"Ding-"
System prompt: Congratulations on reaching level 1.
After more than half an hour of hard work, Fatty finally reached level 1. It was not easy. Add all 5 attributes given by the upgrade to agility. What, why not add strength? I'm a thief. Man, have you ever seen a thief without agility? Besides, look at our strength, even if we don’t add it, it’s still stronger than some warriors.
Equip a pair of defense +2 straw sandals exploded by Little Hen, and finally you no longer have to wear those worn-out shoes. The fat man was very surprised when the little hen broke out of the straw sandals. This little hen was very unusual. She even took the shoes with her when she went out. She only had so much space on her body. Where did she put the shoes
The fat man studied for a long time, until the little hen turned into data and disappeared from his hands, but he still couldn't find the little hen's bank. The player nearby saw this guy grabbing the body of a little hen and was reluctant to let go. He sighed repeatedly: "These days, people are so poor that they won't even let go of a dead chicken." Even Dongmen Chuifeng subconsciously left. He was a little further away.
"Tsk, these days, being a human is indeed worse than being a chicken. This girl is actually made of straw." The fat man praised repeatedly. This fat man is so stupid. The straw sandals are not made of straw, but they can also be made of gold.
Now that the game has been running for a while, more and more people are coming in, and there are not enough little hens to kill anymore. The fat man decides to go back and get some red and blue medicine, and go out to make a fortune.
"Hey, a big rooster? It's so rare. I killed a bunch of little hens before I saw a rooster." As soon as the fat man turned around, he saw a big rooster standing behind him, looking at him with extremely fierce eyes. he. This rooster was more than half a meter tall. Next to it, two dead bodies that had not completely disappeared were slowly turning into white light.
"You're pretty awesome." The fat man stabbed the big rooster with his wooden sword. The big rooster made a sound, flapped its wings, and flew as high as a person. It raised its beak and pecked at the fat man. The fat man was caught off guard. He tilted his head and was pecked on the shoulder by the big rooster. A blood-red -20 slowly rose from his head.
"Holy shit, is this the legendary BOSS?" The fat man got excited, turned around, and stabbed the big cock with the wooden sword in his hand.
The big rooster had not yet been castrated, and was lifted to its wings by the fat man's sword. As a result, only a small number -5 flew above its head.
"Oh my god, I can't live anymore." The fat man shrank and stepped back. Are you kidding me, one is -20, the other is -5, my own blood may not be as much as the opponent's, so how can I fight
"As the enemy advances, we retreat." Fatty made a strategic shift and led the big rooster to other players. But it was probably because the fat man had killed too many little hens. The big rooster actually only stared at him and ignored the other players. Unless someone came to attack it, it turned around and killed the opponent easily, then turned around and continued to persevere. Chasing the fat man.
"Crazy, simply crazy." Something strange appeared in Novice Village No. 1044239. A fat man was running in front, followed by a big and high-spirited rooster. Behind him were a group of players who were shouting and killing but never dared to move forward. At the end were a group of clucking hens.
"Brother, come quickly, the BOSS is about to explode at the entrance of the village."
"Come on, come on, others will take it away if you are late." Some people even called people while chasing after them.
"No more alive, no more alive. MD, the tiger fell flat and was bullied by the chicken." After circling the village several times, the fat man became furious and stopped running away. He turned around and stared at the big rooster.
"Seniors can be killed, but not humiliated." The fat man hissed. Just when the big rooster thought that the fat man finally had some masculinity and was about to fight to the death, the fat man ran back to the village and stood at the entrance of the village staring at the big rooster.
"Come in, come in if you can, I won't fight back if you come in."
"Come in, aren't you very energetic in pursuit? Come in."
"If you don't come in, I'll leave."
"Ouch, it's so miserable, I got killed by a chicken."
"It's the eighteenth one, are there any more? Come quickly, kill the BOSS and explode the artifact."
The fat man stood at the entrance of the village and gloated. This guy shouted at the entrance of the village, "There is a BOSS here. Come kill the BOSS and explode the artifact." As a result, the entire Novice Village heard the news, and everyone who was close came to join in the fun. It's still level zero anyway, so you won't lose much experience if you fail.
"Oops, there are more than a hundred people killed. You are so stupid. There are so many people and you can't even deal with a chicken." The fat man continued to yell.
"Ah, that fat thief, tell me your name. If you have the ability, go out and challenge him now." A grumpy orc swordsman pointed at the fat man and cursed. If it weren't for the two players nearby, he would probably come up and fight with the fat man.
The fat man hid his name as soon as he came up and didn't take the initiative to tell him. The other party really didn't know his name.
"Oh, isn't this the warrior who was raped by a big cock for the first, second and third time? Tsk tsk, you are so strong. You are worthy of being a man who has been raped ten times in one night. You are still so strong after being fucked by a big cock so many times. He's very energetic." The fat man continued to speak freely.
This swordsman is upgraded nearby. Hearing the fat man shouting that there was a BOSS, he quickly came over to explode the artifact, but was killed by the big cock in an instant. He didn't believe in evil, he came back after being resurrected, only to die again. All the recent experiences are gone, and I return to the state of birth. He was so angry that he ran over to kill the BOSS as soon as he was revived, and was killed four or five times. Not to mention, he occupied it the first three times.
The surrounding players burst into laughter, and a few female players sighed, their faces turned red, and they spat at the fat man.
"Don't pull me, I'm going to chop this bastard to death." The orc swordsman's eyes were so angry that they could melt glaciers, and he struggled to break free from the obstruction of his two friends.
"Friend, be a good person and don't go too far." A player holding the orc swordsman looked at the fat man with a gloomy face. "We are the orc team of battle axe, battle spear, and battle shield. May I ask your friend's name?"
The names of the three of them are almost the same. They were probably transferred together from their companions in some game.
"Oh, it turned out to be three wild beasts, disrespectful." The fat man stood slantedly, leaning against a poplar tree at the entrance of the village. "As for my name, I won't tell you."
"You..." The Tomahawk of the Orc Team rushed forward and then stopped. It was obvious that he was very unhappy that he could not PK in the village. "Friend, we have formed a dispute. You'd better be careful in the future."
"Whatever." The fat man waved his hand nonchalantly, as if chasing away two flies. "Kill the BOSS and explode the artifact. Come and kill the BOSS, first come, first served. If it's too late, you won't be able to get it."
"Friend." Dongmen Chuifeng obviously couldn't stand the fat man's noise. "Should we find a way to blow up this BOSS? Being blocked like this is not an option. Everyone still needs to level up."
"Oh, whatever, you can explode if you want, I'll go into the village for a walk." The fat man turned around and left.
What a joke, Fatty hasn’t lived enough yet. Haven't you seen that chicken that is so aggressive that it flies away when there are more people and attacks when there are fewer people? Hundreds of people have died under its beak. What's more, one player was estimated to have high health and was not pecked to death. As a result, the chicken jumped on that player and scratched him with two chicken claws. The scratched player's face was covered with scars, and he died miserably. Under a pair of chicken feet. As a result, all the guys who wanted to kill the BOSS and explode the artifact hesitated. Death is not terrible. What is terrible is being kicked in the face by a chicken and being scratched to death.
The fat man cursed, thinking that these guys who had not even reached level 1 wanted to kill the BOSS, what a joke.
Dongmen Chuifeng obviously didn't expect the fat man to leave immediately and not covet the BOSS at all. I gave it a big thumbs up in my heart, but the BOSS is still going to explode.
However, Dongmen Chuifeng didn't know what to do when he saw the big rooster staring at him eagerly and the hundreds of little hens behind him.