Shinji Matou At Your Service

Chapter 1036: Artificial human training program

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The battle is over.

Shinji led his convoy to Mount Enzo in a mighty procession.

The word "magnificent" is not an exaggeration. Yahad came to Fuyuki this time with two teams of twelve combat maids, plus Shinji, Kiritsugu, and Maiya, a total of fifteen people. This does not include Yustisa and Scathach - they can transform into spirit bodies and do not take up space.

Moreover, the maids also carried various gifts and weapons, especially the weapons, the lightest of which could reach the average weight of a child, and the heaviest was more exaggerated than the legendary "fat power armor".

This is not a joke. The weapons of the battle maids are made of "rhenium", a metal that is superior to the "tungsten steel" used in the armor plates of main battle tanks. Not only is it expensive, but its density is three times that of iron, higher than that of gold and lead. If all these things were converted into people, there would be at least dozens of people.

Obviously, it would take more than just a few vehicles to move all these people and objects away. Fortunately, Einzbern had done a good job of preparation and prepared various vehicles in advance, including cars for transporting personnel and trucks for transporting equipment.

After Yahad was defeated, these vehicles were naturally requisitioned by Shinji and packed up and taken away at once. The combat maids all had driving skills when they left the factory, and each of them was a qualified driver, so there was no need to worry about everyone driving.

The convoy's destination is Mount Enzo, the mountain villa of the Matou family and the current residence of the Emiya family.

Since they can't be killed once and for all, they can only be kept under their noses and monitored in real time to prevent any trouble. Although Shinji took care of everyone in a few moves, that was based on the extremely practical treasure "King of Punishment". If it were someone else, it would never be so easy to subdue this group of maids specialized in combat.

However, it is another story for Miss Orange, the "Grand Puppet Master". In terms of combat power, Miss Orange is not very high, but when it comes to understanding puppets, she is undoubtedly the world's number one. With her around, I'm afraid the androids will be suppressed by her before they even start to make trouble.

In addition to surveillance, Yusitisa also plans to open an "emotional training class" in the villa.

The subjects of the class are naturally Einzbern's artificial humans.

The content of the course is not psychological counseling in the conventional sense, but real emotional training - that is, to make the androids understand what a... Pah, this is a mainstream anime, not a drama. Even if it is a drama, the one teaching it should be Shinji who has let himself go - the content of the course is to make the androids truly have emotions and a human heart.

The teachers were Yustisa and Irisviel, who were once like combat maids, but now lived more realistically than most humans. They knew better than anyone how to impress androids and stimulate their deepest repressed emotions.

Kiritsugu, Illya and Shinji were the assistants. They were the trigger for the androids to become humans, and it was they who aroused the emotions in the androids. Apart from anything else, seeing Yustisa being timid when being held by Shinji made many androids feel quite shocked. The two "defective products" Sera and Lijielit even wanted to pick up axes and guns to chop people.

Of course, considering Shinji's extremely strong force, the two did not put it into practice in the end. However, in their hearts, Shinji has become the "big devil" who used violence to rob, threaten, and force the saint.

What? Why is it so clear

Because the androids don't know how to hide their feelings, they are very straightforward and say whatever they think, saying everything they should and shouldn't say.

"You devil, let go of Lady Yustisa."

"Lady Yustisa, we will definitely rescue you."

"Lady Yustisa is our hero."

"Lady Yustisa, leave us alone..."

—The words were so straightforward that Yustisa could hardly bear to listen.

How come I didn’t know I was so great

Shinji, on the other hand, was extremely calm and smiled the whole time. In his mind, Lijielit and Sera were automatically categorized as the female version of Sven and Flat. Watching their conversation was like watching a crosstalk, full of joy. Even if he was the one being criticized, it was still very interesting.

Sometimes when he's in the mood, he'll take the initiative to flirt.

"Beauty belongs only to the strong."

"Even if you live for 200 years like Ahad, you can't defeat me."

"I, Matou Shinji, am not someone you can afford to mess with."

"If you feel you have the ability to play with me, Shinji doesn't mind playing with me to the end."

"I'm a local. I can find a hundred ways to make you unable to stay. But you can't do anything about it."

"Shinji likes to attack those who think they are superior."

"Hehe, just remember that my name is Ye... Ahem, Matou Shinji!"

As various famous quotes came out, hatred soared to the sky. Even Yustisa couldn't stand it anymore and used her special move "punch you in the chest with my little fist" - in a sense, this is also a good thing

Sometimes Shinji really felt strange. Irisviel's words and deeds were often bold, but Yustisa, her ancestor and model, was very conservative. After all, the two had been in a relationship for five years, but Yustisa was still the same as before, shy and blushing, like a little girl who had just fallen in love - perhaps 900 years of closed life had a great impact on her.

Actually, there is nothing wrong with it. After all, many people like the feeling of "if only life could be as it was when we first met". Shinji does not need to pursue it deliberately, his Yustisa will always be the same as when they first met.

Eh? Is there someone missing

The new combat maid has no experience or knowledge, and the old man Yahad just watches Shinji and his own saint show their affection and spread out their love

In response, Shinji said that the old guy has become a useless person and would not react even if he was covered in dog food.

The reason why this happened is because Shinji used his ultimate move.

At that time, he was angry about Yustisa's choice and criticism of the family's long-cherished wish, so he spoke less politely.

This caused Shinji's dissatisfaction, and he started cursing.

"You old man, take care of yourself first. You are obviously mentally retarded, and you still have the nerve to question Yustisa?"

Then, Shinji described in detail all of Yahad's actions from the first Holy Grail War to the present, and ridiculed and criticized them comprehensively, and finally slammed the table.

"If it weren't for the Avenger you created that contaminated the Holy Grail, Kiritsugu wouldn't have needed to bombard the Holy Grail, and Yustisa and I wouldn't have had to find ways to purify it. Yustisa and I almost died because of this, you know? Without Yustisa to protect you, there's no need for Kiritsugu to do anything. I'll turn you into a hedgehog first!"

As a result, the Ahad sank and could not rise again.