Free chicken!
Fitness Chicken!
This pheasant didn't realize that he had obtained the "Most Pretentious Face Slapping System", but he could listen to the voice in his head, being confused as a low-level beast, and constantly completing daily tasks:
[0/800 run one kilometer fast (100 bonus points)]
[0/700 pull-ups (reward points 100)]
… .
It is transforming!
Under the scientific fitness method, supplement nutrition every day, accurately plan the exercise of each muscle, and formulate the most efficient way, it is getting stronger every day! !
After the daily mission, there is the system mall.
Although the current system mall is very simple, there are only some pill formulas for exchange, these are the nutritious meals she analyzed, as well as some earth exercises, Tai Chi, Baji Beng, Eagle Catch Kung Fu and the like.
"one!"
"two!"
The voice of system calculation sounded from the mind.
In the jungle, a broiler chicken with twisted muscles like steel bars, two bare chicken wings, holding a chicken head, squatting constantly, swaying the sweat and feathers of passionate youth!
"This is youth! What a bodybuilding chicken! It has shed its ugly bright red feathers, revealing its strong and streamlined muscles!" As a professional fitness trainer, Pan Xuexian was very satisfied with seeing such growth.
She doesn't even have any interest in exploring the city, and concentrates on raising chickens.
Ding! !
[Daily task update: kill the second-order Hongshan tiger (reward 800 points)]
The image of a tiger came to mind.
The pheasant with a low IQ still obeyed the bewitching voice in his mind, and was going to hunt and fight the second-order red mountain tiger.
"Although as an ordinary non-level pheasant, it is already very scary to be able to reach the second level, but it is not enough to face the real ancient wild beast, the second-level tiger..." Pan Yuxian thought for a while, "Its IQ is too low , After doing so many daily tasks, I don’t know how to exchange skills! I’d better sneak through the back door and help him exchange it!”
Although it is set, the rules of the system are like that.
But she is the system, and the "system software language prompted by the host" was formulated by her. It is very normal to sneak through the back door.
"It won't be exchanged, so I'll exchange it for Wing Chun! Three thousand points!"
Ding!
[System Mall: Wing Chun has been successfully exchanged]
"Due to the difference in the size of the host, martial arts are being improved..."
"We are deducing the way of exerting force, the surge of muscle groups, and the movement of bones...."
… .
Under the eight-core processor, it will be completed quickly.
This afternoon, the pheasant started Wing Chun practice, sweating profusely, and a translucent blue phantom of the pheasant appeared in his mind, posing for a pose, and he only needed to practice along with it.
"Action correction, the left chicken wing goes down three centimeters, and uses the muscle group of the triceps to exert force."
"Motion correction, right paw raised..."
During the repetition step by step, the movement of the pheasant gradually became smooth and perfect, walking like a dragon or a tiger.
Host: Pheasant (Tier 2)
Strength: 9.4
Speed: 10.3
Physique: 8.1
Wisdom: 1
Soon, just a few days later, a pheasant made a move, and the tiger roared in the mountains and forests. With a set of Wing Chun Inch Fist, it turned into the most ruthless fighting chicken, and exploded the head of the opposite tiger.
... ..
Three years passed by.
The whole land became full of disputes, and horrible grotesques were born in the land, and Xiaowei was just one of them, even a gentle grotesque that was harmless to humans and animals, and even belonged to the category of neutrality...
And in the entire mountain forest, the pheasant has also reached the fifth level!
right!
Fifth order!
Under the devil's training, the pheasant reached the fifth level.
It's just that the IQ is still not high. Logically speaking, life begins to have wisdom when it reaches the fourth level, but this pheasant is completely different.
"Perhaps, it's because the potential is relatively low, or maybe it's because the muscles are full of brains, so we can only communicate in a simple way." Pan Yuxian recorded it seriously, and calculated that, as a fitness coach.
This is definitely a system different from the ancient world.
In this world, whether it is physical cultivation or Taoist cultivation, the genes of the blood of the ancient people are needed to open up the inner world, which is the Rubik's Cube gene.
And this chicken
Without cultivating the inner world, without having a dantian, relying solely on the blood of the ancestral witch, with the strength of the pure physical body, he has reached such a terrifying height.
"It's just that it's still too weak. It's not mature enough to become a spirit... Maybe it's not a real demon."
She pondered for a while, "After all, in order to become refined, one needs to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon in the rich small world. I exercise forcefully like this, do push-ups every day, and exercise muscles. I guess it won't work... I still have to find the inner world and conceive it." For a moment, let's open up wisdom... As for the inner world of the strong? You should find some monster races, after all, the monster races will reproduce the same race, and use their own inner world to hatch offspring."
...
Ziyuan Cave.
The cave is covered with exquisite crystal floor tiles. A beautiful girl is laughing and laughing, her body is looming, drinking and chatting, Yingying Yanyan, they are all transformed monsters. This is a monster cave deep in the mountains. The girls Surrounded by a girl.
It was Luo Caiwei.
After three years, she understood who she was, not a living person at all, but a kind of grotesque, who would suck human resentment and give birth to more Xiaowei, this is their type mode of reproduction.
Monsters are born in people's hearts, there are good, there are evil, there are neutral, and there are all kinds of strange things, which make the whole land full of weirdness, gloom, and even indescribable and indescribable horror and weirdness.
The grotesque of Xiaowei is the weirdest grotesque, and also the saddest and most innocent kind grotesque. She has the most perfect and kindest character, but she can arouse the jealousy of living beings.
So every Xiaowei is a target of public criticism.
Even the grotesque will hunt down Xiaowei and enjoy the thrill of tearing them apart, tearing them apart perfectly!
It was an indescribable addiction and temptation.
They also reproduce offspring in their torn and fragmented bodies, which seems to be a form of survival.
It's like a pyramid, spreading wildly.
Then, at the top of the pyramid, there must be the very first Xiao Wei, who is the mother of all Xiao Wei, that is, the leader, who is also being hunted down.
"I am not a real human being, but in order to save me, Sister Sheila wanted to take me to find the original ancestor Xiaowei—Bai Caiwei, to see if the other party might help me in some way... But I encountered other weirdness, I was in an ambush, and I was injured and took me away." She looked at the coffin behind her, and inside was the Messiah the Great, and inside the Messiah the Great was the sleeping and seriously injured sister Xila.
After all, Sister Sheila is too old and was attacked a bit.
At this time, a cute and cute purple-haired girl stuck out her tongue,
"Luo Caiwei, it's okay. We protect you. The weirdness outside can't find us here. Our place is safe... You are so kind. As long as we pay attention to the jealousy towards you, we will definitely not cause tragedy!"
"Yes! You are so cute! You are so kind! Help us clean up the house as soon as you come!"
"We love you more than enough."
"Go, go, it's already twelve o'clock in the morning, you are covered in mud, go take a bath first."
...
Luo Caiwei was just silent.
She clearly knows that no matter who it is, at the first sight of Xiaowei, they will fall in love with her perfection and give her the best treatment, but as they get along day by day, jealousy will arise, and they can't help tearing her apart!
This is a tragic cycle.
"Take me in now, these kind-hearted young monsters will do the same in the future..."
She closed her eyes slightly, "My existence itself is a mistake."
Suddenly I feel too tired, Xiaowei is a disaster, no matter where she goes, it will cause death and chaos.
Maybe, he should die
She thought faintly, even though Sister Xila said that she is also a living person, don't give up her life, and will try her best to help her, but...
Bang bang bang!
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Who is it?"
Several girls went to open the wooden door.
A figure suddenly appeared at the cave entrance.
It was a handsome young man, "Is there anything I can do to help you?"
"Hey! Isn't this the ninth brother of the neighbor next door, are you here to take refuge!?"
The girls around were chirping.
The handsome man spoke again: "Is there anything I can do to help you?"
"What!?" The girls around were startled, they felt something was wrong with Brother Jiu.
"Is there anything I can do to help you?"
The handsome man spoke again, his face gradually expressionless and strangely stiff.
The girls around felt that something was wrong. In the middle of the night, the neighbor's goblin suddenly stood at the door, repeating a sentence, trying to help us, but it felt a little weird.
Luo Caiwei just came out of the shower, and saw the man tremble for a moment, sweating all over from fright, big beads of sweat seeped out, and her breathing became short of breath, "There was a knock on the door at twelve o'clock, and you actually opened the door? ...that's a false neighbor!!"
"What?"
Surprised around.
"The government's most wanted warrant, weird number 105—false neighbor, it is said that it is a massacre in the middle of the night of a neighbor in Qingshui County. It is when you knock on the door at twelve o'clock, and your neighbors, old people, children, and women, appear helpful on the outside, and ask you what help you want. When you invite him in to help with things, he is actually looking for killers. Lose your chance..."
They were startled and fully reacted.
They are open!
This is, please come in already
Luo Caiwei said: "After opening the door, if you refuse his help, he has a motive to kill and will kill you directly. If you let him help you enter the house to do things, he will kill you after he helps you."
The girls around trembled and looked towards the door, "In short, he was just looking for an excuse to kill someone?"
A girl quickly said, "Then I asked him to cut down trees in a mountain range. He is going to kill us after helping us, right? Let's take this opportunity to delay the time. He will cut down trees for several years, and then let's run away." "
"It's useless." Luo Caiwei trembled all over, "If your request is too much and exceeds his judgment, he will think that you are making things difficult for him, and he will directly kill you... The only solution is twelve o'clock If someone knocks on the door, you must never open the door! That is a local folk custom in Qingshui County, and even the entire Yuzhou! You live in the deep mountains and old forests of Yuzhou, and you don’t even know it! It’s my fault, you should have followed me!”
The girls around were ashen-faced.
The grotesque is also graded. They absorb the fear of human beings and become stronger. The more people they kill, the stronger they become. For example, if the one in front of them is very strong, they will not be opponents.
"Is there anything we can do to help?"
For the fifth time, the man's calm voice sounded.
The girls around all collapsed in an instant, retreating, terrified, as if the end had come, and there was no sound at all.
After all, I'm still going to die
Luo Caiwei was trembling, but still wanted to procrastinate for a while, thinking, "Let him help with the work, although we will be killed after finishing, but he can live longer, let him mop the floor, it will take a relatively long time , nor is it an excessive request... ”
She has made up her mind.
"I want to become a demon."
Suddenly, a little rooster, from the other side of the threshold gap, lay down in the gap, stuck out its cute head, timidly, it turned out to be a little cute, cute and innocent.
The girls around were startled.
"What! It's just a cute little cock!" Their faces were pale, and they thought it was a savior.
"Being a demon, is that the help you want?" The dull man calmly looked at the little rooster lying on the crack of the door, poking his head out, "Okay."
The girls around were startled.
The false neighbor agreed!
But it is indeed a request that is not too much. After all, he can already speak, which means that there is only the last step left. An ultra-small little pheasant does not need much energy.
"Really help me? That would be great!"
That cute little rooster, lying in the crack of the door, pushed open the door, stood up slowly, revealing that under the head of the cute little cock, was a terrifyingly large and distorted muscular body, the muscles twisted into old tree discs root,
"Gulu!!"
The girls around swallowed hard, looked up, and it stood there forming a shadow.
This is a little cock? ! Oh My God! Where does a little cock of this size come from! ! This is also a weird existence! Even if a demon has become a spirit and enlightened, it has only transformed its feathers, and it will not have such an exaggerated and huge muscular body! !
"This uncle, you said... help me become a spirit?"
The little pheasant was still not very smart, stumbling, and was so excited that he said this sentence in a childish voice.