Shi Zhi lay on her back with her eyes closed, her hands folded on her flat belly, and she was extremely devout.
She looks quite calm, but whether it is the frantically shaking eyelids or the uncontrollable upward corners of the mouth, it has already shown how happy the character is inside.
because-
It can be regarded as retirement.
Shi Zhi used to work in the fast-travel bureau. Compared with those talented colleagues who made troubles, Shi Zhi was like the most common social animal. Doing tasks was like clocking in, and there was no need to communicate with superiors and colleagues until After completing 999 tasks, her boss only noticed her when she handed in the report to apply for retirement.
The boss retains Shi Zhi, and Xiaozhi uses his emotion to reason, "Quick Transmigration Bureau needs talents like Comrade Shi Zhi, without you, it will be a great loss for Quick Transmigration Bureau", and promises that if Shi Zhi stays, he will have a chance to turn around. become regular employees.
Shi Zhi was moved and refused.
She was moved.
She pretended.
Finally, you can retire and welcome a wonderful retirement life. Who wants to be a social animal again? What are you kidding
Most of the rest of the colleagues wanted to return to their bodies in the real world after completing their missions, but Shi Zhi chose to put them in other places. She was an orphan with no father or mother. It may not be possible to piece it together afterwards, it is better to start a new life.
Not long ago, Shi Zhi had already written down her wishes for her new identity: to be beautiful, to have a good figure, to be rich, to have a lot of money.
At this moment, Shi Zhi was praying for his wish to come true, and the happy picture he would see after opening his eyes unfolded in his mind.
Whether you are on a clean and beautiful island, sitting on a deck chair drinking coconut milk, stepping on the soft sandy beach, and soaking up the sun; or walking in a secluded villa in the forest, accompanied by deer...
[drop-]
A long and piercing mechanical sound sounded in his mind, but to Shi Zhi, it was comparable to Xianle.
The teleportation is over, here it is, her perfect looks, her awesome retirement, here she comes.
"Shi Zhi, get out of the entertainment industry and die!"
There is no sunny beach, no villa in the forest and no deer, when Shi Zhi opened her eyes, she saw two eggs whizzing towards her face one after the other, with the sound of breaking wind.
Shi Zhi's pupils shrank sharply.
Isn't this the right way to open it
…
"Shizhi!"
Everything happened so fast, the assistant next to Shi Zhi only had time to shout.
Then they either stayed a little farther away, or hid directly behind the woman, making the best use of the dead friends and immortal poor dao.
There are too few of them to resist the angry male idol fans. Shi Zhi has already committed public outrage, and I don't know where the news leaked out. The supernatural male idol fans actually blocked Shi Zhi downstairs in the company. , From verbal abuse to throwing things to vent anger, it is only a matter of time.
Now it's completely exploded.
The surrounded ones were wearing flamboyant red skirts. The skirts were slim-fitting, outlining a protruding figure. This color would look tacky if worn incorrectly, but even if the people at the scene hated her, they had to say that this color was in line with her She is perfect.
She is very gorgeous, standing in the crowd is the most dazzling existence, maybe because of the scandals in the past two days, she has lost her spirit and looks a little haggard, but she is still beautiful, and even has a little more charming posture.
However, half a second later, those two eggs will drop flowers on this beauty's face.
Even male idol fans hesitated a little, but only a little.
Hype be damned!
However, half a second later, the eggs did not drop flowers on Shi Zhi's face. Shi Zhi, who seemed to have lost her soul, suddenly raised her hand and stood in front of her. The two eggs fell firmly into her palm.
intact.
…
Shi Zhi's whole movements were fast and smooth, and the surrounding area, which was originally noisy with shouting and cursing, fell silent.
Male idol fans: ? ? ? What the hell is going on
Shi Zhi frowned, looked down at the egg in his hand, and also didn't know what was going on.
What about retirement life
However, Shi Zhi still walked towards one direction with two eggs, and finally stood still in front of a round-faced girl.
Shi Zhi opened his mouth, "Is this egg yours?"
The round-faced girl's face was flushed red, she smashed the eggs, she also scolded people, but in the crowd she can attack each other unscrupulously, when she really stood face to face with Shi Zhi, she started to be timid.
The other party is really beautiful, and the smell is also fragrant. She is a beautiful lady who is hard to meet in reality.
The round-faced girl seemed to have lost her courage suddenly, but she still murmured, "Yes."
Shi Zhi, "Oh, that's for you."
She spread out her palm, but the round-faced girl was too embarrassed to reach for it, and even took two steps back, "...I don't want it anymore."
Shi Zhi classified this as a gift, "For me?"
Round-faced girl: Huh
"Um… "
Shi Zhi, "Thank you."
While talking, he calmly put the two eggs into the LV bag while everyone was staring at him strangely.
"Pretend to be a fart!"
Just as Shi Zhi put the eggs into the bag, another yell from the side broke the silence, and this time, what was thrown at Shi Zhi was a portable mirror with sharp edges, glowing coldly in the sun.
Compared with this, the egg just now is very gentle, and the mirror will scratch the face if it is not careful, which is a fatal injury to actors who rely on their faces for food.
Didn't arrive.
Shi Zhi clamped the mirror with two fingers this time.
?
The surroundings became quiet again, but Shi Zhi didn't care about their reaction, and turned to face her face in the mirror.
A beautiful face appeared in the mirror, which was very similar to her original appearance, but it was an enhanced version, in line with Shi Zhi's expectations of beauty.
This undoubtedly made Shi Zhi feel a little relieved. Although he hadn't figured out the situation yet, it was an egg and a mirror. The successive accidents made Shi Zhi realize that something might be going on.
Fortunately, the appearance is beautiful, and the figure... without careful study, it should be good.
Shi Zhi did the same thing as before, when he walked up to the girl who threw the mirror, the girl didn't have any arrogance, and even felt for a moment that Shi Zhi was going to hit her.
Shi Zhi just threw the mirror to the other party, and said in a deep voice, "Don't throw things around."
At that moment, the girl seemed to feel the death gaze from the old father.
Cowardly.
After this series of unarmed attacks, the men who surrounded Shi Zhi unknowingly dispersed, and the assistant security guard next to Shi Zhi also took the time to rush out of the encirclement with Shi Zhi who was packing two raw eggs in LV.
After Shi Zhi left, a video went viral on the Internet.
This time it was not the overwhelming abuse as before, but question marks all over the place.
In the video, Shi Zhi picks up the egg with his left hand, lifts his right hand, and pinches the mirror with his fingers. The whole video is silky smooth to the extreme, without any trace of editing.
Amidst the question marks, someone finally expressed the doubts of all the netizens.
"What's the matter, the entertainment industry can't continue, and Shi Zhi has started to develop into the acrobatic world?"
Not to mention, this acrobatic is really good, very exciting, it's completely unexpected that Shi Zhi has such a talent.
…
After being abused for several days in a row, the real master who suddenly quietly developed into an acrobat in the hearts of netizens is now sitting on the bench with a serious face.
An hour ago, when Shi Zhi's crazy cue was going through the game, a mechanical reminder sound finally appeared in his mind. As an employee who was going through the game, Shi Zhi was as familiar with this sound as the school party's school bell. , is a system sound.
In order to communicate with the system and understand the situation, Shi Zhi didn't even pay much attention to the so-called company boss, and hurried back to the body's residence.
The system does explain it, too.
The world Shi Zhi lives in is a novel about the entertainment industry's counterattack. In this novel, the heroine of Shuangwen experienced the whole Internet blackmail, and the male idol fans frenziedly attacked her. She embarked on a heroine route of meeting gods and killing gods, meeting Buddhas and killing Buddhas, and thus successfully reached the pinnacle of life...
Shi Zhi asked, "But what does this have to do with me?"
She knew that if retirees from the fast travel agency like her did not return to the real world, they would be placed in the small world. She had read many similar articles on the Internet, and had even done corresponding tasks.
But what's the point of telling her that the big background is so detailed
She is here for retirement.
Although Shi Zhi already had a bad prediction, but the system revealed that she was disguised as the original heroine of Shuangwen this time, and Shi Zhi still couldn't help but want to scold her during the trough period before her rise.
She took a deep breath, "I applied to contact the headquarters, but now there is an error, the conditions are different from what I asked for before." Not only are they different, but they don't meet Shi Zhi's expectations at all.
At this time, Shi Zhi still had some expectations for the conscience of the fast-traveling bureau. Such a large department had such an obvious loophole, so it wouldn't be so dark, so shameless, right
The system was silent for a while, and then said after a while, [There is not much difference, good looks, good figure, money... ]
Shi Zhi pointed vigorously at the empty rental house with few furniture, and there was still a basin on the ground that was leaking, so that the system could think it over before speaking.
When introducing the background of the original body, Shi Zhi felt that the heroine of Shuangwen was facing one of the black spots, and it was outrageous that she was suspected of being taken care of by a rich man.
Live here when you are adopted
After the system paused, he continued to tell Shi Zhi that he would definitely have the money, and even Shi Zhi would become the richest man. As long as she was quick enough and finished the way of the heroine of Shuangwen, she would be discovered by the housekeeper and let her go back. Inheritance.
Shi Zhi was wrong. She was wrong because she shouldn't have conscientious expectations for the fast-traveling game, so she didn't have that thing at all. It was really dark and shameless.
After they made a mistake, they didn't intend to correct it, and let her, an innocent retiree, pay the bill. What are the 999 tasks she did, and there is no Labor and Social Security Bureau to take care of it
After Shi Zhi saw it clearly, he finally teared up his face and began to curse.
This is the first time the system has seen a woman change her face so quickly, it doesn't take a moment to switch from a gentle social animal to a violent old girl.
"etc."
Shi Zhi paused the irritable quotations, she noticed something, and walked quickly towards the kitchen stove.
There were two eggs gurgling in the pot on the stove over there. They were the two eggs that a male idol fan threw at her before and she put them in an LV bag.
The LV bag was taken away by the company, the original was poor and jingled, all the clothes on his body were arranged by the company, two eggs were not easy to carry, so Shi Zhi borrowed the staff to carry them back in plastic bags.
There was absolutely no food in this small shabby house, so Shi Zhi boiled these two eggs.
In the original plot, the heroine of Shuangwen, Shi Zhi, was hit on the forehead with an egg by a male idol fan.
And now, Shi Zhi took out the two eggs from the pot, who didn't know which one started the original plot, measured each for a few seconds, and then knocked it down towards the edge of the table.
There were two consecutive "crack" sounds of the eggshell cracking, and Shi Zhi looked at the perfectly shaped eggshell exposed in the eggshell, which exuded a soft light under the light, and showed the first gratified smile since coming here.
It is cooked and ready to eat.