Shepherding Humanity

Chapter 95: crazy forum

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"Just went in, and now they are all offline?"

In the forum, everyone became curious instantly.

After all, the casual sandbox game "Spore Evolution" has become a phenomenon-level popular game. Not to mention outsiders, at least players in the entire game circle are paying attention and discussing it enthusiastically. After all, there are infinite possibilities.

Afterwards, netizens flicked through one after another, and in a post that described the most complete process, they got the whole truth.

"Is this really the speed of time? We only went to the bathroom once, and half a month has passed inside you?"

"Damn it! You guys are so 6! Before, you went to challenge the God of Creation, but now you challenge the indigenous gods as soon as you enter? The result was overturned in an instant? Niubi!!! (Broken sound)"

"Hahahaha! I will never change my nature! (Laughing and making pig noises)"

Countless people heard this, collectively disconnected, and felt that it was too miserable, but they still couldn't help gloating.

At this moment, in the entire forum, countless posts are screaming, and those who are crazy about Qiu Mingshan's speed are crying and counting his seven deadly sins.

"Before, he took us to fight the boss and challenge the creation god group to destroy! (angry)"

"Evolved us so ugly! Ladies and sisters are scared crazy! No matter what you think, it's all the fault of Qiu Mingshan's speed! (angry)"

"Now take us to pick up rocks on the ground and hit the land of the gods! Do you think you are the gorilla who smashed the plane in the disaster movie? As a result, you died instantly. The death is so natural. It is estimated that the gods in the sky now Put our dead bodies on the grill and sprinkle cumin! (anger)”

"Qiu Mingshan speed, get out and get beaten! Shoot for ten minutes! (angry)"

...

Countless people began to crazily condemn Qiu Mingshan's speed.

Now it's offline, and countless people are frantically trying to restart it, but they still can't enter the game, the screen is still black, maybe they just died like this

But at this time, there was still a logical analysis post, it was the big guy who learned nothing.

Xuebaixue: "Hello everyone, I am Xuebaixue, please don't panic, I think we should not die, I will make a calm analysis and reasoning post,

First of all, the natives fainted immediately when they saw us. It is probably not the fault of Qiu Mingshan's speed. It may be that the creatures we evolved are too distorted and chaotic, with strong mental power, which is more evil than the evil eye before, and caused by biological characteristics.

Secondly, although we are defeated now, the indigenous gods in another world don't know our body structure, so they can't kill us completely. They even think that we are dead, so they let them go. They don't know that we can be reborn with a drop of blood .

You all know that we are composed of one hundred and seventy-three "kings". We have 173 small spots, like acupuncture points all over the body, which are distributed on various body nodes. They are very small. Our core "king" may not die. It is estimated that only the outside groups died.

Moreover, in the giant structure we evolved, we have made a hard bone shell and 173 bone pills, which are specially used to wrap our 173 acupuncture points and vital points, so you don't have to worry too much. "

The reliable boss finally appeared, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Xue Baixue: "That bone protection pill is the hardest part of our body, and it can't completely guarantee the survival of all 173 of us. There may be a small number of people who unfortunately died and quit the game."

Immediately, everyone was wailing and screaming, saying that their Ouhuang, this kind of thing would never happen to them.

But at this time, someone asked: "Then someone quit the game, wouldn't it mean that part of the organ is missing, and you have abolished it?"

Xue Baixue: "It won't be like this. I guess there is a high probability that no one will quit the game. Even if someone quits the game, it's just that the king died. The population he left behind must still be there, but it has become wild and can continue to reproduce. , is still a part of our body, but does not have its own thinking."

"I understand, that is to say, players like skeletons and skins can go offline casually. They can't move anyway. If they die, they die. It doesn't affect the overall situation. It's even better if they die, so that these bastards don't spend all day. rioting and rebellion... .

The thirteen muscle players who control the giant's actions are the most important, but even if something happens, the thirteen muscle players will definitely not die, as long as the other muscle players take over the control of its body. "

After an analysis, everyone was relieved a lot.

Everyone discussed nervously for a few minutes, and suddenly a player yelled, "You can go online, everyone! You will never imagine what happened to us! I can't see other people!"

Everyone quickly asked what happened.

And some players were also anxious and logged in. After just a dozen seconds, they came out again to exchange information with each other.

"Yes, I can also go online! And I found that our creatures are very scary. They obviously haven't evolved organs such as eyes, but they are so powerful that they can perceive the external environment. I'm here in the woods. Where are you?"

"Brothers, I woke up and found that my skin had been made into a page in a book of animal skins. A blond Western woman was sitting on a wooden table in the window, holding a quill pen, on my body. Write!"

"The one with the upper skin, you're alright! Do you know where I am? I'm also a skin tissue player, and I'm in the desert! I've been walking for half a day with this piece of skin, sunburned, and almost dehydrated! I'm about to die, Is there any cloud player who can help you think of a way out of the desperate situation, and counterattack like a king of alchemy (crying loudly)"

"Hahaha! It's so hot up there! (Screaming like a pig) I'm more ordinary and sank to the bottom of the sea! There are a lot of fish around!"

"Fuck, I'm such a hair, I woke up and found that I was in a bird's nest on a tree, which was used to build a nest, and there was a pile of excrement-yellow unidentified objects on my head. These dead birds don't like to be clean at all! ( cry)"

"The above are all miserable, but is there anyone worse than me? Come compare misery, let's hurt each other! This bone of mine is now picked up by a giant dog-licking beast. I lick it frantically, and I pull my leg Just ran, the giant beast was stunned for a few seconds, it probably has never seen a bone that can run, and then took me back, licking, my body is full of saliva, help!!"

"Above, why are you all able to walk? I have one bone, I can't move, I can only lie silently in the woods (shivering)"

"Hahaha, there is an honest man here! Everyone, come and bully him! The big bosses took the lead in evolution before, but they didn't secretly leave behind, evolved mobile organs, and were ready to run away at any time. Have you learned the theory of evolution for nothing? "

"You guys are so gloating! Honest man above, where are you? Report your location, let me see if it's close? I'll go and save you! (Angrily from a bone player)"

"We're scattered all over the world."

Everyone communicated with each other in the forum, and they came to this creepy conclusion in an instant.