"Staple foods usually provide most of the calories needed by humans. Chinese people have unique cooking skills. From the most ordinary pot of rice and a steamed bun to the ever-changing exquisite staple foods, they are all the crystallization of Chinese people's hard work and accumulated experience. However, no matter how much food and wine are eaten, staple foods are always the last protagonist on the Chinese table."
"Jianbing, one of the traditional staple foods in northern China, is said to have originated in Shandong. Lao Li's full name is Li Fuqiang. People who know him call him Lao Li. He has been making pancakes in this ordinary Shandong town for 30 years..."
Along with the magnetic commentary, an inconspicuous black disc appeared on the screen.
An ordinary T-shaped wooden pusher shakes off a ball of batter and quickly spreads it on a round plate. After a dozen seconds, a crystal clear pancake is quickly formed. Sprinkle some sauce and seasoning on it, and you can freely choose the filling you want to wrap it in. In less than two minutes, a fragrant, delicious and chewy pancake is ready.
When she saw this scene, Lorelaia was having lunch. Because she was busy recently, she did not leave the office and habitually asked the restaurant to send her a nutritious lunch. Taking advantage of the rare free time, she turned on the TV, put in the videotape, and prepared to watch and eat. After taking only two bites, she found that the food in her mouth was becoming more and more difficult to swallow.
The so-called nutritious lunch consists of bread, fruits, vegetables, milk and meat. The nutrition is guaranteed, but the taste is really not that good. Compared with the pancakes in the video, which are distinctly colored with white (pancakes), red (peppers), orange (carrots), yellow (eggs), green (scallions) and brown (sauce or meat) and still steaming, it looks so dull.
What's even more outrageous is that the video not only shows the process of making pancakes, but also crazily recorded a large group of Chinese people eating pancakes. A rough count showed that there were more than ten of them. In the end, there were three men, one old, one young and one boy, squatting on the side of the road eating pancakes with their mouths full of crumbs. The boy was the special envoy she sent.
"This bastard..."
The young queen of the Clock Tower angrily threw the half-eaten bread onto the plate and cursed at the smiling face holding a pancake on the TV screen.
"I asked you to go to China to deal with traitors, not to have fun. It's fine if you go there for fun, but keep a low profile and don't let me know. But you - you, you actually filmed a video and sent it along with the precious magic materials. It's abominable, yes, abominable!"
The eldest daughter, who had received a good education since childhood and had a poor reserve of vulgar words, had long forgotten that she had praised her special envoy yesterday, saying that he was efficient. In just ten days, five traitors had been executed, and some of them had their magic seals stripped off for special significance.
After sulking alone for a while, Lorelaia took a sip of coffee and prepared to continue eating. The moment she lowered her head, she suddenly found a note in the videotape box.
I opened it casually, and the first thing I saw was a big simple smiling face made up of five arcs and three circles. The first impression was very annoying - if other time travelers from China saw it, they would definitely shout "funny".
There was another line of small words on the back of the note.
"Hey, Miss, long time no see, did you miss me?"
Who will miss you asshole.
"I miss you so much. Let me guess. You must be angry now, right? I have told you so many times that you should have the dignity of a queen, but you should also change your temper, otherwise you will age quickly."
Get lost, you bastard, are you here just to piss me off
Lorelaia barely managed to resist the urge to tear up the note.
I'm not worried about getting old. Magicians have many ways to stay young.
"I know you must be even angrier, but I really didn't mean to. It's your fault that British food is so bad. What about 'Looking Up at the Stars'? It's more like pig food. Take fish, have you ever seen fish soup in a basin? Have you ever heard of a fish feast? British food, haha - I'll cook a few dishes for you next time we meet. I learned how to make this from a chef. I guarantee you'll want to eat more after you've tried it."
Is British food really that bad
He looked at the nutritious lunch in front of him, then at the TV screen which had switched to the video of fried rice.
Yangzhou fried rice, seafood fried rice, beef fried rice, assorted fried rice, golden fried rice...
There were all kinds of fried rice piled up on the table, it was like a full fried rice feast. What's more, this was not a luxurious hotel, but a roadside stall, and the hygiene conditions seemed extremely poor.
If the roadside stalls that represent the lower limit are so strong, then where is the upper limit
Compared to this, British food... is really not good enough.
I can’t eat anymore.
"Okay, I won't make you angry anymore, let's talk about something happy. When you see this video, my mission should be half completed, and the remaining half will be completed as soon as possible."
Humph, that's about right. At this rate, the execution mission will be completed in half a month at most. The rest... exchanges and exchanges of rune technology will not have any safety issues and will not take too much time.
"After completing the mission, I plan to stay in China for a while and travel around this ancient land. You know, I have a Buddhist heritage, and China is the most prosperous region for Buddhism, especially the living Buddhas in Tibet. I hope to gain something. You have to work hard too. I am so strong that even I am afraid of myself. Be careful not to be crushed by me."
Crush me? You wish. You have no idea how huge and profound the imprint and heritage of Barthelmero are. When you come back, I will let you have a good taste of my power!
However, I want to take a look around China... I remember he mentioned this plan before. Well, the Clock Tower's influence is mostly limited to Europe, and Asia is a weak point. This is a good opportunity to understand the situation under the surface in the East.
Southwest China, India, Palestine... these are blank areas for the clock tower.
Regarding security... Find a chance to say hello to the Chinese side. Currently, both sides are in the honeymoon period, and they should not refuse such a small thing. The Chinese representative accompanied him to shoot the DV, and they should get along well.
"I'll stop here. I should leave soon. I'll give you a gift - the recipes that appeared in the video. The ingredients should be available. The seasonings are in the package for Weber. Your Majesty the Queen will not look good with a bunch of seasonings. I hope these delicacies can relieve your stress and bring you a good mood."
"Your friend, Matou Shinji."
"Miss, Mr. Velvet wants to see you." The secretary's voice came from outside the office.
"Please ask him to wait for five minutes. I will be right there."
The young queen's mouth curled up in a gentle arc, but no one appreciated it.
Are you in a good mood? Yes, I am in a much better mood now.