The money-saving little guard Yu Rubing's wallet was suddenly targeted by the director, and she was not very good.
Too much, too much.
Persimmons need to be picked up by the poor, right
Or are they sent by the party organization to eliminate poor households
She was silent for a moment, then turned to look at the calm Tang Hanqiu, then turned to look at the cunning director, raised her hand and scratched her head, and asked earnestly, "Am I the only one who thinks that the director is still in a hole? President Tang's money?"
"Am I the only one who thinks..." This very familiar beginning, the very familiar taste, shocked the director's body.
Director: Isn't this a classic quote from the gangsters!
Tang Hanqiu stood behind her and looked at her long black hair: "Huh?"
Yu Rubing walked up to her and asked earnestly, "What program is "Three Days and Three Nights"?"
Tang Hanqiu said, "CP's show alone."
Yu Rubing suddenly clapped her palms with a "right" expression on her face, and said, "Then we two are CPs? ."
"Since it is one body, then I am now equal to you, and you are equal to me, so if he wants me to pay, is it tantamount to cheating on your old money!"
Yu Rubing said indignantly: "As your subordinate, he actually wants to cheat your money. It's really ulterior! President Tang, I suggest you deduct his salary immediately to set an example!"
director:"???"
What the hell did she say? !
But it is impossible to deduct wages!
The director immediately looked at Tang Hanqiu, who had the power to control their life and death, and said miserably: "Mr. Tang, you can't listen to her, you have to listen to her, we can't do this show..."
Money can't threaten her, so how can they motivate them to do tasks? The audience is not to see how the daughter of the commercial giant crocodile spends so much money!
For the sake of her own money, Yu Rubing is trying to slap the director to the end. At this time, she is also adding fuel to the jealousy: "I think this part of yours is not very well set up. This show needs rectification and rectification."
Stop thinking about your guests' money!
The guest has no money! especially me!
All the staff were stunned for a moment, the director turned to look at Tang Hanqiu, and joined her on the spot: "Mr. Tang, she said that the program you thought was not good!"
Yu Rubing: "?"
Who thought about this show? !
Hua Yao only said that he was going to launch a new variety show, but he never revealed that the idea came from the company's treasure, Tang Hanqiu.
Yu Rubing was busy with the announcement before, and didn't have time to ask so much. She only knew that Hua Yao needed her, and Tang Hanqiu also needed her, so she happily agreed.
Never thought that the inspiration for this show actually came from Tang Hanqiu...
Tang Hanqiu's unwavering voice came softly from the side: "Is it bad?"
Yu Rubing began to pretend to be stupid and said: "Huh? Am I not good enough?"
Tang Hanqiu stared at her: "Huh? Didn't you say it?"
Yu Rubing: "Hey, you have misunderstood. I said that the setting of this link is not very good, not that it is bad, but that it still has a lot of room for improvement, and it is not only good at present."
"I am a strict person. I think that if these links are changed again, I will definitely become better, better, better, and achieve a perfect state, and then kill my peers and become the number one in ratings!"
As she spoke, she took Tang Hanqiu's arm and smiled at her: "After all, this is our President Tang's idea. Your old product must be a fine product!"
Tang Hanqiu: "..."
Program group: "… "
What is this dog licking scene
Song Zhenzhen stood behind the crowd and thought about the words seriously. After thinking about it for a long time, she didn't know how to describe it euphemistically, so she could only lower her head and write down: 4. Level 1 licking the dog.
Tang Hanqiu sighed heavily, and then heard Yu Rubing say to the director, "Pinch off this part, don't broadcast it."
Yu Rubing scratched her head embarrassedly: "I just accidentally sucked up the hatred value too much, I'm so embarrassed."
Killing your peers and becoming the No. 1 in the ratings is very arrogant when you hear it, and the hatred value will definitely rise infinitely.
People still need to wake up a little bit.
The director's expression was very complicated, and he didn't know whether to say she understood or not.
She understands the psychology of CP fans, she can persuade Tang Hanqiu to share the bed with her, and she also knows not to give hatred to the show.
But she doesn't know how to save the show crew who were offended by Tang Hanqiu's money. If this goes on like this, this task will not be done!
The director felt so difficult, and burst into tears in his heart.
Yu Rubing suddenly stepped forward and said, "The mission card, bring it here."
The director looked up at her.
Yu Rubing put her hands in her pockets and said, "Hey, since this is Qiuqiu's show, I can only reluctantly cut my wallet."
"Also," her eyes fell on the pink envelopes the director took out, and she said slowly, "I have to trust our President Tang."
It might be finished.
The director was very grateful to her for the courage to sacrifice her righteousness suddenly, and even the expression was a lot more friendly, holding up the task card with a smile on her face for her to draw.
Yu Rubing glanced at the quest card, suddenly hesitated, and extremely distrusted her African blood, so she took a few steps back, stepped back to Tang Hanqiu's side, and made a gesture of invitation: "Please, I nigga, I Fear."
In case she couldn't finish it, she could leave this beautiful world with her purse today.
She believed that the luck of Tang Hanqiu, a reincarnated expert, would not be bad!
Tang Hanqiu didn't care about these things at first, but when she thought of her nature as a money-saving little guard, she hesitated, so she asked, "Are you sure you want me to smoke?"
Yu Rubing nodded vigorously: "It's up to you, let's go, Pikachu!"
All kinds of names really come out of the mouth.
Tang Hanqiu sighed, stepped forward neatly, and decisively took out a task card and handed it over to the director to announce it.
I saw that the task card read: You say I guess.
Task rules: Two guests form a team. Each of the two guests wears headphones and listens to the music to play the game content of one side talking and the other guessing. At the same time, they competed with the townspeople from Lin'an Town who formed two other teams. The time limit was three minutes. The team with the most correct answers would be the winner, and the remaining teams would be the losers.
Yu Rubing and Tang Hanqiu looked at each other.
The content of this game, in general, is that the guesser should pay attention to the mouth shape of the speaker, and guess the correct answer according to the mouth shape prompts. The difficulty factor varies from person to person.
Yu Rubing, who believed in Tang Hanqiu very much, said confidently, "Yes, I think my wallet has survived!"
On the day when the first episode of the show was broadcast, in her smile, there were barrages full of "please remember her current smile".
- Please remember her smile now
- high energy ahead
—Hahahaha I already started laughing
The total of the two was guessed by Tang Hanqiu, and Yu Rubing said.
Because Yu Rubing considered that Tang Hanqiu was an elegant god of appearance, and that there might be many actions that would destroy her image, she decided to devote herself to protecting Tang Hanqiu's image.
Anyway, her fans know that she is a sand sculpture.
The other two groups soon filled up.
Many fans of Yu Rubing in the town volunteered to join, but the program team did not choose. Decisively chose four people who didn't know Tang Hanqiu and Yu Rubing. I was afraid that if the fans were chosen, the fans would release water and the competition would be meaningless.
Soon, the three groups of people were in place, and the six people put on the headphones and completely isolated the sound from the outside world in an instant.
As soon as the director gave an order, the three staff members standing behind Chaifang immediately raised the dictionary in their hands.
The first word Yu Rubing saw was: Captain.
She and Tang Hanqiu looked at each other and said loudly, "What am I in the first dream girl!"
Tang Hanqiu frowned: "What?"
Yu Rubing: "I, in, group, in, what is it!"
Tang Hanqiu carefully paid attention to her mouth shape. After capturing the four mouth shapes of "What am I?", his brows instantly loosened, and he said to himself, "Bang Jing."
The staff burst into laughter instantly.
- I heard the staff laughter! Sorry I laughed too!
—hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
- I didn't expect that the essence of Yu Baibing was seen through by Yan Shen early in the morning!
—Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed till everyone around ten li wears hearing aids
Yu Rubing's face full of black question marks.
No, why does her mouth look wrong
The teleprompter staff is no better than the correct gesture.
—Hahahahaha Yu Rubing: Are we from the same channel
- Mr. Tang: We are not
Yu Rubing licked her lips, cheered up, pointed to her own mouth, and continued: "No, pay attention to my mouth."
Tang Hanqiu nodded knowingly.
Yu Rubing repeated the question word by word.
Tang Hanqiu frowned and wrinkled again, feeling that the problem was still the same question. Could it be that the answer was wrong? She thought for a while and blurted out, "A career fan?"
Yu Rubing glanced at the staff, no, she came again.
Tang Hanqiu tentatively said: "Wife fan?"
Yu Rubing: "..."
What the hell did these sisters say, why is it not right!
Yu Rubing waved helplessly: "I have passed!"
The staff turned a page with a smile, and it read in black and white: Sugar.
Yu Rubing's eyes suddenly burst into brilliance, this is simply a sub-question!
She excitedly said to Tang Hanqiu, "What's your surname? You, surname, what?"
Tang Hanqiu couldn't help but help her earphones, but she couldn't hear it at all, she could only stare at Yu Rubing's red lips, and after capturing the two information "you" and "surname", she followed it. One: "Sex? Gender?"
Her expression suddenly relaxed, and she said her answer with some anticipation unconsciously: "Female?"
The director didn't hold back, he laughed out loud at that time. He felt that he could be laughed to death by his own boss, the black hole of the game.
Yu Rubing: "?"
No, why do I think your mouth shape doesn't look like "Tang"
—Hahahahahaha is not on a channel! Yu Rubing: Doubt.jpg
—Hahahaha what is your surname, I’m female, what variety show star is Yan Shen!
- Mr. Tang not only has a good-looking skin, but also an interesting soul. I like it. I have to find a way to marry her!
- Yu Bingbing: If you don't have a heart, you won't be hurt
Yu Rubing looked at Tang Hanqiu opposite, and suddenly had an ominous premonition.
The lady sitting across from him may not only be Yan Shen, but may also be the legendary... game black hole.
It seems that today this wallet cannot be kept.
…
Yu Rubing and Tang Hanqiu lost without any surprise. They answered two of the ten questions correctly, and the other two groups passed the number of five fingers.
Yu Rubing accepted his fate and paid for it.
Who would have thought that some people who look beautiful are actually a black hole in the game.
Yu Rubing asked while taking out the money: "What do we eat, what do you eat?"
When she was having breakfast today, she found that the staff also sat down to eat together one after another, so she wondered if the program group was in sync with them, and what they ate, the program group would eat.
The director nodded: "Yes, we will eat whatever you eat."
With Tang Hanqiu, the distinguished daughter of gold, the program team believes that they will not be difficult for themselves to eat badly.
Yu Rubing snorted, then looked at Tang Hanqiu, the game black hole standing aside, and said, "Let's eat wowotou tomorrow."
director:"?"
Yu Rubing: "It's like four for a dollar."
director:"???"
Do you have to be so cruel