Show Me the Money

Chapter 7: Crazy big cock

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"We ordinary people are so happy today." The fat man came to the entrance of the village humming a tune. Hey, good guys, do you have any sense of public morality? A group of people are surrounding a little hen. Oops, look, bad luck.

Is there something missing? By the way, where's the big cock

"Hey, man, where is the BOSS that blocked the door just now?" Fatty asked a player casually.

"Let's go." The player hurriedly ran out without looking back.

"Leave?" The fat man muttered in his heart, and he flew up and kicked a little hen away. The little hen struggled and turned into a corpse in the air.

"Oh, oh." A familiar voice sounded in his ears. The fat man was startled and turned around slowly. Sure enough, a huge rooster appeared in front of him.

"Hey, man, why don't you leave and come back again?" The fat man said hello to the big rooster, turned around and ran away.

This time the big rooster learned the lesson and blocked the road back to the village as soon as it came out. The fat man could only run away. The big rooster raised his spirits, raised his head and crowed, and chased the fat man.

"Kill the boss, explode the artifact." Fatty repeated his old tricks, shouting as he ran. Some players nearby stopped leveling and pointed.

"Look, I knew it was this wretched fat man who caused the trouble. As soon as he left, the big cock retreated." An elf pointed with his bow and arrow finger.

"MD, I'm about to reach level 1. All the damage caused by him are gone." A dwarf warrior looked at the running fat man angrily.

If you want to do something good for yourself, you will be blamed for doing something wrong to me. Fatty felt very aggrieved.

"Come and see, if you don't succeed in killing the chicken, you will be raped by a sodomite." A player shouted.

"Hey, hurry up, stop that fat man, don't let him escape." The three orc warriors in front suddenly appeared and lined up in front of the fat man.

"Damn fat man, let's see where you are going to run." Orc Team Zhanshi said with a ferocious smile.

"MD." The fat man originally wanted to circle the village a few times in order to find a chance to escape back. Being blocked by three orc warriors, he knew he couldn't go back, so he simply ran away.

"If you have the ability, come after me."

When you go out and turn east, you will see a prairie. The green grass on the grassland is quiet and undulating with the wind, giving it an idyllic scenery.

The fat man ran on the grassland for a long time. Seeing that his endurance was gradually exhausted, and he didn't even have the strength to fight if he continued running, he stopped and turned around.

"Damn it, what kind of hatred do you and I have? Is it because I raped your wife or slept with your mother?" The fat man bent over and put one hand on his knees, panting.

The big rooster was also very tired. He stretched his neck and panted, and his shiny feathers were messy. In fact, the big cock was also depressed. You killed so many of my concubines, and you just let me peck you twice to vent my anger. Why are you running so far? If you are not tired, I am tired. But there was no way to explain it if I went back like this. I had guaranteed it in front of those concubines.

Thinking of the identification technique he had just learned, the fat man threw it at him.

Crazy big cock, level 5, evolved version of angry big cock, mutated BOSS.

"Level 5!" The fat man jumped up. "Damn the system, you are playing tricks on me. A chicken BOSS is actually level 5 and mutated. This is not a rooster, this is just chicken essence."

How did the fat man know that this rooster was originally only level 3, and its name was just Big Rooster? However, because Fatty killed too many pullets by himself, the big rooster became angry, mutated once, and its level rose by 1 level. The name Also changed to a big angry cock. Later, the fat man escaped and left the village again. He kicked the little hen and was targeted by the angry big rooster again. As a result, he caused another mutation and the level rose by one level to level 5. His name also changed. Changed to a crazy big cock.

Oh, oh... The big rooster made a long voice, flapped its wings twice, and rushed forward again.

Yes, I can’t afford to offend him, so I can’t afford to hide. After resting for a while, his endurance increased by two points, and the fat man started wandering on the grassland again.

Finally, before the sun went down, the exhausted rooster gave up the chase and went back sadly. The fat man collapsed to the ground from exhaustion and lay there motionless.

"No, how can I level up if this continues? MD, being chased by a chicken is running around, how can Fat Master see anyone if word spreads." Fatty said angrily. "It doesn't matter if I'm not as high as you, I'll kill you."

After resting enough, the fat man got up, found a place, looked at the terrain, spat into the palm of his hand, took out the blacksmith's sharp tool, and dug a hole.

This fat man is a petty-hearted person who will retaliate even if there is no wind and will make waves three feet high if something happens. I was chased by the big cock for a long time today, and I couldn't get rid of my anger. I had to figure out how to get some advantage.

"I heard that chickens have night blindness, so they lose energy at night." He tilted his head and looked at the hole he had dug, and then pulled over a few handfuls of hay to cover it. After checking that there was nothing wrong, the fat man walked towards the entrance of the village.

"Hey, where's your boss?" The fat man poked a little hen with his wooden sword, and the little hen pounced on it with a clatter.

"How cunning." The fat man killed the little hen and went to find the next one. Finally, when the thirteenth one was killed, the big rooster appeared with angry eyes.

"Hi, morning, I haven't gone to bed yet." The fat man said hello, turned around and ran away. The big rooster crowed again, spread his legs and chased after him.

Running to the trap at the most direct speed, Fatty carefully went around it. The big rooster behind him is not stupid either. As a BOSS, how could he not see this trick? I saw the big rooster confidently spread its wings, kicked off its feet, and then flew steadily up to the top of the trap. Then, a rough, dark hoe with a fishy smell of earth knocked on it. On the head of the big rooster, the big rooster howled angrily and fell firmly into the trap.

The fat man measured it during the trap, and it was only slightly bigger than a big rooster. It could barely open its wings, and it was difficult to even turn around. There was no way it could fly out with its wings fluttering.

"Hey, kid, you want to fight with me." The fat man said happily, holding a straw stick in his mouth. "What are you looking at? Come out if you have the ability. Come out and let's challenge each other."

Oh, oh... The big rooster's crow was very shrill, sounding like a wolf howling in the wilderness in the middle of the night. The fat man shivered all over, and the straw stick in his mouth fell to the ground.

"What's your name? If I call you again...ah, you're cheating."

After the big rooster crowed in the trap, bursts of red light emitted from his body, he jumped up, rushed out of the trap, and went straight to the fat man.

"Oh my god." The fat man just rolled around and escaped the danger of losing his appearance. The big cock over there missed a hit, and he was about to do it again, but he plopped and fell into another trap.

"Hey, little guy, I can't cure you if you don't believe me. Let me tell you, I dug eight pits here and let you take turns sleeping tonight." The fat man said proudly, and he put the blacksmith's sharp tool on the trap. "Keep shouting and see if you can still jump out."

The big cock in the trap was really angry and crazy. He kept shouting and sprinting, but he still couldn't get rid of the small hoe that the fat man had lying on top. Coupled with the unclean greetings from the fat man, after a long and extremely plaintive cry, the big rooster tilted its head and exploded with pieces all over the place. It was actually pissed to death.

"Ding-"

System prompt: Congratulations on killing the second mutant BOSS, the Crazy Big Rooster, and you will be rewarded with 50 reputation.

"Ding-"

System prompt: Congratulations on creating your own skill trap, which will reward you with 10 reputation and 100 experience points. The current trap proficiency level is primary 1/100.

"Ding-"

System prompt: Congratulations on reaching level 2.

"Ding-"

System prompt: Congratulations on reaching level 3.

Four system prompts rang in his ears in succession.

"You're going to die now? I still have one more useless move." The fat man wasn't satisfied yet. "Self-created skills? Not bad. Why don't you give me experience but not money? Oh, I actually gave you more than 500 experience for killing a BOSS. It's a good deal. Look what happened."