lighter and lit it twice.
Isn't this the secret of love? Light a fire together, have sex together, applaud love together, and collide with the burning sparks of love!
I didn’t expect this to be a stream-of-consciousness adult blind box.
The cars in my mind were already speeding onto the highway, but when the words came to my mouth, I hesitated.
Isn’t such an original explanation not very good? Will the ice sculpture boss think he is full of pornographic waste
After thinking about it like this, he swallowed [Basic Burning] back into his stomach and brewed a slightly more literary version.
"Hello," he showed Han Yi the flames of love sprayed out by the little pig, "this is the secret of love... lighting a fire is the shape of loving you~~"
Han Yi: ...
The air was silent for a moment, and their eyes met. After a few seconds of looking at each other, Xia Yang suddenly let out a "hiss" sound, as if he had discovered a new continent.
"Eh? Mr. Han, why do I feel that you seem to be more interested in [The Secret of Love], or that you are far more interested in it than the adult blind box?"
Han Yi lowered his eyes lightly and pursed his lips slightly: "I'm not even interested. I told you I'm just curious."
Xia Yang: "..."
Why doesn't he believe it so much
The blind box episode ended and the two went downstairs to have lunch together.
I have to say that although this certificate cake looks rustic and average, it still tastes good.
The meat floss is salty and soft, the chocolate is mellow and rich, and the cream is sweet and silky. It has a different taste compared to sweet cakes.
Han Yi picked up the cake fork, picked up a piece and put it into his mouth. His eyes inadvertently slid over Xia Yang's face, and he saw a few strands of velvet floss on the corners of his lips, and he was pulling out a thread.
Han Yi: "..."
He closed his eyes and calmed down for a while before he put the drawing image out of his mind.
After finishing the cake, Xia Yang wiped her mouth with a tissue and burped with satisfaction.
Han Yi sipped his coffee, his eyelashes lowered, as if he was thinking about something. After a while, he put down his coffee and suddenly asked him: "Why do you want to shoot a cruise ship commercial?"
Xia Yang was stunned for a moment, and then gave a down-to-earth answer: "Of course I want to save money for Boss Han."
Han Yi's fingers held the coffee cup, and his fingertips tapped silently on the edge of the cup.
Xia Yang held her chin and fell into a state of narcissism: "I saved you 6 million in one province. How about it, Boss Han, you boss lady can do it!"
"... Well," Han Yi said calmly, "I'm not short of the 6 million."
Xia Yang: "..."
The prodigal man is really arrogant and has no shortage of money to give to the landlady!
Skipping this topic that could easily make people feel uncomfortable, he remained silent and continued, "Speaking of cruise ship commercials, Mr. Han, why did you help me today? How did you know about this when you work from home?"
This question has been circling in his mind, making him more curious than the adult blind box.
Han Yi looked at him and pursed his thin lips: "As long as it happens in the company, I will know."
"Huh? Really?" Xia Yang didn't believe it, and couldn't help but go off topic for a moment, "Then do you know how many couples in your company are having underground romances in the office? Do you know how many couples are having secret relationships in the company's secret corners? Kissing secretly? Do you know how many couples there are..."
"I'm not a private detective." Han Yi interrupted him, ending this meaningless topic.
Xia Yang choked, put away her arrogant expression, gathered her mood and returned to the previous topic: "I won't interrupt, you continue, you continue."
Han Yi pinched his eyebrows.
"Continue with what?" he asked in a deep voice.
"Oh, continue to discuss why you picked me decisively when Jin Yang and I were fighting to the death."
"After all, domestic flowers are more beautiful than wild flowers, and my wife is more fragrant than my brother, right?"
Han Yi: "..."
The fingers hanging by his side moved. After a moment, he raised his eyes and said expressionlessly: "I choose you because of fairness and justice."
puff!
At that moment, Xia Yang felt the light of righteousness slowly playing in his mind, and Boss Han seemed to be wearing a holy light, and his image immediately became tall and majestic.
He rubbed his palms, raised his arms, made a gesture of an air crown, and put it on the head of the messenger of justice in a ceremonial manner.
"After consideration by the organization, Chairman Han is specially awarded the Nobel Prize for Fairness and Justice."
"Fairness and justice in this world will depend on Chairman Han to save it from now on!"
After saying that, he clapped his hands.
Han Yi looked at him sideways, his lips moved but he didn't say anything.
After lunch, I returned to my room and was about to take a lunch break when my cell phone rang. It was a WeChat message sent to Tianran.
[Xiang Tianran]: Hello, Mr. Xia, regarding this entrepreneurial commercial, the planning team and I have had several meetings and discussions in the past few days. We all agreed that the previous character script was a bit too ordinary, a waste of your appearance. . This is the latest revised story script, please take a look when you have time.
[Xiang Tianran]: [File]
[Xiang Tianran]: If you have any questions, please feel free to communicate~[Handshake}[Handshake}
Xia Yang was quite uncomfortable with the chief director speaking to him so politely, so he replied with "Received" and clicked on the new script to read it carefully.
As soon as he turned to the second page and saw the newly changed [Character], he was already shocked to the point of tears.
The first protagonist of the story: the deep sea mermaid.
Actor: Xia Yang
"This, this...I'm no longer a human being?!" He rubbed his throbbing temples, picked up his cell phone and sent a voice message to Xiang Tianran.
The dialog box quickly popped up with two [Huangdou Bare Teeth] jpg.
[Xiang Tianran]: Mermaids are humans too, this story is definitely suitable for you
Xia Yang: "..."
He never thought that he would play a mermaid in a commercial. In his impression, this beautiful and mysterious sea creature seemed to be a beautiful woman.
That's why it's called a mermaid.
After finishing the chat, he fell into a deep tangle. After thinking for a long time, he took out his mobile phone, clicked on an online shopping APP, and searched for the words "mermaid costume".
Although he didn't have any idol baggage, he couldn't accept anything too embarrassing, so he planned to buy a set first and try it out secretly. If it was beyond his psychological capacity, he would decline.
Anyway, tell the director if you have any questions, feel free to communicate. This shows that we still fully respect his opinions.
On the product purchase page, there were hundreds of recommended results, but he scrolled through four or five pages and still couldn't find a "men's mermaid swimsuit."
Damn it! Mermaids don't come with clothes, right
In desperation, he had to randomly click into a store and consult customer service.
[td3454W32]：Hello dear, do you have any men's mermaid costumes
[Xiao Yuer]: [laughing and crying] No, my little brother also likes to cosplay mermaids
[td3454W32]：…
[Xiao Yu'er]: It doesn't matter, it's normal. If your little brother likes our mermaid outfit, we can customize it for you, including a three-piece suit, vest, shorts and fishtails. Our mermaid costumes are very well made and beautiful in style. The sequins on the fish tail are all hand-sewn.
When Xia Yang heard that there was hope, she quickly placed a custom order.
[Xiao Yuer]: I received the [flower gift], and now we are doing an event in the store. We will send you a pair of flippers for free. Put on the flippers and you can stand up the beautiful fish tail.
[td3454W32]：okk, can you add some urgency
[Xiao Yu'er]: Don't worry, we will ship the goods as soon as possible~
[Xiaoyuer]: In addition, do you want breast pads or no breast pads, steel rings or no steel rings
[td3454W32]：
[td3454W32]：You call me little brother!
[td3454W32]: Of course, no breast pads and no steel rings [wiping sweat]
[Xiao Yu'er]: I'm sorry, some guys came over to customize men's mermaid suits, and even specifically asked for breast pads and steel rings. This is also a routine consultation for us, don't be angry, don't mind~
[td3454W32]：Okay [tired][tired]
After placing the order, Xia Yang thought for a while and made an important note in the remarks: *Please be sure to contact me by phone before the courier delivers.
His purchase of the mermaid costume is a top secret and must not be known to anyone other than him, especially the old-fashioned guy in the family.
*
When I woke up from a long nap, I heard a little noise outside. It was Han Yi's personal doctor who came over to do a rehabilitation assessment on him.
Initially, the assessment was conducted every two days, then once a week, and now it is changed to two weeks.
As soon as Xia Yang opened the door to the room, he saw Dr. Chen walking towards him from the direction of the rehabilitation room.
"Hi, Dr. Chen." He stepped forward and said hello with a smile.
"Hello, Mr. Xia," Dr. Chen stopped, "Mr. Han is still in the rehabilitation room. He still has half an hour of rehabilitation projects to finish. He doesn't want outsiders to watch his rehabilitation, so I'll come out first. ”
"Yeah, I know."
He went down the stairs with Dr. Chen and asked the domestic helper to pour him a cup of tea.
"Dr. Chen, may I ask about my husband's current condition?"
He knew that Han Yi would not take the initiative to tell him. Not only him, but also everyone else, including Mrs. Tang, kept silent.
Dr. Chen took a sip of tea and put down the cup: "Mr. Han is the most determined person I have ever met. The rehabilitation plan I originally made is difficult for ordinary people to complete, but Mr. Han added 3 Times the code.”
"Wow, that's amazing! He has proven that sentence with his own actions: If you are a man, be cruel to yourself." Xia Yang praised.
"Yes, Han can always be cruel to himself, so he is recovering well now, which is a big plus for his second surgery next month." Dr. Chen continued.
Xia Yang was startled and said in surprise: "The surgery next month? Has it been scheduled?"
"It's settled. This time, the top surgical team from country D will come to perform the operation on Mr. Han. If successful, Mr. Han will be able to get out of his wheelchair. From now on..."
"Stand up!" Xia Yang raised his arms and shouted, then answered.
"By the way, doctor, what are the chances of success of the operation?"
"30%."
Xia Yang: "..."
It seems like I "stand up" a little too early.
Dr. Chen noticed his dimmed eyes and said comfortingly: "Mr. Xia and Mr. Han have a deep love for each other. We all see it, but there is no need to be overly sad. The 30% success rate is still quite promising."
"Yeah, yeah, I'm not sad." Xia Yang clasped his hands and returned to Buddhism. "Do your best and know your destiny. It's best if you can stand up. If you can't stand up, a wheelchair boss is also cool."
Dr. Chen cast a look of great admiration at the optimistic young man in front of him.
Who said that adult love is only about material things and not about true feelings? Look at this couple, it’s so touching!
…
In the blink of an eye, it's the weekend again. Mrs. Tang has been living in Han Yi for three weeks. Now her ankle injury is almost healed. After two reexaminations, the doctor said there is no problem.
She has been disturbing the young couple during this period, and she plans to return to Xicheng tomorrow to return the beautiful world of two to them.
After dinner, after returning from a walk in the small garden, Mrs. Tang received a call from her old best friend as soon as she entered the door.
His best friend cried to him that his son and daughter-in-law had reached the end of their marriage, and her plan to have a grandchild was shattered again.
"Oh, let me tell you, once these young people start to live apart, divorce will basically be a foregone conclusion."
"I just regret now. I regret not discovering the clues earlier and nipping their thoughts of divorce in the bud..."
The old best friend was nagging and sighing, Mrs. Tang tried her best to persuade her for a long time before she managed to calm her down.
I ended the call and looked at the time. It was almost 8 p.m., and the nourishing soup prepared by the nutritionist for the couple had just come out.
It is said that this soup nourishes qi and nourishes the heart, soothes sleep and refreshes the mind. Although it has nourishing ingredients, it will not cause you to get angry after drinking it.
"Thank you for your hard work, leave the soup to me and you can get off work." Mrs. Tang said to the nutritionist.
After the temperature cooled down slightly, she carried two bowls of soup up to the second floor and personally delivered the soup to the young couple.
Firstly, she had to supervise them to drink nourishing soup, and secondly, she wanted to tell them that she would be returning to Xicheng tomorrow morning.
When we arrived on the second floor, we walked through the corridor, turned the corner, and met the housekeeper Fang Ming.
Butler Fang hurried over: "Old madam, how can I ask you to come up and deliver it in person? Give it to me quickly..."
"It doesn't matter, I'm going to practice my arm strength," Mrs. Tang waved her hand and glanced in the direction of the big bedroom, "Are Xiaoyi and Yangyang here?"
"Yes," Fang Ming answered honestly and specifically, "Both Mr. Xia and Mr. Xia are in their respective bedrooms. They probably haven't rested yet..."
"Wait a minute," Mrs. Tang stopped him, "What do you mean, separate bedrooms? Don't they sleep on the same bed?"
The author has something to say:
Fang Ming: Done! Cui Guo, come and smash my mouth!
Xia Yang: The secret... will eventually be exposed~