Shepherding Humanity

Chapter 69: How is dog licking made?

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After reading the post, Xu Zhi himself was a little excited.

It's so exquisite that it explodes, isn't it! !

Such a complicated and ingenious background setting of the conscience game, even Xu Zhi wanted to blow it up after watching it.

After watching the blood boil, there is a strong idea of crazy wanting to enter the game and start realizing a brilliant life in another world.

Netizens who don't know why are naturally more excited.

"Blowing up the conscientious production team! The hard core belongs to the hard core, but is there anyone who is super friendly to our players! It's just that there are too few places for the internal test, so I can only be a cloud player to watch you play games in it, visit the forum, and have a good time , I was scratching my heart (tears)."

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"It's scary. Playing this game made us love learning! At first it was bioevolution, then it was medical pharmacy. Next, I thought it should be physics, chemistry, etc., who knew it turned out to be linguistics! (The painting style changes suddenly)"

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"It's terrible. If we can enter the world of wizards, we will have to relearn even the native language of the other world... Is there anything more terrifying than learning a whole new foreign language to play games? I can't even learn English well (crying)"

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"From this point of view, I'm afraid this game will really become Second Life (serious face)"

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"It turns out that we have the highest legendary map from the very beginning—the dimensional courtyard where the Creator lives, the "place where all things are created". The Creator is evolving us single cells and spores. No wonder we regularly check the degree of evolution of our species. .....Fortunately we wanted to fight the boss before."

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"Wow! Thinking about it this way, I, a little ant, want to run over and give the Creator a kiss! There are many benefits to please the Creator!"

"I want to fuck him too!"

"**+1"

"Hehehe, you licking dogs are really shameless, I am different, I want to lick his sexy chest hair too!"

"Hmph! You are blaspheming the Creator. As the only existence in a world that spans countless dimensions, time and space, causality, and ethics, how can there be such a setting as chest hair? Believe it or not!"

Some cute girls started to maintain it.

They said that they were already fans of this game.

The God of Creation, who is the supreme master, is so handsome and temperamental, even eating an apple is super handsome, far surpassing anime, TV dramas, and celebrities. I want to make him into a pillow, a two-dimensional figure.

"I found out that the legendary creator god likes to sit on a chair in the yard and eat apples!"

"Hahaha, I still like to eat pears!"

"I'm hopeful as a plant. I want to evolve a very delicious plant and grow fruit. To please this Creator God who is creating species will definitely trigger the hidden plot."

"Leave me to evolve delicious plants! Delicious, sweet, protein is eight times that of beef, and will be delivered to your mouth! I want the male god to eat me, this cute little sweetheart (shy)"

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A pack of licking dogs.

Xu Zhi sat in front of the computer and watched the crazy discussions in the forum, all kinds of hot jokes made him laugh, and suddenly, he couldn't laugh or cry.

He didn't expect that, without doing anything, all of a sudden, information about the wizarding world was revealed from the "Hunyuan Thunderbolt Hand", and there would be such a drastic change in online forums.

He wanted to eat fruit before, so he fought wits with them and tricked them into evolving into plants in his orchard. Who would have thought that there would be such a good thing now

Take the initiative to evolve food and deliver it to your door

The gourmet species plan is about to come true.

I have a good fortune, my happy farm life in the future...

Xu Zhi continued to observe secretly, but suddenly couldn't help it, and secretly posted a post on the forum, fanning the flames:

"Everyone, don't forget, God of Creation, in fact, his favorite food is the final chicken!"

"yes!"

Suddenly, players in countless forums woke up.

Immediately, countless players entered the game one after another, frantically looking for the "Autumn Mountain Speed" that had just finished posting and had now entered the sandbox.

At this moment, Qiu Mingshan is taking his own population of dead chickens to reproduce in situ. After the previous mass extinction of food, he is now finally reproducing the population with difficulty.

Huh

Chen Wenshan watched a group of enthusiastic players rushing towards him, and laughed:

It's finally here. Sure enough, everyone is looking at me with such fanatical eyes of admiration!

It must be my tall and handsome post just now, a wave of exquisite reasoning, ushered in a lot of fans!

"Quick, grab him!"

"Brothers, sacrifice the chicken and trigger the hidden plot!"

"Yes, he was the one who took the lead in provoking the Creator before. We caught him and sacrificed him as a tribute. We can pray for the Creator's forgiveness!"

In the lush forest, an extremely terrifying scene appeared.

Countless grotesque hunting animals, those with eight tentacles, nine legs, and hundreds of eyes, frantically killed the race that sent the chicken to the end, and quickly crushed the chicken.

Chen Wenshan:? ? ?

Fuck! !

You are poisonous!

Just after I posted the post, I came in specially, and put on a handsome and provocative pose on the spot, to enjoy the eyes of your adoring bosses, not to be beaten... .

"run!!"

He's not stupid, he walks fast.

"I provoked someone!!" Chen Wenshan was in a bad mood, tears streaming down his face.

How did things become like this

He ran away crazily, and hid in the woods at this time, gasping for breath, "This group of **** licking dogs, I kindly posted a post for you to decipher. The game world view setting that is so powerful in popular science, you actually turned to mess with me?"

He gasped for breath, but he didn't pay attention to the dense trees behind him, blinking secretly.

"Look, what did we find?"

"It turned out to be a single Qiu Mingshan! We can try to catch it. An Qiu Mingshan can provide us with energy for several days. They are rich in protein and are also the favorite of the Creator, but he is not easy to deal with. , we slowly approach it from behind, boo! Be careful not to make any noise."

puff!

A group of trees quietly pulled up their roots, approached ghostly, and rushed forward.

Cuckoo!

The miserable rooster screamed.

"Hey! We caught it! It struggled a lot!"

"Watch out! He's gone mad, biting... oh no, he's biting a tree, he's biting a tree! Quick! Gag him!"

"Caught it.... The deadly poison of the final chicken is on the head. Just remove the head and you can eat it. Its protein content is 6 times that of beef. Of course, if time is not urgent, we can roast it first. It'll be tastier that way."

"Well, their texture is crunchy and tastes like chicken, but don't eat too much, and don't eat their king 'Akina Mountain Speed', after all, we want to stay and reproduce the race, we have to sacrifice this race To the great Creator."

A group of trees, gradually going away.

Crash!

A cool wind blows.

Qiu Mingshan was resisting at a high speed, and the chicken feathers fell to the ground. He was standing naked on the spot like an innocent boy who had been stripped naked, with question marks on his face and a look of bewilderment on his face.

He broke down.

Already began to doubt life.

Could it be that I am really an edible chicken!

A race born for deliciousness

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Xu Zhian sat quietly on a chair at the gate of the yard and ate an apple.

Under the feet in front of the eyes, there is a bunch of strange trees that are pinched, and the branches and leaves of the emerald green corolla on the head, and the brightly colored death chickens are placed in front of the eyes.

They are like a group of tree people from primitive tribes, worshiping the towering gods and giants.

Xu Zhi smiled slightly, grabbed it casually, took it back and started making tonight's dinner, "Well, last time I made soup, let's fry it this time."