Maozi? Russians? A flash of inspiration flashed in my head.
"It's unbelievable. You succeeded. My simultaneous interpreters and I can't see any flaws. Please come to the next room."
Oh my god, I pressed the button on my ear and said, "Xiaomei, why can the guy over there drink?"
Because thirty million years is too long, the plan will only be reviewed indefinitely.
At this time the man in the suit walked in, looked at me and said, "Are you ready?"
"Can so many convoluted pronunciations be represented by circles?"
"You all know what Maozi means, right?" I said.
We laughed and discussed a language only we understood.
Want to have a chance to win.
"Tomorrow? Why? Don't you prepare something for us?" the big man said.
A blond man was just above the position, smiled at everyone and said, "Welcome to join the Freemasonry. The monthly salary will be 100,000 yuan, which will increase year by year."
"The spread of Christianity is basically a loss-making business. How can we make money? Take China for example. Every year we distribute milk powder and gifts to believers free of charge. And the donations are all voluntary and we will donate them all. How can we make money? Income?" the blond man said.
The alien costume was placed in front of me, and it looked like the real thing after I put it on.
But there are gaps in each circle, facing where they are not in use.
We were taken into the big plane and a map was thrust into our hands.
After a few words of conversation, the radio said hesitantly: "Where are your texts."
It seems that they stayed up all night just to change the pronunciation of these fifty words.
Without telling the process, who can know that our pronunciation and pronunciation are completely two different things.
"This is a good question, but I want to tell you. Do you think satellites have to leave the atmosphere? They are actually just placed a little higher than the sky you see." The blond man said.
The five of us followed the man in black to a simple white room.
"I understand." The big man said with a smile.
Of course, there are many differences in appearance. From a glance, they look like a fat man and a big man.
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The big man smiled and drew circles on the paper, then raised it.
It looks like a prairie, and in the middle of the map is a crashed alien spacecraft.
"What can we do?" Everyone gathered around.
Monkeys rarely seem to discuss matters of their own volition.
NASA will fully cooperate with you, and we also have people at important levels among the military senators.
We are asked to use a language of our own creation.
"We started this project three hundred years ago. Rumors about Area 51. Various photos and sightings of alien flying saucers are all paving the way for this plan." The blond man said and pressed a button.
But on the last day, both Maozi and Monkey chose to give up.
The content in the script is probably only understood by the five of us.
"This is actually very simple. I have already thought of the words." The big man took out the input method of his mobile phone and switched to Jiugongge and raised it with a smile.
There will be Masons in both the opposition and support factions of the Senate.
The girl next to him smiled and nodded: "Using the pinyin of Jiugongge, just change the appearance of the nine numbers, right?"
"Is this the truth?" the man with glasses said puzzledly.
Inventing a language in a week
In a few words, the simultaneous interpreter could not find any flaws.
But when I was writing, I was discovered as soon as I reached the second sentence.
Tell humans that there will be an alien invasion in 30 million years.
Several strong men came out and took us to our separate rooms.
"What does it have to do with the language we created?" I said.
"It's okay, no need." I said.
world? the truth
Make the whole of China more suitable for planting.
He was taken out by the man in the suit.
"We will subvert the world every few hundred years and use it to defraud funds. In the aerospace industry, several major countries have gradually discovered the tricks and reduced their investment. So we need you to complete our latest plan." The blond man said.
"Without further ado, let's start editing." I said happily.
The countdown goes by minute by minute.
The blond man smiled and said: "Do you still remember the moon landing? In fact, most of them are fake. Because of funding problems, we cannot use most of the money to engage in aerospace."
Am I going to deceive the world
"Oh, they think this can trigger their thinking. We will satisfy them without objection. If you want it, sir, I can buy it for you. It's free."
"What is all this?" the man with eyes said in confusion.
I said to everyone: "I have a solution."
But Maozi kept getting together to drink.
Half an hour later a script came into my hands.
"No, we yearn for peace more than any other country." The blond man said.
I was shocked, the truth of the world.
Blast down Mount Everest.
"Did we pass this sentence?" I shouted.
"Of course, because this is the real truth. We created Christ for the first time by accident, and then defined science 1,000 years ago. Invented steam, and why do you think cars use gasoline instead of electricity in the first place? Is it? It’s all money and interests. As for aerospace, several groups of people can perform moon landings in one studio. We create fake rocket launches and fake space landings for countries around the world. NASA is the biggest scam in our aerospace industry. Conspiracy." The blond man said.
"This shouldn't be easy to untie, right?" I said.
And then in co-developing evolutionary science.
"Why do you think we Freemasons are so rich?" the blond man said.
("Ni Le Ci Fu Dong Ba." I said.
A completely impossible plan that could bring in near unlimited funds.
The five rooms are located next to each other, but there are guards at the door.
"Then can you explain what happened to Jesus and Judas?" the man with glasses said.
"It's the Russians," I said.
Xiaomei said in my ear: "They have adapted all the pronunciation and writing of the fifty tones. No wonder I can't hear the flaws."
"I love you." The girl said with a smile.
The man with eyes was silent for a moment, and then said: "That's a good idea."
"Is this your text?"
"And I've already thought about this. Do you remember the watch? 11 o'clock is the period and 12 o'clock is the question mark." The big man said, making circles on the paper with a pen.
"Relying on Christianity's annual operation?" said the man with glasses.
"You mean the satellite didn't leave the atmosphere!" the big man said in surprise.
But we are still preparing, and we are all translating and forming new sentences like crazy.
"It is difficult for things built by humans to leave the atmosphere, and they need perfect materials. And we businessmen are more concerned about profits. Poor materials will be fragmented in space due to the compression and extraction of air. Satellites just happen to be there. The atmosphere is just floating on the power generated by solar energy. If we really invest a lot of money, we will lose everything." The blond man said.
Then six days passed. During these six days, there was basically no movement from Maozi and Monkey.
Is this really possible
The food supply will also increase exponentially.
"It is indeed true, come on. I will tell you the truth about this world." The blond man's smile did not change.
The blond man said slowly: "Made of silicone, a seventh-generation product. It can accommodate humans of any size disguised as aliens. I will draw lots for you. Tell you the role you need to play. The performance will be tomorrow."
At this time, we only need to raise private funds in the name of Christ or NASA.
"Why are you mentioning the Russians?" said the man with glasses.
I stood up and said, "Do you think it's okay?"
Tell mankind that it must be unified into one country.
"Go back five years, do you know what the word "囧" means?" I said.
"Does this count as joining?" the man with glasses asked doubtfully.
On the second day of counting, the Japs actually raised their hands.
Then the Indian Ocean warm current can come in, and only spring will remain in China.
"Maozi?"
Then let all the Chinese population immigrate to Australia.
And the five of us had no idea where to start.
"Gai Gaijie Fish and Wine House." The big man replied.
The layout of the room is very simple.
"Of course." The big man said with a smile.
The door slowly opened, and the three men in black took out the entire team of Japs.
"Fa Zeng Ni Bad Ci Wu Dong." The fat man continued. )
Everyone fell into thinking.
The content is about pretending to be aliens landing on Earth.
I nodded my head, and the next day I thought of this great way to steal chickens.
"It's not easy, just change every word." The big man said with a smile.
But if you don’t know logic, who can tell that the six crooked circles mean I love you.
"Of course it's the universe, but humans may not be able to leave the earth. It's like a prison, and we are the ignorant prisoners in the prison. By the way, we also invented this satellite, and the science you are studying now is also ours Invented," the blond man said.
The man with glasses continued to arrange the pinyin.
"This? So what is outside the earth?" I said.
My name is written on the front of the document bag: Han Dong.
9, 6, 6, 3, 6, 8, 6, 6, 4, 4, 8, 6, 5, 3.
This sound is the sound of the radio.
"What I want is that it is most natural when you don't know anything. Your performance scripts will be issued after your roles are verified. If successful, your files will be permanent in the Freemasonry. This is even for me. It's up to you to get this kind of honor that even the president can't get." The blond man waved his hand after finishing speaking.
We were forced to confiscate our mobile phones and interpretation headsets.
The blond man smiled and said: "The first principle of Freemasonry: You cannot deceive your own people, otherwise you will have nothing? So you joined, it is true."
But seeing this I knew it was impossible to happen.
The fat man said calmly from the side: "This can only solve the pronunciation, what about the words?"
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"You are very smart, I need you to pretend to be aliens." The blond man said.
The time was hard and there were few ways to entertain myself.
The big man nodded his head and started drawing circles on the paper.
Not seeing any flaws, I walked out and saw two identical aliens.
I kept watching what was going on between Maozi and Monkey.
"Impossible, you want to say that the moon landing was fake? Then how do you explain the artificial satellite?" said the man with glasses.
"Isn't it about guns and arms? Drug trafficking?" the big man said from the side.
"OK." I nodded with a wry smile.
"Okay, I'll say a sentence to your headset alone. You write it out and show it to your teammates. If they recognize it, it's fine."
Everyone nodded and raised their hands.
"What about the word 囧?" I said.
The display window behind the blond man began to open, and inside were three squid-like gray aliens.
Everyone was startled, but if they looked carefully, they could see the alien standing there as if dead.
I was stunned after reading it.
"Right? What's wrong?" the big man said.
Then population pressure will cease to exist.
"I know, what exactly do you want to say." The man with glasses said impatiently.
There was a moment of silence.
"No, on the contrary. We deceive no one but our own people," the blond man said with a smile.
"9, 6, 2, 4, 6, 4, 11." I said.
I nodded my head and said, "You can't cheat after joining the club?"
"Understand what?" The man with glasses said in confusion.
"What the hell? Don't you lie to your own people? Why do every word of this sound like a lie in your mouth?" said the man with glasses.