The entire wizarding community was still cleaning up the closing ceremony of the pvp fighting finals, tidying up the tables and chairs in the arena, but everyone stopped what they were doing. Is this an adventure mission? On the first day of server opening, there is such a crazy task
This is too showy.
Many people expressed their opinions,
"The game has just launched the server, and the opening is so exciting, which is a big surprise!"
"This live broadcast room is very interesting, thank you! I want to open the emperor, why is this game planning team ignorant? Isn't the aristocratic system open?" Immediately, someone started pretending, not sure if it was real rich or fake rich.
...
In short, the rewards in the live broadcast room were completely exploded. Looking at the flying barrage and the non-stop gifts, Bai Xiaojun never dreamed that he would become a big anchor one day and make a fortune, but his mood was still very complicated.
"Am I a big anchor?"
He was lying in a corner and was tied up firmly, with a dazed look on his face.
He never imagined that he would encounter such a strange thing, which was too horrifying, and he was caught one by one, and the strange voice inside continued one after another.
"What kind of monster is that inside? It's really cruel, but the average time is quite short?" This idea inexplicably appeared in his mind, and even he was taken aback. Perhaps the reward had made him lose himself, and even Began to find a way to accept it.
Click!
The door opened suddenly, and Mantis strode out, reaching out to grab him, "It's the last one, finish it early."
Huh?
The moment he was picked up, his heart completely collapsed.
ah ah! He screamed and struggled crazily, his heart was piercing, his eyes widened, and the old bark's face was twisted into a ball. No one could bear this kind of torture.
Praying Mantis was also confused: Why are you screaming so badly
The trees before have never been so exaggerated. This tree is very special.
"Hahahaha! Longevity! This is too miserable, it's like killing a pig, just like a bitter little daughter-in-law!"
"This game is great, give it a thumbs up!"
"Fart! You have to be clear, this is a game adventure, maybe you will have it. Mothers are more expensive than children, and they give birth to tree babies with heaven-defying qualifications. They have high blood and high defense, and their lives have reached the pinnacle since then."
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A group of people shouted completely, this melon is big and sweet.
And those black fans and sailors are also very excited.
I didn't get black just now, and now I have a chance!
Now there are roughly two types of black fans, the first type is hired by the patron’s father, and the second type is spontaneous scattered black fans, pink eye disease, seeing your game is doing well, crazy want to hack you on the forum, all kinds of thoughts fuck you.
Where there are people, there are disputes, not only games, but also novels in all walks of life.
"Ha! I finally seized the opportunity!"
"Report a wave!"
They were staring at the picture, breathing heavily.
"Notify the funder's father! We'll take over the job." A skinny man in the lead looked nervous, "The copywriting, brother over there, write the copywriting first! Hehehe, love learning? If you love learning in this area, you can also It needs to be cold!"
"It's ready!"
"The title of the copywriting starts with 'Shock! A certain game...'."
A group of people are ready, waiting for him to start the show, taking screenshots to leave evidence.
...
Click!
Everyone looked at the live broadcast room anxiously.
Bai Xiaojun was very desperate, and made a final fight against his future fate, "Brothers, I will bite my tongue and kill myself later."
"It's useless! Did you see that mysterious light arrow?"
Someone immediately analyzed, "According to my deduction, this is some kind of special secret treasure! The Cupid's arrow that gave you love will make you feel insincere and you can't help yourself! I can only hope that the monster inside is not too ugly!"
Bai Xiaojun immediately said that he would commit suicide now.
"Don't worry! Don't die, life is full of hope! I'll give you an emperor, brothers, reward and go!"
"Start all over again, this song is for you! It accompanied me through the most difficult time. I once failed to start a business with a debt of 830,000. My wife ran away, leaving only a son who is still in elementary school. , as long as you are alive, you will be full of hope! If the heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth~~”
"Hold on, brothers, cheer him up, sing with me full of positive energy... No one can see a rainbow without going through wind and rain, no one can casually succeed, grasp every touch of life~~"
Still singing
Full of enthusiasm and encouragement
Chicken Soup Instructor, let me get over it
Bai Xiaojun was held on his shoulders, with a look of despair.
These guys look serious and passionate, full of positive energy. In fact, it is clear at a glance what is going on in their hearts, and they are not young people. This kind of routine, I believe you ghosts!
He suddenly wanted to go offline, but he also wanted to get paid for the live broadcast... After all, the constant rewards in front of him are almost a hundred thousand oceans.
Ding!
A private message came from the site.
This is a private message that can only be sent by adding friends.
Bai Xiaojun took a closer look, and it turned out to be his girlfriend.
Knew it..
My girlfriend still knew about it.
He couldn't help sighing, now his girlfriend is as anxious as I am in this scene, and clicked on the content of the private message:
"Honey! Hold on, come on! This time I won't care about being green, if the heart is there, the dream is there! We can buy a house! (Come on)"
"..."
Bai Xiaojun was completely stunned, he didn't expect you to be such a tolerant girlfriend, but I don't want you to be so tolerant.
Tread Tread!
In his bewilderment, he was resisted into the room, with dark and gloomy wooden walls, strange instruments of torture, and the pictures were very strange.
Before, all the animals fell to the ground with red faces, and a very ferocious unknown tree creature with a horrible breath was tied to the pillar, as if it was imprisoned and could not move.
This hidden copy is very weird.
When netizens saw this, they couldn't help but feel agitated in anticipation. They looked at it with excitement, but felt... This tree looks vaguely familiar, does it seem familiar
"It looks familiar."
"Look at this pair of feet, it's obviously the kind of tree style that can run away."
...
Discussions started around, very intense discussions.
But at this time, the tree man was handsome and tall, but with a numb face, he looked helplessly at the tree that had been sent in, "It's another tree. I've really had enough, can you hurry up today. "
In an instant, everyone's minds buzzed and exploded, their faces full of disbelief.
Oooo!
like! mud!
Yuan! green! flower!
Countless people were dumbfounded, too surprised to say a word.
No one could have imagined such a coincidence of fate, a random new player entered the dungeon, and unexpectedly met someone who had disappeared for a long time, and now life seems to be very special
His thousand comrades in the same server are not calm anymore. They have been missing for so long and have never been offline or contacted. They are here to enjoy life, indulge in it, and never miss it! ? Do you want to be cold
It never occurred to him that his Shusheng had already reached its peak.
"Bastard, this guy is cool here ([○?｀Д′?○])"
"At first I was a little worried about this tree player. It turns out that the other party is also an acquaintance. It's okay to digest it internally."
"I'm relieved, after all, we are brothers, so whoever is with whom."
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Bai Xiaojun was also completely stunned, it turned out to be you.
Yuan Qinghua was originally in the player group, and she was quite a serious person. Although she was a bit funny, she didn't expect it to be so disgusting.
But you still have to say hello first, let the other party recognize it.
Think up to this point.
"Woooooo!" Bai Xiaojun shook his body slightly, winked at Yuan Qinghua quickly, and made a movement, which was a signal gesture for them to fight together.
Yuan Qinghua was in a daze, and was immediately startled by the tree man in front of him...
Group gestures
He shook his body, suddenly turned to the mantis next to him, and immediately said, "Brother Mantis, can you go out for a while, I like this tree man very much, and I want to enjoy it slowly."
Mantis looked at the treants on both sides.
Before, this Asura Dao looked lifeless, did he find true love now
"It would be great if you can take the initiative by yourself, and the survival rate is very high." Mantis thought for a while, and picked up the light arrow without doubting him, "If you play tricks, the necessary punishment procedures are still required, don't blame me Increase the amount!"
Crash!
Mantis strode out.
Bai Xiaojun took a deep breath, looked at him vigilantly, and immediately pretended to be fierce, "Yuan Qinghua, have you opened the door to a new world? But don't worry, I respect you very much and don't discriminate, but don't attack me Just do it."
He also has a small ninety-nine in his heart and is very nervous.
Now let others slaughter you, you have to be fierce, otherwise, if you reveal your compromise, you will be...
He shivered.
"Brother, don't get excited." At this time, the mighty tree man hanging on the pillar also hurriedly explained, "Things are not what you imagined, you listen to my explanation... But before that, the NPCs outside will find out Abnormal, you have to call out first, and I will explain it to you later."
"Why are you calling?"
Bai Xiaojun couldn't help opening his mouth, and the next second he reacted, his face gradually became dull, and he was suddenly sad, "Brother, I'm not familiar with the business, why don't you come?"
Yuan Qinghua was also very sad, "Although I am very familiar with business, my voice is very familiar to the other party."
The two looked at each other, and it was extremely dangerous at this time.
However, Bai Xiaojun still tried to speak, "Ah~~?"
Hahahahaha!
The live broadcast room suddenly burst into laughter, and my stomach cramped.
The big praying mantis outside was very satisfied when he heard the sound, and muttered to himself, "This is much better than using the arrow of a hundred flowers to reproduce. Natural reproduction has a high survival rate!"
"The same trees, it seems that they have found true love."
...
...
In a dark room.
Yuan Qinghua never expected that there were players among the captured creatures
He was shocked and immediately reacted, and the first sentence was to warn: "Big brother, my black history, don't tell the outside world, keep it secret, my matter is not what you imagined! I Still a decent guy."
"I know, I know, I'm super strict about keeping it secret." Bai Xiaojun nodded.
The live broadcast room outside began to refresh the screen.
"By the way, he didn't expect to be live broadcasting at all!"
"Too young to keep up with the times, now you can start the live broadcast mode."
"When he went offline, he saw the heated discussion among the people. I want to know what kind of expression he has (funny)"
...
At this time, Yuan Qinghua looked at Bai Xiaojun's terrified eyes, and couldn't help saying, "Things are not as you imagined, I am still pure, I am still pure, I was just kissing, they suffocated and fainted Just lost."
ah ah!
Bai Xiaojun was still barking, not to let the praying mantis outside suspect him.
But my heart is numb, you are pure fart, I heard the voice outside, so I don't believe it and don't do anything else.
"Yes, your soul is pure! I believe you just kissed them one by one." Bai Xiaojun tried not to provoke him, it was scary after all.
He vaguely felt the horror of the chainsaw horror, walking on thin ice, not daring to provoke anger.
This is to kill people.
"You do not understand!"
Yuan Qinghua was also in a hurry and stomped her feet angrily.
Seeing the other party's frightened expression, he quickly explained again, "That thing is a strange method of heaven and man, and it is the arrow of hundreds of flowers from the god of love! It has a special strange ability. As long as the two creatures that are penetrated, they will Will kiss and give birth!"
Bai Xiaojun hid further away, looking at him in horror, as if you don't lie to me.
Only a child would believe this.
"He is not what you imagined." Yuan Qinghua was completely excited, and quickly said, "The characteristics of the arrow of the hundred flowers! The two people who are hit can't help but kiss, and then they will have a child."
This is not scientific.
So pure
Kiss, there will be a baby
Bai Xiaojun was startled, and seemed to be beginning to believe him, looking at him, "Really? Yuan, so you are in this situation?"
"Yes! Heaven and man are so proud and pure!" Yuan Qinghua whispered quickly, "This ability is extremely weird. It is a kind of fusion talent that can exchange genes with one kiss. It is very scary. Therefore, Baihua, the god of love, It is one of the giants of Heaven and Humanity! Arrow of Hundred Flowers, known as the ability to surpass the species! Leading the marriage of Heaven and Humanity."
Bai Xiaojun felt weird.
Yuan Qinghua couldn't help crying loudly, "Otherwise, how can I be a tree with animals, fish, and all kinds of strange creatures?"
Only then did Bai Xiaojun recover from his fear.
Yes, under normal circumstances, how can this tree reproduce with other creatures
Bai Xiaojun: "..."
10,000 Cao Nima ran past, and my heart was as exciting as a roller coaster.
"..."
The whole studio was speechless.
This is not the result they want, this thunder is too loud and the rain is little.
Some local tyrants who are crazy about swiping gifts are also confused. I swiped money just to see this? Heartbroken, I think this is a scam.
"The ability of this extraordinary world is a talent?"
"Hahaha! Are you surprised? Are you surprised? This car really leads to the kindergarten, and you will have a baby if you hold hands? You will get pregnant if you kiss? It's so innocent and cute, in the cognition of Eros Baihua , could it be that this is the reason why she has this special talent?"
"Isn't that similar to the nature of the evil god?"
"The goddess of love, Baihua, is really so simple."
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Everyone was speechless, and the picture was so simple.
"This game doesn't follow the rules, and it doesn't love learning."
"I waited for a long time, just tell me this?"
The sailors who were ready to start writing black materials excitedly, trembling with their pens in their hands, were also silent, their faces black as carbon, it was completely unexpected that this was the case, such a small, fresh and pure picture.