Shinji's voice was soft and his smile was bright, but the more he did that, the more scared Astolfo felt.
Although Astolfo's behavior is off-line, it is not only bad, but also has many advantages.
Astolfo's skill 1: Evaporation of Reason: Rank D
Reason has evaporated, and no secrets can be kept. It is already a curse to reveal the true name and weakness of a companion, forget important things, etc. This skill also has "intuition", and you can feel the most suitable development for yourself to a certain extent during battle.
In other words, this skill is to gain extraordinary intuition at the expense of rational analysis. In a sense, Astolfo has the perception ability to ignore appearances and go straight to the essence.
At this moment, in Astolfo's cognition, the assassin opposite him was no longer a human being, but a terrifying beast, and he was the prey targeted by the beast.
"Hmm... Assassin is so scary." Astolfo trembled when he sensed the danger.
Seeing Astolfo's frightened look, Shinji felt embarrassed.
Ah Fu, you said you were wearing women's clothes, after all, you did it to save your good friend, the crazy Paladin Roland. But why did you become feminine
You've had countless adventures in your life. What kind of enemies have you not faced
In your last battle before death, you had only a few dozen people against 50,000 Saxons, but you still risked your life and died fighting. Why are you trembling in front of an unknown assassin like me
Where is your chivalry? Where is the glory of the twelve warriors of Charlemagne
Okay, let's not talk about this for now. Explain to me why you look more pitiful when you're trembling than a real cute girl? A straight man like me with a chauvinistic attitude almost turned gay.
In order to resist Astolfo's evil temptation, Shinji began to recall the various beautiful women he had met in his life.
Master, Sakura, Justisa, Fujino, Orange, Kirie, Lorelaya, Fiore, Rokudo Reika, Altria... Lend me your strength, I will never succumb to a transvestite.
With this thought, Shinji immediately resisted Astolfo's evil charm. Of course, with this interruption, the black aura that continued to emanate from Shinji gradually faded, and the atmosphere in the room quickly returned to peace.
Picking up a bottle of drink on the coffee table, Shinji asked, "Tell me, what happened? How did you end up in my room? Who is the one occupying my bed? It must be you who did it again, Fuku."
"Well, my name is Astolfo, not Afu." Astolfo protested weakly.
I @#¥¥#, are you kidding me, a real man, you want to use me? You are even softer than my Sakura, how can real cute girls live if you act so cute
Come on, beauties, protect me one more time. I will stay away from this guy next time to avoid any problems.
"If I say Ah Fu, then I'm Ah Fu. There's no point in asking questions!"
Shinji glared at Astolfo fiercely, and the latter instantly became cowardly.
"Afu is just Afu, why are you so fierce?"
"Why are you so fierce? How dare you say that! This is my room, you came in without my permission, this behavior is called invasion! No matter what era it is, I can just cut you. If it was me invading your room, you would be angry too."
"No, no, I'm not angry at all." Astolfo shook her head, her long pink hair tied into a braid flying in the air, full of femininity, "Are you going to invade my room? Welcome, welcome, you must come when the master wants to see me, I won't lock the door."
"Puff~"
Shinji spat out a mouthful of drink and it took him a while to calm down.
"You—oh, I almost forgot, your Master is a black magician. These guys are probably mentally ill. She must have done a lot of strange things to you."
"Yes, yes. How did you know that? That's amazing." Astolfo nodded repeatedly, with stars in his eyes. "So, you must come to save me."
"Don't use this kind of Afu-style worship on me." Shinji pushed Astolfo's head away, "You should deal with your own Master. I don't like that woman named Eskel. She smells too bloody. I'm afraid I can't help but chop her up. It will be fun then."
"Why is this happening?" Astolfo collapsed on the ground like a deflated ball.
I said girl, no, boy, that's not right either, let's just call her Ah Fu. Ah Fu, you are wearing a short skirt, sitting with your feet turned inward, won't it hurt somewhere on your body? It hurts just looking at me, okay
Forget it. We can't use common sense to guess at creatures like transvestites. It would be better to list them separately under the Primates, Suborder Hominoids, Infraorder Anthropoides, Superfamily Hominidae, Subfamily Homo, Tribe Homo, Genus Homo, Species Homo sapiens.
"Okay, let's stop talking about this. You still haven't told me why you came to my room? And who is that person?"
"That's a homunculus I found in the hallway. Caster was looking for him for some reason. Your room is perfect for hiding someone, so just—"
"—Rider, Assassin will definitely not understand you, so let me explain it."
Chiron, who had been sitting in a chair reading a book without saying a word, interrupted Astolfo's messy description. In his opinion, Assassin was probably confused at this moment.
In fact, Shinji was not confused at all. He knew exactly what happened, and even guessed the answer as to why someone was hidden in his room. He just asked this question to avoid suspicion.
Chiron's description is exactly the same as Shinji's speculation.
Sieg escapes and meets Astolfo, who sends him to Chiron's room for treatment.
Unlike the novel, Chiron's master was replaced by Corless. Fiore had difficulty walking, so she would call Chiron directly when she had something to do. No one would come into Chiron's room, so it was very safe. Corless was different. He was very curious and liked to ask Chiron for advice when he encountered problems. He ran to Chiron's room at least ten times a day. The relationship between the two gradually developed from master and servant to teacher and student.
Under such circumstances, Chiron's room was obviously unsafe. Although Chiron knew that if he asked Koles, he would keep the secret and even provide help, but whether as a teacher or a servant, Chiron did not want Koles to be difficult. So he suggested hiding Sieg in Shinji's room. As a neighbor, Chiron knew very well that Shinji rarely used his room, and no one would harass him.
Of course, with Chiron's upbringing, he would never do such a thing as intrusion. He had planned to wait for Shinji to come back before formally asking for help. But Astolfo couldn't wait, so he directly invaded Shinji's room from the balcony, and the result was what it is now.
PS: If you have played Fate Grand Order 1.5, Chapter 2, you will find that Dion and Fuku are extremely lethal. It is said that the number of harmonious creatures of Fuku and Dion increased dramatically on the day the second chapter was released.