It was really intense and cruel. Whoever wins and loses is decided in three rounds. Everyone is blushing, with thick necks, and doing manual kung fu.
This is destined to be a war without gunpowder.
The intrusive Quan brother: Crazy!
God is so fierce and cruel.
The red face is thick and the neck is full of laughter. Rock-paper-scissors is really skillful, after all, you can't use your feet.
It is unsightly and smelly. Even if they are allowed to use it, they will not be able to do such a difficult task. How can there be gunpowder in the war of rock-paper-scissors.
Everyone has completely let go now, face to face, you give out stones, I give out cloth, for a while it seems to be back to kindergarten.
Fairness, openness and justice really depend on oneself.
That's it, everyone actually played with disputes. If there were real fights, there might not be such a thing. The main reason is that some young people don't talk about martial arts.
"Mr. Shi, he punched too slowly, he did it on purpose."
"Mr. Shi, he lied to me, this shameless..."
Facing the wronged and angry accusation, Shi Zhi felt like a kindergarten teacher.
She also came out for an emergency supplementary rule.
"I can't hear you in a hurry."
"There must be an Olympic spirit, and anyone who plays tricks will be eliminated directly."
Her voice was not too loud, even a little slow, but no one doubted the authenticity of her content.
With Shi Zhi coming forward, everyone was finally honest.
Soon four lucky geese were born in this fierce fight, and obtained the qualification for advertising background boards.
…
The newcomers of Shizhi Studio have learned through this lesson: it turns out that this is the cruel adult world, and this is the cruel entertainment industry.
This is too much fun, hahahaha!
Can they apply for more fighting methods? For example, see you in the Canyon of Kings, flying chess, it really doesn’t work, roll the dice
Everyone's proposal was rejected by Shi Zhi.
She frowned, "Can you be more serious, this is a serious matter."
The team wanted to ask, sister Shi, are you serious
However, they will still watch their words, and now that the boss of the company has been replaced by Shi Zhi, whether they can get promoted or raise their salary depends entirely on Shi Zhi alone.
"Sister Shi Zhi is right, please be serious."
The project of rock-paper-scissors was also carried forward in Shizhi's studio, and when things were indecisive, under the circumstances of equal strength, rock-paper-scissors carried out a real frontal confrontation.
Absolutely no small tricks, just so refreshing.
These newcomers in the studio have developed well in the future, have made achievements in their respective fields, and have their own fans.
Later, in a variety show, there happened to be two artists from Shizhi Studio who met when they became a PK team.
A is very serious, and asks B, do you want to have an international fight
The rest of the guests who were recording the show were all frightened, and they didn't care whether they were grouped or not.
No, no, it's just playing a game. Didn't you pay back the two brothers before, so why should we fight.
Even the audience raised their hearts when they saw this passage.
It turns out that this brotherhood is all fake? !
Then they saw it, and the two started rock-paper-scissors, winning two out of three games.
"..."
What kind of international convention is this fighting! Childish or not!
It's not just these two people, pictures of rock-paper-scissors artists from Zhizhi Studio have been exposed one after another.
It is the international practice of Shizhi Studio.
It was Shi Zhi himself who was childish, and even the whole family became childish.
…
Shi Zhi took the selected group of four to the place where the commercial was recorded, and two of them, Shi Zhi, were more impressive.
The rap boy, Ye Ziwen, is young, with a kind of innocence, because Mr. Xu once felt sad when he abandoned them.
Now Ye Ziwen: Who is Mr. Xu, who is Mr. Xu, he only knows Mr. Shi!
In sharp contrast to Ye Ziwen's innocence was Gao Fan who was sitting next to Shi Zhi, who obviously had a face that could be considered to be readable, so Shi Zhi was puzzled, how could he be so oily
Gao Fan's luck was also good, he stood out from the competition and became the top four players.
He followed directly into Shi Zhi's nanny car, and sat next to Shi Zhi, talking to Shi Zhi non-stop along the way.
Before Gao Fan chatted with Shi Zhi because he wanted to catch up with Shi Zhi's popularity, it would be even better if he could develop a relationship with Shi Zhi. Now that Shi Zhi has become Gao Fan's immediate boss, he even tries to communicate with Shi Zhi .
"Sister Shi Zhi."
His name is not Shi Zhi, Shi Zong.
Shi Zhi looked at Gao Fan, "Say."
With calm eyes, Gao Fan flinched for a moment.
But he wasn't someone who backed down so easily.
"If the two of us live on a desert island together..."
Shi Zhi, "No."
Gao Fan, "..." was choked up.
"Isn't it just in case?"
Shi Zhi frowned, "Why did such a bad thing happen?"
What did she do wrong, there must be such a case to punish him.
Gao Fan didn't think he was that bad!
However, Shi Zhi continued following Gao Fan's words, "What if we both end up on a deserted island, and there are only two of us, and then we can't get out for a while, right?"
Gao Fan, "Yes."
Shi Zhi thought for a while, "Then I will give you a nickname."
In fact, Gao Fan was hit one after another at the beginning. He felt that Shi Zhi couldn't move anymore. He was already planning to shut up and make himself a little more decent, but he didn't expect that it would turn out to be bright.
Nick name
From the sky, love's nickname
Gao Fan, "What is it?"
Shi Zhi smiled at him, "Friday."
Gao Fan: Why is it Friday? It can’t be Monday and Tuesday, because Friday is about to be a holiday, so is it happier
The car fell into a momentary silence, and the driver said, "Friday, it sounds familiar." Desert Island and Friday, I always feel like I have heard it somewhere.
Ye Ziwen hesitated for a while, and said, "It's "Robinson Crusoe". Did Robinson save that savage?"
Yes, that wild man.
Robinson and Friday live on a desert island.
Gao Fan, "..." smiled politely but not awkwardly.
The atmosphere in the car was very good, Brother Quan could see what Gao Fan was thinking, but it didn't work for Shi Zhi at all, Shi Zhi didn't get in.
Everyone was talking and laughing, and started various discussions based on Gao Fan's nickname. Suddenly, the brakes were slammed, and the car body shook.
On the other side of Shi Zhi was a little assistant, who almost fell forward, but Shi Zhi gave her a hand.
The little assistant was still in shock, "Thank you, sister Shi."
Shi Zhi asked the driver, "What's wrong?"
Sitting in the passenger seat, Brother Quan was also taken aback.
The tough driver has always driven relatively steadily, and such a situation has almost never happened.
The driver said, "That van seems to be missing me."
Because the van next to him kept avoiding him, he almost hit the other cars, and that's why he had to brake suddenly.
Shi Zhi looked through the window, and there was indeed a black van that kept approaching their nanny's car, very deliberately, completely ignoring the danger.
The car window was open, and there were men and women inside, waving in the direction of Shi Zhi's nanny car.
"Shi Zhi, can you see us?"
"Master Shi, I love you!"
Brother Quan scolded, and told Shi Zhi, "I'm an illegitimate fan."
…
Celebrities not only have fans, black fans, but also illegitimate fans.
In web search, illegitimate fans refer to celebrities who have extreme behavior and crazy style. In reality, they are pervasive. In order to satisfy their selfishness, they invade the daily life of celebrities and have an impact on their lives and work. , also seriously affected the rest.
Chasing cars like this is one of the behaviors of illegitimate fans. Some time ago, an artist had an accident because of a star chasing a car.
After Shi Zhi's description by Brother Quan, he almost understood it a little bit.
Fans are not only Zhang Mingxia, but also those who write to her, and others like this.
The time Tang Yunling was blocked by someone, many of them were illegitimate meals.
"You can't let them chase the car like this."
"Too dangerous."
Shi Zhi felt that it was necessary for him to go on and talk about it. Brother Quan wanted to stop Shi Zhi, but he didn't.
According to what Shi Zhi said, the driver stopped the car at a safer place, and the van followed them all the time.
The illegitimate fan probably didn't expect Shi Zhi to get out of the car, and everyone was very pleasantly surprised.
Everyone is not very old, the oldest is only in his twenties, and some people look like minors.
Shi Zhi, "Chasing cars is dangerous, do you know that?"
Asking is knowing, the answer is very straightforward, and I also take the initiative to admit my mistake.
When Shi Zhi said not to do this again and go back quickly, they were still very obedient and said they would not do it again.
Shi Zhi climbed back into the nanny's car, "It's resolved." It should be fine, they all assured her.
But Brother Quan was not as optimistic as Shi Zhi.
He knows more as an agent.
Brother Quan pointed to the rearview mirror, "What do you think is that?"
Shi Zhi followed Brother Quan's instructions and looked over.
The van didn't blatantly leave the car any more, but it didn't leave as promised with Shi Zhi, and followed at a certain speed.
Seeing that Shi Zhi seemed to be thinking, Brother Quan actively changed the topic, fearing that Shi Zhi would be depressed.
"Normal, that means you're on fire now, doesn't it?"
There will be commercials in a while.
…
In Brother Quan's view, Shi Zhi is generally not that aggressive, and he is not interested in the usual bullying in the circle. The only draft about sex pressure was released by Mr. Xu.
Then he was fired by employee Shi Zhi on the spot.
However, Shi Zhi's attitude towards work has always been okay, and the team members are worried that Shi Zhi will be affected by chasing a car because of his illegitimate meal.
The group shopping software still attaches great importance to Shi Zhi, and someone specially greeted her outside, probably because Shi Zhi was angry at the beverage merchant, they were a little cautious when facing Shi Zhi, and got along with Shi Zhi for a while Also let go.
Shi Zhi is really easy to talk to.
After Shi Zhi finished putting on her makeup, the other four background panels also had to be a bit carefree. Before the official recording time, Shi Zhi was watching the commercials and improvising.
"Do you want to make a down jacket? Winter belongs to me, and the other three seasons belong to you."
The staff of the shopping software didn't realize that there was something wrong with what Shi Zhi said, and waited for them to react.
?
The down jacket belongs to Shizhi in winter, and the other three seasons belong to others. There is an egg for it. Don’t you only wear it in winter!
Shi Zhi played with the commercials before the filming started, but waited for the staff next to him to remind him softly.
"Teacher Shi Zhi, it's time to start."
Shi Zhi, "Is the filming going to start?"
After getting the affirmative statement, Shi Zhi's lazy uncle's air disappeared, walked to the shooting location, and began to speak the commercials with emotion.
Change face in a second.
What is professional, this is professional!
The four young artists in the studio were dumbfounded. Does Mr. Shi still have such skills!
Brother Quan, "Let's learn a little bit."
…
This group-joining software advertisement is not too difficult, much easier than filming a TV series. Shizhi's cooperation is extremely high, and the director of the advertisement is also very satisfied, and it was completed without a long delay.
From there, it takes a long walk to get back into the car.
Shi Zhi's team chatted endlessly with the four young artists in the studio. Shi Zhi didn't say much, but just watching them chatting was fun.
Then the assistant let out a gasp.
"My mother, I was scared to death."
"What's the matter with that girl, is she still a illegitimate meal?"
Everyone followed the assistant's instructions and looked over.
Not far away is a young girl with a pretty appearance, wearing loose clothes and combing her bangs. It should be cute, but she has a gloomy temperament, and her bangs almost cover her eyes. up.
He was staring at Shi Zhi motionlessly.
It is indeed a bit intrusive to look at it suddenly.
Being discovered, she was not afraid, instead she grinned, showing her teeth, and smiled at Shi Zhi.
It's very similar to some kind of abnormality in TV dramas.
Gao Fan, "She even chased cars."
She was also among the people chasing the car just now.
Brother Quan, "Stop talking, let's go."
This time, there was no black van behind them. Qi Liuhai girl found a bicycle and followed the car, but the speed was too slow, and soon disappeared from everyone's sight.
…
Being harassed by an illegitimate meal doesn't stop once it starts. Shi Zhi also received a harassing phone call.
"Hello, is this Shi Zhi, I like you so much..."
When Shi Zhi answered the phone, he happened to be talking to everyone in the hotel room, and the team members naturally heard the man's crazy confession.
Brother Quan: Fuck!
He even got a phone call.
Someone in the team was already angry and planned to answer Shi Zhi's call and scold him over there.
Although Shi Zhi faced this situation for the first time, she was very calm.
"Hi sir, do you want to buy a house? We have a house here..."
Her voice was very sweet, with a kind of surprise, she talked endlessly.
The other side was stunned, and then hung up the phone cursingly, and everyone heard him complaining before hanging up.
"Fake number, a waste of my money."
Shi Zhi pretends to be a house seller.
After this incident, no one really made harassing calls to Shi Zhi.
The assistant gave Shi Zhi a thumbs up.
Niu, still have to look at Miss Shi.
Shi Zhi's commercials were shot very quickly, and all of a sudden, Shi Zhi brought four background boards to fight over there.
Very magical.
Several friends in Shi Zhi's circle also approached Shi Zhi, expressing that he had been brainwashed.
The rest of the artists were perplexed when they saw that Shi Zhi had won such an ad by just picking and searching. Is this all right
Carry forward the fight.
Not only the feature film was released there, but also the tidbits of Shi Zhi.
So everyone looked at Shi Zhi sitting on the chair, muttering over there, "Should you make a down jacket? Winter is mine, and the other three seasons are yours."
There is a second to become a professional.
Netizens, "Hahahaha!"
They can also play.
"Do you want to be a husband? I will make money during the day, and you will make money at night."
"Share the mobile phone? It's mine for the first year, and you for the rest."
Shi Zhi continued to return to the film crew. Not long after she left the hotel, the hotel cleaners opened the room for cleaning. A young girl dressed in loose clothes, as if she could be blown away by a gust of wind, appeared in front of Shi Zhi's room door.
…
"Shi Zhi."
As soon as Shi Zhi arrived at the set, Director Wang Mingchun called her over.
"This is the technical consultant I invited, Cheng Yu."
Director Wang Mingchun introduced the man beside him to Shi Zhi.
Shi Zhi asked him, "How much better?"
Cheng Yu is standing now.
In fact, even if Director Wang Mingchun didn't introduce him, Shi Zhi still saw Cheng Yu for the first time. Not only her, but everyone who walked into the room could notice him.
After all, he is tall and good-looking, with a straight waist, and his skin probably hasn't seen the sun for a long time, and it's even white enough to reflect light, with a sense of dignity.
Ning Jiachi said before that Cheng Yu was a noble son, and it made sense for him to imitate him before.
Director Wang Mingchun, "Know?"
Shi Zhi, "I've seen it."
It can't be said that Cheng Yu is the fan who jumped up at the fan meeting.
Cheng Yu nodded towards Shi Zhi, showing a gentle smile, diluting the dignity.
"much better."
The two of them didn't chat for too long, after all, Shi Zhi still had to work, and after Shi Zhi finished filming, she got a cup of hot black tea.
Everyone has them, Cheng Yu treats them.
The other party was not far away, they didn't talk much, they were quiet, Shi Zhi thought about it and walked over, first thanked Cheng Yu for the hot drink, and then asked.
"Why did you come to the crew as a technical consultant?"
Shi Zhi remembered that Cheng Yu's family background was good, which could be seen.
It's not just someone carrying him on a stretcher and delivering gold cakes.
Cheng Yu, "The company is not busy, and I just have nothing to do. Come here to earn some extra money, and feel a variety of life."
He answered very sincerely.
Shi Zhi very much agreed with Cheng Yu's idea: Lu Zeming and Gao Fan should really have a look, don't always think about getting something for nothing, Cheng Yu knows how to make money, even if he has money, he will not give up every opportunity to make money!
The assistant next to Cheng Yu.
shit...
They are obviously an Internet company that is famous for working overtime, and the programmers all stay up late and stay bald.
Someone is shouting over there.
"Moving bricks, do you have a hand?"
Cheng Yu told Shi Zhi, "I'm going to help."
Shi Zhi remembered that Cheng Yu was still recovering, so he asked casually, "Can you do it?" Or let someone else do it.
Cheng Yu had already walked over to help.
He worked very hard, and the suits he had carefully selected that were short of going to the catwalk were also stained, and the crew members who were asking for help were a little embarrassed, and Cheng Yu had completely become the main output force.
After moving the bricks, Cheng Yu told the director and Shi Zhi that he had to leave first.
There was no use for Cheng Yu right now, the director waved his hand.
After leaving the crowd, the assistant asked those around him.
"Mr. Cheng, what are we going to do?"
What else needs to be done.
Cheng Yu, "Go to the hospital."
He looked at the assistant and told him calmly, "... my waist flashed."
assistant:? ? ? !
Did you move the bricks
…
It was a little late to finish work today, and it was already dark when they returned to the hotel.
Shi Zhi's room is relatively large, and everyone is willing to join her. The team members ordered food together, and settled at Shi Zhi's side.
Some people are still watching Shi Zhi's variety shows, some people are studying the trend of the Internet, Shi Zhi plays songs after dinner, and reads scripts on the sofa.
The script was decided by her in advance. After filming "Yin Yang Snack Bar", she will almost seamlessly join the group, and take the time to memorize it while she has time.
The staff in the room came and went, and gradually there were fewer people, and for a long time only Shi Zhi was left.
Shi Zhi barely moved, just changed a few moves to watch the script.
The little assistant sent a message to Shi Zhi, saying that she wanted to borrow some body lotion, but she had run out.
"Crunch—"
The closet door of the room rang, and then it was pushed open.
Someone poked his head out from inside.
As soon as the little assistant walked over there, he was startled and let out a scream.
How can you not be afraid? In a good room, suddenly a stranger emerges from the closet. It's like shooting a horror movie.
"Why are you here, who are you!" Who is she and when did she come in.
The little assistant seemed to have stepped on a cat's tail.
The other party was wearing loose clothes and combing her bangs. She just said, "Can you lower your voice, it scares me."
Obviously it was because of the scary way she appeared on the stage, she stayed in other people's rooms silently, but now she blamed the assistant for scaring her.
assistant,"… "
Shi Zhi recognized the other party.
An illegitimate meal with a car on a bicycle, but she didn't expect the other party to follow her to the hotel and slip into the room.
It is indeed dangerous.
How many hours should I hide? But why are you taking the initiative to come out now
Assistant: Too arrogant!
The illegitimate fan looked at Shi Zhi and sent out soul greetings.
"Don't you even go to the bathroom?"
She originally saw that Shi Zhi was satisfied and very happy, and planned to wait until the people in the room had dispersed, and leave when Shi Zhi went to the bathroom.
I didn't expect the people to leave, but Shi Zhi hasn't moved in the past few hours, and there is no tendency to go to the bathroom at all.
But her bladder couldn't hold back.
Listening to the uncomfortable Buddhist song, holding back until the bladder is about to explode, this is like torture!
Shi Zhi now almost understood what was going on.
She was suffocated by urine.
The illegitimate fan, "...can I borrow the bathroom?"
The assistant has opened her eyes. She still has the face to borrow the bathroom
Shi Zhi gestured, indicating yes.
She felt that the other party was really unable to hold on anymore, as if he was going to collapse anytime and anywhere.
The illegitimate meal that was suffocated by urine was finished in the bathroom, and she felt that she had finally come back to life. Facing Shi Zhi, she was a little apprehensive.
just some.
Should she be sent to the police station
Shi Zhi was not as furious as her assistant, she looked at the schoolbag he was carrying.
"Still in school?"
The tone is calm, like chatting with ordinary fans.
"right."
Shi Zhi glanced outside.
"Today is a good night. Since you are bored and I am bored, do you want to do something exciting?"
assistant:? ?