Xu Zhi and Caroline were visiting the World of Warcraft Zoo. While talking, they had already come to a balloon fish.
This balloon fish is watched like a monkey in a zoo. A bunch of cute girls of Yingyingyanyan took pictures of it and thought it was a brand new species. They were very curious, but what about him
He lay on the ground, constantly looking for angles, and muttering in his mouth, Xu Zhi read from his lips, "Without leggings, this world is full of trust between people."
Xu Zhi:? ?
He had a toothache on the spot.
Scum!
Shame on humanity! !
After he came to the highly civilized aliens and was captured as an orangutan in the zoo, the first thing he did was to become a zoo idiot
A sense of crisis, okay
How many times do you scream, cry loudly about their atrocities, demand human rights, or find a way to escape from the zoo!
Xu Zhi felt a pain in his head. This year's players are more shaky than the previous ones. Because this game is not really dead, it is very "optimistic". The current Ishtar people have reproduced for several generations, and they have no defense at all. Psychological, treat people with sincerity, but in the end, they don't even know that they are being peeped...
"What happened?" Caroline couldn't help asking.
"It's nothing." Xu Zhi took a deep breath, looked at the monster in the cage, and said, "This species...it seems a little special."
"It's very special!"
Caroline suddenly became interested, the chat box was still open, her eyes were bright,
"The race of this balloon fish was just discovered a few days ago! In a goblin tribe in the south of the Stone Wall Dayu, it seems to be like ants, with a pyramid ladder, and there is an "ant queen", and this one in front of them is their king." ... seems to have a lot of intelligence, but there is no magic core in the brain, so we can't use C language to read its thinking, or even communicate with him."
Xu Zhi nodded.
Caroline continued: "Its population has been bred by us in batches. It has good elasticity and is a natural biological filtration membrane... It can be made into a safety measure. It has entered the production line and will soon implement the "Human Preference Plan" "!"
Xu Zhi looked weird, looking at the balloon fish.
… .
On the other side, in the "Spore Evolution" forum, countless netizens went crazy and were extremely shocked.
They looked at this player and was quickly arrested. In less than an hour in their reality, which is more than half a month in the game, his species was caught in the laboratory and studied inhumanely. Scientists in white coats surrounded him frantically.
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For half an hour, he frantically posted pictures and screamed, everyone was stunned:
"Studied by aliens?"
"Brother, you have also become a senior researcher! You can participate in experimental research, although you are only being studied by others! (Funny)"
"Don't make trouble! This kind of picture is clearly terrifying, okay! It's as if a person on Earth was captured and dissected by aliens of advanced civilization! Thinking about it is horrifying! Because it's almost the same now!"
"Don't worry, take a screenshot! Let's continue to learn about their civilization!"
When everyone was stunned, a more terrifying picture happened.
They discovered something extremely terrifying. The scientific and technological level of the laboratory of this mysterious race was so high that they could not comprehend all kinds of supernatural mechanical technological equipment.
Moreover, in the laboratory, the scientists and assistants in white coats who came and went did not communicate with words. From the beginning to the end, they did not say a word.
Netizens became even more crazy when they saw the live broadcast:
"It's terrible! This race is all dumb?"
"My God! We used to learn the native language every time we went to the New World, but now, there is no way to learn it at all?"
"It will not be this civilization, which has long been freed from the shackles of language, and does not need to open its mouth to communicate, but the kind of aliens in the movie, brainwave conduction!"
"Silence and silence... Mommy! This is scary, like watching a horror sci-fi movie."
...
Before, some people thought that this game could not be so powerful, that this civilization could not be a sci-fi civilization, and even if it were, it could not be so advanced, at most it was the same as modern human beings, but now it has completely broken everyone's cognition and been A real slap in the face!
Still kind of swollen.
The height of this civilization is not even comprehensible to humans on Earth.
It is extremely difficult even for someone who is advanced enough to get in touch with and understand, because there is no way to learn a language, it is equivalent to a natural barrier, and it is impossible to understand the other party's civilization.
"this... "
And the major research institutes on the earth were dumbfounded and completely shocked.
After a while, something even more shocking happened to them, because they saw that the balloon fish was made into a safety balloon by this group of scientists... Then it was packaged in a Durex-like package and started to be made. assembly line.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck +1"
"Fuck +2"
"Aliens also use this thing?"
They were all stunned, and only this sentence was left.
Their minds are all muddled. They thought they were researching some high-tech weapons, causality killers, star destroyers and the like, who knew it was this? It feels like this is definitely elected as one of the top ten incredible events of aliens in the 21st century! !
Major research institutes: "..."
They looked at the computer screen, and their brains began to hurt. What's going on... Could there be some deep meaning? Advanced technological civilizations also use this thing? They fell into deep doubts about their scientific life.
And Xia Niming was even more miserable. He looked at his own species, which was worse than the Alchemy Emperor... No, it was half a catty.
Qiu Mingshan's speed: "Ahem, it is indeed a balloon fish race, and it has more uses than we imagined! Thank you for helping us develop it! (Alien technology is a cow)"
Studying medicine to save another world: "Don't panic! Didn't you say before that you would go to the Three Realms and become a grotesque and scary devil! Now your wish has come true! You have killed countless people and stained your hands with countless blood demon king!"
Everyone was also discussing.
In a sense, it is true.
They laughed until their stomachs cramped, thinking that he was too miserable, and kept comforting him.
"Yes! Yes! You have killed countless people. You are the first human hero in history who slaughtered a large number of alien races! We are proud of you! (Funny)"
"Really! It's awesome! I'm really envious and jealous. Once you debut, you are a heroic figure! Realize our dreams!... A man should kill, kill without mercy, immortality, all in killing! (funny)"
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Xia Niming:? ?
When a man kills, he kills without mercy? All of the eternal karma lies in killing people? Why do these words sound so obscene now! Am I too impure, or are these sand sculptures getting more powerful
He was shocked when he saw the encouragement of these people! I was so angry that I wanted to vomit blood!
He began to ignore this group of people directly, and his high blood pressure was so angry that he went through several twists and turns, and successfully escaped from the laboratory, and then moved to the zoo in front of him, locked in a cage, and was surrounded by tourists as giant pandas .
He suddenly became speechless, and could only take a deep breath, "The netizens outside told me that this is a huge opportunity, this technological human being is observing me, and I can also take this opportunity to observe them and understand their civilization and structure. . . . "
These so-called netizens are naturally those research institutes who are among the netizens, hoping that he can provide more information, and they will do their best to help him rise and explore in this mysterious technological world. Biggest opportunity so far.
And, they promised, a screenshot, a huge property of one thousand sand dollars.
"Give me money, and that will make a difference."
At this time, Xia Niming's face was serious.
His head was lying on the ground, constantly looking for angles, and constantly observing the girls passing by, "For the great revival of human beings on earth, I am obliged to do so."
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A picture was sent out.
Countless people were shocked. Although there is no actual picture, this angle, this kind of hazy feeling... It's so beautiful.
American scientist: "???"
Australian scientist: "???"
They are distraught, this online player is poisonous! He thought that we gave the money for this kind of photo... Why didn't our people put it in! But can only rely on this guy
And what happened next directly made their faces black.
Ding!
[System prompt: Because the player 'scared your life three thousand' to spread unhealthy pictures, he was banned by the official]
! ! !
The personnel of the major secret research institutes vomited blood and fell to the ground.