In Chengdu Zoo, a giant panda cub is happily eating young bamboo leaves.
"Okay, I'll try my best." Pangpang said.
"Thank you, leader."
"What I want to say is that this Qiao Ke is a male panda. He went to Hangzhou to raise it and breed it in another place, and Pangpang is a female panda. So the two things of forgetting to raise the panda and mixing up the male and female are very responsible. "
…
"Are you going to tell me that changing your name won't work? It's not like you don't know that incomplete vaccinations have arrived in Australia. When the time comes, someone really bites someone, or really has some disease. Check the information. You are the one who is worried Can you afford this responsibility? Or am I able to shoulder it?"
"I have taught you everything that needs to be taught. The koalas brought by the other party will also explain our affairs when they return. It is a double insurance. What you have to ensure is to be like a panda. Can you do it?" said the adult panda. .
"You can keep this Joke for now, and then you can give it a try when it's time to breed it. Then if you say no, even if a few years have passed and there are other pandas, we can find a way to bring him back? Do you think?"
"Is this Fatty?" Several people said not far away.
"But this one is a male and a female?"
"Oh, okay. It's okay then, Commander Xia, Qiao Ke, I will settle it for you tomorrow." The man hung up the phone and frowned.
"Well, this one is the strongest among the pandas that met the standard this year. It should be no problem to send it out."
"Is the matter resolved?"
"But teacher, I have only been studying for half a year and you have given me such a big task. If a panda goes to Australia, I'm afraid I won't be able to complete the task well." Pangpang said helplessly while chewing on the bamboo.
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"What are you doing? Silly and silent?"
"I have taught you everything that needs to be taught. The koalas brought by the other party will also explain our affairs when they return. It is a double insurance. What you have to ensure is to be like a panda. Can you do it?" said the adult panda. .
"What are you doing? Silly and silent?"
"This is Australia's rental contract, so we can't neglect it. I don't know much about your rules. Its breeder should remember to talk more."
"It's not a big problem to modify the file, but you want to add a vaccine record that doesn't exist at all. This is impossible to do. It has no barcode since it has not been vaccinated."
"No, leader, you can't do this."
But no matter how loud Pangpang shouts, humans can't understand him.
"Are you kidding me? Isn't spring supposed to be over?"
"Commander Xia, don't worry, leave all these matters to me. There will definitely be no problem. It's not the first time."
“…”
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"Okay, I'll try my best." Pangpang said.
"Then I will submit the application tomorrow and it will be flown to Australia in three days."
"Are you kidding me? Isn't spring supposed to be over?"
"Consultant Xia, can that panda be replaced with another one? I just found out after we communicated that this fat guy has a bad personality and is a bit fierce."
"What's wrong, leader? What's going on with Jock?"
"What? Something happened to the panda?"
"Why didn't you report this earlier?"
The next day, the director's office.
"It's not a big problem to modify the file, but you want to add a vaccine record that doesn't exist at all. This is impossible to do. It has no barcode since it has not been vaccinated."
"Consultant Xia, can that panda be replaced with another one? I just found out after we communicated that this fat guy has a bad personality and is a bit fierce."
"But teacher, I have only been studying for half a year and you have given me such a big task. If a panda goes to Australia, I'm afraid I won't be able to complete the task well." Pangpang said helplessly while chewing on the bamboo.
"When the pandas from Europe come back, Joke will go there. Who cares about the male and female if they are left alone? Anyway, they will be replaced in just a few years. As for Hangzhou, I have also solved the problem."
"You, you, you are so angry with me. Let's talk about this later. Wait until I call Staff Officer Xia."
"No, leader, you can't do this."
The next day, the director's office.
The man stood up slowly and dialed his cell phone.
"Xiao Wen, have you got all the fat seedlings?"
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"This is Pangpang. Don't make the mistake of taking him to Australia." Xiao Wen pointed at the crowd of Jock and said.
"Is this Fatty?" Several people said not far away.
"Thank you, leader."
Other young pandas also gathered around, including Joke.
"My old classmates will definitely not cause you any trouble." The man hung up the phone and talked for a long time.
“…”
"No, leader, you can't do this."
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.
"What are you doing? Silly and silent?"
"Commander Xia, don't worry, leave all these matters to me. There will definitely be no problem. It's not the first time."
"What? Something happened to the panda?"
"It's still one shot away from the canine distemper and rabies vaccinations."
"Well done, Fatty. I'm proud of you." The adult panda said softly.
"Say it, I'm listening."
"You don't know how much success or failure in mating will have on my future job changes, do you? You still want me not to tell anyone, so how are you going to compensate me here?"
"Because the one that went there is old enough and won't be able to be airlifted if it doesn't come back. How could you make such a stupid mistake?"
"It was supposed to be finished, but one of the syringes Dr. Zhang brought that day was knocked over by a panda. The quantity he brought was just right, so he had no choice but to choose the strongest one and give it another shot tomorrow. The result was second Dr. Tianzhang flew to Beijing to treat the pandas in the zoo there. Both of us forgot about it. We only remembered it three weeks later when the same group received the second shot of enhanced prevention. .”
"Actually, missing one shot of secondary prevention is not a big deal, and no one will go back and look at the files carefully."
"Are you kidding me? Isn't spring supposed to be over?"
"There is one named Jiao Ke, who was originally going to be sent to Hangzhou Zoo."
"Isn't this true? So I want to ask you to troubleshoot this matter."
"It was supposed to be finished, but one of the syringes Dr. Zhang brought that day was knocked over by a panda. The quantity he brought was just right, so he had no choice but to choose the strongest one and give it another shot tomorrow. The result was second Dr. Tianzhang flew to Beijing to treat the pandas in the zoo there. Both of us forgot about it. We only remembered it three weeks later when the same group received the second shot of enhanced prevention. .”
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.
"What I want to say is that this Qiao Ke is a male panda. He went to Hangzhou to raise it and breed it in another place, and Pangpang is a female panda. So the two things of forgetting to raise the panda and mixing up the male and female are very responsible. "
"Well done, Fatty. I'm proud of you." The adult panda said softly.
The next day, the director's office.
"It's still one shot away from the canine distemper and rabies vaccinations."
"Why didn't you report this earlier?"
"We have received a similar tip. Your mission is to go to Australia to communicate with the local koalas about the prevention of the invasion of black house rats. Remember, we must not let humans discover that we are intelligent, do you hear me?" said the adult panda.
"Yes."
"Who are you?"
"Old Wang, you don't remember, right?"
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.
"Okay, I'll try my best." Pangpang said.
"My old classmates will definitely not cause you any trouble." The man hung up the phone and talked for a long time.
"Commander Xia, don't worry, leave all these matters to me. There will definitely be no problem. It's not the first time."
"I thought the matter was not serious, and who knew Australia would rent giant pandas so early this time."
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"Well, this one is the strongest among the pandas that met the standard this year. It should be no problem to send it out."
"Well, this one is the strongest among the pandas that met the standard this year. It should be no problem to send it out."
"You, you, you are so angry with me. Let's talk about this later. Wait until I call Staff Officer Xia."
"Okay, teacher." Pangpang picked up a few bamboos in his hands and chewed them hard with his teeth.
"When the pandas from Europe come back, Joke will go there. Who cares about the male and female if they are left alone? Anyway, they will be replaced in just a few years. As for Hangzhou, I have also solved the problem."
"It's still one shot away from the canine distemper and rabies vaccinations."
"Because the one that went there is old enough and won't be able to be airlifted if it doesn't come back. How could you make such a stupid mistake?"
"Is this Fatty?" Several people said not far away.
"Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you. You always cause trouble for me. Please give me some attention when doing things."
"Thank you for being in the mood to ask, it's settled. Exchange Jock and Pangpang."
"Commander Xia, don't worry, leave all these matters to me. There will definitely be no problem. It's not the first time."
"We have received a similar tip. Your mission is to go to Australia to communicate with the local koalas about the prevention of the invasion of black house rats. Remember, we must not let humans discover that we are intelligent, do you hear me?" said the adult panda.
"Change the file once, you go quickly."
"Actually, missing one shot of secondary prevention is not a big deal, and no one will go back and look at the files carefully."
"Gender? Are you kidding? The male panda is a female?"
"When the pandas from Europe come back, Joke will go there. Who cares about the male and female if they are left alone? Anyway, they will be replaced in just a few years. As for Hangzhou, I have also solved the problem."
Other young pandas also gathered around, including Joke.
"Very good, change them over. You can't add a shot of fake seedlings to the file. It's not difficult to change the two names. It's okay to miss one shot in Hangzhou. The worst thing is to pay some air ticket money so that Dr. Zhang can go to Hangzhou when the time comes. Fill up the seedlings.”
"Oh, I remembered it. What should I say? You won't come to my Three Treasures Palace without anything, right?"
"Change the file once, you go quickly."
"Xiao Wen, where else can rent pandas that are fully vaccinated?"
"Consultant Xia, can that panda be replaced with another one? I just found out after we communicated that this fat guy has a bad personality and is a bit fierce."
Other young pandas also gathered around, including Joke.
"Okay, I'll try my best." Pangpang said.
"We have received a similar tip. Your mission is to go to Australia to communicate with the local koalas about the prevention of the invasion of black house rats. Remember, we must not let humans discover that we are intelligent, do you hear me?" said the adult panda.
"Oh, I remembered it. What should I say? You won't come to my Three Treasures Palace without anything, right?"
"It's not a big problem to modify the file, but you want to add a vaccine record that doesn't exist at all. This is impossible to do. It has no barcode since it has not been vaccinated."
"You, you, you are so angry with me. Let's talk about this later. Wait until I call Staff Officer Xia."
"Thank you for being in the mood to ask, it's settled. Exchange Jock and Pangpang."
"You, you, you are so angry with me. Let's talk about this later. Wait until I call Staff Officer Xia."
"Classmate Chen."
"I have taught you everything that needs to be taught. The koalas brought by the other party will also explain our affairs when they return. It is a double insurance. What you have to ensure is to be like a panda. Can you do it?" said the adult panda. .
"Then I will submit the application tomorrow and it will be flown to Australia in three days."
"Say it, I'm listening."
The man stood up slowly and dialed his cell phone.
…
In Chengdu Zoo, a giant panda cub is happily eating young bamboo leaves.
"Who are you?"
"Oh, I remembered it. What should I say? You won't come to my Three Treasures Palace without anything, right?"
"There is one named Jiao Ke, who was originally going to be sent to Hangzhou Zoo."
Jock was taken away with a look of helplessness.
"Change the file once, you go quickly."
"Consultant Xia, can that panda be replaced with another one? I just found out after we communicated that this fat guy has a bad personality and is a bit fierce."
"We have received a similar tip. Your mission is to go to Australia to communicate with the local koalas about the prevention of the invasion of black house rats. Remember, we must not let humans discover that we are intelligent, do you hear me?" said the adult panda.
"Is this Fatty?" Several people said not far away.
"I've handed in the list. What do you want me to do? Just be cruel. How do the foreigners who are locked up know this?"
"Very good, change them over. You can't add a shot of fake seedlings to the file. It's not difficult to change the two names. It's okay to miss one shot in Hangzhou. The worst thing is to pay some air ticket money so that Dr. Zhang can go to Hangzhou when the time comes. Fill up the seedlings.”
"Is this Fatty?" Several people said not far away.
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.
"Oh, okay. It's okay then, Commander Xia, Qiao Ke, I will settle it for you tomorrow." The man hung up the phone and frowned.
"Say it, I'm listening."
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"An old classmate is an old classmate. This matter is big or small. Is Mr. Chen still working at Hangzhou Zoo?"
"It's not like you don't know, how many can be born in the same month? It's even harder to replace them after half a year. And I can't do such a thing. It's just because I'm too big and too busy that I made this mistake. Gender. Look, can we digest it internally without reporting it to the superiors?"
"Is there no other panda that can be replaced?"
"What's wrong, leader? What's going on with Jock?"
"It was supposed to be finished, but one of the syringes Dr. Zhang brought that day was knocked over by a panda. The quantity he brought was just right, so he had no choice but to choose the strongest one and give it another shot tomorrow. The result was second Dr. Tianzhang flew to Beijing to treat the pandas in the zoo there. Both of us forgot about it. We only remembered it three weeks later when the same group received the second shot of enhanced prevention. .”
In Chengdu Zoo, a giant panda cub is happily eating young bamboo leaves.
"Xiao Wen, where else can rent pandas that are fully vaccinated?"
"Xiao Wen, where else can rent pandas that are fully vaccinated?"
"Well done, Fatty. I'm proud of you." The adult panda said softly.
"Pandas themselves have difficulty in giving birth, and the future of old classmates will not be delayed by these pandas. Otherwise, if you look at this, we will help you promote it when the people elect you. In addition, we will provide all subsequent expenses for this giant panda free of charge. You see how?"
"Old Wang, you don't remember, right?"
"Say it, I'm listening."
"It's actually not a big deal if I hide things from you, but if something happens, remember to resist."
"There is one named Jiao Ke, who was originally going to be sent to Hangzhou Zoo."
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"My old classmates will definitely not cause you any trouble." The man hung up the phone and talked for a long time.
"Humans are here, pretend to be more cheerful while gnawing." said the adult panda.
"Okay." The two men grabbed Jock who was watching and put them into a special container.
"Very good, change them over. You can't add a shot of fake seedlings to the file. It's not difficult to change the two names. It's okay to miss one shot in Hangzhou. The worst thing is to pay some air ticket money so that Dr. Zhang can go to Hangzhou when the time comes. Fill up the seedlings.”
Other young pandas also gathered around, including Joke.
"Why didn't you report this earlier?"
"No, leader, you can't do this."
"Xiao Wen, where else can rent pandas that are fully vaccinated?"
"Thank you, leader."
"Thank you for being in the mood to ask, it's settled. Exchange Jock and Pangpang."
"Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you. You always cause trouble for me. Please give me some attention when doing things."
"Are you going to tell me that changing your name won't work? It's not like you don't know that incomplete vaccinations have arrived in Australia. When the time comes, someone really bites someone, or really has some disease. Check the information. You are the one who is worried Can you afford this responsibility? Or am I able to shoulder it?"
"This is Pangpang. Don't make the mistake of taking him to Australia." Xiao Wen pointed at the crowd of Jock and said.
"But… "
"This is Australia's rental contract, so we can't neglect it. I don't know much about your rules. Its breeder should remember to talk more."
"Xiao Wen, have you got all the fat seedlings?"
"But… "
"No, leader, you can't do this."
"My old classmates will definitely not cause you any trouble." The man hung up the phone and talked for a long time.
"Consultant Xia, can that panda be replaced with another one? I just found out after we communicated that this fat guy has a bad personality and is a bit fierce."
"But… "
The adult panda also froze on the spot and muttered: "These retarded humans have even admitted their mistake. This is terrible. We need to report it as soon as possible."
"It's still one shot away from the canine distemper and rabies vaccinations."
"Pandas themselves have difficulty in giving birth, and the future of old classmates will not be delayed by these pandas. Otherwise, if you look at this, we will help you promote it when the people elect you. In addition, we will provide all subsequent expenses for this giant panda free of charge. You see how?"
"But what? Do you have a better way?"
The next day, the director's office.
"It's not like you don't know, how many can be born in the same month? It's even harder to replace them after half a year. And I can't do such a thing. It's just because I'm too big and too busy that I made this mistake. Gender. Look, can we digest it internally without reporting it to the superiors?"
"I have taught you everything that needs to be taught. The koalas brought by the other party will also explain our affairs when they return. It is a double insurance. What you have to ensure is to be like a panda. Can you do it?" said the adult panda. .
"What are you doing? Silly and silent?"
"What I want to say is that this Qiao Ke is a male panda. He went to Hangzhou to raise it and breed it in another place, and Pangpang is a female panda. So the two things of forgetting to raise the panda and mixing up the male and female are very responsible. "
"Xiao Wen, where else can rent pandas that are fully vaccinated?"
But no matter how loud Pangpang shouts, humans can't understand him.
"Commander Xia, don't worry, leave all these matters to me. There will definitely be no problem. It's not the first time."
The adult panda also froze on the spot and muttered: "These retarded humans have even admitted their mistake. This is terrible. We need to report it as soon as possible."
"What are you doing? Silly and silent?"
"You said Hangzhou Zoo before?" the man said nervously.
"Change the file once, you go quickly."
"Okay, I'll try my best." Pangpang said.
"But teacher, I have only been studying for half a year and you have given me such a big task. If a panda goes to Australia, I'm afraid I won't be able to complete the task well." Pangpang said helplessly while chewing on the bamboo.
"Yes."
"Isn't this true? So I want to ask you to troubleshoot this matter."
"Xiao Wen, have you got all the fat seedlings?"
"What's wrong, leader? What's going on with Jock?"
"Old classmate, you are still smart. The gender of this panda is wrong. Do you remember, Joke? That one will be sent to you in a few days."
"Pandas themselves have difficulty in giving birth, and the future of old classmates will not be delayed by these pandas. Otherwise, if you look at this, we will help you promote it when the people elect you. In addition, we will provide all subsequent expenses for this giant panda free of charge. You see how?"
The man took out his cell phone again, rummaged through it, and made a call.
"It's not like you don't know, how many can be born in the same month? It's even harder to replace them after half a year. And I can't do such a thing. It's just because I'm too big and too busy that I made this mistake. Gender. Look, can we digest it internally without reporting it to the superiors?"
"Xiao Wen, have you got all the fat seedlings?"
The man took out his cell phone again, rummaged through it, and made a call.
“…”
"Humans are here, pretend to be more cheerful while gnawing." said the adult panda.
"Classmate Chen."
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.
"An old classmate is an old classmate. This matter is big or small. Is Mr. Chen still working at Hangzhou Zoo?"
"It's not a big problem to modify the file, but you want to add a vaccine record that doesn't exist at all. This is impossible to do. It has no barcode since it has not been vaccinated."
"Who are you?"
"This is Australia's rental contract, so we can't neglect it. I don't know much about your rules. Its breeder should remember to talk more."
"Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you. You always cause trouble for me. Please give me some attention when doing things."
"Old classmate, you are still smart. The gender of this panda is wrong. Do you remember, Joke? That one will be sent to you in a few days."
"What's wrong, leader? What's going on with Jock?"
"This is Pangpang. Don't make the mistake of taking him to Australia." Xiao Wen pointed at the crowd of Jock and said.
"Old Wang, you don't remember, right?"
"It's still one shot away from the canine distemper and rabies vaccinations."
"But this one is a male and a female?"
The next day, the director's office.
The man stood up slowly and dialed his cell phone.
"Oh, I remembered it. What should I say? You won't come to my Three Treasures Palace without anything, right?"
"Xiao Wen, where else can rent pandas that are fully vaccinated?"
"Consultant Xia, can that panda be replaced with another one? I just found out after we communicated that this fat guy has a bad personality and is a bit fierce."
"Isn't this true? So I want to ask you to troubleshoot this matter."
"There is one named Jiao Ke, who was originally going to be sent to Hangzhou Zoo."
Other young pandas also gathered around, including Joke.
"An old classmate is an old classmate. This matter is big or small. Is Mr. Chen still working at Hangzhou Zoo?"
"Is there no other panda that can be replaced?"
"Because the one that went there is old enough and won't be able to be airlifted if it doesn't come back. How could you make such a stupid mistake?"
"What? Something happened to the panda?"
"Well done, Fatty. I'm proud of you." The adult panda said softly.
"Is the matter resolved?"
"Is there no other panda that can be replaced?"
"Say it, I'm listening."
"It was supposed to be finished, but one of the syringes Dr. Zhang brought that day was knocked over by a panda. The quantity he brought was just right, so he had no choice but to choose the strongest one and give it another shot tomorrow. The result was second Dr. Tianzhang flew to Beijing to treat the pandas in the zoo there. Both of us forgot about it. We only remembered it three weeks later when the same group received the second shot of enhanced prevention. .”
"Old classmate, you are still smart. The gender of this panda is wrong. Do you remember, Joke? That one will be sent to you in a few days."
"I have taught you everything that needs to be taught. The koalas brought by the other party will also explain our affairs when they return. It is a double insurance. What you have to ensure is to be like a panda. Can you do it?" said the adult panda. .
"Actually, missing one shot of secondary prevention is not a big deal, and no one will go back and look at the files carefully."
"Gender? Are you kidding? The male panda is a female?"
"Change the file once, you go quickly."
"Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you. You always cause trouble for me. Please give me some attention when doing things."
"Are you kidding me? Isn't spring supposed to be over?"
"Isn't this true? So I want to ask you to troubleshoot this matter."
"It's still one shot away from the canine distemper and rabies vaccinations."
"We have received a similar tip. Your mission is to go to Australia to communicate with the local koalas about the prevention of the invasion of black house rats. Remember, we must not let humans discover that we are intelligent, do you hear me?" said the adult panda.
"Oh, okay. It's okay then, Commander Xia, Qiao Ke, I will settle it for you tomorrow." The man hung up the phone and frowned.
"Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you. You always cause trouble for me. Please give me some attention when doing things."
"Humans are here, pretend to be more cheerful while gnawing." said the adult panda.
"Oh, okay. It's okay then, Commander Xia, Qiao Ke, I will settle it for you tomorrow." The man hung up the phone and frowned.
"It's not like you don't know, how many can be born in the same month? It's even harder to replace them after half a year. And I can't do such a thing. It's just because I'm too big and too busy that I made this mistake. Gender. Look, can we digest it internally without reporting it to the superiors?"
"Is there no other panda that can be replaced?"
"Actually, missing one shot of secondary prevention is not a big deal, and no one will go back and look at the files carefully."
"Why didn't you report this earlier?"
The adult panda also froze on the spot and muttered: "These retarded humans have even admitted their mistake. This is terrible. We need to report it as soon as possible."
"Okay." The two men grabbed Jock who was watching and put them into a special container.
"You said Hangzhou Zoo before?" the man said nervously.
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"It's not a big problem to modify the file, but you want to add a vaccine record that doesn't exist at all. This is impossible to do. It has no barcode since it has not been vaccinated."
"It's not like you don't know, how many can be born in the same month? It's even harder to replace them after half a year. And I can't do such a thing. It's just because I'm too big and too busy that I made this mistake. Gender. Look, can we digest it internally without reporting it to the superiors?"
"Commander Xia, don't worry, leave all these matters to me. There will definitely be no problem. It's not the first time."
But no matter how loud Pangpang shouts, humans can't understand him.
"Say it, I'm listening."
"But what? Do you have a better way?"
“…”
"Are you going to tell me that changing your name won't work? It's not like you don't know that incomplete vaccinations have arrived in Australia. When the time comes, someone really bites someone, or really has some disease. Check the information. You are the one who is worried Can you afford this responsibility? Or am I able to shoulder it?"
"You can keep this Joke for now, and then you can give it a try when it's time to breed it. Then if you say no, even if a few years have passed and there are other pandas, we can find a way to bring him back? Do you think?"
"Why didn't you report this earlier?"
"Oh, okay. It's okay then, Commander Xia, Qiao Ke, I will settle it for you tomorrow." The man hung up the phone and frowned.
"Why didn't you report this earlier?"
"Are you kidding me? Isn't spring supposed to be over?"
"But… "
"Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you. You always cause trouble for me. Please give me some attention when doing things."
"You don't know how much success or failure in mating will have on my future job changes, do you? You still want me not to tell anyone, so how are you going to compensate me here?"
"But… "
…
"Well, this one is the strongest among the pandas that met the standard this year. It should be no problem to send it out."
"Isn't this true? So I want to ask you to troubleshoot this matter."
"Pandas themselves have difficulty in giving birth, and the future of old classmates will not be delayed by these pandas. Otherwise, if you look at this, we will help you promote it when the people elect you. In addition, we will provide all subsequent expenses for this giant panda free of charge. You see how?"
"Say it, I'm listening."
Other young pandas also gathered around, including Joke.
"Humans are here, pretend to be more cheerful while gnawing." said the adult panda.
"Oh, I remembered it. What should I say? You won't come to my Three Treasures Palace without anything, right?"
"Okay, teacher." Pangpang picked up a few bamboos in his hands and chewed them hard with his teeth.
"Xiao Wen, have you got all the fat seedlings?"
"It's actually not a big deal if I hide things from you, but if something happens, remember to resist."
"What's wrong, leader? What's going on with Jock?"
"Change the file once, you go quickly."
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"Commander Xia, don't worry, leave all these matters to me. There will definitely be no problem. It's not the first time."
"Yes."
"This is Pangpang. Don't make the mistake of taking him to Australia." Xiao Wen pointed at the crowd of Jock and said.
"Well done, Fatty. I'm proud of you." The adult panda said softly.
"But what? Do you have a better way?"
"My old classmates will definitely not cause you any trouble." The man hung up the phone and talked for a long time.
"You can keep this Joke for now, and then you can give it a try when it's time to breed it. Then if you say no, even if a few years have passed and there are other pandas, we can find a way to bring him back? Do you think?"
"Then I will submit the application tomorrow and it will be flown to Australia in three days."
"But what? Do you have a better way?"
"Humans are here, pretend to be more cheerful while gnawing." said the adult panda.
"When the pandas from Europe come back, Joke will go there. Who cares about the male and female if they are left alone? Anyway, they will be replaced in just a few years. As for Hangzhou, I have also solved the problem."
"Is the matter resolved?"
"Gender? Are you kidding? The male panda is a female?"
"Is this Fatty?" Several people said not far away.
"Oh, I remembered it. What should I say? You won't come to my Three Treasures Palace without anything, right?"
"Is the matter resolved?"
"Thank you for being in the mood to ask, it's settled. Exchange Jock and Pangpang."
"Okay, I'll try my best." Pangpang said.
"There is one named Jiao Ke, who was originally going to be sent to Hangzhou Zoo."
"It's still one shot away from the canine distemper and rabies vaccinations."
"I thought the matter was not serious, and who knew Australia would rent giant pandas so early this time."
"What are you doing? Silly and silent?"
"But this one is a male and a female?"
"I've handed in the list. What do you want me to do? Just be cruel. How do the foreigners who are locked up know this?"
"No, leader, you can't do this."
"Humans are here, pretend to be more cheerful while gnawing." said the adult panda.
"Okay, I'll try my best." Pangpang said.
"What are you doing? Silly and silent?"
"It's not a big problem to modify the file, but you want to add a vaccine record that doesn't exist at all. This is impossible to do. It has no barcode since it has not been vaccinated."
"When the pandas from Europe come back, Joke will go there. Who cares about the male and female if they are left alone? Anyway, they will be replaced in just a few years. As for Hangzhou, I have also solved the problem."
"There is one named Jiao Ke, who was originally going to be sent to Hangzhou Zoo."
"Old classmate, you are still smart. The gender of this panda is wrong. Do you remember, Joke? That one will be sent to you in a few days."
"Isn't this true? So I want to ask you to troubleshoot this matter."
"This is Australia's rental contract, so we can't neglect it. I don't know much about your rules. Its breeder should remember to talk more."
“…”
But no matter how loud Pangpang shouts, humans can't understand him.
"Oh, okay. It's okay then, Commander Xia, Qiao Ke, I will settle it for you tomorrow." The man hung up the phone and frowned.
"This is Pangpang. Don't make the mistake of taking him to Australia." Xiao Wen pointed at the crowd of Jock and said.
"Thank you, leader."
"What's wrong, leader? What's going on with Jock?"
The man took out his cell phone again, rummaged through it, and made a call.
"Old classmate, you are still smart. The gender of this panda is wrong. Do you remember, Joke? That one will be sent to you in a few days."
"Actually, missing one shot of secondary prevention is not a big deal, and no one will go back and look at the files carefully."
"There is one named Jiao Ke, who was originally going to be sent to Hangzhou Zoo."
"Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you. You always cause trouble for me. Please give me some attention when doing things."
"Say it, I'm listening."
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"Thank you, leader."
…
"But teacher, I have only been studying for half a year and you have given me such a big task. If a panda goes to Australia, I'm afraid I won't be able to complete the task well." Pangpang said helplessly while chewing on the bamboo.
"I have taught you everything that needs to be taught. The koalas brought by the other party will also explain our affairs when they return. It is a double insurance. What you have to ensure is to be like a panda. Can you do it?" said the adult panda. .
"Oh, okay. It's okay then, Commander Xia, Qiao Ke, I will settle it for you tomorrow." The man hung up the phone and frowned.
"Xiao Wen, have you got all the fat seedlings?"
"I have taught you everything that needs to be taught. The koalas brought by the other party will also explain our affairs when they return. It is a double insurance. What you have to ensure is to be like a panda. Can you do it?" said the adult panda. .
"Are you kidding me? Isn't spring supposed to be over?"
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.
"Well, this one is the strongest among the pandas that met the standard this year. It should be no problem to send it out."
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.
"It's still one shot away from the canine distemper and rabies vaccinations."
Other young pandas also gathered around, including Joke.
"It's not a big problem to modify the file, but you want to add a vaccine record that doesn't exist at all. This is impossible to do. It has no barcode since it has not been vaccinated."
"Change the file once, you go quickly."
"Who are you?"
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"We have received a similar tip. Your mission is to go to Australia to communicate with the local koalas about the prevention of the invasion of black house rats. Remember, we must not let humans discover that we are intelligent, do you hear me?" said the adult panda.
"We have received a similar tip. Your mission is to go to Australia to communicate with the local koalas about the prevention of the invasion of black house rats. Remember, we must not let humans discover that we are intelligent, do you hear me?" said the adult panda.
"Xiao Wen, have you got all the fat seedlings?"
"There is one named Jiao Ke, who was originally going to be sent to Hangzhou Zoo."
"There is one named Jiao Ke, who was originally going to be sent to Hangzhou Zoo."
In Chengdu Zoo, a giant panda cub is happily eating young bamboo leaves.
"You can keep this Joke for now, and then you can give it a try when it's time to breed it. Then if you say no, even if a few years have passed and there are other pandas, we can find a way to bring him back? Do you think?"
"But teacher, I have only been studying for half a year and you have given me such a big task. If a panda goes to Australia, I'm afraid I won't be able to complete the task well." Pangpang said helplessly while chewing on the bamboo.
"Is this Fatty?" Several people said not far away.
"But… "
…
"I have taught you everything that needs to be taught. The koalas brought by the other party will also explain our affairs when they return. It is a double insurance. What you have to ensure is to be like a panda. Can you do it?" said the adult panda. .
"I've handed in the list. What do you want me to do? Just be cruel. How do the foreigners who are locked up know this?"
"Are you going to tell me that changing your name won't work? It's not like you don't know that incomplete vaccinations have arrived in Australia. When the time comes, someone really bites someone, or really has some disease. Check the information. You are the one who is worried Can you afford this responsibility? Or am I able to shoulder it?"
"It's not like you don't know, how many can be born in the same month? It's even harder to replace them after half a year. And I can't do such a thing. It's just because I'm too big and too busy that I made this mistake. Gender. Look, can we digest it internally without reporting it to the superiors?"
"Thank you for being in the mood to ask, it's settled. Exchange Jock and Pangpang."
"Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you. You always cause trouble for me. Please give me some attention when doing things."
"Oh, okay. It's okay then, Commander Xia, Qiao Ke, I will settle it for you tomorrow." The man hung up the phone and frowned.
"You can keep this Joke for now, and then you can give it a try when it's time to breed it. Then if you say no, even if a few years have passed and there are other pandas, we can find a way to bring him back? Do you think?"
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.
"Okay, I'll try my best." Pangpang said.
"Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you. You always cause trouble for me. Please give me some attention when doing things."
"Actually, missing one shot of secondary prevention is not a big deal, and no one will go back and look at the files carefully."
"But what? Do you have a better way?"
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.
The man took out his cell phone again, rummaged through it, and made a call.
"Humans are here, pretend to be more cheerful while gnawing." said the adult panda.
"It was supposed to be finished, but one of the syringes Dr. Zhang brought that day was knocked over by a panda. The quantity he brought was just right, so he had no choice but to choose the strongest one and give it another shot tomorrow. The result was second Dr. Tianzhang flew to Beijing to treat the pandas in the zoo there. Both of us forgot about it. We only remembered it three weeks later when the same group received the second shot of enhanced prevention. .”
"It's not a big problem to modify the file, but you want to add a vaccine record that doesn't exist at all. This is impossible to do. It has no barcode since it has not been vaccinated."
"It's not like you don't know, how many can be born in the same month? It's even harder to replace them after half a year. And I can't do such a thing. It's just because I'm too big and too busy that I made this mistake. Gender. Look, can we digest it internally without reporting it to the superiors?"
"I have taught you everything that needs to be taught. The koalas brought by the other party will also explain our affairs when they return. It is a double insurance. What you have to ensure is to be like a panda. Can you do it?" said the adult panda. .
"Okay, teacher." Pangpang picked up a few bamboos in his hands and chewed them hard with his teeth.
"No, leader, you can't do this."
"Say it, I'm listening."
"Well done, Fatty. I'm proud of you." The adult panda said softly.
"Oh, okay. It's okay then, Commander Xia, Qiao Ke, I will settle it for you tomorrow." The man hung up the phone and frowned.
"What? Something happened to the panda?"
"You said Hangzhou Zoo before?" the man said nervously.
"What's wrong, leader? What's going on with Jock?"
"Okay." The two men grabbed Jock who was watching and put them into a special container.
"You said Hangzhou Zoo before?" the man said nervously.
"This is Pangpang. Don't make the mistake of taking him to Australia." Xiao Wen pointed at the crowd of Jock and said.
"Who are you?"
"I thought the matter was not serious, and who knew Australia would rent giant pandas so early this time."
The man took out his cell phone again, rummaged through it, and made a call.
"You can keep this Joke for now, and then you can give it a try when it's time to breed it. Then if you say no, even if a few years have passed and there are other pandas, we can find a way to bring him back? Do you think?"
"Okay." The two men grabbed Jock who was watching and put them into a special container.
"Thank you for being in the mood to ask, it's settled. Exchange Jock and Pangpang."
"Okay, I'll try my best." Pangpang said.
Fatty watched Joke being taken away in a daze, and shouted in panic: "You caught the wrong bear."
"Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you. You always cause trouble for me. Please give me some attention when doing things."
"Humans are here, pretend to be more cheerful while gnawing." said the adult panda.
"Well, this one is the strongest among the pandas that met the standard this year. It should be no problem to send it out."
"Very good, change them over. You can't add a shot of fake seedlings to the file. It's not difficult to change the two names. It's okay to miss one shot in Hangzhou. The worst thing is to pay some air ticket money so that Dr. Zhang can go to Hangzhou when the time comes. Fill up the seedlings.”
"Because the one that went there is old enough and won't be able to be airlifted if it doesn't come back. How could you make such a stupid mistake?"
But no matter how loud Pangpang shouts, humans can't understand him.
"Gungungun, I get annoyed when I see you. You always cause trouble for me. Please give me some attention when doing things."
Other young pandas also gathered around, including Joke.
Jock was taken away with a look of helplessness.
"This is Australia's rental contract, so we can't neglect it. I don't know much about your rules. Its breeder should remember to talk more."
The adult panda also froze on the spot and muttered: "These retarded humans have even admitted their mistake. This is terrible. We need to report it as soon as possible."
"But what? Do you have a better way?"
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.
Jock was taken away with a look of helplessness.
"Is there no other panda that can be replaced?"
"Say it, I'm listening."
"Pangpang." An adult panda stuck to Pangpang's side.