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Chapter 169: Volume 4

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As for intelligence and that magical ability, it is probably inherited from Xiaowen, a college student with severe depression.

"But you are so stupid, what can you teach me?" Xiaoyu asked in confusion while eating the food on the table.

"I'm a new volunteer. The dean asked me to take care of Xiaoyu for a month." I said.

I said anxiously: "Okay, okay. It's odd, odd number."

"How long ago was it last time I saw you?"

"The numbers in the lottery box are before the lottery is drawn?" I said.

I searched for a moment and found Xiaoyu eating at a table not far away.

At this time, people at the surrounding tables actually gathered around and started talking.

"Sixty-three, is there any more?"

"She doesn't need to swipe her credit card to eat?" I said.

Xiaoyu was silent for a moment and said, "Okay."

"Is it blinded?"

"What did you see?" Xiao Yu said puzzledly.

I looked into Xiaoyu's pure black eyes and was stunned for a moment.

Xiaoyu said to me: "I throw a handful of chopsticks into the sky, and I need to count the number before landing. You just need to tell me the odd and even numbers. If you are right, I will agree to let you stay and teach me. If you are wrong, you can leave voluntarily. .”

Xiaoyu threw a handful of chopsticks into the air with all her strength, and a large handful of chopsticks drew a beautiful parabola in the air.

"Don't say that, let's make progress together. I will be your sparring partner this month and help you review." I said.

"Are you proud of your guess?"

I put aside the chopsticks that were poured out one by one, and finally only left a solitary chopstick on the table.

The people around started to boo again.

"Xiaoyu, you are so awesome."

Xiaoyu grabbed a pair of chopsticks from the chopstick holder on the table and said, "Let's play a game."

"Stop being so pretentious."

"Really sixty-three."

"If I tell you, can you listen to me for this month?" I said.

Yells came from all directions, and it seemed I could only agree.

In a hurry, Xiaoyu ran out from the noisy crowd.

I poured the chopsticks out of the chopstick holder and said: "First of all, everyone almost always uses one pair of chopsticks. Then they are cleaned and put back into the chopstick holder by the cafeteria lady. It is almost impossible for someone to eat with only one chopstick, right? ?”

I sighed, and now everyone was shouting eagerly.

"What's wrong?" I looked at the doctor at a loss.

"I found the answer using my own method. It's correct." I said. Xiaoyu's hesitation made me more confident that I guessed it right.

I quickly ran over and said to Xiaoyu, "I finally found you."

"Double or single?" Xiaoyu said.

It turned out that the meal card had a face on it, and the face stuck in my hand was that of the round, bald dean.

Looking at Xiaoyu's figure, I thought that Xiaoyu's motor cells might have been inherited from the murderer Pang Panghai.

"Why do you want to sit next to me? There are so many seats here." Xiao Yu said.

There was no one in line in front of me, so I quickly ordered a few side dishes and caught up.

"sixty two."

The dean smiled and said, "Go ahead, Xiaoyu eats a little fast."

"Brother, you are quite handsome."

"No way?"

I was thinking about whether or not I should use condom to get close.

Thinking about how the twelve-year-old Xiao Yu has actually started to learn Euler's formula. When she was twelve, she only watched cartoons.

I picked up the bucket of chopsticks that Xiao Yu had reached out to grab before and said, "I don't have the ability to clearly see the number of chopsticks in the sky at once, but it's really not difficult to guess whether it's an odd or an even pair."

When we arrived at the huge canteen, we could see that very small figure standing in line not far away.

Everyone began to put the chopsticks they picked up together and count them.

"Is this all a hit?"

Everyone worked hard to pick up the chopsticks on the ground, until the last person shouted: "It's gone, it's all in our hands."

"By the way, how did you see it?" I said.

Helpless, I asked all the way, but fortunately there were many doctors and nurses in the entire mental hospital.

Everyone held their breath, and the entire cafeteria was extremely silent at this moment.

Until all the chopsticks fell to the ground, the voice finally became calm.

"Don't believe me? Look, I already have a meal card. You're almost in line, so let me swipe your card for you." I said with a smile and joined the queue.

"Is this the dean's card? Why would the dean give you his card?" the doctor said in confusion.

Xiaoyu raised her head and said: "Tell me, how did you know? What method did you just say to use?"

Everyone sighed and started talking again.

Everyone looked at Xiao Yu, and some people urged Xiao Yu to tell the answer.

"My God, the newcomer is also a genius."

"I'm betting that everyone uses chopsticks in a good manner. No one uses only one chopstick, or takes out one chopstick for other purposes. The cleaned chopsticks are neatly placed in the bucket, so this The number of chopsticks in a bucket should always be pairs. So I couldn’t see clearly the chopsticks that were thrown in the air, but it was really not difficult to see clearly inside the chopstick tube. A large handful was taken out of this chopstick tube, and only the remaining I just got these seven and a half pairs of chopsticks. You can easily guess the odd or even ones after looking at the buckets. Of course, you also need a little luck to guess whether everyone uses chopsticks in a good manner." I said.

But think about it, all the doctors in this hospital are under the supervision of the dean.

"Why don't you believe it yet? Look at this. This is the dean's meal card, do you believe it or not?" I took out the meal card and raised it.

Only then did I remember and take a serious look at the meal card.

"Yes, so don't use this as an excuse to jump in line." The doctor said righteously.

"The newcomer is also in the wrong, let's buy lottery tickets after get off work."

"No, I want to help her swipe her card." I said with a smile.

"That's it." I put down the meal card in my hand.

"I was asked by the dean to take care of you for a month. You must listen to me during this month." I said.

"You can see it with your eyes. Isn't it strange?" Xiaoyu looked at me and said.

The doctor behind me patted my shoulder and said, "Sorry, you can't jump in line."

"sixty one."

"Okay, it's up to you." I said.

"You must tell me the odd and even numbers before everyone picks up the chopsticks on the ground, otherwise you will lose." Xiaoyu said.

The doctors and nurses began to bend down and pick up all the chopsticks they could see on the ground.

Xiaoyu lowered his head and said, "He guessed correctly, there are sixty-three in total. It's an odd number, that's right."

"Fuck, what's your name, newcomer?"

"There's no need to line up, just get in line in front of me." After the doctor said this, he took a step back and left a larger seat for me.

"two."

Listening to Xiaoyu's tone in front of him, he looked like a little adult.

I said breathlessly: "I have found you, so I keep my word. I won, you have to listen to me."

I immediately opened the attic door and walked down. When I got to the elevator, I realized that I had no idea where the cafeteria was.

"My name is Lu Qiao, I'm just a volunteer. Sorry, I have to take care of Xiao Yu." I immediately squeezed out and chased him out of the crowd.

"What did you say?" Xiaoyu looked at me and said.

"What are you looking for me for? Only staff can come here. Patients and relatives can't come in, do you understand?" Xiaoyu pouted.

“It’s an eye-opener again.”

Then the chopsticks were scattered on the table and on the ground, making various sounds.

When I came back to my senses, Xiaoyu had already disappeared before my eyes.

"Well, trouble." After saying that, I couldn't help but take another look at the meal card. I didn't expect the dean's card to be so prestigious.

"three."

"Xiao Yu is going to play games with the newcomer."

Leaving the crowd, I found Xiao Yu in a corner of the yard.

The doctor suddenly grabbed my hand and said, "Wait, there's a card in your hand."

Applause came from all directions, and everyone actually started cheering.

The doctor pointed at Xiaoyu and said, "Xiaoyu doesn't need to swipe his credit card to eat. Are you new here?"

"Xiaoyu's game has been solved?"

"I don't believe it. I know everyone here. You are the only one who just came here today. New reporters will have to learn a lot before they can come in. This should be your first day of reporting, so why can you come in? "Xiaoyu said again pouting.

"Wait, wait," I said.

"I'm a staff member." I said with a smile.

Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment and said, "I'll give you one more chance and I won't change your choice."

"The newcomers are swollen."

Xiao Yu buried her head in her meal and said nothing.

Went to the staff canteen as instructed by the doctor and nurse.

"one."