"It's getting more and more dangerous. Let's switch. If tennis doesn't work, try badminton!"
Fiore, the referee, was almost going crazy, and Hierer, who was observing secretly, had a similar expression.
"I think badminton should also be able to produce great results."
Well, this time, Shinji no longer needs to be the dark one, and the natural dark Irisviel will take over. This kind of sports with a weird style is exactly what she likes.
Although badminton is not as terrifying as tennis, which can produce earth-shattering special effects such as stand-ins, black holes, other worlds, and other dimensions, it is also extremely terrifying when it really explodes.
In the eyes of ordinary people, badminton is a relatively easy sport, and it has a nice name called "light feather flying". However, in the eyes of industry insiders, this sport is not easy at all, and its real name is "heavy feather shooting (cough) explosion"!
"I am the social security officer!" A man swings a badminton racket!
"I am the social security officer!" Another person waved a badminton racket!
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In short, the stadium was saved this time, but the exaggerated scene still made Fiore feel it was too much.
"Switch it, take the sports off the wheel, all of them."
"Let's take this one, Hanafuda. It's said to be a traditional Japanese sport and looks very interesting." Olga Marie said, pointing to one of the items.
"Then let's take this one. There won't be any problems playing cards." Fiore's eyes lit up.
Playing cards? No problem
Haha! Are you sure
"Drink aa ...
"Oooooooohhhhhhhhh—"
The blue dog (Cuchulain) and the golden wolf (Sfin) growled at the same time and stretched their hands (paws) towards one of the cards. In the end, Cuchulain was faster and successfully grabbed the correct face card.
"Okay, that's the momentum!"
At this time, Wu Tiao Wuhui, who was acting as a referee, read out the next sentence: "A match starts a fire... What the dog barks at..."
"Don't call me dog!!!" the two canines, one blue and one yellow, shouted in unison.
Kirie shrank back and said weakly, "That's what the haiku says, and I've already read it."
Then, the eyes of the two became sharp again.
"Drink aa ...
"Oooooooohhhhhhhhh—"
Although it sounds more like this to others.
"Woof woof woof woof woof—"
"Ooo ...
After seeing this scene, Fiore finally realized that it was not a problem with the competition or the rules, but a problem with the contestants. As long as this group of people were present, all kinds of extraordinary developments could be achieved no matter what the competition was.
"Play however you want. It's up to you." Fiore, who has always been conscientious and responsible, gave up resisting and let these increasingly arrogant Masters and Servants play freely.
So next, the group of people completely indulged in the carnival.
"The competition continues. The next event is Blackbeard!"
The Blackbeard game is adapted from a certain entertainment activity of medieval pirates. It is a game in which people are put into a wooden barrel with more than ten slits. The people outside insert their swords into the slits while the people inside hide. One person inserts a sword into the slits, and whoever hits the target wins. If no one hits the target after a round, Blackbeard wins.
The method of selecting Blackbeard is still to draw lots. As we all know, in the absence of cheating, the lottery is all about luck.
so-
"Why is it me, 'Blackbeard'?" Cu Chulainn, who was stuffed into a barrel by a group of servants, protested while struggling.
Is there any need to ask? Because you are the only lucky E among the contestants.
However, since only Shinji knew the real reason, the others answered like this.
"There's nothing we can do. Please abide by the result of the draw." Lord Illya, Artoria, whose luck was A, raised a knife and stabbed it into one of the gaps.
"Wow, stop it—why is the knife sharpened? And it's not an ordinary knife." Cu Chulainn screamed.
"Because my family sponsored it, all the knives in my collection are of this type."
The special guest and referee of this game, Ryougi Shiki, said nonchalantly, handing a knife to the next contestant. She had been chased twice, but she hadn't left Fuyuki yet. I don't know if she was careless or had other ideas.
"Hit me!" Faker recovered and stabbed in without saying anything.
"Next-"
"It's an interesting project, bastard. But it's too much trouble, too much trouble!"
Gilgamesh opened his treasure chest without a word, put the knife in it, and spread it out behind him.
"Hey, hey, we agreed that you can only insert one at a time." Cuciu** indicated that he was in a panic.
"I am the rule, and everything in the universe must respect me!"
Gilgamesh, impatient, threw all his knives at once.
"Lancer died again!" Shinji shouted when he saw this.
"How inhumane!" Scathach replied in tacit agreement, "Although I am also a Lancer."
The knives fell like rain, cutting the flimsy wooden barrel into dozens of pieces. However, among the fragments, the man in the blue tights was still alive.
He stood up slowly, and said with a look of grief and indignation: "Don't just kill people!"
This is understandable, because Cu Chulainn's inherent skill "Protection from Arrows" can deflect or dodge all flying props in sight. Projections of this scale will not cause any harm to him even if they happen a hundred times.
The result of this competition is already clear.
"Winner - Lancer, Cuchulainn!"
"Well, I win!"
Ku Chuuya immediately forgot the danger just now and jumped up and down excitedly. Shinji and Scathach shook their heads at this, what a single-celled guy.
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"Due to time constraints, there is only one remaining event. Let's reveal the answer - King's Game!"
However, many contestants were not enthusiastic about what should have been an exciting final moment.
Gilgamesh: "I am already the king."
Iskandar: "I am also a king."
Artoria: "And me."
Scathach: "Me too."
Loreleija answered on behalf of Altira: "My Saber is also a king."
Luvia said on behalf of Karna: "If I remember correctly, my Archer was once a king."
Including Solomon who was slacking off as a doctor, and Darius III who died heroically in battle, there are a lot of kings summoned this time, enough to make up two decks of king bombs!
People who are not kings said: "This game is simply unplayable!"
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Then, the host Olga Marie, Irisviel, and the referee Fiore announced in unison:
"It's over. The fifth Holy Grail Grand Prix has concluded."
"—Hey, why are you so quick? The final rankings haven't been announced yet."